The last PL match before the first international break of 2019.
4:30pm kick-off.
EVE: Pickford; Coleman (c), Keane, Mina, Digne; Gueye, Gomes; Richarlison, Sigurdsson, Bernard; Calvert-Lewin. >Subs: Stekelenburg, Baines, Walcott, Tosun, Schneiderlin, Davies, Lookman.
CHE: Arrizabalaga; Azpilicueta (c), Luiz, Rudiger, Alonso; Jorginho, Kante, Barkley; Pedro, Higuain, Hazard. >Subs: Caballero, Christensen, Kovacic, Loftus-Cheek, Hudson-Odoi, Willian, Giroud.
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March 17, 2019 - 15:35
Anime
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March 17, 2019 - 15:37
LOFTUS-CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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March 17, 2019 - 15:41
>That lineup
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March 17, 2019 - 15:44
Have some goddamn faith.
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March 17, 2019 - 15:46
Loftus and CHO did play full 90 min. Plus Emerson has been shit the last two games while Alonso has performed. Granted fuck Barkley and Alonso.
March 17, 2019 - 15:56
Man, these threads used to be full of Chelsea fans? What the fuck happened?
March 17, 2019 - 16:00
Game not starting for another 30 minutes.
March 17, 2019 - 16:03
Only reason Alonso performed well was because Dynamo Kiev were slow as hell, actually made it look like he had some sort of pace.
Barkley is just way too cautious, never takes any chances. Really should be sold in the summer if the appeal goes through.
March 17, 2019 - 16:03
Busy watching Brighton v Millwall.
March 17, 2019 - 16:04
Man every game the lineup Sarri puts out just kills my buzz
March 17, 2019 - 16:10
>Hazard
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March 17, 2019 - 16:12
2 worthless teams in a worthless match the shit i took 3 days ago (that was the last one) holds more value than these faggoty teams put together
March 17, 2019 - 16:12
Not a joke, I saw some stats a while back that stated 90% of Chelsea fans didn't support them before 2003.
Now look at the fans of city on Yea Forums compared to 2-3 years ago.
It really wouldn't surprise me if they jumped between money clubs
March 17, 2019 - 16:13
I could buy your country with the money I buy a medium portion of chips and a jumbo sausage.
March 17, 2019 - 16:14
These delusions of yours are very concerning.
March 17, 2019 - 16:16
you couldn't buy 15 minutes with a whore you dated during 5th grade
March 17, 2019 - 16:17
That's an odd statistic out of nowhere.
March 17, 2019 - 16:17
G-rude needs to be starting this game
March 17, 2019 - 16:17
Discuss
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March 17, 2019 - 16:18
I'm sure somebody on Yea Forums still has the screenshot of it saved or a link to it
March 17, 2019 - 16:19
>tfw Pedro is still good but no longer great
Shame his age is stopping him
March 17, 2019 - 16:20
>little george >luiz >alonso You guys ready for 1-1 or 0-0?
March 17, 2019 - 16:20
Mane is the only Liverpool player I like
March 17, 2019 - 16:20
>playing a meme player like Barkley against former club Guaranteed 0/10 performance from him.
March 17, 2019 - 16:21
>2 whites commentators Ugh, UK I thought you were a more inclusive multiculturalist society
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March 17, 2019 - 16:22
What he lacks in statpadding he makes up for with a /strongmind/. Salah only broke the record last season because there was literally nothing for Liverpool to do in the league (title race was done, top 4 was done thanks to >us choking).
March 17, 2019 - 16:22
Give Hazard your energy \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
March 17, 2019 - 16:23
>barkley
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March 17, 2019 - 16:25
>Higuain is struggling with the pace and intesity of the PL Are there still people who believes in this "pace and intesity" meme ?
March 17, 2019 - 16:25
Easiest fucking money in my LIFE. Screencap this fucking post you retarded monkeybrained fuckwits.
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March 17, 2019 - 16:25
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
And don't forget to give Higuain the nutella
March 17, 2019 - 16:25
CAM ON EVERTON
CAM ON U BOYS IN BLEW
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March 17, 2019 - 16:25
Yeah, I remember that. It's from a newspaper, but if you follow the link in the article you actually don't find the stat.
I'd be pretty funny if it was just another sign of how piss poor journalism is and how freedom of press was a mistake.
March 17, 2019 - 16:26
Only Gueye has to score so you win 130 bucks or do Everton also has to win ?
March 17, 2019 - 16:26
Why when the thread will still be alive?
March 17, 2019 - 16:26
>the air raid siren Fucking BASED to be honest lads. That plus Z cars is fucking Kino.
March 17, 2019 - 16:26
Giroud should be kept fresh for the europa league.
March 17, 2019 - 16:27
>evertone nice meme team
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March 17, 2019 - 16:27
Serie A is a league of geriatrics so yeah the prem is definitely more intense
March 17, 2019 - 16:27
Just Gueye to score. He never scores but he wants to now that pee ess /g/ wants to buy him in the summer.
