Heem

Darrell doesn’t give a fook he is still the greatest

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>yfw Till got knocked to the stone age.

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this
that fight should have been stopped in the 1st after till dropped masdival. also, masdival should've been dq'd after that vicious illegal groin kick in the first few seconds. in many ways, till won that fight.

>Lol

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hhhhhhhgnnnnnnnnh

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that "thump" you here when till's head lands on the canvas is something else

>Toilet
>gets Flushed

Pottery

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i heard masvidal verbally tap

How many more Englishmen is Masvidal going to beat up before he gets on his flight back to sunny Miami?

/our boy/

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mewvment movement

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youtu.be/LI7NahjZ5XA

I literally make my videos to talk to /heem/

I-is he ok guys???

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Whatever the number, it’s not enough

Jorge did not back up, he was pulled back by another person. He's a true warrior.

max will end khalabeeb

>lean forward and charge chin first
>actually knock out your opponent
why doesn't it work when brunson does it?

imagine if till had finished off masvidal when he dropped him. he would have been seen as a beast, but since he then went on to lose he's a can. There's no middle ground.

Friendly Reminder Woodley's Reign consists of :
>Post usada Lawler
>one trick pony Maia
>one trick pony Thompson
>Scouser can Till

Not my Goat

all the good grapplers are at WW
Khabib is a cutbabby who walks around at over 200lbs and doesn't get enough shit for it when people like Max get shit for it constantly
He is ducking the WW guys. You can't tell me he is a munster when he's in the cage wrestling LWs when he's at like 198

in this sport you're either a goat or a flushed bum

heem urself my man

Masvidal has good hands, good timing, and a good fight IQ.

Will never get tired of Darren Till losing. I hope he sticks around in the UFC for a long time. He can be the new Artem Lobov

Sanko had to witness that

youtube.com/watch?v=yW4FafSnhxA

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I appreciate the censorship. Really makes for a quality listening experience for the whole family.

Why are british fighters such little bitches? Till and Edwards got laid the fuck out by a humble American.

in many was Masvidal deleted the entire UK

idc if he's a goat or sheep or any other kind of livestock, he still beats any version of GSP

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Twitchy?

I was at work and missed the heems, any webms?

probably had to change her panties

No, he doesn't. GSP would jab his face off. 80% chance GSP wins.

...

sad part is people actually believe this shit too

Christ, you are vile.

Where do you think she put the old ones? In her purse or the garbage at the arena? Hahaha, imagine how sticky they must've been.

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>eye tattoo

Gross

It's pretty funny how when the chad American BTFO'd the shittalking English virgin all the yanks were seething and calling him all kinds of shit while all the euros stood up for masvidal and treated him like the pure lad he is

Ben Askren must be feeling pretty silly! He flew all the way out to London to set up a fight with the winner and look what's happened!
Leon and Masvidal have drummed up their own hype!

Poor Joe Duffy

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GSP cleanly handled better versions of Woodley
Tyquil has no fucking chance not even against current GSP

>(You)

probably just stuffed them in her ass and put on a new pair

Holy shit he really fucking leapt into that punch, what a savage

Askren is getting a title shot next

This never happened.

>le back up and counter man
He was always on borrowed time

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Georges is very dangerous to Tyron.

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PUNISHED TILL WILL AVENGE THE UK

Welterweight champ by 2020.

>i-i-i-i-i-i would love to fight Jorge

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Words are assault in England so technically Jorge was acting in self defense.

>revisionist Americans
Classic, as if there isn't an archive or something

lmao blackbois btfo

britnig is used to dealing with britcucks and arab manlets. latinos don't play

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>DAS ASSOLT BRUVA DAS ASSOLT
yeah no shit

>Foreigners are not permitted to obtain a loicense for self defense purposes

Britbongs are total faggots, glad their country got taken over by inbreeds.

You don't disrespect Jorge Masvidal and not get pieced up for your trouble, rookie mistake.

based

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Since the event happened in UK. Masvidal wont get fucked over by any state comission for this right?

masvidal is a fooken mad lad

this

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>stop hitting yourself bong

Leon had said objectionable words to him, he's lucky he didn't get arrested and sent to the tower on the spot.

One of their politicians wanted to place gps devices in knives

>AH CAWNT BELIEVE HES DAN THIS HE DAZZAN EVEN HAVVA LOISANCE

wish she would stomp on me but without the shoes to be desu

>thighs that thick with barely any bunda
ew, she's almost as bad as aspen ladd

Also, keep in mind a lesser fighter from GSP's gym already whooped Woodley's ass.

nope

This. If it wasnt true George would have fought woodley for his come back and not Bisping

Can we all at least agree that the last fight literally salvaged the entire card?

