Official UFC London 2019 Live Thread #4

Microdosing CTE edition

>Next
Darren Till vs. Jorge Masvidal
Leon Edwards vs. Gunnar Nelson
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Dominick Reyes

>Now
Nathaniel Wood vs. Jose Alberto Quinonez

>Previously
Claudio Silva def. Danny Roberts via submission (verbal, armbar) (R3, 3:37)
Jack Marshman def. John Phillips via unanimous decision (28-29, 29-28 x2)
Arnold Allen def. Jordan Rinaldi via UD (30-27, 30-26, 29-28)
Marc Diakiese def. Joseph Duffy via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
Saparbek Safarov def. Nicolae Negumereanu via UD (29-26 x2, 29-27)
Dan Ige def. Danny Henry via submission (RNC) (R1, 1:17)
Molly McCann def. Priscila Cachoeira via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Mike Grundy def. Nad Narimani via second-round TKO (4:42)
(Note: Tom Breese withdraws from UFC London fight.)

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Greaser gets submitted.

>quinoa

i heard the tap

The bollock grab technique, rarely used, very effective

This entire card is terrible through and through.

british people can't fight

>losing to a fighter without a wiki page
I'd retire 2bh.

british are shit at mma

Just came home guys, what did I miss

My girl, always and forever.

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has there ever been a memorable UK card?

Remove the chip

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Hooking the legs on a darce is a meme.

Brazilian people can't read

holy shit this card is genuinely heeming me to sleep now
I don't even think it's been THAT bad but it's on at an earlier time and somehow I'm ready to go out.

i could walk through the roughest neighborhood in Britain and go untouched

HEEM SUBBY

RIP MY PREDICTION

HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM TAPPY
get fucked spicc
I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT MY BOY NATHAN

he has a surgery?
insert the chip

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Hello darkness my old friend

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based Wood but he was fed that guy

le 25 yr old prospect man

GWAN NATHANIEL

GWAN MY SOHN

Wood is good

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I TOLD YOU!

Wood is submission connoisseur it seems

>pay 6 bucks a month for epsn+
>still have to watch commercials

what kind of american captitalistic bullshit is this

>mexishits

based, Barzola is a beast

What an horrible fighter Teco is lol, thats what you get for sending assets into Combate Americas

When are we gonna get a Lucha Libre fighter?

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I love Wood. he's gonna run into some trouble soon though. he's not that powerful and also is pretty small.

is anyone going to argue that wasn't a tap either?

>no he didnt tap I didnt see it!!

but it's right there..

>no it's not you're retarded!

AT LEAST ITS NOT 9 DECISIONS

relax, this is a fist fight not a knife fight, if this was a beheading competition the UK would be the champs

I can't believe you just said that

They could conquer Brazil in two days if they wanted to.

Okay so theres no way reyes loses

I must admit, he's quite good

It'd be more interesting to hear about what you've been up to.

Wood could be a top 5 guy in the future

Jon Jones runs the Gauntlet

Fights each, gets 2 hour break between fights how far does he get

You and any 1 family member
Your Gym teacher
2 amatuer boxers of your choice
Any 3 children of known fighters below the age of 17
Tj dillishaw and Henry Cejudo
Eddie Hall (Worlds strongest man)
Top 5 boxing atom weights at the same time
3 WWE fighters of your choosing
Top 10 strawweight bellator Womens division
You armed with a knife

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I like Ige

His striking is very good despite the height though, must have monkey arms like goobs

>mexicant gets btfo
seriously why are spics so bad at fighting

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Still perfect picks since Phillips was robbed

STILL IN IT
LETS GO VOLKAN LETS GO GUNNI
LETS GO TILL

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You know why I can't do that Tony

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EARLY STOPPAGE

>British adverts: BET, YOU FUCK. BET, BET, BET.

imagine being smaller than your cutman
all weightclasses below WW need to be cut

so good the see a real American fighter get a win, if you know what I mean

Fuck off, she's mine!

>do u have wifi

>When your boy you've followed from the very beginning starts to become more and more mainstream

Is there anything better?

