>McTominay puts in amazing performances against PSG and Southampton >The Serbian blunder king walks straight back into the starting 11 as soon as he's fit
Official team bands are >Sheff Wed - Arctic Monkeys >Man Utd - The Verve >Man City - Oasis >Chelsea - Blur >Leicester - Kasabian
Any others?
Michael Young
>tfw going to the pub in five mins to watch the game and have a drink there >tfw getting scran after >tfw the chinese is shit but the kebab shop is a proper one run by greeks and is glorious
Jack Green
he was shitting up /rug/ earlier talking about druggin his pet rock or whatever shite he talks about
I've been thinking this a lot recently. It's like a switch flipped in my head and I suddenly realised just how lonely I am and how difficult it is to arrest this situation.
Lincoln Mitchell
There is still pockets of working class Londoners in north west and south east
Thomas Robinson
nah, your mum and dad would be sad
Jaxon Flores
>interview 6 Man U fans >2 actual Mancs, 3 British Asians and a Londoner
Typical
Elijah Turner
Meant to reply to this
Wyatt King
made me lol at the pakis
Kevin Gomez
#BANTZ
Josiah Ortiz
One of them pakis is from FullTime Devils
Alexander Kelly
Paul Ince is such a fanny
Chase Price
anyone have the paul ince tactical masterclass webm?
Nicholas Nguyen
I literally dont get why Asians born in Leeds or London support Man U or Liverpool.
Alexander Garcia
need a wrighty uncle
Jeremiah Ramirez
thats what they said about foreigners 30 years ago
Kevin Brown
Hate it when it's a BBC match because I can't shitpost during the match because the BBC site stream is a good minute behind TV.
Cooper Gutierrez
you could watch it on telly
Justin Martinez
Aesthetic gold flags
Nicholas Clark
Is Molineux a gay bar now?
Austin Cooper
HI-HO WOLVERHAMPTON
Ayden Hughes
Social isolation from their communities making them just plastics, sadly.
Check this out on the Bangla Bantams though, clubs should try to make inroads and unify communities
The social isolation is self imposed, they view themselves as better than brits
Michael Bell
Central London?
Chase Powell
Well, neither are ok, but people like that don't care either way.
Owen Rodriguez
>it’s a Matic takes 2 years to release a pass episode
Joseph Murphy
Birmingham m8. It's a 2 bed house where the living room has been converted into a bedroom.
Chase Cooper
I love the Norf. Three bedrooms to meself, cheap as chips, simple as.
Jace Myers
Based sociology expert
Jordan Baker
Nah I live in a very white city but I think it's 40 years of being called Pakis that puts them off yknow.
Noah Harris
Black and Asian communities in London tend to support one of either >Man Utd >Liverpool >Arsenal
Regardless of where they're from or what section of London they're from
In part that's because these three teams were some of the first to field big name black players, and on top of that won a lot of things with those players. Also, these three clubs all had much less trouble with racist hooliganism in comparison to the rest of the country. Older generations of black and Asian londoners may have tried to attend West Ham/Millwall/Chelsea/Crystal Palace games and suffered racial abuse or even assault from their own fans. In retaliation many of those people chose to follow football clubs from elsewhere. Examples being Sadiq Khan, who got abused at his local club Millwall and became a Liverpool fan, or Idris Elba, who was scared off by West Ham's racist atmosphere and so sought refuge at Arsenal.
Lincoln Wilson
Fucking furfags
Christopher Jenkins
>iplayer lagging ffs whats the point in my mum paying her tv license?
Luke Nelson
Tbf even like 80 years ago people used to live with two familes of four in one two bedroom house.
Liam Parker
>Examples being Sadiq Khan, who got abused at his local club Millwall and became a Liverpool fan, or Idris Elba, who was scared off by West Ham's racist atmosphere and so sought refuge at Arsenal. OMG BROS BASED AND REDPILL
Isaac Rivera
>I live in a very white city
So your opinion isn’t worth much then.
Thomas Gonzalez
I'm from Norf but moved here for uni and now work here. Could move back up for cheap living but fuck all jobs.
Logan Sanchez
>using wankplayer
Every one knows NOT to use wankplayer for live tv
Evan Murphy
They all have a sob story dont they
Jace Barnes
Fucking hate it when politicians pretend to be football supporters.
Ian Green
>living in a houseshare with JF's Cannot fathom living like this desu, I live in a house I own.
