What should we call Manchester United to make it sound non offensive?

What should we call Manchester United to make it sound non offensive?

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why are you posting this cunt on Yea Forums

>The name Manchester originates from the Latin name Mamucium or its variant Mancunium and the citizens are still referred to as Mancunians (/mænˈkjuːniən/). These are generally thought to represent a Latinisation of an original Brittonic name, either from mamm- ("breast", in reference to a "breast-like hill") or from mamma ("mother", in reference to a local river goddess). Both meanings are preserved in Insular Celtic languages, such as mam meaning "breast" in Irish and "mother" in Welsh. The suffix -chester is a survival of Old English ceaster and from that castra in latin for camp or settlement ("fort; fortified town").

Non-Gender specifichester United

>Tiddytown United
Explains the rivalry with Arseanal.

Mamucium United

Let's go the Trudeau way and call them Peoplechester

attack helicopchester united

how much would it cost to give women and minorities a check so they would eternally shut the fuck up?

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ManChestHair United

Peopleofcolourchester Unitedindiversity

Xerchester United

>breast-like hill
based

Is he trolling?

He's being ironic, the wom- I mean person he's responding to isn't.

Of course he is.

I agree with him on the first point though, there's nothing wrong with addressing a group as 'guys' it's like dude in my mind it's gender neutral anyway.

Wasn't this guy a lefty tard?

Piers is just a shit stirrer. He's on whatever side will cause the most butthurt

He's a professional troll.

No. Piers Morgan and Katie Hopkins are pure attention seekers and work for the tabloids, which in Britain at least pander to brainlets who are right-leaning.

Shock merchants who don't really believe a word they say, but know what people want to hear.

that's current year man john oliver

Titchester Wombnited

I would rather have a Daily Mail column than a Guardian column

guardian is way funnier

Sorry, meant for

>Giving Piers Morgan the attention he so pathetically craves

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>no being right-leaning

I hope by that you mean you're far-right-leaning.

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Is that the guy from Grand Tour?

No he's just desperately trying to get attention.

>implying it would work

This is the post

Can't women just support Notre Dame?

No; that's Jeremy Clarkson.

Profoundly underrated post

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desu 'hey guys' is pretty sexist, that why I prefer 'ite lads' instead