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might be a little too much autism for me there puzzle piece

This card feels like it's dragging, I forgot about the Canner Nelson fight.

the next 3 fights looking good.

Jon cleans

Legitimately think me and my dad could take him in a no holds barred situation.

Wood is based

We had Goyito Perez and they let him go :(

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He sounds just like geico gecko

You sure about that?

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Is the winner of Volkan/Reyes Jones' next victim after Santos?

Soccer isnt a sport.

it's cute when they pretend mexicans are good fighters because they beat other manlet mexican boxers

Why aren't you supporting your boy at the arena?

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kek, well at least I didn't miss anything good I guess, these last 3 fights should be decent enough

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lol it's so true

did anyone else see that

>ssdsdsfsds

Im still in it also brother, but you went wrong with the Volcan pick

Yeah it's pretty bad

He looks really solid

Rev up those feels boys

>ducks Romero

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oh yeah

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Bisbong is a bum

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Wood your boy as well? He's champ material unironically

Pretty much this

you know this guy fucks your fightfu

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It’s Brendan Schaub

Why do you Finns predict fights/cards so well in heem threads? Even if its only a marginal pattern i've noticed it way too hard

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BISPKING

Only if a few properly equipped aussies will defend you

BASED MICHAEL BISPING

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHH HALL OF FAMER RESPECT THE BUDDEH

BISPING BISPING BISPING BISPING

>BISPGOD

are they wearing Rick?

MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Goat appreciation time

Definitely muting this Bisping trash

based bong

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Just some harmless fun you boring bastard

Hmm sweaty

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She doesn't fuck. She's pure.

I have a distant cousin who's a BJJ black belt, maybe if him and I grab one leg each we could do something. Aside from that the 3 wwe fighters for sure finishes him.

oh cool, did pissbing die?

>emotional Bisbong tribute
British mma is a sad state of affairs.

>HOF

kinda a meme fighter who got BTFO by GSP LOL

>tfw to intelligent to get goofed

THE NATTY GOAT

Nice jits'

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Good for him, he's living the dream.

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audi_buttah35 @danawhite is it as good naked as she looks in clothing ?

LOL

>muh knee

cain is a bum

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>n...no please. I can't take this anymore. I am going to drown
>not like this

Jokingly asked this chick from uni for feet pics and she actually sent them. what does this mean?

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>an unironic Bisbing tribute

i don't know what to think boys, i think the memes made this happen

sucks, maybe the most undeserving chmpion ever who lucked out, GSP re-exposed him anyways kek
>goat

ahahahhah what my sides

agreed, he wasnt even good kek

KINO

>bisping
>hall of fame
literally the worst fighter there

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natty goat natty GOAT NATTY GOAT

Rockhold clings to that win like it erases him getting btfo when the chips were down.

The MW division lost all respect when Bisping became the champ. Fuck Rockhold for allowing that.

Name me a single UFC champion worse than Bisping

Bit emotional lads. Whatever you think of Bisping, he was an underdog who became a UFC champion. And he's the natty GOAT

>Has 1 successful title defence against a 43 year old man

OH YEAH REAL HALL OF FAME QUALITY

Bisping in hof? haha thats patetic, the absolute state of hof who take this seriosly

Schaub in the hall of fame when

NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT

she's a dirty bitch
nice feet also

Fucking love bisping

MY BOY BISPING

loll hall of fame

Remember to drink your wadeh, bruddah

>marries an aussie
>moves to california
>son is dating an asian
>daughter is dating a mexican
thank you bisping

What a dog of a wife. Is he blind in both eyes?

What's Biswing do these days?

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Worse than Stefan Bonnar?

He was a can desu

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yeah, when he flows, his striking is nice. but now he's looked quite uncomfortable striking against two lanky guys in Eduardo and Quinonez. give him Sean O'Malley, let's see what happens. I truly believe he can win that fight, but it's an exciting matchup IMO and both guys have a fair shot.

BISBONG DID IT BUDDEH

What is the fucking deal with those 3 anyway

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faggot

Polite reminder that the last five years of Bisping's career were fought with just one functional eye and a brain CTE'd by prime TRT monsters

WOO HOO

Imagine being lucky enough to have Bisping for a dad.