March 17, 2019 - 16:27
Fuck this, I need to sleep but will watch what I can before I pass out.
March 17, 2019 - 16:29
>freedom of press was a mistake. You say that by giving exemples with sport journalists, why not with people magazine journalist as well ??
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March 17, 2019 - 16:29
I'm not even confident about winning the Europa League. Sarri and this current squad have sucked out my passion for Chelsea
March 17, 2019 - 16:30
Isn't Lybia supposed to be destroyed ? How is life there ? good luck then
March 17, 2019 - 16:30
time to watch useless everton get steamrolled again
March 17, 2019 - 16:30
Serie A teams play defensively, they always have, and therefore it's a slower game overall. In the Premier League it's not feasible. Even Rafa "Keep things tight at our own end" Benitez has to play some form of Mike "You get 3 points for a 4-3 win, you only get 1 point for a 0-0 draw" Walker's handbook. If you don't take this advice, then you're going to get HEAVY dabbed on in the PREMIER League.
March 17, 2019 - 16:30
Because I don't read that trash, not even at the hairdresser.
March 17, 2019 - 16:31
>Everton come out to air raid sirens in honour of Tony Bellew
Fucking hell, he was a fat cunt who beat a 1 legged Haye, then got absolutely BTFO when he faced a real fighter
March 17, 2019 - 16:31
why are they booing that guy?
March 17, 2019 - 16:32
Lol did anyone see David Luiz do his signature meme move there
March 17, 2019 - 16:33
Is this going to be a fun and interesting match? I don't care who wins I just want to see plenty of goals
March 17, 2019 - 16:33
is our future real madrid star eden hazard playing today?
March 17, 2019 - 16:34
Depends if chelsea is able to get competent strikers in team.
March 17, 2019 - 16:34
That guy colluded with Chelsea to delay his transfer until after his contract had expired, robbing the club of a transfer fee, whilst magically his wages inflated suspiciously.
March 17, 2019 - 16:36
They are racist. (he is black)
March 17, 2019 - 16:37
Ah, it's one of those days.
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March 17, 2019 - 16:38
That was a 10/10 pass by Jorginho
March 17, 2019 - 16:38
>alonso did something
Okay, was worried about this Everton side, but damn.
March 17, 2019 - 16:39
>Jorginho putting it on a plate and striker failing to score again
Deja vu
March 17, 2019 - 16:39
Jorginho - higuain link up play kino as fuck
March 17, 2019 - 16:39
Chelsea win 3-1 check em
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March 17, 2019 - 16:39
has sarriball been unocked?
March 17, 2019 - 16:39
>lrl is still larping as a girl
Amico pls
March 17, 2019 - 16:40
I remember thinking that Higuain was good and he was going to solve Chelsea's striker issue.
March 17, 2019 - 16:40
thanks m8, that's dirty fuckin wankers, don't they know we're all human?
March 17, 2019 - 16:40
Meh Higuain did everything right there but Everton’s defense acted pretty quick
March 17, 2019 - 16:40
Why does Hazard walk like he's pooed himself?
March 17, 2019 - 16:41
Come on Chelsea pls win ;__;
March 17, 2019 - 16:42
One thing is for certain. He actually does go back and does something without falling down like Morata.
March 17, 2019 - 16:43
Sometimes Chelsea players just stop playing and raise their hand, like Barkley just did. Why do they do this? don't they realize it angers me to no end?
March 17, 2019 - 16:44
This desu. Higuain links up far better than Morata. Doesn't score enough goals though
March 17, 2019 - 16:45
>great chances coming early we're not winning this game lads, everton will grow into this inevitably
March 17, 2019 - 16:45
Had 750ml of vodka last night and I feel surprisingly ok.
The key is to wake up hungover at 3:30am and continue drinking then pass out at 7 and wake up in the afternoon
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March 17, 2019 - 16:45
It's ok, getting in the cl through the el is more fun.
March 17, 2019 - 16:46
>mid-table shitters: the match yikes, giving this one a miss
March 17, 2019 - 16:46
they're apologizing to (you)
March 17, 2019 - 16:47
>tfw new laptop so no Yea Forums meme images
share em lads
March 17, 2019 - 16:47
Chelsea might squeeze a win on the basis Everton trying and leaving holes open.
March 17, 2019 - 16:48
Barkley might just be the most forgettable player ever
March 17, 2019 - 16:48
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March 17, 2019 - 16:49
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March 17, 2019 - 16:49
>chelsea >top 4 Rofl.
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March 17, 2019 - 16:49
Who is this feminine woman?
March 17, 2019 - 16:49
You know, what's his name again?
March 17, 2019 - 16:50
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March 17, 2019 - 16:50
>playing slow
I hope Chelsea does keep Sarri around and actually give him a proper transfer window if the one window gap occurs. Because quite the amount of deadwood.
