/seriea/ Thread - Er Minestraro edition

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>Friday 15th of March
Cagliari 2 - 1 Fiorentina (52' Joao Pedro; 66' Ceppitelli; 88' Chiesa)
>Saturday 16th of March
Sassuolo 3 - 5 Sampdoria (15' Defrel; 36' Quagliarella; 38' Boga; 39' Linetty; 46' Praet; 63' Duncan; 72' Gabbiadini; 90+2' Babacar)
SPAL 2 - 1 Roma (22' Fares; 53' P Perotti; 59' P Petagna)
20:30 Torino - Bologna
>Sunday 17th of March
12:30 Genoa - Juventus
15:00 Atalanta - Chievo
15:00 Lazio - Parma
15:00 Empoli - Frosinone
18:00 Napoli - Udinese
20:30 Milan - Inter

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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>VAR

>worse than two outside of the box penalties and an offside goal
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Though that's the worst penalty I've ever seen. It's not a dive and it's something that happens multiple time in one match
>Kean > Schick
That was never in doubt

2nd for >tfw no dark eyebrowed Riomma gf

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>Roma slipped
>Crisi Inda
>no Icardi or Nainngolan
Oh boy i can't fucking wait for Gattuso to park the bus for 90 minutes just to let it slip in overtime.

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I hope we see some Kean for 90 minutes tomorrow

SPAL played better and fully deserved to make points

Let's be real Piatek is scoring at minimum two goals

petagna is a GOD (but only ironically)

For me, it's Nicolussi

The Sud-Tirolean Frenkie de Jong

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>Roma

Ranieri did it bros he did it. he unlocked SPAL when nobody thou-- oh wait

He's gonna humiliate Handanovic

>"Now that EDF and Monchi are out, the 4th place is ours!"
>"Just put Schick in lmao no problems"
>"Zaniolo is the GOAT, of course he can hold a 4th piece midfield by himself"
>"DDR can just play 90 minutes every week lmao"

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>Le stand still and watch the ball go in man

Is this a "things nobody said" post?

I think this pretty much ends the season for Roma. Inter should be very grateful

youtube.com/watch?v=1LY8d2AkhzI
Why did he break /seriea/? Was it just the heart issue? Was it because his dream move to Juve fell through?

Piontec is going to spend 90 minutes alone in the opponent's half between 2 defenders trying to knock balls kicked at him randomly down with on one to support him when he somehow actually menages to do it.

iirc he got injuried right after joining Roma and had injury problems ever since

that's right, and he will score at least two goals

For me it's Hans Nicolussi Caviglia

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Still going to score.

Still three points and ten matches if inter loses, with Inter vs Roma to be played and Inter has a way worse schedule. At this point it's just a who can pull their shit together faster.
Even Milan is at 4 points (but with a favourable direct match up) though they're better of as a team.

Inter is desperate enough and Gattuso is too much of a pussy to go all in from the start like Eintracht did. Milan is straight up the better team so of course they're the favorites, maybe it won't be a complete disaster.

So what are the chances Roma actually goes in and buys some players this summer

He just had like a good 4 months in a midtable team, it was Roma's fault to fall for the hype, expecially after the heart issues

>if inter loses
Draw at worse, Gattuso won't let his players leave their half of the field, expect Biglia as striker

Well they are going to be forced to sell their good players like every season so they'll have to buy someone to replace them at least. No one good tho.

They are not good enough, or rich enough, to get good players so dont worry about it.

They should get Marega or Zivkovic

That's true but for some reasons I think Milan will choke (maybe they draw). Don't think Milan is that better but at leat they don't have civil wars. Have to say this competition for 3th and 4th place is just sad, next year will be another where 2 or 3 teams goes back to EL or get out like Roma did

they will be selling any player that will fetch a decent price if they don't qualify for the champions league.

Zaniolo is gonna look great at Juve

Is Torino based?