Join us faggots

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See Mackenzie? THIS is how you attention whore.

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CARD SAVED

More defences than Conor.

B U D D E H
U
D
D
E
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forgot both him and griffin were inducted together
he's the 2nd worse then

having Buffer do the announcement is p cool

BASED BUDDEH

delicious dutch food

WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL

Its nuts how respectful Luke was after he choked Biscunt out and how much of a fucking cunt Bisnigger was when the shoe was on the other foot. He's a shitty fighter, and a shitty human.

He apparently embarrassed his son at wrestling practice

how can you have a "modern wing" era in the hall of fame?

what's the next era then?

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Bisping was on the losing side of one of the greatest knockouts ever.
Thank you based Hendo.

Your mum

Bisping needs to ditch Luis and start a podcast with Bobby Lee

I'm not crying, you're crying

suck my pp

It includes Bonnar and a dude who wore 1 boxing glove, I seriously doubt a former world champion is the worst fighter in there.

MW lost all respect the night Weidman threw that kick.

remember that hendo won the second fight too

*blocks bisping's path*

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based BisGOAT

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I just want you to know that you are my favorite poster here. You are a /heem/ treasure and I hope you continue the good work, it is very much appreciated.

It is pretty gud yeah

BISKINO

Why is Bisping clapping?

Any female
Anybody 155 and under
Bonnar
Franklin
Of the top of my head

lmao this fucker is on like 12 different podcasts

hey let's put in cm punk while we're at it

She wants you to slap her bunda

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BISPING BLESS

GOAT BRIT

1st round, my cousin Big Mike would heem him. Big Mike probably couldn't make 265lb heavyweight limit even if he went full cut babbby. Dude's shoes are like canoes.

Go take a trip to the beach Luke.

if he fought romero i'd respect him

underrated post

Spent too much time in America

>only british ufc champion

yikes

future era

>I can't believe you just said that
that's exactly what somebody who couldn't read my comment would say

WOOOO HOOOOO
BISPGOAT BISPGOAT

>doggie

If that didn't make you feel good you're a filthy cazzie or a foreigner.

the next 3 fights are really fucking good, lads
i like Oezdemir, but Reyes winning would be great for the division
Gunnar Nelson always puts on good fights but Leon Edwards is pretty underrated IMO
main event speaks for itself

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REPSPECT THE BUDDEH

BUDDEH BUDDEH BUDDEH NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT NATTY GOAT

ASKREN THERE TOO RECOGNISING THE NATTY GOAT

>duck MW top 10
>get inducted into hall of fame

DOGGY WHAT CAN I SAY IM A BUSINESSMAN

so do you guys do not follow any other sport in the world?

guys like bisping who dont deserve HoF on just performance get into HoFs all the time due to other aspects ( international success, pioneer, longevity etc )

good job buddeh

BASED

art jimmerson isn't in the hall of fame

instagram.com/ellie.bisping/

instagram.com/elliebisping/

clicked the wrong one with alexagrasso yesterday and it worked out just as well

damaged rape victim

Only british ufc champion and he's not even britsh

been in america too long

Luke Rockhold, Rashad Evans, Forrest Griffin, Robert Whittaker.

Yeah yeah yeah you got knocked the fuck out
You're suspended buddeh shut the fawk up

Who unironically doesn't like bisbong?

He owns the network so he just keeps popping them out. Most of them are garbage but I still like him.

Your fat cousin would cry from one jon jones elbow

she'd be attractive if her weird mutt face and complexion didn't make me so uneasy

Name one thing that Bisping is good at. He is like a jack of all trades master of none and has pillows for hands
Dude almost got killed by an 80 year old man. Seriously watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=aChTU9NF_54

Look how stiff Dan looks. It's a literal grandpa

>beats JDS and Bigfoot twice each
>gets dismantled by Werdum running face first and pumping 1-2s
m-m-muh g-goat

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made a career out of the n word. respect 2bh

Listen here baby boi

>so do you guys do not follow any other sport in the world?
correct

she's already hit the wall at like 16

I hear Jorge Rivera is gonna sing a tribute at the end of the show

CONCEIVE
>BELIEVE
ACHIEVE
>CONCEIVE
BELIEVE
>ACHIEVE
CONCEIVE
>BELIEVE
ACHIEVE

I would worship her feet then spread her asshole. :^)

those are yummy af

>mayhem

RIP

got me a little bit in the feels.

