OFFICIAL EVERTON v CHELSEA MATCH THREAD

The last PL match before the first international break of 2019.

4:30pm kick-off.

EVE: Pickford; Coleman (c), Keane, Mina, Digne; Gueye, Gomes; Richarlison, Sigurdsson, Bernard; Calvert-Lewin.
>Subs: Stekelenburg, Baines, Walcott, Tosun, Schneiderlin, Davies, Lookman.

CHE: Arrizabalaga; Azpilicueta (c), Luiz, Rudiger, Alonso; Jorginho, Kante, Barkley; Pedro, Higuain, Hazard.
>Subs: Caballero, Christensen, Kovacic, Loftus-Cheek, Hudson-Odoi, Willian, Giroud.

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>barkley

fuck sarri

LOFTUS-CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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>That lineup

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Have some goddamn faith.

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Loftus and CHO did play full 90 min. Plus Emerson has been shit the last two games while Alonso has performed. Granted fuck Barkley and Alonso.

Man, these threads used to be full of Chelsea fans? What the fuck happened?

Game not starting for another 30 minutes.

Only reason Alonso performed well was because Dynamo Kiev were slow as hell, actually made it look like he had some sort of pace.

Barkley is just way too cautious, never takes any chances. Really should be sold in the summer if the appeal goes through.

Busy watching Brighton v Millwall.

Man every game the lineup Sarri puts out just kills my buzz

They jumped ship to City

That's a good joke

>Hazard

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2 worthless teams in a worthless match
the shit i took 3 days ago (that was the last one) holds more value than these faggoty teams put together

Not a joke, I saw some stats a while back that stated 90% of Chelsea fans didn't support them before 2003.

Now look at the fans of city on Yea Forums compared to 2-3 years ago.

It really wouldn't surprise me if they jumped between money clubs

we're lurking

I could buy your country with the money I buy a medium portion of chips and a jumbo sausage.

post sausage

These delusions of yours are very concerning.

you couldn't buy 15 minutes with a whore you dated during 5th grade

That's an odd statistic out of nowhere.

G-rude needs to be starting this game

Giroud is injured?

Discuss

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I'm sure somebody on Yea Forums still has the screenshot of it saved or a link to it

#sarrigang

>tfw Pedro is still good but no longer great

Shame his age is stopping him

>little george
>luiz
>alonso
You guys ready for 1-1 or 0-0?

Mane is the only Liverpool player I like

>playing a meme player like Barkley against former club
Guaranteed 0/10 performance from him.

>2 whites commentators
Ugh, UK I thought you were a more inclusive multiculturalist society

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What he lacks in statpadding he makes up for with a /strongmind/. Salah only broke the record last season because there was literally nothing for Liverpool to do in the league (title race was done, top 4 was done thanks to >us choking).

Give Hazard your energy \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>barkley

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>Higuain is struggling with the pace and intesity of the PL
Are there still people who believes in this "pace and intesity" meme ?

Easiest fucking money in my LIFE. Screencap this fucking post you retarded monkeybrained fuckwits.

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\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

And don't forget to give Higuain the nutella

CAM ON EVERTON

CAM ON U BOYS IN BLEW

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Yeah, I remember that. It's from a newspaper, but if you follow the link in the article you actually don't find the stat.

I'd be pretty funny if it was just another sign of how piss poor journalism is and how freedom of press was a mistake.

Only Gueye has to score so you win 130 bucks or do Everton also has to win ?

Why when the thread will still be alive?

>the air raid siren
Fucking BASED to be honest lads. That plus Z cars is fucking Kino.

Giroud should be kept fresh for the europa league.

>evertone nice meme team

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Serie A is a league of geriatrics so yeah the prem is definitely more intense

Just Gueye to score. He never scores but he wants to now that pee ess /g/ wants to buy him in the summer.

Fuck this, I need to sleep but will watch what I can before I pass out.

>freedom of press was a mistake.
You say that by giving exemples with sport journalists, why not with people magazine journalist as well ??