Based and Granatapilled

They play like shit but for some reasons they ended up being the 3rd most successful team since January behind Juve and Milan

This game is lit

thank you spal

Mazzarri is lowkey the GOAT

>park 3 big guys in front of the goal
>Sirugu GOATing it up
>kick down anyone that passes trough midfield
>score on set pieces/counters

Unironically the only game Juve is going to lose this season

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I don't see how any of those things would be a bad thing

Nah Kean will take care of them

i didn't say they are, you (?) said that you didn't know how they menaged to make so many points and i explained how they did it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nsa7Eu-70b8

>Ansaldi scores
>it's somehow an OG
MY FANTA REEEEEEEE

Why didn't Inter keep Ansaldi? Him and Telles were the only decent fullbacks they had during these miserable years

Kean really is by far the most talented player to come through the Juve youth system since Marchisio.

They'll sell and buy like always. If Roma doesn't make it in CL they'll just sell more but I don't think they'll just sell more.
The problem is there's not even that many players to sell like last year.
Dzeko has one year left in his contract
Manolas has a 35m clause and Pellegrini a 30m one. That's "a lot" to have in hand all at once, but still not enough for a whole session.
Under has vanished.
Unironically don't think Zaniolo will be sold because that would completely kill the team.
Fazio, Perotti, El Sharaawy, karsdorp, Florenzi, Pastore and so on are worth nothing.
The problem with Monchi isn't simply that he destroyed a team but that he built a shit one with a lot of deadweight and didn't sell some players that clearly were past their prime.
They have to go and find deals and loans with obligations to buy next year, because there's no way this team can handle two years without CL and try to ressurect some players.
I still think Pallotta might sell, adding on the price the fact that the stadium is """almost""" ready to be built

>they'll just sell more but I don't think they'll just sell more
wew. I don't think they'll be able to sell that much more *

Ansaldi is not good as a fullback, wich is why he flopped at Inter. A Genoa and now Torino he played as wingback and even midfielder recentyl
same, the ball was clearly going in wtf

Under, Dzeko, Pellegrini all gone IMO and probably Manolas as well.

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well duh, they didn't produce anyone worth shit since then

If you only knew how bad things really are

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Who is going to be the retard that is going to pay 35 millions for Manolas and 30 for Pelegrino?

Manolas just screams Arsenal desu

I would be sad watching Bologna go desu, they don't deserve it. Since Chievo is already going down it might as well be a true miracle and we could get rid of Udinese as well

It actually does, you're right

Manolas-Sokratis all greek CB partnership in the fight for 4th spot

35m for Manolas ins these days' market is not too much imo, if you consider it's about as much as Man U paid Bailly and less than Lindelof

>Let's not play with fullbacks guys, what is the worst that could happen?

Inter and Roma should have swapped coaches. EDF at inter would have been great.

>manolas
please no, for every good moment there are 10 brainfarts from him and he will get punished for trying to be zidane outside his own area
kos - sokratis - holding are actually solid enough

BASED FUCKING POLI FULL OF ENERGY

lel

One can hope, with Miha Bologna is doing goo too, even why they lost they played well like against Roma and Genoa, i see Empoli in worse shape

Manolas is making a shit load of mistakes this year, but if you actually watch roma you can see how many times he actually saves the team from the other retards next to him and from the invisible midfield. Put him in an actual functioning defense and 35m is a gift with this prices. Pellegrini has dipped in the last few months but still has potential.

Form is usually completely irrelevant in Milan - Inter games. But I just don't see how Inter can rise to the occasion. They've played like absolute dogshit for several months, unable to even attack.

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just play the barca match video and without doubt some EPLel would pay even more than 35m.

That's unfair, without Mauro things got better, Inter looked pretty good against Fiorentina before getting refballed. Games against SPAL and Eintracht weren't a complete disaster, and as you said form and morale had a big part in that. Inter has no way to control the game hard enough to avoid the inevitable Piontek goal, but if Chievo could put Milan in check so can Inter.

