Why do footballers dress like shit?

Can't believe anyone has ever told his cunt that he can dress well

this is drippin ngl

me on the left

Quaresma is a gipsy, dressing like shit is in his blood.

being a professional athlete is literally peak manchild. oh ill play childhood recess games as my job!!! of course they dress like retarded children.

Kek. Is Bellerin a gyppo?

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*blocks your path*

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Modern male is in a fucking state

Well they are gay and like people looking at their pretty clothes

I'm not ripping on them for being gay, I'm just saying that's how gay men dress and act.

I thought Europe was open to this shit? Can you not tell those men are clearly homosexual or bisexual? Is the denial and hatred that strong?

looks like young John frusciante

Apologize to john. That guy has a horsehead like anthony kiedis and van nistelrooy.

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>This is someone's dad

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Because they by their clothes from shitters like Gucci and Balenciaga

well that man is gay or bisexual gay leaning honey...

Who is this Dutch man?

They’re European, it’s normal

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based alves going full golden boy mode

youtu.be/-w-2K9U8UIs

because soccer is gay
it's not rocket science

its not possible to have refined fashion sense when you are training 7 hours a day

Messi nails the average christian suburban dad look

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Messi is such an all around venerable guy. Warms my heart.

because :
* they come from very modest families
* they have little to no education
* are probably not interested in (visual) arts
* are too confident and don't bother learning the basics of dressing well, unlike the other used-to-be-proles
* got too much money too waste on ugly shit
* it doesn't matter how they dress, they are still drowning in pussies

Messi is ready for school

That Messi is so cute around them.

Very fat thighs

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it's like camouflage

>black suit
>black shirt
that's literally how gypsies dress in the iberian peninsula

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Messi a cute!

unironically kino

So they're like n?ggers in the USA.

Bit gay and not really.

Is that Charles II?

he looks like a mentally ill homeless fortune teller. why are people who vocally express their interest in looking good also look so much stupider than your average person. overthinking it i guess.

so we'll play footsies under the pew on sunday and blow each other in his sedan on monday?

Nigga youve seen the shit Cam Newton be wearing?, Its preetty much the same, give millions to ghetto people and theyll buy expensive flashy shit dosent matter how it actually looks

>ghetto
he's a spoiled little bitch who went to one of the nicest high schools in the country.

brain worms from whatever the fuck its called- look that shit up- all those 3rd world athletes are all diagnosed with it.

if alex jones said it it must be true

bellerin is based

tradition

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Cuz are gays

Jesus Christ. I've not followed football due to various reasons until this month. What the fuck has Bellerin done? Looks like Adam driver in bottom pic.

Mexican dress attire>Sudaca dress attire

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This. Real man watch muscular black man in lycra tights crawl over each other and discuss how big and not gay all the players are for 3+ hours

that's how they dress everywhere

they're poofs.

But without any discernible talent

If I were rich and successful, I'd dress like a goddamn madman everyday because fuck you.

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Jesus....

Only footballer with sense of style.

THat's nothing, check this

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they look like eastern european drug dealers

lmao matri
Moar like south italy 90s drug dealer

His clothing choice and his permanent need to being up gays on football pretty much confirms he's gay.
And of course because he plays for arsenal

>all these euro posters laughing at this
>most of your tourists literally dress like this
Really makes you think

famous people can where whatever the fuck they want and plebs will find it cool.
as a normal person you cant afford being different

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they’re like people in the USA full stop, except Americans aren’t necessarily coming from proles families or drowning in puss

If I be rich and famous I would anyway dress as moron or gopnik cause I don't give a fuck.

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is that his favorite cocaine shirt?

The better question is.
why do this morons have the money to dress like thet in the first place?!
I mean only his fucking pants must cost more than my entire best outfit.
to quote

thats why

most of the playing footballers haven't mentally developed, probably act and view the world through the eyes of a teenager

For me this is the worst /fa/ in this thread. Jeans + blazer is always yikes for me.

Even if he is a nigger he's still italian
>fucking classy

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>when Messi is the tallest

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Is that you Mario?