If it had ended in anything less than a brain-shivering heem this would easily have been one of the worst fight nights in recent memory.

based retard English completely ruining the night with terrible reffing and judging but saving the night by letting jorge bang

Who cares, that’s what the UK is for, it’s a dump for all of the worlds trash now

Till vs Jon Jones next?

youtube.com/watch?v=hdrLCiGfH5M

>waves hands and scares you

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I was actually falling asleep towards the end despite being fine for every other 5AM regular card
it's almost poetic we got possibly the biggest heem of the year for our suffering

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Georges was shook by Woodley, but he's a guy that is shook by his own shadow. Deep down, he is still that quiet boy that got ruthlessly bullied. He fought Bisping because it was the easier fight. He knew he would beat Bisping because he worked him over every time they trained together.

But it doesn't matter. GSP was shook in most of his fights and he still won all of them except 2, which he avenged in brutal fashion.

are you a seething Scot?

Fuck you till you ruined my picks
reeeeeee

i never realized tyrone was waving trying to wave his hand around first, and then he gets hypnotized or something

>rooting for toilet till
you deserve it goof

Black guy type is weak to weird goth kid type, who is weak to chad jock type.

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Masvidal comments on what happened

On the bus back now no body turned up as expected

Pic related

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Exactly what Aldo did to goobs but this worked kek

To be the Jess,
You have to beat the Jess

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f-f-f-fluush

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Bongs externally BTFO and need a loicense for everything

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How will CANren recover from this?

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Did you enjoy yourself? hope so

In many ways Till KO'd Masvidal

What is Tarren Dill doing in the Bellatorzone!?

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/OUR BOY/

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what should her next tattoo be

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this is one type of KO that takes the soul of a fighter.

>I give him the 3 piece with the soda

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10/10 legs, that's perfect.

dumb self hating leaf
GSP came back for one last money fight, he would have gotten pennies out of a Snoozely fight and Dana would've been seething about it throughout the entire buildup (which would have been minimal due to Woodley being a complete un-draw)
Bispking was a 10x better decision for Georges and he clearly loved every second of the press conferences they did with Bisping shit talking him. Georges was never afraid of Tyquil. GSP literally has the least to prove out of every single fighter who ever lived. He came back for fun and money

>canren
Really doesn’t make sense for his name, makes me think of askren every time

SWEEEET CAROLINE

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When u hit ur brother but say u were just playing

you can tell the difference because Ben will always be referred to as GOATren, not canren

ohnononono, look at this duuuude

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chat shit get banged

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This

based and floridapilled

OH, OH, OH

kek fucking based

CSGB

>and then just glide outta there

Jorge Masivdal has a real understanding of boxing

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I keep rewatching the clip. Such a smooth, clean 3 punch combo from Jorge that immediately rips this punk open.
What I wanna know is... this guy's fight ended with him being full mounted and hugging for dear life..... while Masvidal came out with that munstrous fucking KO. What in the actual fuck was he thinking talking shit to the man?

Baseado

did someone faceapp Till yet?

100% /ourguy/

Lads what are the chances Till comes back and flushes someone.. like Gaethje did?

Freaking based.

looks like his soul was cut as well

GSP dealt with major anxiety before almost all of his fights, he's said it himself. He's not an ice cold confident guy.

He didn't want a tough fight. He just formally announced his retirement a few weeks ago, he was still seeing if he could get easy fights for easy money and legacy.

Imagine thinking Gunnar won lmao

zero

I ran a 5k today and got 23rd out of 200+

>three piece with a soda

BASED

Thanks for the link.

toilet till lmao

You can not come out to epic songs unless you win that’s just the rules.

instagram.com/mikebisping/p/BvFtr5LljeZ/
>bisping caught fleeing the scene after masvidal smacked that arse bandit

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Good job my man

Why didn't they have Mas on the post fight presser? Some bong just came out and took questions he didn't know the answer to for a couple minutes

joooost fook moi shite up m8

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Ariel Helwani
Verified account @arielhelwani
56m56 minutes ago

Leon Edwards will not be pressing charges, per his management team.

It just dawned on me that these people are the same low iq douchey jocks / sluts in high schools but older.

Yep this is what they have to do because they can't make 100K starting in software engineering.

loving the new boomer entertaining the housewives Bisping era but it's a real shame about the shit he has to say that gets piped into his ear all night. He always said whatever he was thinking before on Fox.

that's a teaching lesson for motherfuckers out there, you talk shit to Jorge he WILL respond

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Leon flushed Jorge in the fight

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Did they...