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Very important fight now

You have had none, gsp is french

wish I could heem marvin gaye

You're just a regular bloke
I'm a fucking samurai

some of the best cardio the sport has ever known

has a stupid resting heart rate of like 40bpm

Dominic reyes hands down has the weirdest body in the ufc

That was nice for Bisnesbing. Well earned tho ufc is shit.

Blotchy skin and eyes like a cat's asshole. Still would though.

LMao these pathetic nerds literally living vicariously through Bisping so hard they think they're him. Very sad.

Luis quit a good job with Sirius in solidarity with Bisping. I think it's safe to say these two are pretty close.

Luis is based, anyway. One of the only real niggas in podcasting. He might not be the funniest standup, but he's high energy and sincere.

the kid her brother was incarcerated for torquing?

Explain öezdemirs last title run for me

Bisping has always been a shitbag

Any particular reasons?

CARD SAVED
BISPKING BISPKING BISPKING
FUCK BURGERS
FUCK ASIANS
FUCK HENDO
AND FUCK COCKHOLD
WOOOHOOOOO

Volkan "no wrestling" Oezdemir

instant megaboner
only thing better would be if she was sweaty and musky and a faint poo smell right at the buthole

instant cum

you do realize canada had more than one ufc champion right? fucking cazzies I swear

Good pace, endurance and consistency. Sounds like a bullshit talent but its not something easily attained. It wins fights.

You fags can talk shit but he legitimately became champ

That skin is disgusting. She's gonna look like Holly Holm if she doesn't chill it with tanning.

Skate on dude.

reyes heems volCAN

VolCAN by 1st round KO.

Rockhold

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>ywn have a qt trap gf

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BASED

wew it's on

BISPING
you fucking cunts
BISPING

He booped out everyone and then ran into an unboopable wrestler in DC and sperged out when he realised that

his overplayed song

this monkey should start doing porn

Imagine getting finished by Smif and thinking you deserve another title shot. Fuck why did I pick this inbred-looking mongoloid.

based

Reyes kos volc cap this.

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Reyes buries that can in no time

>VolCAN Poozedimir

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When's Evan Tanner returning? Did he retire?

Wtf are you talking about cockhold was a cunt before and after both fights. Even to this day they cant be in the same room

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He smoked Anderson Silva. Anderson caught him not protecting himself and STILL couldn't win. LMAO!

Oezdemir looks like a white Might Mouse.

Nothing but spicy fights from now on lads
Good shit

Can't it is too small unlike our PP that requires capital letters you cuck

PARKOUR

how much of a lock is reyes?

Jon's elbow would be like a little girl's slap off his enormous dome. He could probably crush Jon's skull with one hand. He's a munster, B. One of the biggest and strongest human beings I've ever seen. If he wasn't born in the middle of the woods, he would be in the NFL or WWE or something.

So you have him, and me. And I'm pretty fucking beast myself. Some might say I'm Beastin 25/8.

No way Jon makes it past round 1 with me and Big Mike, user.

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NATTY
GOAT
NATTY
GOAT
NATTY
GOAT

BASED

I fuck with him a lot actually. Him and Soder on YKWD is some of the best radio/podcast I've listened to since O&A.

she was gang raped?

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He helped Bisping off the mat and gave him mad props after the first fight dawg. Rockhold didnt start talking shit until Bisping talked about sparring.

>counts carlos newton as Canadian
Hahaha you fucking spastic

Also how does it feel being our commonwealth bitch? We tax you every year, feels good

You literally cannot refute this

Fucking one-armed that britbong!

xD

>sk-skate on d-dude
lmao fucking limey nerds.