Charles Gonzalez
>le draw 2 defenders on himself before losing possession dabbing merchant
I'm in a predicament lads. Need your expert advice
>work with a 22 year old girl >we've started to get a bit more flirty with each other >lots of hand touching >we played around snapping a row of chocolate in our mouth >kisses on the cheeks
Problem is that I've just recently moved into a house with my 5 year gf together but I'm loving this flirting stuff.
Sorry for the blog post. xxxx
Tyler Cox
>Wolves’ Portuguese midfielders are searching for space at the moment, just as Portuguese authorities searched for Madeleine on that fateful day 10 years ago. Weird from Keown.
Camden Adams
>how many Grannies has Rashford ruined? Their use of stats is selective.
Jacob Bennett
>Go for a shit >Come back and they're talking about the weather
Turn her shithole inside out and tie it off like a joint of pork
Juan Hernandez
>Can I have your shirt
Fuck off, cunt
Daniel Robinson
How old are you and your splitarse lad?
Oliver Torres
Knew one of you lads would give me brilliant advice.
Robert Edwards
>Boly lets the chance die, just like Kate and Gerry let Madeleine bleed out in the hotel room Bit risque
Adam James
leave this place
Hunter Bennett
She thinks you're gay m8, this is typical gay best friend behaviour.
Xavier Diaz
>Not saying Blue Hotel Deserved to lose desu
Noah Murphy
I'm 27 and she's 22.
Chase Evans
this is Yea Forums - sports not /r9k/ m8
Alexander Bell
My advise is kill yourself
Lucas Stewart
Anyone know who those slags were???
Jackson Moore
Sort your fucking life out mate, youve been with a woman five years and youre contemplating betraying her. Real life isnt a porn film, grow the fuck up.
Camden Martin
Definitely knows I'm not gay. I know she's attracted to me.
Best way to kill myself?
Connor Hall
5 at the back fucking bus parkers
Grayson Hall
I know the feeling lad, my PA and I always touch each other deliberately at work, I'll hug her or she'll stroke my hair or whatever, and she keeps mentioning how she keeps having me in her dreams and stuff, but I don't think there's really much there other than the fact we're bored together all day.
Keep it at work and don't advance it for a bit, probably not worth risking your gf for a bit of a tickle y'know.
Evan Thompson
Kiddy fiddler
Thomas Johnson
Do something Tony M
Jordan Morgan
>Football this late at night
Dylan Butler
You've been hanging out the back of a teenage girl you grromed since she was 17 and you were 22? what a fucking nonce.
Best thing is hand yourself into the authorities and take what is coming to you.
David Myers
Crystal Palace- Stormzy
Jacob Collins
>my PA
Enjoy getting sacked
Liam Bell
If she knows you have a gf then don't go anywhere near her, she will not care about cheating on you in the future.
Jason Rodriguez
Go mental with a machete in public then wait until the police shoot you to death
Carter Evans
yeah five in the morning is a bit of a pisstake innit
Juan Myers
My rough mate from Wolverhampton is a big Wolves supporter. Gets pretty violent about it. He absolutely hates black people, always saying nigger this, nigger that. He's quarter black himself,
Mason Gutierrez
the north west is one of the areas with most pakis and all the whites are kikes
The whitest areas are the south west, bromley and the outer east
Henry Torres
What part of Wolverhampton are you from lads?
Easton Allen
*slurp*
Gabriel Bell
imagine the amount of charisma needed to persuade someone like moutinho to join wolverhampton wanderers
Luis Kelly
every younger nignog is a chelsea fan older blacks bangwagon arsenal becuase they where the big club when they came
Tyler Gomez
...
Adam Scott
>I'll hug her or she'll stroke my hair or whatever
Yeah we've done this shit before. We know it's wrong but it's a bit of fun.
Already fucked it cause she's met my gf
Jonathan Powell
Good blog post
Carter Martinez
Jesus this is fucking Eric Dire lads
Noah Ortiz
Hot. Definitely up for some raceplay then
Ayden Garcia
>le useless negro man
Aaron Gonzalez
suicide bomb at the nearest church tomorrow
Henry Clark
Based West Ham
Justin Bell
>hugging your PA
Nonce
Charles Bailey
Ever heard of Pitshanger in Ealing? The place is like a flashback to 1950s England.
Ethan Rogers
>mfw I have to get up at 3am to watch champions league football before work
Muh melancholy kicks in Spacing out all day Watching football for nothing la
Dominic Thompson
KOM IGJEN!
Cooper King
My Aunt's husband was born there. I went to a barbecue at his parents house and it was fucking massive and they had a balcony that overlooked fields with sheep in them and shit. Don't know what the city centre is like but the suburbs are cosy as fuck.