She is about to relapse on that dick

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I love these posts/threads

schaub would have been flushed from the comedy scene instantly if it wasn't for mr joe px rogan

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What the hell

>you will never know a girl who is a former addict and needs to have sex at all times to replace drugs

is this the worst tatto in UFC history?

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Conor is a literal chimp

Gathje never truly got cracked, he just lost some wars. He Gadooshed himself more than his opponents ever did

Carwin and Mizugaki have engineering degrees

I hope they can get McGregor a ringer I just want to be happy and watch him waste some mook again.

HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking GOD holy shit, never thought that yesterday could be topped but Masvidal did it immediately the next say

kek he's such a laugh, based Bisking
Completely agree, some of the stuff he was saying tonight was truly horrible

There is not a single better feeling than when your boy wins a fight.

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>when you actually look like a leprechaun

Nice. I can't even run a bath without getting a stitch

it took bisping honking a horn to make you realize that?

how long can he possibly keep the coke addiction going

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There should be a law against putting your family on yourself, that said this is easily one of the best tattoos I have ever seen in that genre. Not that you are wrong.

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this is the weirdest fucking shit I've seen all night
Why the fuckin bruins lmao. Conor isn't even a fan so I assume they must've asked him to come.
But why?
Why is McNuggets in the Bruins dressing room hyping them up while dressed in a suit?
What the fuck is going on here

They escorted Mas and Edwards out the arena I think

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it's 2019 and strikeforce vets still ruining UFC products lmao
that's the real story here

Tills tattoo is permanent proof of his low IQ

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>never thought that yesterday could be topped
>88 dubs
holy mother of based

he was in town
he wanted to watch a game (probably out of coke high)
someone from the club saw and asked him to do it

did that man tattoo harry fuckin kane on his leg that's unbelievably cringe

good piece of art but harry kane on ur body is a gigantic fuckin yikes

fucking legend is born

Imagine hating niggers that much.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=E7l1YDNGQIs
this shit is pretty sad to be honest. I think this is the start of McNuggets being a washed up bum who just does promo shit forever. I hope he is at least smart and doesn't end up on dancing with the stars or some shit.

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Kek 10/10

>I give him the 3 piece with the soda
he needs to market that phrase ASAP, fucking gold

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Brett Okamoto
Verified account @bokamotoESPN

Just spoke to UFC welterweight champion Kamaru Usman's manager Ali Abdelaziz: "We think Jorge Masvidal deserves the next title shot. Not Colby Covington. Colby is a terrible person and doesn't deserve it. Jorge just knocked out Darren Till like that? He should be next."

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Conor is a... plastic paddy now?

twitter.com/NokoKim/status/1106974170364157952

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I've just got back from that after party, it was a disaster. Masvidal obviously wasn't there, then Leon and Fabian found and went for Masvidal and his team in the fighter hotel next to the o2 so they shut the o2 down 2 hours early because of "threat"

holy shit, Jorge took this man's soul

Oh its just a puck drop? So was he just in Boston promoting his shitty whisky for St Paddy's Day? Boston eats that shit up

pretty based

dyou think Tony wrote this? It's not all caps so I'm skeptical

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Yeah was a bit weird going by myself though

one of the top 5 for sure.

he needs to just run or swim for miles because his cardio is so bad. whats with these meme workouts

>Jorge heemed his way into title contention again
TIMELINE RESTORED
FUCK ASKREN
FUCK COLBY
FUCK TOILET TILL
JUST FUCKING BLEEEEDD AHHHHHHHHHHH

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i hope not

bruins = boston = irish = mcgregor
simple as

I mean you ever been to Dublin? especially the Temple Bar and touristy areas? Gaudy Green gifts shops everywhere playing the most in your face Traditional Music.. People will play that shit up to make a buck

>Leon and Fabian found and went for Masvidal and his team in the fighter hotel
nigga are you giving us breaking news on /heem/? video?

chill, if you had fun you had fun

I have barely been out of my state.

give him Askren

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Masvidal ruined a good win with that, he hit an unexpecting Leon with 4 punches and Leon didn't even get rocked.

he stole his fucking soul lad

Gave the 3 piece with the soda a watch again to actually see if Edwards put his hands up first and indeed he did.

That's what they told us, Leon and his team waited for Masvidal to return to the fighters hotel and got their own back. The party was terrible, no one turned up and there was just arcades everywhere in the way.

Go to sleep, you're drunk

A tiny cut from 4 punches Leon wasn't expecting? Come on. Leon will win a decision as Masvidal will not pull the trigger for his next two fights. Story of his career.