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I unironically believe this too

t. Ali Abdulaziz

Who here /rootingforwhites/?

Thats the most "scretly cucking my husband" pic ever
bet she gets off so hard cucking a world elite fighter

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>no glove touch
>I'll touch you in a second motherfucker
face it your guy got knocked the fuck out you pussy

is dominick reyes white?

He'll get his fucked up toes and nippled heemed stiff again in no time.

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no but her brother steven sletten was imprisoned for sexually molesting a boy on multiple occasions

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Well good luck to you, give Freddie Mercury a good heeming if you see him. Become sick of Queen being absolutely everywhere since that shitty film

these two guys look like theyre brothers

Reminder this qualifies as "white" in the Mutt States of America

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Reyes finna get booped

Mexican

I remember Rampage insinuating that pillowsping was on roids too
saying that you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house

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Um Mohammed, hasnt your only muslim champ been khabib?

Always
There aren't any left on the card though

Gang banged at a party. It only turned into rape when other kids started calling her a slut and she regretted it.

Not at all. Ozdemir has that awkward power. Anyone can get clipped.

So who's getting fed to Jones first?

who?

LIGHT HOOVIEWEIGHT IS BEST DIVISION

It made me laugh to actually hear his name among the others

I'm not a fan of either guy, but after their first fight Rockhold was a class act, this is undeniable.

literally never happened she was driven out of town because of her brothers arrest for child molestation

Who's had better HEART than BISPING?
lawler, bj penn come close and no one else I think.

I can't take Queen the same way since I realized most of their songs are about assfucking

>Don't stop me noooooooowwwww!
Freddie, no!!! Put a condom on at least nigga.

white is not about colour is about how you feel inside

I'm listening to the Edward Scissorhands soundtrack while I watch the fights instead of commentary. I have to say I'm quite pleased.

I bet you didn't even know who newton even was did you tranny

Reyes has a really long neck.

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>ball busting again

He was a prospect in the same promotion Vitor ran to after pissing hot

diego edgar

I hate these style: toughness type of fighters like boetsch and rothwell

Think about how many young men Freddy must have pozzed. Fucking murderer.

Volkan looking fuckin jacked. Is he on gear? He used to look a little pudgy

Source please, sounds interesting

The boop is incoming

I don't like Reyes but I want Bones to get heemed so bad and he's our only chance

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Of course I did, I'm not a filthy cazzie, which is why I was laughing at your country for having only one champion fighter

this if of course a projection, you did not know who he was, which is why you only initially mentioned GSP

>euro
>WRESTLING
what the FUCK

Makes you appreciate how great DC is, seeing Volkan give Reyes a hard time.

DC shut him down big time.

>taken down by Volkan
embarrassing

When do the pro fights start?

Volkan sonning this kid

oezdemir won on my stream

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search "steven sletten" it will come up. she left town when this happened. and moved back home when he was released from prison.

>getting taken down by oezdemir
walker stands a better chance

Only because he has a rock chin though to be fair

I hate overly muscled midgets who either gas all the time or use their insane weight cuts to lay on people 30lbs lighter than them.

No because he was not canadian you fucking retard

no time!!!

euro lads, how is the coverage in your country with the new deal?
the coverage over here is a disaster
with fox, it was perfect
now it's bough by a free tv channel so everyone can see it
but they don't even show the walkouts anymore
and they talk through the fights so what they do is they end up delaying the fight

dana please help

BOOP COUNT: 1

>he's very handy with the kicking

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Mommy

>euro

Walker would be ideal, but I'd lose my shit if Santos caught Jones early.

Probably a volkan round.

Do you claim to be British despite being a mudslime?

reyes is supposed to be the guy to defeat jon?
fucking kek

10-10 round 1

3rd round reyes ko

Volkan 10-9

Since when did this stuff get posted in gamethreads

morel like Full Can

IS TILL GOING TO WIN?