>rating turdino

(You)

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nice

>"Tell me what to do, magic watch"
>"Point at me and scream like a madman Walter"

top kek

Based Mazzarri, he's a meme goldimine. Eplel customers couldn't appreciate him properly

Which team to support in serie A ??????? Leaning towards Inter coz of Mourinho past glory and memes

Someone post the flowchart

>Leaning towards Inter
only if you like telenovelas desu

What an absolute meme game

Inter is definitively the most entertaining, other teams play 90 minutes per week but Inter is a constant rollercoaster

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Rollercoaster goes up and down, inter is a downward slide

youtube.com/watch?v=d-9MXWfaK60
it's the diarrhea

Don't go with Inter

Fiorentina it is

K I N O

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>"Palacio is the most intelligent player of Serie A"

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wtf happened in the Torino match

oh wow this is pretty
gonna be a shame when they demolish it

based but bluepilled

I would rather drink with you /seriea/ lads than with my real life piece of shit friends, take that as you may

See you tomorrow for the absolute state of the derby

My brain tells me the derby will be a shitfest with AC Milan winning easily thanks to Piatek but Im still excited.

I thought Mihaklovic was a meme

Hope we'll attract a few outsiders just to give them a glimpse of a patrician 0-0 derby

It will be an absolute shitshow can't wait for the tourists tears

Gattuso will park the bus HARD
Inter won't be able to string 2 passes together
It will be a 0-0 with no shots on target

>19 goals in 4 games
That's not right fras

dont you worry the derby will correct these wrongs

plz no

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Imagine Gattuso in the Joe Rogan podcast

tomorrow it's either milan in the cl confirmed, or gattuso unequivocally exposed as a shit tier coach who will lose to this inter

Deep down in you heart you know this is true

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I unironically know you feel my man.

*Time by Pink Floyd playing quietly in the distance*

yeah i think 3 points would confirm CL
big match
and gattuso usually shits the bed in big matches

realistically which club will be dumb enough to buy pastore from roma?

China or bust

Why is this general the only ABI of the whole board? Everyone seems to like Inter the most outside here.

>Why is this general the only ABI of the whole board
it really isn't, a poll confrimed that Inter cstomers are the majority in these threads, they are just playing like shit recently so everyone is either laughing at them or depressed because they support them.
>Everyone seems to like Inter the most outside here.
nobody watches Serie A outside of here, they just formtheir opinions ontheir childhood memories and memes

I hope Gattuso will try to win today and not park the bus like he usually does against top teams. Come one, take a risk. Even if they lose, Milan will still be four points clear from Roma.

>I hope Gattuso will try to win today and not park the bus

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>implying the people here actually watch the games
I'm just here for the spaghetti slags and memes

I want to believe.

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Berlusconi always says that. Man is in love with 2 striker formations, particularly the 4-3-1-2.

Not that I disagree with him, but Suso sucks, I can see Paqueta behind Cutro-Piatek working.

>TFW Inter
Will the pain ever end bros?

Inter wins the derby tomorrow in injury time ith a goal from either D'Ambrosio or Gagliardini

He will park the bus and he will start Calabria and Suso again instead of playing offensively and starting Conti and Samu.

Pls

>Implying it won't be from a dodgy cross from Candreva for maximum memes

...and finishes the season at 7th place

For me, it's Calabria hattrick and Conti OG

Friendly reminder

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My oneitis is 31 and single

But I still love her. Should I marry her despite her reluctance to have sex with me?

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Cringe and Bluepilled

>start conti
>concede

>start calabria
>don't concede
hmmmmmmmmm......

>Lecchese defending

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Please don't make me track all of the games in which Calamerda started and we conceded this season.

Not to mention it wasn't Conti's fault Milan conceded but Laxalt's.

>stop watching /seriea/

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Laxalt doesn't come from Lecco you faggot kike.

Oy vey, my rabbi is going to hear about this!