I wonder how many people here know they opened the California market UFC is leaning on so heavily these days. Bellator Hawaii is deja vu all over again

Ali is a complete fucking fool who wants an easier fight for his client. Not even Marty would agree with this let alone the actual matchmakers.

she fhur shure got schwabed

Nobody turned up to what lad?

Ortegafag here stuck at the airport AMA

>glide outta there
kino/10

I doubt they actually managed to do much to Masvidal, security must've been tight

>Colby is a terrible person and doesn’t deserve it

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>wasn't expecting
Hahaha the bum shouldn't have raised his hands if he wasn't expecting shots
Typical fake hold me back bro gangsta getting mogged by a real motherfucker

And we can skin a buck
We can run a trot line
A country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

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that guy begging after he knocked till out earlier was funny

yeah, that's how that works

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You're so cringy Luke.

sorry but I'm not a faggot namefag like you and your discord tranny friends
Keep seething. Also it was a 3 piece with the soda, not 4

Got a new one for the collection boys

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You're obviously Luke though.

Real talk: Conor is just Till who got a little more lucky

Golden. Thanks

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ignore him he's lost the plot

Mods can I have a 3 piece and a soda flair

They all find a way to duck the GOAT sooner or later.

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>91523469
>91523591
jesus christ

Conor has yet to be flushed though

who da fook is that guy?

(just posting because i feel bad for )

corny

nou

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What did Leon say to masvidal?

god i fucking love these

Worst induction since Serra.

Are we just accepting anyone who has ever held a belt into the Hall of Fame now?

Is it his one (1) title defense lmao?
Rich Franklin has one.
Chris Weidman has three.
May as well add Luke Rockhold too.

While we're at it just add every single female thats held a belt to the Hall of Fame.

Fucking stupid. And no I don't care that he lost his eye. Its a business and he was well compensated.

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nice lad

Was anyone really surprised by that? Masvidal isn't really known for his one punch knockout power and Till seemed to have an iron chin.

Nate flushed him
Mayweather flushed him
Khabib flushed him

>Canvas defeats Till's bouncing CTE riddled brain (TKO)

none of those were even KOs

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He was consistently near the top for his entire career and was/is a company man.

>we'll fight in July
>Shut up

>Till seemed to have an iron chin.

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>you like, you like
>let's fight
typical nig shit but he got GLIDED on

He ate some bombs from Woodley.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Edwards#Mixed_martial_arts_record

Kinda agree.

UFC trying too hard to please international fans.

Just because you held a belt once and have a podcast doesnt make you a Hall of Famer.

Who was begging?

holy shit ariel made it

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I disagree
>Floyd
literally any MMA fighter would've been dabbed on by floyd. It's not flushing if it was a meme fight from the start
>Nate
Conor improved enough from getting BTFO by Nate do going 5 rounds and decisionating him. Definitely not a flush
>Khabib
I rewatched the fight today and it wasn't as dominant as I remembered. Conor definitively wins Round 3. I think if Conor gets the eye of the tiger back he can heem Khabib. I just rewatched his Siver fight and it's nuts how much more fluid he is and the dynamic kicks he is throwing.
Conor isn't flushed. If he quits the Burger King and public chimpouts and takes training seriously he could beat khabib.

I’d say we have close to enough for a collage now. The Rockhold one is gold as well if anyone has it saved

I was there as well, my seats were bad and the pacing wasn't the best but I did enjoy it. Really gutted Masvidal didn't turn up to the meet and great though.

he got knocked down by the first punch what were u watching my guy

good hopefully he never comes back. Fuck this stepping stone bum, Megan is our girl

>be Darren Till
>massive for his weight class
>tower over opponents
>lands clean on all his opponents
>still cant knock anyone out
>gets flushed repeatedly

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topkek

All these years, for some reason, I though it was Jorge "Gamebread" Masvidal. I thought it was a stupid nickname.

It was actually me that was stupid. True story.

this one?

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you guys wanna know whats kind of sad?

Bisping and Serra will be in the Hall of Fame but Tony Ferg will never be there

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this
And I don't wanna hear any fucken weight cut excuses
Max heems himself and makes himself ill for cuts and still heems everyone
Toilet Till is a bum and he will actually do worse against the harder hitters of his actual weight class

nobody takes the "UFC" hall of fame seriously anyways

Brock Lesnar will be inducted

Conor took a dive in the loss to Habib.
youtu.be/ZB73nAfpEOE

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If he self heems he is insta HOF'd
If he heems his wife and son he will be Benoit'd

youtu.be/7GM5aM5Qk3Y

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He ain't wrong though. Nigga lifted his hands about to start some shit.

lol

Saved, cheers lads

What's Maia trick tho?