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I'm not even confident about winning the Europa League. Sarri and this current squad have sucked out my passion for Chelsea

Rare

Isn't Lybia supposed to be destroyed ? How is life there ?
good luck then

time to watch useless everton get steamrolled again

Serie A teams play defensively, they always have, and therefore it's a slower game overall.
In the Premier League it's not feasible. Even Rafa "Keep things tight at our own end" Benitez has to play some form of Mike "You get 3 points for a 4-3 win, you only get 1 point for a 0-0 draw" Walker's handbook.
If you don't take this advice, then you're going to get HEAVY dabbed on in the PREMIER League.

Because I don't read that trash, not even at the hairdresser.

>Everton come out to air raid sirens in honour of Tony Bellew

Fucking hell, he was a fat cunt who beat a 1 legged Haye, then got absolutely BTFO when he faced a real fighter

why are they booing that guy?

Lol did anyone see David Luiz do his signature meme move there

Is this going to be a fun and interesting match? I don't care who wins I just want to see plenty of goals

Maybe

is our future real madrid star eden hazard playing today?

Depends if chelsea is able to get competent strikers in team.

That guy colluded with Chelsea to delay his transfer until after his contract had expired, robbing the club of a transfer fee, whilst magically his wages inflated suspiciously.

They are racist. (he is black)

Ah, it's one of those days.

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That was a 10/10 pass by Jorginho

>alonso did something

Okay, was worried about this Everton side, but damn.

>Jorginho putting it on a plate and striker failing to score again

Deja vu

Jorginho - higuain link up play kino as fuck

Chelsea win 3-1
check em

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has sarriball been unocked?

>lrl is still larping as a girl

Amico pls

I remember thinking that Higuain was good and he was going to solve Chelsea's striker issue.

thanks m8, that's dirty
fuckin wankers, don't they know we're all human?

Meh Higuain did everything right there but Everton’s defense acted pretty quick

Why does Hazard walk like he's pooed himself?

STEVE GERRARD GERRARD

Come on Chelsea pls win ;__;

One thing is for certain. He actually does go back and does something without falling down like Morata.

Sometimes Chelsea players just stop playing and raise their hand, like Barkley just did.
Why do they do this? don't they realize it angers me to no end?

This desu. Higuain links up far better than Morata. Doesn't score enough goals though

>great chances coming early
we're not winning this game lads, everton will grow into this inevitably

Had 750ml of vodka last night and I feel surprisingly ok.

The key is to wake up hungover at 3:30am and continue drinking then pass out at 7 and wake up in the afternoon

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dubs and Everton win

It's ok, getting in the cl through the el is more fun.

>mid-table shitters: the match
yikes, giving this one a miss

they're apologizing to (you)

Trips for a 2-2 draw.

>tfw new laptop so no Yea Forums meme images

share em lads

>miw'waw out
based

Chelsea might squeeze a win on the basis Everton trying and leaving holes open.

Barkley might just be the most forgettable player ever

Who?

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Well he did ask.

>Bigger than mine

Delet this, fella

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>chelsea
>top 4
Rofl.

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Who is this feminine woman?

You know, what's his name again?

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Cheer up LRL. I'm back.

>barklel

>playing slow

I hope Chelsea does keep Sarri around and actually give him a proper transfer window if the one window gap occurs. Because quite the amount of deadwood.

>E USED TA FUCKHIN PLAY FER US BOOOO IM!!!! BOOOOO IM!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1111111
11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!! FUCKHIN BASTAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rate hazard because he carries this wank chelsea team, but he doesn carry them very far. Theyre still a pretty shite side.

Based medo

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like watching two magnets repel

I think he's a bit like Ibra, he both carries and hold back a team.

>Eden "touch me like a feather and ill pretend ive been leathered" Hazard.

P L A S T I C

ye, his stats arent very impressive either but its like games in the league cup final when he looked a level above anyone on the pitch, including the manchester city team.

Hideous Slavic nose

if kovacic would stay in chelsea, as mikel did. Would he score more goals than Mikel?

Fucking clueless you lad. Its not that he used to play for us at all.

Jesus christ I visibly cringed

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HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE

he'd be undeniably top 3 in the world if he didn't play alongside such spastics

No. He's shit.

