/brit/

Brexit Edition

Does upset me that I lost the genetic lottery and will never smash a bird like this desu
The librarian tier girls I attract are no fun :(

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/Brit/ posted by a yank?

O B S E S S E D

Slags arghhhh

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Definitely shaggable

enjoy your ban

On a sunday?

Just been connected to the slag mainframe

Don't know how anyone could fancy these dead eyed plastic hoes tbqh

Are they wearing underwear?

nobody knows

Push up bra yeah

panties not a chance

>tfw still believe Michael Jackson was innocent

It's getting harder every day, lads.

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Underwear? Slags?
Come on now

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imagine the smell

Stare at their faces for 10 seconds and they are so ugly

this

posting some real brit slags

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How do I bang a slag? Help a beta bros

>Hey dad, we're going out.

>Stare at their faces for 10 seconds

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I dont understand why ppl say British girls are uggo
They have the hottest slags

>This opening on MOTD

state of those chebs on the right

whats the IQ of an average brit slag?

These are so upsetting to look at

How could anyone want this

That's the underclass version of the slag, they're not very common. The working class/lower middle class slag is where it's at.

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It is almost like he was a smooth criminal no more

think i saw the middle one on xvideos

Why have western women turned into this?
These are ugly as shit and you can tell their IQ is double digits

Where do these bitches buy clothes? Forever 21? Or is there like a Slag FC Team Store?

Age old stereotypes.

Americans are fat. French don't shave, smoke and are all brunette. German women are men. Scandinavians are all 10/10 blonde models, etc. People who've never been abroad perpetuate the same shit.

I'd rather suck a cock than look at them and I'm not even gay.

>they're not very common

come on man, I'm from asspain, I've seen them everywhere, the cherry picked pics that you are posting are the uncommon ones.

Topshop is usually the store of choice for the budding slag

That's because the only brits who go on holiday to spain are underclass and retired boomers

more of the left

It depends where you live. is probably from some working/lower-middle suburb at the edge of a city or just outside of a city. Whereas if you go to some shitty inner city estate, it'll be far worse

dead at 26

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nah lad if you're out and the right level of pissed the slag is exactly what you want. it's built into your dna. the look is optimised for attracting pissed blokes.

RIP Frank Lampard

do classy british women outside of the film industry exist?

RIP Muggy Mike

liar, I've been on erasmus in england, never seen such a big bunch of ugly woman in just one place.

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Been living in Manchester for uni for the last 3 years so kind of right. The northern student slag is a thing of beauty, not the monstrosity the Spaniard posted.

These threads want me to get on the steds so I can bang club sluts

Low T male detected

i don't know if my pics are british. how can you tell?

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Emily O'Connor, she was in the news fairly recently for dressing like a slag on a plane.

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eyebrows in that pic and thorntons bag on the floor which sell posh chocolate

white women are actually disgusting

eating a pack of these lads. the messi of crisps.

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>Beta male afraid of getting overpowered by a slag in heat

These are just ugly girls dressed like sluts and caked in makeup.

I don't understand this fetish....

There are precious few slags that actually have nice faces

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I'm a pretty hot guy but the falsery I'd have to pull of to get one it's just a turn off for me
anyone feel like that? I'd rather have a woman I can talk to

Got some thin condoms. Going to enjoy a posh wank.

rain was so bad earlier it tore my maccies bag open on the way home and all the food spilled out, mega mega fuming

anything but a latina actually, their main mission is to drain your balls and life force.

wish he'd admit he's going bald and stop tying that man bun up on top of his bald patch

I mean yeah I'd agree that as a general rule we have more trash than others but it's not all of them.

But Americans are fat

Because they've all got great figures and fuck like demons?

man body, broad as a barn

they're just big boned

>zig-a-zig ah

>Great figures

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t. faggot

ugly girls are oftentimes unironically a better fuck than stuck-up attractive girls

they will try extra hard to please you, lick your entire body and basically be almost "grateful" that you're fucking them

of course when I say 'ugly', there are still some standards every man should uphold (for me, it's fatness, I'm disgusted by fat chicks and will never ever fuck one)

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the willy wants what the willy wants

They have nice arses, massive tits or both

slags are known for good bodies, they want to fuck gym chads

They would still have good figures even if they weren't wearing clown makeup

So proud of our slags, truly our greatest invention.

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Ah you're one of those guys who likes fat chicks

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>OMG, Stacey! We're such classy birds

Both of these could be called shannon and it wouldn’t shock me

Americans are extreme. They're either extremely fat (most that post on Yea Forums are fat), or aesthetic as fuck.

Not sure if 13 or 16.

Wife material

Dani and Brooke respectively