How do you rehab a kid from tablet addiction? My 5 yo nephew is just like the child in that picture

Reminder that defenders are not allowed inside the penalty box anymore, which means Gattuso can't park the bus

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The penalty Roma got was much more bullshit.

Inter draws the house brother

I don't like Brie Larson that much but in this shot she is fucking hot

Of course, Albania.
What? Most people here are inter supporters. A few Juve, Roma and Fiorentina fans, a lot of Milan customers from all around the world that only come out when Milan is playing or they want to talk about their fantasy transfer market + one retard shitting every thread with his shit """opinions""".
Laughing at Inter is simply a fun activity we all partake in, even Inter fans.

...

>I'd like to speak to the manager please

>Page 5

I'm tired as fuck but if I manage to stay awake to see the F1 I'll bump once more... 2 hours to go... Dream about me ;)

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Probable line-up vs Inter
>Milan (4-3-3): Donnarumma; Calabria, Musacchio, Romagnoli, Rodriguez; Kessie, Bakayoko, Paquetà; Suso, Piatek, Calhanoglu.

He never learns.
Can't wait for this piece of shit to be sacked.

>sfinter locker room is divided between italian, south americans, and slavs. Also icardi isn't in good terms with perisic, brozo, and handa
da fuck, who the mole is? How mad is Spalleto?

also
>app.football-italia.net/?referrer=https://www.football-italia.net/135852/source-inter-split-factions#article/footballitalia-135852

Well, Ferrari is still shit, read you later

Most of the people making fun of Inter here are Inter customers, I dare you to survive supporting this team without making any irony about it. Someone like Albania would have hanged himself years ago.
It's probably based Froggy telling us that the real problem was the bald fraud all along

by putting his head between thighs

>better tackler
>better at dispossessing
>more clearances p/g
>better goalscorer
How can Conti even compete?

How shit is donnarumma? i thought he was having a good season

holy shit the chasing pack is fuckign up. atalanta can get to same level as roma now. im thinking inter will win but dunno.

>some retards actually asking for Ranieri to be sacked and to bring Di Francesco back
Imagine thinking you can magically fix a shit team in six training sessions with half the team injuried or suspended.

At least Turdino slipped. Also Lazio is a game down and that's against Empoli at home so it's basically 3 free points, they effectively pass Roma if they win

it's udinese not empoli

stumbled onto this gem, kek

youtube.com/watch?v=zH3eWlgwXCg

>Some Juventus and even Genoa supporters have reportedly demanded refunds on their tickets after Cristiano Ronaldo was left out of the game.

people are actually supporting players instead of teams..

>Baldissoni approaching Sabatini
>the director asked for free rein over the market
Oh hell no. Not again. He's half dead too.

Jesus Christ, what has Allegro done

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Masterful 3-5-2 tic tocs

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i thought mandzukic would be rested

>chad rugani IN

nice

Based

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those adidas jerseys looked so much better than the puma ones

They really went from good looking to shit fast

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Damn, Bonucci really did shift the balance

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Also, it's Recoba's birthday, he turned 43 today.

Say something nice about him

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>spinazolla on the bench again
he did very well against atletico last week desu

Dzeko and Fazio's birthdays as well

But I remember that one Recoba gol

Hmmm

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Fukken magician

Any streams? I'm too poor for dazn

fuck it. ill take it. better option than all other rumoured options

Alex Sandro shocking as always

Mandzukic is even worse

shh....

Mattia GOATin

footybyte

Remember those two goals?

One (1) Koamè please

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very rude

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Dubs and Genoa get a cheeky 1-0 win today

>Dubs and Genoa get a cheeky 1-0 win today
roll

BENULDY

where can i livestream juve match?

usbuzz.us/2019/03/genoa-vs-juventus-1130-gmt.html

how in the world is this a penalty lmao

Based VAR

thanks user

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>juVARtus

>Milan vs Inter

Is this gonna be good?
Or a typical Italian catenaccio snoozefest?