Only brainlets think kante is better than fernandinho

HE GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA

L O V E

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>Chelsea Manager
>David "European Champions" Luiz
>cest
>Cadfael
>Misha
>Wilshere's Dodgy Accent
>GOATZE
>Manchester

I wonder what they're doing now

hopefully all swinging from their bedroom ceilings

Is NBC anti chelsea as they been jerking Everton the whole time.

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>t. fan of a club who doesn't have a player with A tier ball retention
its okay la, one day you'll understand

probs still here but not using a trip. Who /Summer2012/ here?

>Been 7 years almost

;__;

nobody likes >us, >we don't care

This image should be in every Yea Forums user's folders

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>that morning when flags first got activated

I don't know what I thought, I guess I assumed everyone posting was English, American, Canadian or Australian.

Suddenly johnny foreigners from all over the world.

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Dubs and Giroud scores the winning goal

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Anime is een ziekte

>4am

FUCK WHY AM I AWAKE

poast more chelse/a/

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will piguain ever score against a non relegation fodder team?

If anybody has the 200 hours in photoshop skills to stick Higuain's head on in place of Morata's in preparation for the Chelsea trip to Anfield this April again I'd appreciate it.

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Dubs and Higuaking and Hazza go 2 for 2

Makes me wish for an anglo only internet.

>poodro

Fat gf with 10/10 face or ugly gf with 10/10 body?

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>3DPD

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the first one

Ugly 10/10

i'm fine with just gf

I dont have body sized paper bags so....

>pedro

FUCKING SCORE SOMEONE, EVERTON IS FUCKING OPEN LIKE A WHORE ALONG KINGS CROSS

10/10 face. Once its in, the ride begins.

based anime posters

Chelsea are playing really well and Sarri is going to make it

I just want a 6'6 bird who can crush me between her thighs.

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Anyone here like qt traps?

But isn't that the flaw for the team for a bit? Plays well but lack of finishing product?

>alonso nearly killed another kid
Get this nonce OFF.

Everyone bangs on about the prem being the most exciting league in the world, but then you stick on London's 5th most supported club vs the eternal midtablers everton.

Yeah but it was just a phase

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Gfs had her haircut and it looks fucking wank. What do i say?

Both times it was the child’s fault

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few swift backhands across the face

Ask if you can wank on it.

Hhhhnnnnnngggggggg

God Chelsea are so shit at crossing

lads, at half time can you post some from your brappers folder, pls.

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You like dominant trap?

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sometimes, but this time around they are actually creating really good goalscoring chances and unlucky not to be ahead

jorginho actually not doing too bad today

No words. Short back and sides immediately.

What type of haircut

Goodison, tough venue to play at

>dominant
as long as her pengas don't enter any of my orifices i'm alright with traps

>philippine transsexual

one of these words is redundant

shes proper needy so i might just bin this off lads

>venue
Spaghetti brained post

Got to say even if Higuian loses it, he does get it back.

>doesn't like anime
>flemish
What a surprise

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Thoughts on the new zealand terror attack, lads?

pedro should've gave it to higuain

what's the point of barkley?

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Instead of brap whores

why can't we post trap whores?

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>International break coming up

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> this everton dick sucking
Faggots

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how do i get laid

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legs like donner meat

If I can get them for free... I'd rather keep the free.

>tfw Sarri may have the time needed to just hammer out Chelsea players enough

mfw i'd like to meet trans but there are none in belgium, lucky south east asians

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what point are you trying to even make here?

For me its the little blue penguin.

Benis in bagana :D

no, it's fashion lady half time now

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Well yeah that's what it's called

Off the ball movement seems to be getting better, hopefully they can keep it up.

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Flat as my rug

try to guess the pinguin

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no ass or tits

t. Trento Alessandro-Arnoldini

Yeah but I'd probably never go through with it if I had the opportunity.

oh God, I wish that were me.

A bit gay belgium, even this type?

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chelsea are fucking dire

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Humbolt?