GIVE ME A QUICKRUNDOWN

Good fight

Volkan looking really good desu

So did they kick paiges ass or something

Imagine if the towns women beat her and stripped her naked and spanked her haha, thst is wierd why would they do thst though haha

if he keeps wrestling like this he should change his fight name to 'some time'

Reyes wouldn't win a single second in a fight with Jones.

twitter.com/KelvinGastelum/status/1107036297309282305

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its all on espn+. its over dude. i guess its harder in eu but its pretty much the same. just have to watch streams for every fight now which is gay. i am a NEET fuck head so thats my fault but i still get to watch the pre lims on tv. fuck making ufc pay to watch only. ask dana white on his instagram posts. He usually answers commentors. he like s to fight with them nd shit lol

Yes. KO

Volkan is a killer.

Oh for sure on the mt rushmore of bangers

Do you claim to be a man despite being a tranny?

great because BT Sport are based and redpilled.

The were poised to give it to this "Eleven Sports" internet streaming bullshit but fortunately Eleven Sports overgambled and bought La Liga, Serie A, Eredivisie, Portuguese Liga and Belgian league rights and zero English football.
Nobody bought a subscription because you can't become successful on foreign football alone so they had to start getting rid of shit they signed - including the UFC.

So it went back to BT Sport.
Thank Jesus.

leave him alone you dork

what's wrong with reyes he destroyed osp

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The decision? Probably
The fight? Unlikely

Which county does Bisping own

well they would only do that if they oiled her up first, townswomen are mean

Made it to the pub.

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Mommy

What is volCAN even good at?

osp is a meme fighter

Stream URL pls?

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what about the story of the fight?

on ye own la?

Based if so

looks fun ;__;

you're forgetting something my friend
OSP is shit

Booping

You can tell Volkans been wrestling non fucking stop since DC took his soul

And violently strap on fucked her haha

I've seen better fights in a bar.

im glad for this card that show the world that the ufc is becoming shit, with this shitty cards.
ONE fc and RIZIN is the future

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>Reyes is the last hope
He's shit lmao

can't remember the last time I saw a pub.
They're being genocided.
All the pubs I've ever been in have closed down.
Quite sad tbqh. That's a part of our culture.

Still at least we have our mosques.

Jonnie Walker gonna heem Jones

Your flag helps me with streans, search reddit mma streams on google

No you haven't.

stream?

Bald people are worse than manlets. Facts.

>Don't go anywhere, don't blink, this is gonna be a fast one!
>Goes all three rounds

Looking like Askren has it secured.

Imagine paying for this boring ass shit lol

These guys are fighting in slow motion

Can't believe I was looking forward to this fight.

What are you on about paki, there are 4 pubs within a quarter mile of my house in the middle of nowhere

ripple.is/mma/8552-ufc-fight-night-till-vs-masvidal

here pal

dece fight, but wouldnt pay

reddit r/mmastreams

theres probably some bald manlets ITT right now

OSP is not Volkan.

Volkan 20-18
not the best fight, seem pretty even

Just shows you how good Anthony "Lionheart" Smith is. No wonder Jon Jones had to hit him with the illegal knee just to win!

ESPN dot com

What about bald manlets?

facts because manlets rock

>acoustic tile ceiling
Looks like a shithole

Johnny Walker would heem both of these clowns in the 1st round.

How come everyone's been talking as though this skinny beaner is the next coming of Jesus yet he's being outgrappled by a boomer I've never seen successfully wrestle before? This is what the plan to dethrone Jones revolves around!?

Yeah on my own but it's so busy nobody even notices

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So far this fight's been exact opposite of what I expected

>reddit mma streams
thanks mate - Im now plugged in

MY BOY DARREN TILL LETS GETTIT

worst race, should be rounded up and forced to do factory labor

Jones would destroy both of these bums

jones is roider who is also a physical freak with amazing fight iq and best kicks in the business, he'll be fine unless he gets ko'd instantly

So Reyes was shit after all

>THIS is the guy that's supposed to heem Jones
xD ok sure my guy

Darren Till vs Ben Askren - will it take place in the UK or the US?

Does Till deserve a 3RD headliner on home soil?

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rather be bald than a manlet desu

If youre on a proxy or an american with that flag posting you realize you just fucked up your own racebait.

quintessentially manlet post

If only fighters had worse chins.