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Yeah a pullback overhand from Woodley followed by 16 elbows. Masvidal rarely finishes people.

Thoughts on Gastelum vs Israel?

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the sad thing is Conor is dropping red pills left and right in this but he just wasn't good enough to actually heem khabib when it came down to it

How are the whitoids holding up after being BTFO by a spic tonight?

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What song did Masvidal come out to?

Masvidal knocking out Till was the most brutal knockout in the UFC
>till limp after the first left hook
>hit falling down
>sound of his head smashing on the canvas gives me a headache
>punched again on the floor
>Felder screaming "OH MY GOD"

Unironically fell for the till meme

>Conor definitively wins Round 3

Oh no no this meme again

Judges were desperately trying to keep Conor in that fight so they gave him that round on points but it was Khabib standing and toying with him every second because Conor could do absolutely nothing to him.

Khabib was slapping him and doing wind up punches for god sake, Conor the "most elite striker in UFC history" getting son'd and slapped by a grappler, good god.

Round 3 was to give Conor a chance. A standing round. So he couldnt whine later he was getting smothered. It was set in to leave no doubts.

There is not a single second of that fight that Conor was winning or Khabib was in danger, it was an absolute humiliating beat down from start to finish.

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dana is a retard for not letting the public in for that presser. so strange without any reactions

only a few of those elbows landed clean guy and he was definitely getting hurt by them

Scarface theme song wasnt it?

not bad considering be BTFO's a nigger shortly thereafter.
get glided on boi

>The American mentality of having to choose your boys based on race
Jorge is my boy

Hard not to give it to Adesanya, seeing as fights start on the feet. I would say that kelvin could use his fantastic jab to close distance and get takedowns, but Israel understanding of distance is phenomenal.

he will never beat khabib mate, and hes 1-3 of his last 4 fights

hes 1 more loss away from being a bum

are you muslim by any chance?

Who are these familiar ufc employees that we see all the time? Who is the grinning man next to GSP's head?

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>judges trying to keep Conor in the fight
Conor outstrikes khabib in the round and stuffs every single takedown.
It would be bad judging if they didn't call it like it happened. GTFO with your rationalisation

youtube.com/watch?v=yW4FafSnhxA

Masvidal posting back on the menu boys

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Wow Masvidal backed off quick and Leon was held back. Sucks for Leon people are acting like he actually lost a fight.

Masvidal was pulled back by somebody

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3-PIECE
WITH
A
SODA

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Hispanics are too powerful. Go into any club and all the black and whitoid bitches are giving themselves to Latino men. It's just reality these days
Based

>tfw you thought it was just going to be a one piece but you get the two, three and soda on the way down

Never understood the hate Leon gets, hope Masvidal fights him in the octagon so they can settle it.

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no.
I will literally root for anyone against a scouser

he's just utterly forgettable

when you talk shit to another man, and then you get punched in the face, it's kinda all on you. He played himself in front of the world.

his voice is pretty annoying i had to mute the tv

Why cant we have ONE white guy that lives up to the hype?

I like Conor but this was absolutely cringy

Khabib got in his head badly by just smiling and not responding, Conor looked like he was on drugs here

>he doesn't know the living legend bobby knouckles

finally. too much talking its basically wwe tier at this point

>looked like
user he was on drugs here

Holy kek

>tfw big win over Nelson and everybody is talking about you getting served dinner backstage

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You just know she was soaked

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le epic wiki troll

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>people laughed when I said jorge is a legit title contender before the fight

Look where these faggots are now.

fair

conor so desperate for material its a bit pathetic how invested he was, especially considering the outcome. when a mans never been beat, knocked down, bled or lost a single round... talk about his countrys politics i guess

he played himself even more because Mas walked up with his fuckin hands behind his back too. Leon is the one to put the hands up and gets fucking banged for it.

Guy sounds less masculine than mr. bean there's something wrong with him

Nelson is a can and Edward's win wasn't all that convincing, could have been different in five rounds

"But I'm not Luke!"