Betting for Loftus and CHO sub to win the game.

magellanic

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>not eating some tight qt trap bunda because you`re worried about social constructs

they have more balls than you hans

Hazard started well but went off the boil and the whole team just didn't have any other ideas

Magellanic or Humboldt.

correct
false

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dave the penguin

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Hazard started well but went off the boil and the whole team just didn't have any other ideas

Nothing about her says gay my dude.

>International break

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>a bit
yeah as long as they have tits

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WHO THIS IS?

This one will fool me with a beer or 2 lads

Cringed but somehow based

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spooky scary skeletons

have everton been as shit as these highlights are making them out?

what's wrong with a cheek kiss?
arrogant bitch

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The slavoid beta attached to the kiss is the problem

forgot her name

She's got some tig bitties

all those girls are prostitutes on Tinder no ?
too much high tier to a be a random trans

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based

Saliva from someone you don’t know is disgusting.

Are you niggers or what?

Any Evertonian here? I need to know your opinion about Macaco Silva

lads, skinny well rounded (noth athletic) arse or thicc?

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They're not wrong. She has the body of a 12-year old boy.

dis ?

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thicc

skinny well rounded.

oh yeah i remember now her name is rina akiyama. enjoy

Unfortunately yeah. Mad that we can be dominating Liverpool one week and then choking hard against Sarriball the next.

He's inconsistent, sometimes his tactics are spot on (Liverpool at home), and sometimes he just fucks everything up (3-2). I'd give him another season before calling for his head.

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3 years ago this turned me on way more than it does now. the braphogs have corrupted me

Literally the perfect ass

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two c's

Chelsea beat Liverpool at Anfield this season and only drew 1-1 to a last minute Sturridge fluke in the second match. They're not going to be easy.

>that old lady
ruins what is basically the goat webm

>about to be 3 games in a row that end scoreless
yeah, I don’t think this semen-slurping sport is for me

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Time to shit our pants for 15 minutes.

it doesn't matter because in 3years, I'll have a gf, right guys ?

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come on everton

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>league cup

why do teams waste kick offs?

I muted the stream and ran a race in Project cars 2, now I come back right at the start of 2nd half and it's still 0-0
semen-slurping match desu

What the fuck was Barkley doing there defensively? he was utterly lost and confused

Jesus christ

This is the correct female form. Only an animal spends all day chasing meat.

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> let's compare our penis sizes user

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Kepa is a meme

So fucking predictable. Fuck this.

>losing to Marco Silva's Everton

Of course, you can't waste all those chances.

lmao

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

has anyone seen 190

that kind of bikini bottom are kinda ugly imo, just go to a full string. It seems more than the piece of sheet is there to hide a low back tatoo more than cover the butt cheek

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Chelshit

And thanks to the international break we get a full two weeks of people moaning about Kante's position.

accio Norwegian webm user

Do you reckon this squad is not that good?

that's just ridiculous. why is this allowed? everton have hustled /swindled Chelsea by playing like shit in the first half

RICHARLISOOOON RICHARLISOOOON RICHARLISOOOON RICHARLISOOOON

in jail for being a nonce lad

I hope Barkley never plays again for Chelsea.

No, we're still suffering from Koeman and Walsh, and we still haven't replaced Lukaku.

i like when he posts nature webms

>player makes a mistake
>commentator says that this could be a costly error
>nothing happens
yeah, I don’t think this semen-slurping sport is for me

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Get Pedro off

Brehs, is it even worth it to go out there in search for a gf when you just KNOW that it will never be as perfect as the girl in that webm?

Im depressed now.

Fuck Kepa and fuck Chelsea.

Sarri should try chewing tobacco

Mad?

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Fact: International Breaks should be consolidated into a couple months in the summer

EV
ER
TON

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love is ncie even if it doesn't have a perfect ass

I imagine all med girls look like that

wtf is mina doing at everton anyway?

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ABE's on suicide watch

I guarantee they don't

Based

EET VRO N

when you think about all the guys that got laid during high school whil you were the nerdy kid with no friend

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I cant love someone who doesnt have a perfect ass, sorry user

Hehe s-sure they are b-bro.