Disappointing stuff

volkan "no time" ozdemir hasn't knocked out anyone in almost two years kek

Johnny Walker is the guy who's supposed to heem Jones

reyes way too passive he doesn't have it

is this a norf or souf pub?

>fight iq
please dont say this its embarrassing

Why did people think Reyes was elite again? Do they not remember that he dropped a round to OSP?

Surely Gunnar will crush his can next so we can get a heem.

CHEESEGRATER

CHEESE GRATER

Wait are you in belfast? I recognise that chick

There are sparring sessions with more intensity than this. What the fuck..

>CHEESE GRATER CHEESE GRATER CHEESE GRATER

Can Americans ever stop thinking about food?

Doesn’t make a dent

CHEESE GRATER
CHEESE GRATER
CHEESE GRATER

POMMEL POMMEL POMMEL

Why mexicans look like this? Are they not just spanish speaking arabs?

Just feed reyes to walker than let him fight jones

US, UFC comes to UK once a year and I can't imagine either of them wanting to sit out all that long

>CHEESE GRATER
we wrassling now

Grind that pig against the fence!

Yeah booooi Till gonna rock him

Why did everyone think this bum was elite? Did theyball forget that he dropped a round to OSP?

South

It's over.

Johnny Walker is the last hope for LHW.

SAVE US BRAZIL

fancying a round of pool now
wish l had friends to play pool with

Is LHW the reddit division?

They're both tired

Volkan knows he only has to win the round

we had a London card last March and then a Liverpool card in the summer.

If my maths serves me correctly - that's 2.

I bet in Oezdemir BC I'm not retarded, and Jorge BC he has a road guy and cheaters always win

The Reyes meme is over

based

is the LHW belt even valuable if everybody in the division is a can? why doesn't jon jones fight in HW?

29-28 Volkan
Reyes took the last round, looked like they both gassed honestly

Volkan won

Shit fight

They are descendants of Spaniards, so essentially they're Native Americans mixed with Arab

LADIES AND GENTLEMENT, NOW IS TIME FOR THE PEOPLE'S MAIN EVENT

scared of fatter dc

LHW is such a wasteland

nice "prospect" you've got there

roid guy? you think Darren LHW Till is natty?

I don't know what's worse. BT Sports ads or american ads.

Volkan had issues with Reyes' southpaw stance, but he still won that easily.

well that was shit
Toilet Till better not let the side down

He gets heemed by anyone with comparable reach.

It was too early for my boy.

LHW is pure shit now. Jones is going to have no problem breaking DJ's record, unless he gets caught roiding again.

bald manlets are so bad that they are actually good see Marlon Moraes lmao

Reyes gonna win a split decision.

I think reyes wins by stoppage in second round

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This commentary team has been Bellator teir wtf

>why doesn't jon jones fight in HW?
he's afraid because he wouldnt have retarded reach/physical advantage anymore

What the fuck?

what

hope they play a hype promo next, need a trip to the loo

robbed

ROBBERY

still upset we don't get tony v holloway

Rigged

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

How the fuck did reyes win?

R I G G E D
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god i want to suck on some big titties so bad

what

>UFC

LMAOOOOOOO

lol robbery

and i bet reyes

>29-28 Reyes
>29-28 Reyes
???????????????????

Nah bee I disagree a hunnderd percent

lol robbed

LMAO

RIGGED

shit fight lmao LHW is trash i have no idea who these guys are

Shit decision

feeling blessed as fuck lads. had a marshman reyes parlay kek

WHAT
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WHAT
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WHAT
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WHAT
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Jones is truly in a league of his own

fucking robbery

What the fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

england is corrupt

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LMAO WRESTLEGAYS BTFO

Can't believe that guys like poocan and this reyes are the best they can find in the world. There must be better fighters out there

WHAT!?????

What the fuck?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHYUAHAHHUHAHAHHAHA

LOL what

BASED ANGLO BIAS

ROBBED

lmao a robbery

What the fuck

what. in the fuck

Holy shit what a robbery

Jesus christ how?

