WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS vs MANCHESTER UNITED - Official FA Cup Match Thread #1

Kick Off 19:55 GMT

Wolves: Ruddy, Coady, Boly, Jonny, Doherty, Neves, Dendoncker, Saiss, Moutinho, Jota, Jimenez
>Subs: Norris, Bennett, Cavaleiro, Costa, Gibbs-White, Vinagre, Adama

Man Utd: Romero, Dalot, Lindelof, Smalling, Shaw, Herrera, Matic, Pogba, Lingard, Rashford, Martial
>Subs: De Gea, Jones, Rojo, Perreira, Fred, McTominay, Mata

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dubs and da Wolves howl all over Manure.

>Neves
>Moutinho
>Jota
>Dalot
Based

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Should unironically be a good game

If anyone sees 190 please let us know

Yes, I'll prob watch it on stream.

Another knobend running onto the pitch at Citeh game.

One of these days some nutter is going to have a knife or even worse on them.

found him

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That City game was disgusting.

what's worse than a knife?

>United's players all coming back from injury in time for the Uefalona game

based

Top quality from FC Porto™, the best in Europe.

RIP Toby

A tank

Two knives

a larger knife

a spoon

A kinder egg

Pookaku out with a "sore foot"

Holy BASED it's Porto poster.
please give me a (you)

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Why isn't VAR being used across the board for this competition?

You 'aight son

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They need Man City to win

too expensive to install it on shitty grounds

>Leaves the btec Brummies to us

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Are you Alex Turner's team?

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>VAR in operation for this game
>no VAR for the Swansea-City game that finished 5 minutes ago

LITERALLY different rules within the same competition.

Salt and Pepper Chips, Chicken Satay, Prawn Toast and a bag of cans. Simple as.

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Why isn't AI being used to determine an offside call immediately?

If Swansea hadn't been relegated VAR would have been used at the game. It's fucking silly.

No, all the Arctic Monkeys are Wednesday fans. United have Def Leppard though.

I think it's only for ties that have PL teams at home. Still fucking retarded regardless.

Should’ve included in the OP that this game is LIVE on BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) One.

Based

can't wait for the wolves - city final

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Man City can’t win cup competitions without refball advantage.

Nothing beats a chinese and four pack of lager

Ok, then. In that case I will aupport you. FUCK WEDNESDAY!

I had an English teacher that was from Sheffield. He was always talking about Arctic Monkeys, he probably knew them from school.

He was also probably homossexual

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pls watch crew vs fc sallad if you have nothing to do until the match starts

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Is Nuno the best BLACK manager in history lads?

>Wolves have more players in the Portugal squad than Porto

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Why has Bennett been dropped?

he's shit

Milburn >>>>>>> Arctic Monkeys

Disgusting decision 2bh.

>McTominay puts in amazing performances against PSG and Southampton
>The Serbian blunder king walks straight back into the starting 11 as soon as he's fit

Hi is this the sexy thread?

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Official team bands are
>Sheff Wed - Arctic Monkeys
>Man Utd - The Verve
>Man City - Oasis
>Chelsea - Blur
>Leicester - Kasabian

Any others?

>tfw going to the pub in five mins to watch the game and have a drink there
>tfw getting scran after
>tfw the chinese is shit but the kebab shop is a proper one run by greeks and is glorious

he was shitting up /rug/ earlier talking about druggin his pet rock or whatever shite he talks about

>West Ham - Iron Maiden

How can you forget Leeds - Kaiser Chiefs, man!?

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Ate norf fc. Cum on u middul fc.

Aston Villa - Black Sabbath

>Huddersfield - Death Grips

>Arsenal - The Holloways

I’m pissed off about this as well. With McTominay’s intensity against Arsenal we might’ve got something from that match.

>that intro
What the fucking hell was that shit.

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Led Zeppelin and Slade for Wolves

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Man Utd - Stone Roses you muppet.

Annoyed Fred has been dropped as well, was very good against PSG and our MoTM against Arselel.

a double-barrelled shotgun

'Muggy' Mike Thalassitis from Love Island 2017 is dead btw

Why is Ole dressed as Mourinho?

>Liverpool - Snoop Dogg

Birmingham City - Five Finger Death Punch

isn't the gay guy that plays piano a Watford fan?

>Everton - The Beatles

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Ur mum?

Sudoku?

HAYOH

Every woman every man
Join the caravan of love
STAND UP STAND UP

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Patrician song

pics of body?

what made him muggy?

Can’t help but like Nuno.