FFS Aspie there was no need to give them a corner

who /scouser/ here?

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Please stop bro. I cant take it anymore

Haha I had sex when I was 17 NERD

The twiglet is assuming a judo stance. Fattie gunna get decked if he tries.

Damn Andre Gomes is good looking so jelous

>mfw I got my first gf in my first year of college

Feels bad to not know what it feels like to have had a high school sweetheart

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I mean Chelsea played decently, it's not their fault that Everton had a good keeper and they didn't. Please don't post that webm of Pickford.

do portuguese girls have big bums?

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Realizing years later that the girl you liked but were to awkward and shy to go after liked you back feels worse

At least Pickford and Keane are going to give me some points on my fantasy team

He makes a fool of himself

had sex at 19
metoo

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Who is the shortest player in the prem? Someone said Bernard isnt it??? Wtf.

Nobody moaned all day that Essien was out of position beside Lampard doing essentially the same role.

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Chelshit embarrassing themselves again I see.

Chelsea were good back then.

Fucking Barkley

It’s worse for me because I knew the cute THICC girl from my class was so into me but anxiety nearly made me kill myself so I wasn’t really ready to have a relationship of any kind

>OH NO NO NO

who is everton's penalty taker?

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Fuck Barklel

FUCK OF ROSS BARKLEY

>Zonal Marking
GOAT football website, shame that fag sold out to go to the Guardian.

>people have had sex
Nearing 29, still a virgin. Granted, been bed ridden for going on 11 years so and had no real libido until 26.

>tfw range banned

I was going to post *THAT* webm

>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

Fuck her mum

Sigurdsson, but it should be Digne

Fuck sarri and fuck these clowns

What webm? And how are you posting if you're range banned?

It looks lovely, dear

girls never feel like asking out first because they know they'll just have to wait for another guy to arrive
Hope your anxiety is better

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dog barks whenever chelsea get the ball

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I know that fucking feel, I used to tune in after the big matches to get a tactical idea of what happened. Now he posts once in a bluemoon usually for some shitty la liga match.

range banned from uploading files

you know the one lol

jeez, do you have a source

I want a Snickers ;-;
But Im toooooooooooo fat already :-(

Essien was a more attacking player though.

Anyway, it's not like Kante didn't play further forward than Matic and Drinkwater the two seasons he won the title. People seem to forget that. I bet there were people moaning about him playing deeper and not getting enough freedom when that first happened too. Still, I guess second midfielder in a 4-2-3-1 is different to a second midfielder in a 4-3-3. I guess.

I don't understand what replacing Barkley with RLC does. It's just the same shape and same movements just taller. What does Jorginho do in this team in a 4 3 3.

Do you mean the malaysian trannyposter?

WHY IS PEDRO STILL ON?

b& for posting files maybe

Sarri isn't going to survive will he :(
He'll be at AS Roma next season

same but I want Lay's

Pulisic is too good for this club

everton supporters are better looking than liverpool supporters

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>it's Gay!!

i want a girl who will play with my peepee :(

Penalol

>chelski

When is Sarri leaving

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>Alonso

Fuck you Sarri. Fuck you.

LMAOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

E R A
R
A

ITS GAY

LOL

RENT BOYS BTFO

ERA

What will the crazy Indian guy say after this

I wish this season was over already.

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KEPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YESSS

>KEPA

>le traitor goalie

LMAOOOO GOODBYE TOP 4

BYE SARRI. BRING BACK MOU.

Chelsea are so shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fucking Chelshit

>kepa
>penalties
name a more talented duo

that's why kepa is a specialist penalty shootout goalkeeper

We're fucking terrible, beat literally the worst teams in Europa and people think we're back. Team needs rebuilding.

>chelshit

NOOOO, PLS AZZAR LEAVE THIS CLUB HAAAAA

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Ah right. No I don't know what webm. Not on Yea Forums enough. Quit for a year or so.

Cheer up LRL I'm here ;_;. I'm back...

lads why is kepa so shit?