Kek genuinely not surprised they gave that to Reyes

Robbery. He's the next hype so they gave him the nod

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cant believe hes calling out jones after that shit

wtf was that

I really don't see him standing a chance against Jones like that.

THE STATE OF THE UFC

Wow, I lost 10 CND dollars, fuck

nigga jon would tear your face off

holy fuck my picks are still alive

Jone btfo

I'm willing to bet a couple of those judges are mexican

Based robber Reyes

Still on course to JBJ

Can't let the hyped up new blood lose like the can he is

Undeserved. Jones will murder this faggot.

how the fuck did he win

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what the actual fuck

wait how did reyes win

>british refs

FUCKING ROBBERY
WHAT THE FUCK

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get fucked idiot.

robbery

Can we just have Walker Vs John? Fuck Reyes

new

Reminder that I picked Oezdemir and my picks are still valid, fuck the PooFC corrupt judges

>I'm coming for you Jon

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picks are safu

The judges aren't employees of the UFC

The UFC started in 1993, last year was the first year to have 2. Numerous years have had 0. We average less than one a year ... If my maths serves correctly.

who /curly/ here

lmao at the state of Dan Hardy going in and interviewing the "winner" after talking about how he's losing the fight for 15 minutes

Americans/native English speakers get all the decisions


Company is so biased it's unreal

hhaahhahha

"wins" a split decision against oezdemir

>jones im c--co-coming for y-you

holy fuck

Jones is shook for sure

disgusting robbery

This can not be more obviously RIGGED

always curly

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Agreed

Embarassing that Brits get bullied by these dorks desu

based croatbro

damn I feel bad for oezdemir

The British comission only allowed a maximum of 3 white people to win on the card.
Sucks, but rules are rules. It's their city.

FUCK MY PICKS NOOOOO FUCK FUCK ROBBERY

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the judges aren't employed by the UFC, you goofs

KiIIIYou guys got conditioned by the garbage dan hardy commentary. The fight was close and I thought Reyes edged it

GREATEST SPORT ON EARTH. GREATEST ORGANIZATION. GREATEST PROMOTER.... AKA UNCLE DANA. BASED AND REDPILLED

What did Tony Ferguson do to his wife?

He would get killed

>UFC forgetting to convert judges scores from Metric to Imperial

Don't worry guys, proper results will get posted later on tonight

I"VE BECOME SO NUMB

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Did we just hear Dana say "I had Volkan"?

The real redpill is knowing that every single sport is rigged to benefit Jews

Bald guy loose... picture me shocked, dubs and i drink another 75cl

he's a turk tho

He'll improve and end the JBJ meme

ÉG TRÚI Á ÞIG GUNNAR, SLÁTRAÐU NEGRANUM

>#6
For real? I love Ben - but is he already ranked?

Gunni better choke this uppity negro out

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Darker guy lost the last fight, be a bit racist to give it to the lighter guy twice in a row

Grim

singles and you drink another 75cl

>that flag
what the fuck?

I’m gonna try to forget what just happened and hope that my boyfriend gunner wins this fight

yea

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breh... im sorry

Based walkout music for gunnar

i post semi-occasionally but I live in serbia too so its mostly serbian flag

Let's go white man.

Rampage is a dumb ****** though

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L E O N

Based England, booing their own fighter

>putting 50 bucks on volkan

bro are you stupid no offence

>negro getting booed at home

Deserved.

lmfao Leon is going to absolutely destroy this pathetic Icelandic c*ck

Between the judges and the refs this might be the worst sport for gambling. Even if you can predict second by second how a fight is going to play out you can't account for incompetent idiots employed by this shit show

Gunni better make this fool enter the system

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Is mma gay?

Dude getting booed in his own country...SAD!

I wish Edwards would enter my boihole

Leon finna yell at this nigga and get stopped by the paki ref for scaring the children with loud noises

Haha ill deliver

yes it is for closeted homosexuals

Only if you don't say no homo after every round

only if you're jerking off to it

that orbital

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My race is doomed...

We still have him

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Gunnar Nelson was never my boy,