Im surprised its still there lmao

Wonderboy beat both of them

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>getting pieced up on the feet
>by a wrestler with "the worst striking in the division"

conor stock plummeted faster than berkshire hathaway following the 2007 economic collapse

"l-lets say he won a round so we can justify a rematch!"

literally no one wants to see a rematch. conor has been relegated to fighting donald cerrone now lol.

it's gone now. this was there at one point too.

twitter.com/espnmma/status/1107064173727571968

for sure but Nelson is a big name even if he has never lived up to it

>that fucking wind up punch
>it lands

Doesnt pay to become an alcoholic lads

you are literally obsessed
Stop harassing me you creep

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white sluts love the tanned Mediterranean look and they have a favourable stereotype of being "fiery" (not boring) men and black sluts just love making nigger men mad

pic related

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>twitter.com/Celticsfan43/status/1107081085853138944

meant to post this link

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pieced mans up real good too

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he's half armenian half german and he's a really whitewashed basedcuck if you hear him talk. all he has going for him is being like 6'5"

Thats pretty good

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>google sk8_gorgeous
>butt ugly

Khabib controlled him every second.

It was his intention to exhaust him and then keep it standing so he could get a standing KO on him.

Didn't quite achieve it but the knockdown was immense. Killed Conor's career on fighting desu.

We will never see Conor in the octagon again. I project he will return to boxing and get son'd by Malignaggi, and probably disappear into irrelevance with whatever cash he has left.

lol, dream on wog.

I don't see Leon Edwards recovering from this

Would you consider Edwards a pussy if he presses assault charges against Masvidal?

Hope he gets hit by a bus

he's a pussy regardless

boom roasted

reddit money is a powerful thing
i'm white, malaka

the only thing about this i don't like it the guy from leon's camp going "that's assault!" what kind of sissy shit is that? you guys are fucking fighters. that's something i'd expect to hear this guy say
youtube.com/watch?v=MAyKd3LuJMs

>so cucked you're posting the man you spent the prime of ur life hating on

Yeah Conor was/is on a ton of drugs and booze he's an idoit

known sex symbols off the top of my head: brad pitt, leonardo dicaprio, ryan gosling, paul walker, chris hemsworth, alexander skarsgard.
Never been a wog who anybody liked.

>Hispanics are too powerful

Its a shame they are a race of manlets who could never compete in NFL or NBA or any US sports, and since no girl wants to date a guy shorter than they are they I cant put any worth to your story.

Every hispanic I have come into contact with is short, bald, poor and usually has an ugly la creatura wife.

conor has for sure been sniffing a bit of cocaina for a while now

Enrique Iglesias

Do you even fuck with Khabib at all?

the best one

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Nobody but wogs know who that greasy wog is

love him or like him, you can't deny his discord mod privileges, 3 reddit accounts and now this

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Hes right you know.

Just imagine if the only weigh in that happened was right when they entered the cage. Right at the fucking cage

Pretty sure hes gay

Patricians answer is Antonio Banderas or Javier Bardem

>Conor looked like he was on drugs here
He's the biggest cokehead in the UFC.

instagram.com/p/Bp7BMFgCL-m/?hl=en

>Masvidal has good hands, good timing, and a good fight IQ.
>13 loses and is a major bum

>have muay thai background
>fight like a teenage skater

Never been KO'd in 46 fights (if you think he has you're obviously a fightfinder casual) and can only be beat by clever strategy. He's a solid challenge for any fighter.

It's so boring, he wins a fight everyone doesn't shut up about him for ages, then he loses 3. Then he wins a fight he looked bad in and it's the same shit over and over.

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Leon is a massive pussy if him and his boys don't jump Masvidal before he leaves

that must have been on purpose

yeah, I'm tired of Masvidal and his antics are pathetic. These brain dead idiots see nothing wrong with assaulting someone

People are starting to understand old timey anti irish racism now

More people should be beat so they remember what an actual assault looks like. None of this pussy faggot shit like getting pushed or slapped = assault

>Soulless chink advocating for mindless violence
You people really are devoid of empathy

Leon probably wins a decision truthfully, Askren definitely does.

It's a good learning moment.
I guarantee you Leon will be a little more careful in future with talking who to people.
Stop being such a pussy.

Till got a title shot and a hometown main event spot just because he cut a good promo after a gifted decision. UFC is really just mandrama.

Enjoy the downfall of america to the socialists and the jews then. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

ok chinky boy

>say youre gonna fight someone
>they fight you
THAT'S ASSOLT BRUV, THAT'S ASSOLT

So it really is 3rd world? Neat

I hope other whites aren’t as gay as yourself.

>tfw everyone's gonna pretend that they were /gamebred/ from the start

>chinky
am i missing something his flag is canadian

who has done more damage to the UK muslims or jorge masvidal

>"If you say something I don't like, I'll beat you up!"
Savages don't belong in society. Leon says "July" meaning he wanted a match in July, Masvidal, says "maybe", Leon then responds with "Shut up". Being the emotional retard Masvidal is, he gets upset and goes to assault Leon. If Leon were smart, he'd press charges

did you just call me a brain dead idiot?