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>Commentators won't stop mentioning the 3-2
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

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Maybe the problem was not that the players gave up and are mentally weak, maybe they are just not good enough for the current standard of the pl and the europa league is their level.

Sauce on that plump rump my lad?

Where can i find a girl like her?

FUCK YOU ALONSO

>girls never feel like asking out first because they know they'll just have to wait for another guy to arrive

Yeah women really have it easy in that department

>Hope your anxiety is better

It is, thank for asking, friend.

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Chelsea could realistically get Top 4.

We were supposed to get into the top 4 together...

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Time for a smoke break! AAHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ah don't worry, as long as there is the EL I am happy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! AND AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA

you google 'local prostitute"

No, Arsenal scraped past the worst.

Damn this is the worst season I can remember

Alonso fucking sucks, never stays wide.

>Everton's first win against a top 6 team in the last 26 games

State of Chelsea

the state of Marcos A

Chelsea are falling apart

k-kabouter plop???

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how is hazard still at this shit club

What month will Sarri get sacked in?

For me it's April.

SARRI OUT

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why are we such shit lads? how do we fix this??
inb4 >we

Though for real Chelsea are awful at crossing

How did Alonso go from top 5 in the EPL to this?

Based 'look-the-other-way' user just ignoring Chelsea's obvious misgivings and pointing at other teams

He's not better.

Getting old does that to you.

>Losing to theo walcott
STATE OF CHELSHIT

it's his farewell tour. hazard is a good boy, he won't kick up a fuss but he will be gone this summer

Conte’s tactics made even Moses look good, he’s just not good enough to adapt to another style of play

He was never top 5 in the pl you fucking idiot

alonso is 28 m8

I dont know how you fix it but i know how you dont: you dont buy Kepa Arrizabalaga for 80 millions

>you know remember Theo Walcott

Hazshit is going nowhere, not with the transfer ban.

>No urgency whatsoever

Kek

For me it's April also, but next year.

He's Three-0 Walcott now

That's a good 10-15 years over a man's peak.

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>30
>in his 30s

>you know
>know
>tftp

You think he's gonna spend the last years of his peak at Chelshit?

Can't wait for Hazard to leave and we become mid table fodder.

h-he'll save us next season.

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I do actually. Before Kane he was the last England play to score a hattrick in any game, let alone competitive.

almost

He can't play anything besides wingback. Duh

Well it's not like he or Chelsea have a choice, really.
He has one year left on his contract, Chelsea can't replace him.

>tfw no lamps and drogs to score clutch blooters and save the team

fuck me

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just burn the whole thing

Nice one, Jez.

Anyone listen to music rather than commentary?
Currently listening to Since I Left You by The Avalanches which is much better than any pundit.

Literally a shitter version of Willian but cost twice as much.

obvious corner

Keep posting ass, lads

This club is a fucking joke I hate the team so much

Nice blog, nerd

Yes but we have Barkley and Higuain.

>Since I Left You by The Avalanches
have i been teleported a decade back?

Pulishit will make us miss Marin.

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post boobs then

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No.

Watching a gal on Chaturbate. Cant donate tho cause KBC blocked my credit card ;-;

guys i'm sarri

give us hazard already he deserves better

I cant. Im phone posting

Please subscribe to my RSS feed.
Music doesn't stop being good because it's old!

>Not listening to commentary whilst browsing other boards, checking on this thread occasionally.

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>holden
>altidore
why did they include those two

they are wank

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Please buy Barkley and Willian while you are at it

When it comes to livecams i prefer to watch MILFS or trannies

Talk lad

take him he doesnt do anything 80% of the times

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achterlikn

Talk? About what?

Any cunt who still isn't Sarri out I want your excuses right now

>he doesn't have slags saved on his phone

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>Getting fake tan and makeup all over my table.
Thots begone

based

>'donating' to camwhores
How fucking beta can you be?

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It literally doesn't matter who the manager is.

Kys

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why do chelsea always lose against shit teams?

Sarri #IN or #OUT?

I don't want Chelsea to succeed.

smoking hot

wtf do you want him to do with these cones as teammates, he saved chelseas ass enough

sauce/name?