>Conor Coady genuinely thinks Wolves's Portuguese signings joined the club not because of Mendes
stupid scouser

Based

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>Brentford - Bradley Walsh for that brief period he was a jazz singer

Not sure if I should rate him or not, he basically had a midtable Premier League team bought for him in the Championship.

>BBC shilling their shitty panel show
Fucking hell

he's a cunt

>found dead in woods near his Essex home
hm

Fucking hell, just like Rise of the Footsoldier?

So easy to imagine Coady as a burglar. Football probably saved him from the scouse life.

Hahaha, Shearer just got OWNED, am I right guys?

>this is what your license fee goes on

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SHEARER LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

Look out mate, I think a cat has puked in your tray

No, it goes to silencing fees to the Savile victims.

Are they only going to talk about Wolves?

should i kill myself lads

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Saville dindu nuffink tho

Ince has literally the strongest cockney accent ive ever heard, and im from London. He sounds like something from a Dickens novel.

This is going to benuldies.

propa legend

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Na

there are no londoners in london anymore boomer

I've been thinking this a lot recently. It's like a switch flipped in my head and I suddenly realised just how lonely I am and how difficult it is to arrest this situation.

There is still pockets of working class Londoners in north west and south east

nah, your mum and dad would be sad

>interview 6 Man U fans
>2 actual Mancs, 3 British Asians and a Londoner

Typical

Meant to reply to this

made me lol at the pakis

#BANTZ

One of them pakis is from FullTime Devils

Paul Ince is such a fanny

anyone have the paul ince tactical masterclass webm?

I literally dont get why Asians born in Leeds or London support Man U or Liverpool.

need a wrighty uncle

thats what they said about foreigners 30 years ago

Hate it when it's a BBC match because I can't shitpost during the match because the BBC site stream is a good minute behind TV.

you could watch it on telly

Aesthetic gold flags

Is Molineux a gay bar now?

HI-HO WOLVERHAMPTON

Social isolation from their communities making them just plastics, sadly.

Check this out on the Bangla Bantams though, clubs should try to make inroads and unify communities

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Martin Keown on commentary

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BASED Jiménez finna dab on DeGay

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Live in a house share m8, my room doesn't have the telly cable in.

Because they win things (or used to, in Liverpool's case)

SLAGS

>those slags

Long live England

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no, pray to God instead

Oof, go sit in your housemates room then. Take some cans.

DEAR LORD THEM SLAGS

phwoar get a load of those slags on the pitch

>pogba captain
worry

If you support teams because they win things does it make it ok to change when they stop winning things?

>mitre
Career ending concussions incoming

my boy coady gonna dab on these inbred mancs

>found a stream for this when it's on normal TV

Haha, what silly boy I am

>those thicc slags
i'd fuck everyone of them, 2bh

>martin keown
mute

I live with a chink who doesn't speak English and some Polish couple who constantly have domestics. Almost got enough for a house deposit.

Hahhahah same here mate. xxxxx

Offt those wolves slags

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The social isolation is self imposed, they view themselves as better than brits

Central London?

Well, neither are ok, but people like that don't care either way.

>it’s a Matic takes 2 years to release a pass episode

Birmingham m8. It's a 2 bed house where the living room has been converted into a bedroom.

I love the Norf. Three bedrooms to meself, cheap as chips, simple as.

Based sociology expert

Nah I live in a very white city but I think it's 40 years of being called Pakis that puts them off yknow.

Black and Asian communities in London tend to support one of either
>Man Utd
>Liverpool
>Arsenal

Regardless of where they're from or what section of London they're from

In part that's because these three teams were some of the first to field big name black players, and on top of that won a lot of things with those players. Also, these three clubs all had much less trouble with racist hooliganism in comparison to the rest of the country. Older generations of black and Asian londoners may have tried to attend West Ham/Millwall/Chelsea/Crystal Palace games and suffered racial abuse or even assault from their own fans. In retaliation many of those people chose to follow football clubs from elsewhere. Examples being Sadiq Khan, who got abused at his local club Millwall and became a Liverpool fan, or Idris Elba, who was scared off by West Ham's racist atmosphere and so sought refuge at Arsenal.

Fucking furfags

>iplayer lagging
ffs whats the point in my mum paying her tv license?

Tbf even like 80 years ago people used to live with two familes of four in one two bedroom house.

>Examples being Sadiq Khan, who got abused at his local club Millwall and became a Liverpool fan, or Idris Elba, who was scared off by West Ham's racist atmosphere and so sought refuge at Arsenal.
OMG BROS BASED AND REDPILL

>I live in a very white city

So your opinion isn’t worth much then.