THAT'S ASSOLT BRUV, THAT'S ASSOLT

My eternal boy but was a hard time supporting him after Wonderpedo btfo him

All the yanks exposing themselves by turning into soccer moms the second men handle shit like men is enjoyable to watch

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>the state of asshurt chimps ITT defending Leon "got glided on" Edwards

Leon will beat Masvidal, everyone always counts him out.

>that flag
>that post

I ought to report you

Tills chin is gone from the weight cut, Masvidal never knocks people out like that. Losing by knockout to Masvidal is bad and calls for immediate change or retirement.

FLUSHED

The "I don't play, I'm real" character is of course, ironically, just another gimmick.

lol what is up with these cringey conor appearances?

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I hope that bongturd gets flushed from the jewfc

>Leon will beat Masvidal, everyone always counts him out.
He wont get that fight, because hes a no name nobody coming off a pathetic split decision against a can.

>get in trouble with law
>immediately get a fight lined up
I wouldn't be surprised if McNuggets has less money than he says he does, he's doing far too much cringe shekel grabbing shit

Say that to my face.

Woodley loosened that chin up

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First, Leon and his pack of nogs arent human. Second, he instigated it on camera and walked up with his hands up looking for a fight. Third, why was that faggot piece of shit anywhere near the main event winners post fight interview? I hope the UFC keeps him just to watch him lose to some bum in "July" on the prelims.

three piece with tha soda intensifies

damn, that was impressive.

Wait who is he fighting? Cowboy?

Look at him charging in with his chin up and his hands down, right into a stockier man's punching range. Garbrandtesque in his fight IQ.

Tyquil is a proper munster. I have no idea what was going on against Usman. I thought Marty would've won regardless but Woodley didn't even try. I guess he just couldn't out-blacksplode on a Nigerian

His new teeth messed him up!! :^)

He was in an interview earlier and says he has a fight sorted
Presumably Nate going by his twitter post this morning

Really sucks a nice guy like Till has to lose to a prick like Masvidal, ruined my night.

He'll be fine. It's his wife I worry about

>nate v conor 3

do people really still give a fuck about this garbage fight?

seriously. till does that constantly.

Rose hasn't slept in over a year after experiencing 1/10 of the trauma Sanko endured this evening

PTSD bless

>constantly heems untrained sparring partners
>abandons daughter to chase the belt
>loses

kek

Sanko loved it, shes filing for divorce

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Based Fatima knows who the REAL champ is not 210lb fatbib

Lmao what did Masvidal yell when he hit the ground? Hilarious.

you wish m8

HEEYY does it all the time.

So that was heem of the year so far yeah?
Heem sleepy for four minutes straight.

Masvidal is an anomaly
First, He gets humiliated, dropped multiple times, and made to look like an amateur by Wonderboy (that's no hyperbole, I don't think he landed a single head strike).
Then he masterfully figures out an aggressive middleweight who not only floored him in the first fifteen seconds but ""beat""" Wonderboy as well.

>Presumably Nate going by his twitter post this morning
Nate wants to fight Conor at 185lbs. It's not happening.

He took some nice time off to improve

On September 11, 2001, Ali Abdel Aziz was booked on a flight from Cairo to New York using a stolen passport with the name of a U.S. citizen named Robert Britton, an Egyptian who had been training at the Olympic Center in Colorado Springs since 1997. The flight was cancelled because of the terrorist attacks. Ali was later caught with five passports linked to terrorist group Fuqra and charged with various crimes including passport fraud, check fraud and counterfeiting.

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I think when you cut too much weight guys like Masvidal are terrible match ups

nate has been waiting for this for 3 years. I'm sure Dana can talk him down

If Gunnar's father name is Haraldur, why is his name not Gunnar Haraldurson?

Conor also won round 1

Cocaine is expensive lads doesn't matter how famous you are.

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gimmie dat phone lad i'll smeshet!

Connor is finished, Cowboy can and will flush that bum

Let's not pretend that Cowboy isn't on his way out too (albeit for being at the end of a long and respectable career instead of being a cokehead bum)

dominick reyes needs to hop on gear ASAP

>W-w-wake up, J-J-Jon...... it's..... it's over.... haha..........

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Sure, but he wants to cash in first. If he beats Conor he gets habib, who he will easily dominate.