I'd say in, but he really have to work out on defense.

tfw virgin at 27
at least I've held hands with, hugged and kissed girls so it's not tht bad r-right?

Reckon Hazard should go to Everton desu

>all attenion turns to Europa League

Lmao

intelligent post

Sarri dick #IN n #OUT of yr mum lol

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pretty bad, but who cares, we are going to be in a post-human age soon where all consciousness is uploaded to a virtual reality in which no one has sex.

How have you kissed but not fucked?

btw norwaybro how do you extract links which you parse to stremlink (football matches)?

Hell, I'd take Thorgan at Everton

is he autist a fraud or both?

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>i hurt my self today

>Maurizio Sarri is waving his hands frantically at his players. To his left, Marco Silva is having a laugh with the fourth official.

Being a fan of Chelsea hurts so much bros

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does hazard have non-white blood in him?

name/sauce?

agreed

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depends if you care about it because no one else does

What are you talking about ? Sarri picks shit teams week in week out in the premier league, he doesn't give players like Christensen, Giroud, RLC and CHO a kick and acts surprised that we keep getting turned over. Our Europa League run is the only thing to be proud of this season and why's that ? He's playing the right sort of players

>I've held hands with, hugged and kissed girls
That's actually worse, it's like losing a world cup final as opposed to having never been there in the first place.

Sarri and Granovskia have killed all enthusiasm

>listening to that easily made sample music

try this novationmusic.com/news/launchpad-arcade

which of the pundits will call this a game of two halves first?

What's the record for lowest points in the league again? Derby got it but Huddlesfield could be lower... depends on their final 7 games.

Yes, french and english

The chad misquote

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How do we get more Everton supporting waifus

11

Croatia celebrated losing a WC final

He dares criticize our mommy Granovskaia

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just end it all

That's just them coping.

>ireland flag

le i see wut u did there xD

Don't ask me, more than 1 Norwegian ITT

you may as well wait until you're 30 to lose it now so you can become a wizard

Sarri #OUT Jardim #IN and let's make use of our world-class youth system

RLC has been injured, Christensen is really not as good as people think he is, and CHO is rated only because he's a youngster.
The only valid complain is Giroud.

>Granovskia
based slut

I dont think so. We would celebrate it too

It actually pains me to see what she's done since the 14-15 season. Turned this team into a joke and a bunch of 30+ year olds running the locker room.

You retards were literally 10th 3 years ago.

But Yea Forums told me Chelsea would come back?

Oh. Then maybe not. They're on 13 kek. Bet they're happy.
>you now remember Adebayor scored 6 goals against them and felt he was too good for Arsenal then went on to be a dick. But he had a decent goal record rate. Granted City were god like by then.

Eh I like Everton, good Catholic lads

>hazard leaves
>chelsea are good again

how would Yea Forums react?

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AND IF
YOU KNOW
YOUR HISTORY

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ah yes, worse than >mouyes

Sure you would, just like how that user felt happy getting his first kiss. and then years go by and you start to wonder what could've been, Austria could've been world champions, they were nearly there.

I envision a day when there are no Chelsea fans here, glorious

unsuprised

>Iraland
>Catholic

I wish I knew friend

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RLC wasn't getting a game before he got injured so there goes that argument. Christensen has been scouted by both Bayern and Barcelona, big clubs will be queueing up to sign him in the summer if he decides to leave, just you watch. CHO is the best under 21 player in the league by far.

name?

Based and oilpilled

>everton's first win over top 6 opposition in 2 years

anyone who still supports Sarri is fucking retarded.

what % of this result is Everton being based and Chelsea being cringe?

>english premiership league
weeabos are so fucking dumb

COPE

>hazard leaves (which he will in june)
>gets unlocked by zidane
>real madrid wins 14th champions cup

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60/40

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Chelsea cringe as fuck. Everton will go to West Ham and get smashed in two weeks time

>14 decimas
unprecedented

based and lamarcapilled

everton was the protestant team, liverpool was catholic.
but im catholic and i support everton so lmao

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Based

I'm pretty sure it's the other way round.

it was the other way around