Jackson Powell
Cleaned up the flat, played some FIFA and Bloodborne, tried to get rid of a weird malware on my laptop, now making steak and chips while watching the match. 7/10 Saturday.
One is management the other is direct control of the players. Not really comparable. Would recommend getting FM touch on steam if you're interested and see how you get on
Nolan Ward
went into town. put my guitar in for repair. watched a much better game Man City - Swansea
yeah but from your manner i'm guessing you're not from manchester or wolverhampton and this game has been dull as fuck so what's the point in you being here?
Grayson Edwards
Rashford and Lingard are just glorified Welbecks
Daniel Jones
Ole hasn't unlocked this Wolves defence,
Ian Bailey
Gutted after watching the Swansea match, probably play DMC after this game.
Cameron Adams
>lubricated wank >lubricated wankstein over here
Brody Fisher
The HTC Vive Pro I ordered arrived, so I've been setting it up in between the football games.
off on a night out on tuesday with this lass i fancy from work, she has a bf but told her mate she proper wants me and is considering leaving him, gonna smash her then leave her for maximum banter
If you live somewhere nice it's always a competition. Best grades, best player on the team etc. They're just zero-banter worker-drones you occasionally have a laugh with.
t. Lived in upstate New York for a few years
Jayden Turner
Sin Cara's let himself go
Julian Collins
Na they have their own language and folk culture unlike the Scots
Aiden Moore
Very based
Also you can smoke in pubs, as God intended
Isaiah Thomas
El lupo...
Connor Jenkins
You don’t know much about Scotland.
Jack Parker
>man utd >not the stone roses
Matthew Torres
Lads..
Lads..
>Rashturd
Colton Butler
Yes she's Japanese. That's alright, my sperm wont be as irradiated as everybody else there.
Julian Flores
paris, france paris is my favourite city in the world and moody feminist parisien women are my ultimate fetish
Lincoln Lee
pacemerchant
Andrew Ward
Is this just on transfer fees?
Jace King
>Their whole identity revolves around hating the English and England I barely even think about England most of the time. Why are you so up your own arses, thinking everyone's obsessed with you? Literally America-tier.
William Cook
not racist i like rashford but i wish that dirty ugly mutt nigger lingard would die a violent painfull death infront of all his loved ones
John Gomez
Would literally prefer to not exist than be anything other than white English
Oliver Turner
Only a Welsh person would post this.
You've just proven my point.
Levi Turner
>liking the french Looks like youre already not English
Cooper Richardson
honestly not sure, it could be all made up numbers for all i know satisfying though
Christopher Davis
It doesn't seem that way in the /rug/ threads
Ryder Diaz
It's like a fucking roulette lmao
Oliver Peterson
A real mixed bag
Brody Roberts
>implying anyone in paris is french
Jacob Lewis
barely anyone speaks gaylick and scots isnt a real language
Jack Martinez
Imagine being from the UK but not England
Jace Clark
brits are notable francophiles retard
Adam Bailey
elton john - watford stone roses - man united michael nonce jackson - fulham
Jackson Brown
Rural southern England and rural northern France are basically the same country
Kevin Johnson
No you can't, mate. At least not in the Czech Rep.
Aaron Roberts
probably, a lot of football fans seem to think that that's the only way money goes in/out of a club
Hudson Jenkins
Turdrash
Ethan Hughes
so when is this '' ole meme magic '' begin?
Nicholas Davis
What about being from England, but Muslim?
Luke Martinez
you're right, pitcairn islanders are all rapists
Aiden Wright
absolute state of this post, it fucking stinks
Asher Thompson
"Historic" Scottish culture is almost entirely an invention of Victorian nobles because the Queen had a hard-on for Scotland. Save for modern Scottish culture of drinking buckfast and deep frying everything, it's built mostly on lies
Luke Price
My thoughts exactly. Sitting in a pub garden on a mild summers day with a pint of lager, eating a roast dinner, watching one of the many sports we invented is literally the pinnacle of human existence.
Dylan Williams
Scotland is FAR more comfortable with its culture and identity compared to England. You can be really nationalistic up here and people consider it normal. Any time you see someone with an England flag in England you assume they’re on their way to an EDL march.
Jason Wood
urban southern england and northern pakistan are basically the same country
Jaxon Diaz
Daft isn't it when the wage bill will usually be greater than their transfer bill
scots are plastic nationalists like the swedes, they also fly the flag everywhere, for them nationalism is being more torelant than them stupid sassanch bigots
Ryder James
R O M E R O
Jason Gomez
based
Thomas King
>northern pakistan Azad Kashmir looks beautiful tbf. Shame the people there are fucking awful.