March 17, 2019 - 16:51
>E USED TA FUCKHIN PLAY FER US BOOOO IM!!!! BOOOOO IM!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1111111 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!! FUCKHIN BASTAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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March 17, 2019 - 16:51
Rate hazard because he carries this wank chelsea team, but he doesn carry them very far. Theyre still a pretty shite side.
March 17, 2019 - 16:51
Based medo
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March 17, 2019 - 16:51
like watching two magnets repel
March 17, 2019 - 16:51
I think he's a bit like Ibra, he both carries and hold back a team.
March 17, 2019 - 16:52
>Eden "touch me like a feather and ill pretend ive been leathered" Hazard.
March 17, 2019 - 16:52
ye, his stats arent very impressive either but its like games in the league cup final when he looked a level above anyone on the pitch, including the manchester city team.
March 17, 2019 - 16:53
if kovacic would stay in chelsea, as mikel did. Would he score more goals than Mikel?
March 17, 2019 - 16:54
Fucking clueless you lad. Its not that he used to play for us at all.
March 17, 2019 - 16:54
Jesus christ I visibly cringed
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March 17, 2019 - 16:54
HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE
March 17, 2019 - 16:55
he'd be undeniably top 3 in the world if he didn't play alongside such spastics
March 17, 2019 - 16:55
Only brainlets think kante is better than fernandinho
March 17, 2019 - 16:56
L O V E
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March 17, 2019 - 16:56
>Chelsea Manager >David "European Champions" Luiz >cest >Cadfael >Misha >Wilshere's Dodgy Accent >GOATZE >Manchester
I wonder what they're doing now
March 17, 2019 - 16:56
hopefully all swinging from their bedroom ceilings
March 17, 2019 - 16:57
Is NBC anti chelsea as they been jerking Everton the whole time.
March 17, 2019 - 16:57
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>t. fan of a club who doesn't have a player with A tier ball retention its okay la, one day you'll understand
March 17, 2019 - 16:57
probs still here but not using a trip. Who /Summer2012/ here?
>Been 7 years almost
;__;
March 17, 2019 - 16:58
nobody likes >us, >we don't care
March 17, 2019 - 16:58
This image should be in every Yea Forums user's folders
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March 17, 2019 - 16:59
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March 17, 2019 - 16:59
>that morning when flags first got activated
I don't know what I thought, I guess I assumed everyone posting was English, American, Canadian or Australian.
Suddenly johnny foreigners from all over the world.
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March 17, 2019 - 17:00
Dubs and Giroud scores the winning goal
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March 17, 2019 - 17:00
poast more chelse/a/
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March 17, 2019 - 17:01
will piguain ever score against a non relegation fodder team?
March 17, 2019 - 17:01
If anybody has the 200 hours in photoshop skills to stick Higuain's head on in place of Morata's in preparation for the Chelsea trip to Anfield this April again I'd appreciate it.
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March 17, 2019 - 17:01
Dubs and Higuaking and Hazza go 2 for 2
March 17, 2019 - 17:01
Makes me wish for an anglo only internet.
March 17, 2019 - 17:02
Fat gf with 10/10 face or ugly gf with 10/10 body?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:02
I dont have body sized paper bags so....
March 17, 2019 - 17:03
>pedro
FUCKING SCORE SOMEONE, EVERTON IS FUCKING OPEN LIKE A WHORE ALONG KINGS CROSS
10/10 face. Once its in, the ride begins.
March 17, 2019 - 17:04
Chelsea are playing really well and Sarri is going to make it
March 17, 2019 - 17:05
I just want a 6'6 bird who can crush me between her thighs.
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March 17, 2019 - 17:06
Anyone here like qt traps?
March 17, 2019 - 17:06
But isn't that the flaw for the team for a bit? Plays well but lack of finishing product?
March 17, 2019 - 17:06
>alonso nearly killed another kid Get this nonce OFF.
March 17, 2019 - 17:06
Everyone bangs on about the prem being the most exciting league in the world, but then you stick on London's 5th most supported club vs the eternal midtablers everton.
March 17, 2019 - 17:06
Yeah but it was just a phase
March 17, 2019 - 17:06
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March 17, 2019 - 17:07
Gfs had her haircut and it looks fucking wank. What do i say?
March 17, 2019 - 17:07
Both times it was the child’s fault
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March 17, 2019 - 17:08
few swift backhands across the face
March 17, 2019 - 17:08
Ask if you can wank on it.
March 17, 2019 - 17:08
God Chelsea are so shit at crossing
March 17, 2019 - 17:09
lads, at half time can you post some from your brappers folder, pls.
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March 17, 2019 - 17:09
You like dominant trap?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:09
sometimes, but this time around they are actually creating really good goalscoring chances and unlucky not to be ahead
March 17, 2019 - 17:09
jorginho actually not doing too bad today
March 17, 2019 - 17:09
No words. Short back and sides immediately.