Don't forget heemimg himself to make weight to fight smaller fighters

Got to keep those monkeys caged

this guy is deleted as far as I'm concerned

Reported to the Sharia police bong faggot

No name isn't getting a fight against Jorge

I can't weight until he drops the cutbabby shit, goes up to MW and gets flatlined in every fight

I wish Gunnar got the split decision in addition to Leon eating a 3 piece with soda

This loss may harm Till's chances at a title shot this year

he'll be lucky if he ever gets another shot

shame, really

I'm actually offended he ever got a title shot in the first place, coming off a robbery decision in a fight he missed weight badly

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It harmed his chances of waking up again this year

i think he's going to get quite a few more shots now that his fight IQ has been heemed into single digits

Harmed his chances of spelling 'title shot' this year

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How many more Englishmen does Masvidal have to fight in order to become the the King of England?

whyd you delete the first post

bait but ok. leon got SPIC'D faggot

Walker Ko's this gaslet in the first 15 seconds.

wait till bisping makes some snide remark in his next post fight interview.

Walker and Santos will save LHW

>Kimbo's ghost shows up to let Jorge know people are talking shit about him

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>come say it to my face
Bispking would heem him into next week

Masvidal has such quick recovery from getting discombobulated. That and him talking back after getting knocked down in fights made him my boy.

:(

chadvidal would send him to the till realm

Why didn't the ref stop the fight due to verbal submission?

She has perfect legs

Masvidal would brutalize him.

Tuss has perfect legs

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That's one of those heems that almost makes you feel a little bad for the guy. Jorge fucking annihilated him.

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I dont feel bad at all, it was best possible outcome, that left hook was nuclear

I need to BREED a bitch with THICK MUSCULAR THIGHS

jorge masvidal is what the diaz brothers wish they were

exactly

hey gurl

>common wisdom is never get a woman's name tattooed on you
>he got her whole fucking head

he has the worst top game ive ever seen

masvidal is a bum

I want to fuck Megan olivi in the cunt!!

Have you looked into it yet, /heem/?

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baste

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considering how smart he probably is and serena's genetics they might have super children

He is a talented but flawed journeyman who is now close to a title shot

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose, arose from out the azure main!
This was the charter,
The charter of the land,
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
The nations not so blest as thee
Must, in their turn, to tyrants fall,
Must in their turn, to tyrants fall.
While thou shalt flourish great and free:
The dread and envy of them all.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke,
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse, arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair.
Oh, blest isle! with matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

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>Was anyone really surprised by that?
*raises paw*

what about the butt

ladd is actually kind of cute when there is some perspective added.

Monged out on the grammar

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Props to the dude standing by with an ice pack like that's gonna do shit lmao

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Just for remember Masvidal have a confrontation with bisping last year and wanted to fight him at mw lol
i would bet on masvidal.

true, Till is a good fighter but got brutalized.

>losing to Chris Leben

the state of pridefags

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Wanderlei was a bum and a walking punching bag

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ladd is realistic wife material, find your ladd and marry her lads

>lose 2 fights in a row
>beat failed rushed hype project darren till
>think you deserve a title shot
at least i hope he can knock ben askren out too

Let the bong make the thread.

Based Danaher wearing jiu jitsu garb at olive garden

It's the fight to make unironically

he beat Maia 2bh

Cringe

Reyes is a can

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does this cunt wear rash guards everywhere?
>based

Why was he hyped so early after beating a washed Cowboy? Is it because he was a shit talker from a similar region to McGregor

Dude literally wears a rash guard everywhere he goes un-ironically

This is some advanced autism

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In his prime he would put those two to sleep in at the same time.

everyone in LHW is a can
they should just the whole damn division once jon moves to HW

Let the Hue make the thread.

>just the
just cut*

Askren put all his eggs into the roll basket and now has no one to go to the dance with. What an absolute fucking faggot, he should probably Benoit himself

Yes

...

Masvidal is the most unpredictable fighter, in a bad day he lose to a LW can, but in a good day he can heem any WW.

*gives Yea Forums reddit gold*

Original post worked fine tb h

Eddie would fucking heem him in BJJ

at least you have civic nationalism

nobody cares about that fight

I do

youre a nobody

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*cringe*

TSUUUUU

fake tits are always tacky, so I'm not surprised she bought a set.

you ever seen his Pride fights? lol
get real, kid

With this hardcore science-based Olympic-level training it's amazing Conor got exposed as often as he did.

Triple 7s confirm it

youtube.com/watch?v=isVClRBjFnM

Boston Bruins wondering who the fuck this tiny coked-up leprechaun is and why is he in their dressing room

At least he didn't rape anyone. Well, hopefully he didn't rape anyone.