I'm from Norf but moved here for uni and now work here. Could move back up for cheap living but fuck all jobs.

>using wankplayer

Every one knows NOT to use wankplayer for live tv

They all have a sob story dont they

Fucking hate it when politicians pretend to be football supporters.

>living in a houseshare with JF's
Cannot fathom living like this desu, I live in a house I own.

>le draw 2 defenders on himself before losing possession dabbing merchant

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Utterly based nature documentaries

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1.5ht; 3.5ft; 4-2 correct score; 12 corners mafia fixed

>Rashford holding on to it for too long again
Sick of this shit. You’re not Ronaldo.

these absolute madmen

Are penguins suicidally inclined or something?

anything happened

It won't be the same when Attenborough dies though.

I tried the aceplayer but it's showing Pointless

nowt

based pengs

bet that's a right laugh

all penguins are lithuanians

They're just fucking mental lad, simple as

Anything that lives in colder climates is prone to suicide. Like Russians

They don't win in the final. Their last answer scores 2. No point watching.

man u's midfield are being passive

>Rooney comparrison made
fuck off

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

brehs....

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I'm in a predicament lads. Need your expert advice

>work with a 22 year old girl
>we've started to get a bit more flirty with each other
>lots of hand touching
>we played around snapping a row of chocolate in our mouth
>kisses on the cheeks

Problem is that I've just recently moved into a house with my 5 year gf together but I'm loving this flirting stuff.

Sorry for the blog post. xxxx

>Wolves’ Portuguese midfielders are searching for space at the moment, just as Portuguese authorities searched for Madeleine on that fateful day 10 years ago.
Weird from Keown.

>how many Grannies has Rashford ruined? Their use of stats is selective.

>Go for a shit
>Come back and they're talking about the weather

Take it I missed nothing then

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Turn her shithole inside out and tie it off like a joint of pork

>Can I have your shirt

Fuck off, cunt

How old are you and your splitarse lad?

Knew one of you lads would give me brilliant advice.

>Boly lets the chance die, just like Kate and Gerry let Madeleine bleed out in the hotel room
Bit risque

leave this place

She thinks you're gay m8, this is typical gay best friend behaviour.

>Not saying Blue Hotel
Deserved to lose desu

I'm 27 and she's 22.

this is Yea Forums - sports not /r9k/ m8

My advise is kill yourself

Anyone know who those slags were???

Sort your fucking life out mate, youve been with a woman five years and youre contemplating betraying her. Real life isnt a porn film, grow the fuck up.

Definitely knows I'm not gay. I know she's attracted to me.

Best way to kill myself?

5 at the back fucking bus parkers

I know the feeling lad, my PA and I always touch each other deliberately at work, I'll hug her or she'll stroke my hair or whatever, and she keeps mentioning how she keeps having me in her dreams and stuff, but I don't think there's really much there other than the fact we're bored together all day.

Keep it at work and don't advance it for a bit, probably not worth risking your gf for a bit of a tickle y'know.

Kiddy fiddler

Do something Tony M

>Football this late at night

You've been hanging out the back of a teenage girl you grromed since she was 17 and you were 22? what a fucking nonce.

Best thing is hand yourself into the authorities and take what is coming to you.

Crystal Palace- Stormzy

>my PA

Enjoy getting sacked

If she knows you have a gf then don't go anywhere near her, she will not care about cheating on you in the future.

Go mental with a machete in public then wait until the police shoot you to death

yeah five in the morning is a bit of a pisstake innit

My rough mate from Wolverhampton is a big Wolves supporter. Gets pretty violent about it. He absolutely hates black people, always saying nigger this, nigger that. He's quarter black himself,

the north west is one of the areas with most pakis and all the whites are kikes

The whitest areas are the south west, bromley and the outer east

What part of Wolverhampton are you from lads?

*slurp*

imagine the amount of charisma needed to persuade someone like moutinho to join wolverhampton wanderers

every younger nignog is a chelsea fan
older blacks bangwagon arsenal becuase they where the big club when they came

...

>I'll hug her or she'll stroke my hair or whatever

Yeah we've done this shit before. We know it's wrong but it's a bit of fun.

Already fucked it cause she's met my gf

Good blog post

Jesus this is fucking Eric Dire lads

Hot. Definitely up for some raceplay then

>le useless negro man

suicide bomb at the nearest church tomorrow

Based West Ham

>hugging your PA

Nonce

Ever heard of Pitshanger in Ealing? The place is like a flashback to 1950s England.