March 17, 2019 - 17:10
Goodison, tough venue to play at
March 17, 2019 - 17:11
>dominant as long as her pengas don't enter any of my orifices i'm alright with traps
March 17, 2019 - 17:11
>philippine transsexual
one of these words is redundant
March 17, 2019 - 17:11
shes proper needy so i might just bin this off lads
March 17, 2019 - 17:12
>venue Spaghetti brained post
March 17, 2019 - 17:12
Got to say even if Higuian loses it, he does get it back.
March 17, 2019 - 17:13
>doesn't like anime >flemish What a surprise
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March 17, 2019 - 17:13
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March 17, 2019 - 17:13
Thoughts on the new zealand terror attack, lads?
March 17, 2019 - 17:14
pedro should've gave it to higuain
March 17, 2019 - 17:14
what's the point of barkley?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:15
Instead of brap whores
why can't we post trap whores?
March 17, 2019 - 17:15
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March 17, 2019 - 17:15
>International break coming up
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March 17, 2019 - 17:15
> this everton dick sucking Faggots
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March 17, 2019 - 17:16
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March 17, 2019 - 17:16
If I can get them for free... I'd rather keep the free.
March 17, 2019 - 17:16
>tfw Sarri may have the time needed to just hammer out Chelsea players enough
March 17, 2019 - 17:17
mfw i'd like to meet trans but there are none in belgium, lucky south east asians
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March 17, 2019 - 17:17
what point are you trying to even make here?
March 17, 2019 - 17:17
For me its the little blue penguin.
March 17, 2019 - 17:17
no, it's fashion lady half time now
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March 17, 2019 - 17:18
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March 17, 2019 - 17:18
Well yeah that's what it's called
March 17, 2019 - 17:18
Off the ball movement seems to be getting better, hopefully they can keep it up.
March 17, 2019 - 17:19
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try to guess the pinguin
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March 17, 2019 - 17:19
t. Trento Alessandro-Arnoldini
March 17, 2019 - 17:20
Yeah but I'd probably never go through with it if I had the opportunity.
March 17, 2019 - 17:20
oh God, I wish that were me.
March 17, 2019 - 17:20
A bit gay belgium, even this type?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:20
Betting for Loftus and CHO sub to win the game.
March 17, 2019 - 17:21
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>not eating some tight qt trap bunda because you`re worried about social constructs
they have more balls than you hans
March 17, 2019 - 17:21
Hazard started well but went off the boil and the whole team just didn't have any other ideas
March 17, 2019 - 17:21
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March 17, 2019 - 17:22
Hazard started well but went off the boil and the whole team just didn't have any other ideas
March 17, 2019 - 17:22
Nothing about her says gay my dude.
March 17, 2019 - 17:23
>International break
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March 17, 2019 - 17:23
>a bit yeah as long as they have tits
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This one will fool me with a beer or 2 lads
Cringed but somehow based
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March 17, 2019 - 17:25
have everton been as shit as these highlights are making them out?
March 17, 2019 - 17:25
what's wrong with a cheek kiss? arrogant bitch
March 17, 2019 - 17:25
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March 17, 2019 - 17:25
The slavoid beta attached to the kiss is the problem
March 17, 2019 - 17:26
She's got some tig bitties
March 17, 2019 - 17:26
all those girls are prostitutes on Tinder no ? too much high tier to a be a random trans
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March 17, 2019 - 17:26
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March 17, 2019 - 17:27
Saliva from someone you don’t know is disgusting.
March 17, 2019 - 17:27
Any Evertonian here? I need to know your opinion about Macaco Silva
March 17, 2019 - 17:28
lads, skinny well rounded (noth athletic) arse or thicc?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:29
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March 17, 2019 - 17:30
They're not wrong. She has the body of a 12-year old boy.
March 17, 2019 - 17:30
dis ?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:30
oh yeah i remember now her name is rina akiyama. enjoy
March 17, 2019 - 17:31
Unfortunately yeah. Mad that we can be dominating Liverpool one week and then choking hard against Sarriball the next.
March 17, 2019 - 17:31
He's inconsistent, sometimes his tactics are spot on (Liverpool at home), and sometimes he just fucks everything up (3-2). I'd give him another season before calling for his head.
March 17, 2019 - 17:31
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March 17, 2019 - 17:32
3 years ago this turned me on way more than it does now. the braphogs have corrupted me
March 17, 2019 - 17:32
Literally the perfect ass
March 17, 2019 - 17:32
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March 17, 2019 - 17:33
Chelsea beat Liverpool at Anfield this season and only drew 1-1 to a last minute Sturridge fluke in the second match. They're not going to be easy.
March 17, 2019 - 17:33
>that old lady ruins what is basically the goat webm
March 17, 2019 - 17:34
>about to be 3 games in a row that end scoreless yeah, I don’t think this semen-slurping sport is for me
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March 17, 2019 - 17:34
Time to shit our pants for 15 minutes.
March 17, 2019 - 17:34
it doesn't matter because in 3years, I'll have a gf, right guys ?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:34
come on everton
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March 17, 2019 - 17:34
why do teams waste kick offs?