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Lots of money and big egos can make really shit hobbies and taste

Looks pretty based on the left

Top lmao

But they're neither different in a good way, nor do they dress like they don't give a shit. They spend enormous amount of time effort and money to fund their own creation, to look awful.

traditional muslim costume

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Playboy, very Muslim

Everyone looking at him like we boomers look at zoomers

juicyness

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is it okay to be a 40 year old zoomer

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*Runs past you with smart, normal attire*

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Most of them were very poor as a child so now that they have basically infinite money they spend it on all sort of expensive shit and expensive clothing looks most of the time weird

Because they are surrounded by pushovers that keep saying everything they do is perfect

what a lad

posting class

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Looks like he's wearing a shower curtain.

Same reason I dress like shit. we are ballers who just dont care.

fell for the gucci nigger meme

>le footy lad look

Is Messi wearing formal clown shoes?

Andrea Pirlo >>>

If I had quarter of their wealth you fucking know I'm wearing everything I find cool.

desu even now I wear the things I find cool

based nakata

that's just crossdressing

They look like they robbed the store mannequin

Would buy implants from in a dystopian future.

That's the team pre-match attire. Not his personal choice.

B

Handsome ASAP rocky

THICC

I have the same shoes

They're rich and famous enough to not give a shit about other ppl's opnions

I know what his shirt says, but in my mind it reads BRAPPERS OUT

soccer*

Why are they all dressed like old american sitcom characters?

Take notes lads.

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You know that as soon as they walk into a store they'll have a salesperson pushing the most expensive and gaudy shit onto them because they're rich. The average person might buy a shirt that's slightly more expensive than what they set out to buy from the salesperson bullshitting about how good it looks and fits, rich athletes will buy the whole rack.

based neymar

>as a normal person you cant afford being different

That's what insecure people say. I used to think that but now I stopped caring what other people think, worked on my confidence and fashion sense and now I get laid every other weekend. It's not every week but I'm doing something right at least

How do you work on your confidence? especially when it comes to women?
I'm lucky I'm good looking so I can pick from the women that want to pick me up but I've never picked up a women myself.

Well if you are already a good looking guy, I would say start hitting the gym if you're not already to boost yourself even more. Start eating better, the diet and exercise will improve your mental health if you're like depressed or some shit. Stop watching porn or at least cut back on it since that gives you a warped sense of reality, also you must accept the flaws you have. I'm 26 with a receding hairline which I get insecure about every now and then but since I still go home with a girl every now and then it seems like i really have nothing to be insecure about.

Also, and this is the hard part, when you go out with your friends or alone to bars or wherever you must talk to at least one girl so you get the hang of it. I suck at hitting on women but I talk to them I make them laugh which is good enough

I do most of the stuff you listed first apart from the diet, I eat relatively healthy but somewhat too little cuz I don't get hungry a lot.

But yeah talking to girls is by far the hardest part, idk what to say w/o feeling like a mong and the loud music doesn't help. I'm so awfull at it that sometimes I dance and make out with a girl and w/o having spoken a word to her and then later I stil fuck up cause I stil don't know what to say.

Guess I'll just have to keep trying then, thx user bro.

Based ribery

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is that raul miereles?
he always looked like someone who shoots up heroin into his ballsack or some weird shit

confidence with women comes from unsolicited positive attention, which comes from good genes
the horrible truth is if tom brady was a high school dropout at the local walmart but still looked like tom brady he would fuck every woman he wanted anyway
sorry
someday you may find a woman to build a life with but it can't be something you go look for. it'll be some chick you met after you spill your spaghetti and knock a bunch of shit over somewhere

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FIGC at least know what they're doing when it comes to style

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The outfit isn't _THAT_ bad (the 2nd one more, but still), it's the fact that he can't really pull it off.

I blame the moustache.

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not the fact it's rolled up 10 inches lol

aren't you the insecure one for needing a developed fashion sense to be socially accepted? I feel like people who dress like shit because they don't care what they look like and have nothing to prove are the least insecure