>mfw I have to get up at 3am to watch champions league football before work

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Spot on that m8, corker of a post

based

i heard wolverhampton is bottom 5 places to live in england, is it true?

The fucking timber on Luke Shaw

eyy mate thats like 5 mins walk from me
the fish and chips there is pretty tasty

Why does Dougherty think he's Marcelo?

Why the fuck would you advertise a hospital at a football match

Romero > De Gay

You won't beat De Gea from that distance

Its a shithole, but the people are generally nice

Yes, with the most bottom being your moms bumhole

LMAOOO KIDDD

what's Norwegian for "*clap* *clap* VAMOS"?

The Cricket facilities at that club by the park are absolutely smashing

This has been shite

Boring game. Gonna play fifa instead

The Iberians have really got this one sown up

genuinely true

no but is sounds like some old money posh cunt enclave like dulwich village

I feel like some kind of #metoo survivor having sat through this.

It's not nice, but there are some okay parts, like Chapel Ash

Play FM instead

Boys,this game is boring.

Tell me about your day.

>the cricket facilities are smashing
what the ever loving fuck are you doing in this thread

Boring game, gonna play Sensible Soccer instead

Not enough brainlet press in this game

is FM or fifa better

lost £50 betting on swansea and played red dead 2

Zoomers fuck off

standard base level of miserable

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You can like more than one sport

Muh melancholy kicks in
Spacing out all day
Watching football for nothing la

KOM IGJEN!

My Aunt's husband was born there. I went to a barbecue at his parents house and it was fucking massive and they had a balcony that overlooked fields with sheep in them and shit. Don't know what the city centre is like but the suburbs are cosy as fuck.

Cleaned up the flat, played some FIFA and Bloodborne, tried to get rid of a weird malware on my laptop, now making steak and chips while watching the match. 7/10 Saturday.

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Iktf

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never been but usually I use the tennis courts in summer
checked

What a crock of shit. You can hardly find a black Chelsea fan anywhere in the stands.

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One is management the other is direct control of the players. Not really comparable. Would recommend getting FM touch on steam if you're interested and see how you get on

went into town. put my guitar in for repair. watched a much better game Man City - Swansea

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Not been a classic game, has it lads.

Genuinely looking forward to a nicely lubricated wank over mature women at half time lads.

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>no minute’s silence for the 49 killed in NZ

Shameful

went to therapy, she told me to make classes less boring i should talk to people, i know she is correct but i'm afraid i'll annoy people

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yeah but from your manner i'm guessing you're not from manchester or wolverhampton
and this game has been dull as fuck so what's the point in you being here?

Rashford and Lingard are just glorified Welbecks

Ole hasn't unlocked this Wolves defence,

Gutted after watching the Swansea match, probably play DMC after this game.

>lubricated wank
>lubricated
wankstein over here

The HTC Vive Pro I ordered arrived, so I've been setting it up in between the football games.

WTF was that unit

>wolverhampton is a shitho-

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What's Tommy Welbeck up to these days?

I'm in awe.

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becuase the tickets cost an absolute fuck ton, 90% of the fans at arsenal are white too

Walk around croydon or watch a rap video and your see loads of niglets in chelsea shirts

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I just generally enjoy watching football irregardless of the quality.

Just for a treat since it's the weekend mate

was there some chernobyl-like event that turned the people of wolverhampton into deformed retards?

Lmao at people who masturbate to porn or other useless media

I masturbate to yoga/flexibility videos and spill my load whilst learning new yoga stretches.

Might as well paint a sign outside that says Romanians/Polish gangs - please rob me.

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BLOCKS YOUR PATH TO THE SEMIS

:)

More penguins while we wait for goals.

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Just for (You)

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Based Darlow with the kick it at arm tactic

NO ERA

That’s a fucking penalty.

NO ERA

Hope this fine specimen has had children and so passed on her UNIT genes.

WHO??

proper shite game, this

Martial is a waste of space

lmao

Based doggo absolutely destroying the yogathot

Andi James

only in paris

Is this /span/ now?

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absolutely mogged

off on a night out on tuesday with this lass i fancy from work, she has a bf but told her mate she proper wants me and is considering leaving him, gonna smash her then leave her for maximum banter

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can't wait for Lineker's wry remarks at the break lads

De gay would've conceded that.

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Romero > De Gay

Dago Dalto is bloody dreadful

>Willy Bolly
Is it common to name your child Willy in Britain?