March 17, 2019 - 17:35
I muted the stream and ran a race in Project cars 2, now I come back right at the start of 2nd half and it's still 0-0 semen-slurping match desu
March 17, 2019 - 17:35
What the fuck was Barkley doing there defensively? he was utterly lost and confused
March 17, 2019 - 17:35
This is the correct female form. Only an animal spends all day chasing meat.
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March 17, 2019 - 17:36
> let's compare our penis sizes user
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March 17, 2019 - 17:36
So fucking predictable. Fuck this.
March 17, 2019 - 17:37
>losing to Marco Silva's Everton
March 17, 2019 - 17:37
Of course, you can't waste all those chances.
March 17, 2019 - 17:37
slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
March 17, 2019 - 17:37
that kind of bikini bottom are kinda ugly imo, just go to a full string. It seems more than the piece of sheet is there to hide a low back tatoo more than cover the butt cheek
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March 17, 2019 - 17:38
And thanks to the international break we get a full two weeks of people moaning about Kante's position.
March 17, 2019 - 17:38
accio Norwegian webm user
March 17, 2019 - 17:38
Do you reckon this squad is not that good?
March 17, 2019 - 17:38
that's just ridiculous. why is this allowed? everton have hustled /swindled Chelsea by playing like shit in the first half
March 17, 2019 - 17:39
RICHARLISOOOON RICHARLISOOOON RICHARLISOOOON RICHARLISOOOON
March 17, 2019 - 17:39
in jail for being a nonce lad
March 17, 2019 - 17:40
I hope Barkley never plays again for Chelsea.
March 17, 2019 - 17:40
No, we're still suffering from Koeman and Walsh, and we still haven't replaced Lukaku.
March 17, 2019 - 17:40
i like when he posts nature webms
March 17, 2019 - 17:40
>player makes a mistake >commentator says that this could be a costly error >nothing happens yeah, I don’t think this semen-slurping sport is for me
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March 17, 2019 - 17:41
Brehs, is it even worth it to go out there in search for a gf when you just KNOW that it will never be as perfect as the girl in that webm?
Im depressed now.
March 17, 2019 - 17:41
Fuck Kepa and fuck Chelsea.
March 17, 2019 - 17:41
Sarri should try chewing tobacco
March 17, 2019 - 17:41
Mad?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:41
Fact: International Breaks should be consolidated into a couple months in the summer
March 17, 2019 - 17:42
EV ER TON
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March 17, 2019 - 17:42
love is ncie even if it doesn't have a perfect ass
March 17, 2019 - 17:43
I imagine all med girls look like that
March 17, 2019 - 17:43
wtf is mina doing at everton anyway?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:44
when you think about all the guys that got laid during high school whil you were the nerdy kid with no friend
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March 17, 2019 - 17:45
I cant love someone who doesnt have a perfect ass, sorry user
Hehe s-sure they are b-bro.
March 17, 2019 - 17:46
FFS Aspie there was no need to give them a corner
March 17, 2019 - 17:46
who /scouser/ here?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:46
Please stop bro. I cant take it anymore
March 17, 2019 - 17:47
Haha I had sex when I was 17 NERD
March 17, 2019 - 17:47
The twiglet is assuming a judo stance. Fattie gunna get decked if he tries.
March 17, 2019 - 17:47
Damn Andre Gomes is good looking so jelous
March 17, 2019 - 17:48
>mfw I got my first gf in my first year of college
Feels bad to not know what it feels like to have had a high school sweetheart
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March 17, 2019 - 17:48
I mean Chelsea played decently, it's not their fault that Everton had a good keeper and they didn't. Please don't post that webm of Pickford.
March 17, 2019 - 17:48
do portuguese girls have big bums?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:49
Realizing years later that the girl you liked but were to awkward and shy to go after liked you back feels worse
March 17, 2019 - 17:49
At least Pickford and Keane are going to give me some points on my fantasy team
March 17, 2019 - 17:50
He makes a fool of himself
March 17, 2019 - 17:50
had sex at 19 metoo
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March 17, 2019 - 17:50
Who is the shortest player in the prem? Someone said Bernard isnt it??? Wtf.
March 17, 2019 - 17:50
Nobody moaned all day that Essien was out of position beside Lampard doing essentially the same role.
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March 17, 2019 - 17:51
Chelshit embarrassing themselves again I see.
March 17, 2019 - 17:51
Chelsea were good back then.
March 17, 2019 - 17:52
It’s worse for me because I knew the cute THICC girl from my class was so into me but anxiety nearly made me kill myself so I wasn’t really ready to have a relationship of any kind
March 17, 2019 - 17:52
who is everton's penalty taker?
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March 17, 2019 - 17:53
>Zonal Marking GOAT football website, shame that fag sold out to go to the Guardian.
March 17, 2019 - 17:53
>people have had sex Nearing 29, still a virgin. Granted, been bed ridden for going on 11 years so and had no real libido until 26.