Rashford has been disgraceful these last two games

fuck you smalling, you fucking retard.

Based. Hope you smash her, pal.

FUUUUUUUCK

Thanks Norway, i came here for these screencaps

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He's french

He's French, you pleb

Sure son

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70mil for de gea anyone?

I'll give you a biscuit for him

r8 gato

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more common in ireland and scotland than england, in my experience.

Where you from in Japan lad? What food do you like?

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Why do Jamaicans never post on Yea Forums? I never seem them posting

>no Matic for the semifinal

Oh no!

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like 3 united players haven't been shite

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Textbook semen slurper

awww :3

Thanks Willy

Nagoya la
Yakiniku I guess

>nothing personal kid

Is 'her mate' bongspeak for 'her bf'? If my gf had the nerve to call me 'her mate' I'd go back to fapping to /gif/ and eating my own cum again jeez

hE LITERAlly opens his eyes just as the shit hits him

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What a crappy first half. Why are Portuguese coaches so defensive?

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Leicester is Engelbert Humpadink mate.
West mids owns this though

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Half time micks?

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Are you Japanese? Why are you in Japan?

someone get a glass of water

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Can Matic just fuck off already?

birmingham city are elo

I'd say that's cute, but the penguin definitely wants to eat the butterfly

No, her mate means her friend

evolution really did take the piss sometimes

Hasn't Paul Ince got lovely dark black hair for a 51 year old? No grays at all

Natural selection at work, the dumbass ducks that try to run get killed.

ty

>not The Streets

It was a clear penalty.

Yes I am, born and raised in Japan la

#brexitmeansbrexit

no this lass from work showed me texts from her cos i asked if she fancied me

>Lineker with a cheeky remainer joke

fucking queer

haha brexit haha

>implying

Cool, I'm not actually a weeb but I really want to visit Japan tbqh

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I;ve never seen a more befuddled tiger though

What will happen if they draw?

>Gary banging on about Brexit

Very comfy/10

>gonna smash her then leave her for maximum banter
honestly this is best for her relationship

hello racists

Kek true, you could build tanks from them. Shit balls

It will be very painful... For us to watch.

A referendum

it's probably in my top 3 but i've seen more befuddled ones

Adonis is wanking himself off right now

>nagoya
oof yikes

Extra time and pens if needed, no replays this round

If you weren't English what would you like to be lads?

For me id rather be dead tbqh.

Fushimi inari shrine would be best I guess
so many shrine gates out there, feels like you enter anothbr world la

would love a shit like that rn. been struggling with constipation recently

>they've probably been friends for 120 years

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Jesus

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Psyllium husk, mate.

Either American or Jap. Maybe not Jap because I'd definitely have killed myself by now

Extra time then RNGenalties

Not half bad lad

Channel Islander

If I couldn't have that option I would be forced to say Northern.

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And if you were American you'd have been shot by now.

welsh
their proud of being welsh but not in the retarded way scots are

James O’Brien’s expression on the cover really makes me want to buy this book. I bet it’s not snide and condescending at all.

Belgian, Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Portuguese, Swiss, Finnish.

its alright, pretty boring tho

belgian or swiss

1.dead
2.welsh
9001. american
90001. scottish

>Tut a lot and constantly interrupt the people you're talking to

Czech or Hungarian I reckon. Very chill countries where no one gives a fuck, with decent grub, cheap delicious beer and pretty girls.

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shan't

You literally just listed the most boring cultureless countries possible.

I'd say American but I'd imagine school would be a living hell if you're not one of the chads. Or is that only in the movies?

Suomilaiset ebin meme goundry :DDDD

It's basically cherry-picked transcripts from his radio show.

by myself at least

My girlfriend's from Koriyama.
How badly will I want to kill myself if I go live with her there for a bit?

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>school would be a living hell if you're not one of the chads
or not made of kevlar

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GET OUT

im english and id rather be dead

exhilarating watch
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>Should unironically be a good game

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>third one
God, I wish that were me.

shall not

>me and the oneitus

Yes they are. Their whole identity revolves around hating the English and England. They're the same as Scots, just thicker.

Is she Japanese?
Koriyama isn't that bad I guess
a little bit close to Fukushima nuke plant tho

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If you live somewhere nice it's always a competition. Best grades, best player on the team etc. They're just zero-banter worker-drones you occasionally have a laugh with.

t. Lived in upstate New York for a few years

Sin Cara's let himself go

Na they have their own language and folk culture unlike the Scots

Very based

Also you can smoke in pubs, as God intended

El lupo...