March 17, 2019 - 17:54
>tfw range banned
I was going to post *THAT* webm
March 17, 2019 - 17:54
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
March 17, 2019 - 17:54
Sigurdsson, but it should be Digne
March 17, 2019 - 17:54
Fuck sarri and fuck these clowns
March 17, 2019 - 17:54
What webm? And how are you posting if you're range banned?
March 17, 2019 - 17:55
girls never feel like asking out first because they know they'll just have to wait for another guy to arrive Hope your anxiety is better
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March 17, 2019 - 17:55
dog barks whenever chelsea get the ball
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March 17, 2019 - 17:55
I know that fucking feel, I used to tune in after the big matches to get a tactical idea of what happened. Now he posts once in a bluemoon usually for some shitty la liga match.
March 17, 2019 - 17:55
range banned from uploading files
you know the one lol
March 17, 2019 - 17:56
jeez, do you have a source
March 17, 2019 - 17:56
I want a Snickers ;-; But Im toooooooooooo fat already :-(
March 17, 2019 - 17:56
Essien was a more attacking player though.
Anyway, it's not like Kante didn't play further forward than Matic and Drinkwater the two seasons he won the title. People seem to forget that. I bet there were people moaning about him playing deeper and not getting enough freedom when that first happened too. Still, I guess second midfielder in a 4-2-3-1 is different to a second midfielder in a 4-3-3. I guess.
March 17, 2019 - 17:56
I don't understand what replacing Barkley with RLC does. It's just the same shape and same movements just taller. What does Jorginho do in this team in a 4 3 3.
March 17, 2019 - 17:57
Do you mean the malaysian trannyposter?
March 17, 2019 - 17:57
b& for posting files maybe
March 17, 2019 - 17:57
Sarri isn't going to survive will he :( He'll be at AS Roma next season
March 17, 2019 - 17:58
Pulisic is too good for this club
March 17, 2019 - 17:58
everton supporters are better looking than liverpool supporters
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March 17, 2019 - 17:58
i want a girl who will play with my peepee :(
March 17, 2019 - 17:59
>chelski
When is Sarri leaving
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March 17, 2019 - 17:59
>Alonso
Fuck you Sarri. Fuck you.
March 17, 2019 - 17:59
What will the crazy Indian guy say after this
March 17, 2019 - 18:00
I wish this season was over already.
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March 17, 2019 - 18:00
KEPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
March 17, 2019 - 18:00
LMAOOOO GOODBYE TOP 4
BYE SARRI. BRING BACK MOU.
March 17, 2019 - 18:00
Chelsea are so shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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March 17, 2019 - 18:00
>kepa >penalties name a more talented duo
March 17, 2019 - 18:00
that's why kepa is a specialist penalty shootout goalkeeper
March 17, 2019 - 18:01
We're fucking terrible, beat literally the worst teams in Europa and people think we're back. Team needs rebuilding.
March 17, 2019 - 18:01
NOOOO, PLS AZZAR LEAVE THIS CLUB HAAAAA
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March 17, 2019 - 18:01
Ah right. No I don't know what webm. Not on Yea Forums enough. Quit for a year or so.
Cheer up LRL I'm here ;_;. I'm back...
March 17, 2019 - 18:01
lads why is kepa so shit?
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March 17, 2019 - 18:01
>Commentators won't stop mentioning the 3-2 SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
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March 17, 2019 - 18:01
Maybe the problem was not that the players gave up and are mentally weak, maybe they are just not good enough for the current standard of the pl and the europa league is their level.
March 17, 2019 - 18:01
Sauce on that plump rump my lad?
March 17, 2019 - 18:01
Where can i find a girl like her?
March 17, 2019 - 18:02
FUCK YOU ALONSO
>girls never feel like asking out first because they know they'll just have to wait for another guy to arrive
Yeah women really have it easy in that department
>Hope your anxiety is better
It is, thank for asking, friend.
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March 17, 2019 - 18:02
Chelsea could realistically get Top 4.
March 17, 2019 - 18:02
We were supposed to get into the top 4 together...
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March 17, 2019 - 18:02
Time for a smoke break! AAHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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March 17, 2019 - 18:02
Ah don't worry, as long as there is the EL I am happy.
March 17, 2019 - 18:02
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! AND AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA
March 17, 2019 - 18:02
you google 'local prostitute"
March 17, 2019 - 18:02
No, Arsenal scraped past the worst.
March 17, 2019 - 18:03
Damn this is the worst season I can remember
March 17, 2019 - 18:03
Alonso fucking sucks, never stays wide.
March 17, 2019 - 18:03
>Everton's first win against a top 6 team in the last 26 games
State of Chelsea
March 17, 2019 - 18:03
Chelsea are falling apart
March 17, 2019 - 18:04
k-kabouter plop???
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March 17, 2019 - 18:04
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March 17, 2019 - 18:04
how is hazard still at this shit club
March 17, 2019 - 18:04
What month will Sarri get sacked in?
For me it's April.
March 17, 2019 - 18:04
SARRI OUT
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March 17, 2019 - 18:05
why are we such shit lads? how do we fix this?? inb4 >we
March 17, 2019 - 18:05
Though for real Chelsea are awful at crossing
March 17, 2019 - 18:05
How did Alonso go from top 5 in the EPL to this?
March 17, 2019 - 18:05
Based 'look-the-other-way' user just ignoring Chelsea's obvious misgivings and pointing at other teams
March 17, 2019 - 18:05
He's not better.
Getting old does that to you.
March 17, 2019 - 18:05
>Losing to theo walcott STATE OF CHELSHIT
March 17, 2019 - 18:05
it's his farewell tour. hazard is a good boy, he won't kick up a fuss but he will be gone this summer
March 17, 2019 - 18:06
Conte’s tactics made even Moses look good, he’s just not good enough to adapt to another style of play
March 17, 2019 - 18:06
He was never top 5 in the pl you fucking idiot
March 17, 2019 - 18:06
I dont know how you fix it but i know how you dont: you dont buy Kepa Arrizabalaga for 80 millions
March 17, 2019 - 18:06
>you know remember Theo Walcott
March 17, 2019 - 18:06
Hazshit is going nowhere, not with the transfer ban.
March 17, 2019 - 18:07
For me it's April also, but next year.
March 17, 2019 - 18:07
That's a good 10-15 years over a man's peak.
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March 17, 2019 - 18:07
You think he's gonna spend the last years of his peak at Chelshit?
March 17, 2019 - 18:08
Can't wait for Hazard to leave and we become mid table fodder.
March 17, 2019 - 18:08
h-he'll save us next season.
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March 17, 2019 - 18:09
I do actually. Before Kane he was the last England play to score a hattrick in any game, let alone competitive.
March 17, 2019 - 18:09
He can't play anything besides wingback. Duh
March 17, 2019 - 18:09
Well it's not like he or Chelsea have a choice, really. He has one year left on his contract, Chelsea can't replace him.
March 17, 2019 - 18:09
>tfw no lamps and drogs to score clutch blooters and save the team
fuck me
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March 17, 2019 - 18:09
just burn the whole thing
March 17, 2019 - 18:09
Anyone listen to music rather than commentary? Currently listening to Since I Left You by The Avalanches which is much better than any pundit.
March 17, 2019 - 18:09
Literally a shitter version of Willian but cost twice as much.
March 17, 2019 - 18:10
This club is a fucking joke I hate the team so much
March 17, 2019 - 18:10
Yes but we have Barkley and Higuain.
March 17, 2019 - 18:11
>Since I Left You by The Avalanches have i been teleported a decade back?
March 17, 2019 - 18:11
Pulishit will make us miss Marin.
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March 17, 2019 - 18:11
post boobs then
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March 17, 2019 - 18:11
Watching a gal on Chaturbate. Cant donate tho cause KBC blocked my credit card ;-;
March 17, 2019 - 18:12
give us hazard already he deserves better
March 17, 2019 - 18:12
Please subscribe to my RSS feed. Music doesn't stop being good because it's old!
March 17, 2019 - 18:12
>Not listening to commentary whilst browsing other boards, checking on this thread occasionally.
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March 17, 2019 - 18:12
>holden >altidore why did they include those two
they are wank
March 17, 2019 - 18:13
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March 17, 2019 - 18:13
Please buy Barkley and Willian while you are at it
March 17, 2019 - 18:13
When it comes to livecams i prefer to watch MILFS or trannies
March 17, 2019 - 18:13
take him he doesnt do anything 80% of the times
March 17, 2019 - 18:13
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March 17, 2019 - 18:13
Any cunt who still isn't Sarri out I want your excuses right now
March 17, 2019 - 18:14
>he doesn't have slags saved on his phone
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March 17, 2019 - 18:14
>Getting fake tan and makeup all over my table. Thots begone
March 17, 2019 - 18:14
>'donating' to camwhores How fucking beta can you be?
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March 17, 2019 - 18:15
It literally doesn't matter who the manager is.
March 17, 2019 - 18:15
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March 17, 2019 - 18:15
why do chelsea always lose against shit teams?
March 17, 2019 - 18:15
I don't want Chelsea to succeed.
March 17, 2019 - 18:16
wtf do you want him to do with these cones as teammates, he saved chelseas ass enough
March 17, 2019 - 18:16
I'd say in, but he really have to work out on defense.
March 17, 2019 - 18:17
tfw virgin at 27 at least I've held hands with, hugged and kissed girls so it's not tht bad r-right?
March 17, 2019 - 18:17
Reckon Hazard should go to Everton desu
March 17, 2019 - 18:17
>all attenion turns to Europa League
Lmao
March 17, 2019 - 18:17
Sarri dick #IN n #OUT of yr mum lol
March 17, 2019 - 18:18
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March 17, 2019 - 18:18
pretty bad, but who cares, we are going to be in a post-human age soon where all consciousness is uploaded to a virtual reality in which no one has sex.