You don’t know much about Scotland.

>man utd
>not the stone roses

Lads..

Lads..

>Rashturd

Yes she's Japanese.
That's alright, my sperm wont be as irradiated as everybody else there.

paris, france
paris is my favourite city in the world and moody feminist parisien women are my ultimate fetish

pacemerchant

Is this just on transfer fees?

>Their whole identity revolves around hating the English and England
I barely even think about England most of the time. Why are you so up your own arses, thinking everyone's obsessed with you? Literally America-tier.

not racist i like rashford but i wish that dirty ugly mutt nigger lingard would die a violent painfull death infront of all his loved ones

Would literally prefer to not exist than be anything other than white English

Only a Welsh person would post this.

You've just proven my point.

>liking the french
Looks like youre already not English

honestly not sure, it could be all made up numbers for all i know
satisfying though

It doesn't seem that way in the /rug/ threads

It's like a fucking roulette lmao

A real mixed bag

>implying anyone in paris is french

barely anyone speaks gaylick and scots isnt a real language

Imagine being from the UK but not England

brits are notable francophiles retard

elton john - watford
stone roses - man united
michael nonce jackson - fulham

Rural southern England and rural northern France are basically the same country

No you can't, mate. At least not in the Czech Rep.

probably, a lot of football fans seem to think that that's the only way money goes in/out of a club

Turdrash

so when is this '' ole meme magic '' begin?

What about being from England, but Muslim?

you're right, pitcairn islanders are all rapists

absolute state of this post, it fucking stinks

"Historic" Scottish culture is almost entirely an invention of Victorian nobles because the Queen had a hard-on for Scotland.
Save for modern Scottish culture of drinking buckfast and deep frying everything, it's built mostly on lies

My thoughts exactly. Sitting in a pub garden on a mild summers day with a pint of lager, eating a roast dinner, watching one of the many sports we invented is literally the pinnacle of human existence.

Scotland is FAR more comfortable with its culture and identity compared to England. You can be really nationalistic up here and people consider it normal. Any time you see someone with an England flag in England you assume they’re on their way to an EDL march.

urban southern england and northern pakistan are basically the same country

Daft isn't it when the wage bill will usually be greater than their transfer bill

4channel =/= real life

cmon wolves!

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Behave yourself mate.

how about being able to own land?>

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scots are plastic nationalists like the swedes, they also fly the flag everywhere, for them nationalism is being more torelant than them stupid sassanch bigots

R O M E R O

based

>northern pakistan
Azad Kashmir looks beautiful tbf. Shame the people there are fucking awful.

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>Que?

I think my life peaked when Harry Maguire headed in against Sweden and my mate's Chicken and Rib combo went absolutely flying across the bar desu

technically brexit never really happened tho, right?

Fucking save

Romero is legit better than 90% of PL starting keepers

wolves have mourinho'd the fuck out of this game

>e x p o s e d

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Easily. Only De Gay, Alisson and Ederson are better.

What other goalkeepers have become managers?

I can't think of any

Love the SNP and their badges though they can barely contain how arseblasted they are.

lmaaaaoo

Seems like a nice respectable lad

All that money year in and year out spent by liverpool
>we're the good guys
hahahaha

Fucking United are gonna win 1-0 in injury time aren't they?

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nigel farage is a filthy french london controlled opsition cunt

>when you love democracy so much that you want 2 consecutive votes about the same thing

Based Remainers

Why does it sound like the crowd is underwater?

heheh

Another earthquake la

If the title is still live on the last day, wolves are going to be a nightmare

what a pleasant and open-minded young man.

NEW

dino zoff

Nigel Adkins
Ian Walker
Walter Zenga

I was watching that game in a village country club in Essex, had the whole place (about 50 people) singing God Save the Queen.

Led By Donkeys are absolutely based.

>200 people turned up for Farage's walk to London which he isn't even walking

Lel

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I'd have a pint with him, good chap

Sexy Nige

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>before pol
>after pol

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They like the EU's system of democracy where you keep voting until you give the answer the government wanted when they so graciously let you choose

i dont get the point of them posters, the vote wasnt electing nigel farage as dictator for life

I agree with you for what it's worth
don't get it, obviously gets twitter favourites and retweets but irrelevant

A cute face and an okay fuck is not worth losing 5 years of your life bruv

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

m8 scots are bigoted as fuck, just towards catholics instead of nigs and pakis

Lindelof was saying in portuguese "Vai tomar no cu" - "Go take it up the ass" to Jota

Scots dont like catholics?