March 17, 2019 - 18:18
How have you kissed but not fucked?
March 17, 2019 - 18:18
btw norwaybro how do you extract links which you parse to stremlink (football matches)?
March 17, 2019 - 18:18
Hell, I'd take Thorgan at Everton
March 17, 2019 - 18:18
is he autist a fraud or both?
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March 17, 2019 - 18:19
>Maurizio Sarri is waving his hands frantically at his players. To his left, Marco Silva is having a laugh with the fourth official.
March 17, 2019 - 18:19
Being a fan of Chelsea hurts so much bros
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March 17, 2019 - 18:19
does hazard have non-white blood in him?
March 17, 2019 - 18:19
depends if you care about it because no one else does
March 17, 2019 - 18:19
What are you talking about ? Sarri picks shit teams week in week out in the premier league, he doesn't give players like Christensen, Giroud, RLC and CHO a kick and acts surprised that we keep getting turned over. Our Europa League run is the only thing to be proud of this season and why's that ? He's playing the right sort of players
March 17, 2019 - 18:19
>I've held hands with, hugged and kissed girls That's actually worse, it's like losing a world cup final as opposed to having never been there in the first place.
March 17, 2019 - 18:19
Sarri and Granovskia have killed all enthusiasm
March 17, 2019 - 18:20
>listening to that easily made sample music
try this novationmusic.com /news /launchpad-arcade
March 17, 2019 - 18:20
which of the pundits will call this a game of two halves first?
March 17, 2019 - 18:20
What's the record for lowest points in the league again? Derby got it but Huddlesfield could be lower... depends on their final 7 games.
March 17, 2019 - 18:20
The chad misquote
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March 17, 2019 - 18:20
How do we get more Everton supporting waifus
March 17, 2019 - 18:20
Croatia celebrated losing a WC final
March 17, 2019 - 18:21
He dares criticize our mommy Granovskaia
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March 17, 2019 - 18:21
>ireland flag
le i see wut u did there xD
March 17, 2019 - 18:21
Don't ask me, more than 1 Norwegian ITT
March 17, 2019 - 18:21
you may as well wait until you're 30 to lose it now so you can become a wizard
March 17, 2019 - 18:22
Sarri #OUT Jardim #IN and let's make use of our world-class youth system
March 17, 2019 - 18:22
RLC has been injured, Christensen is really not as good as people think he is, and CHO is rated only because he's a youngster. The only valid complain is Giroud.
March 17, 2019 - 18:22
I dont think so. We would celebrate it too
March 17, 2019 - 18:23
It actually pains me to see what she's done since the 14-15 season. Turned this team into a joke and a bunch of 30+ year olds running the locker room.
March 17, 2019 - 18:23
You retards were literally 10th 3 years ago.
March 17, 2019 - 18:23
But Yea Forums told me Chelsea would come back?
March 17, 2019 - 18:23
Oh. Then maybe not. They're on 13 kek. Bet they're happy. >you now remember Adebayor scored 6 goals against them and felt he was too good for Arsenal then went on to be a dick. But he had a decent goal record rate. Granted City were god like by then.
March 17, 2019 - 18:23
Eh I like Everton, good Catholic lads
March 17, 2019 - 18:24
>hazard leaves >chelsea are good again
how would Yea Forums react?
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March 17, 2019 - 18:24
AND IF YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY
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March 17, 2019 - 18:24
ah yes, worse than >mouyes
March 17, 2019 - 18:24
Sure you would, just like how that user felt happy getting his first kiss. and then years go by and you start to wonder what could've been, Austria could've been world champions, they were nearly there.
March 17, 2019 - 18:24
I envision a day when there are no Chelsea fans here, glorious
March 17, 2019 - 18:24
I wish I knew friend
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March 17, 2019 - 18:25
RLC wasn't getting a game before he got injured so there goes that argument. Christensen has been scouted by both Bayern and Barcelona, big clubs will be queueing up to sign him in the summer if he decides to leave, just you watch. CHO is the best under 21 player in the league by far.
March 17, 2019 - 18:26
>everton's first win over top 6 opposition in 2 years
anyone who still supports Sarri is fucking retarded.
March 17, 2019 - 18:27
what % of this result is Everton being based and Chelsea being cringe?
March 17, 2019 - 18:27
>english premiership league weeabos are so fucking dumb
March 17, 2019 - 18:28
COPE
>hazard leaves (which he will in june) >gets unlocked by zidane >real madrid wins 14th champions cup
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March 17, 2019 - 18:28
60/40
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March 17, 2019 - 18:28
Chelsea cringe as fuck. Everton will go to West Ham and get smashed in two weeks time
March 17, 2019 - 18:29
everton was the protestant team, liverpool was catholic. but im catholic and i support everton so lmao
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March 17, 2019 - 18:30
I'm pretty sure it's the other way round.
March 17, 2019 - 18:34
it was the other way around
March 17, 2019 - 18:35