Looking at the table, it's a very interesting match-up, but I'm a bit skeptical about Italian top matches....

patrician 0-0 on the cards

Milan derby rarely are high-scoring games desu

I suspect Barcelona Betis and even PSG Marseille will be better

Ah yes, we're so going to crush Ajax

You will

somewhere in a parallel universe we didn't let his prime be on loan at Venezia and he blooted all the way to the 98 scudetto.

>95 free kick accuracy
>97 curling
>94 dribble accuracy
>94 shot power
>95 technique

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based favela zoomer

Milan and Inter are both really shit, but are somehow 3rd and 4th. They would both end up dead last in a CL group, beating a Cyprus team once at home, but losing away - exiting the groupstage with 3 points total.

>95 free kick accuracy
*against posts

Suuuuure. That's why Inter were even with Tottenham.

This Milan team would qualify for the second round in most groups.

>0 shots on target vs Genoa
He's done it again, the madman

Bernard Heskey IN
Moisey IN

Oh so VAR can actually call out mistakes. Who would have though?
*gets knocked out of EL*

MASTERFUL
TICTOCS

Baaed pigeons

Juventus will never score playing like this

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Based.

Why was the goal reffed?

VAR'd for what?

emre can offside

why it has been canceled?

They just VAR the goal away without saying or showing anything? HOW?

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Nice refball

>this broadcast directing

>pandev on
based

How good is Ajax lads? What istheir style of play?

>They just VAR the goal away without saying or showing anything? HOW?
Can't stand this shit from the refs, they should do as rugby and american handball and state their decisions.

UEFA publish something explaining the VAR decisions in the CL

All leagues should do something similar

anyone who isnt blind saw emre can offside when receiving the ball

>0 (zero) shots on target after 65 minutes

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>Mandzukic still on the pitch

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WARM UP FOR ME

STURARO SIGHTING

wtf

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STURAROOOOOOOO

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

LADS
LADS

STRURATO

STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO STURARO

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Ah yes this match isn’t rigged

Poetic

STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO STURATO

Shouldn't have sold him to Genoa

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Based warm up for me

>sturaro

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wtf did the goalkeeper do

>YOU'RE A WARMED UP GUY
>FOR YOU

>did bet e100 on Juve
thanks useless shits

They show the replay after the decision so that people won't bet based on it.

>JJUST

Imagine if Juventus first loss in the league comes from Genoa and the warmed up one himself.

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We call it "La ley del ex" in Spanish.
Players always score against their former clubs

mad shit
mattarella return money

>First goal since February 2016
B A S E D

is tsu playing?

Next edition better be about Sturaro and not some useless derby shit that only brings tourists

Emre cancro

where are cuadrado and douglas costa?

Juve used all their monthly cash to bribe for the champions league

>he made the bet
>short the JJ indefinable run

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>losing your undefeated streak to Genoa with Sturaro scoring the winning goal

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Kek

I thought Juve would win the title without any defeat. God damnit

any webms of the warmed up one scoring

>Sturaro
Sturaro
>Sturaro
Sturaro
>Sturaro
Sturaro

No, that's why his fanbois want juve to lose

WARM UP FOR ME STUPRATO

wtf pt. 2

wew lads

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>those mad genoa 100 km/h cannibals

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Pandev 1+1 goat.

>papa there is no ronaldo
>I know, I know we will demand a refund
>HALMA HALMA, but look there is tge great sturaro himself
>PAPA I WANT A STURARO SHIRT
>merchandiser, warm one up for me

>bonucci literally just watching

>don't play tsu
>lose

well i'm not suprised

Did they break a window?

Bravo Juventus & Bravo Allegri as usual

Even after that Atletico match, I still want Max out

OH NO NO NO NO

ALL BOW DOWN

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is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece, is greece

wtf bros

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>implying this wasn't rigged just to justify Sturaro's price

Virgin Rugani vs Chad Sturaro is happening again, lads

jesus christ juventus is a pathetic team without poonaldo

Is Kouame actually elite?

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If Inter wins today Lautaro is better than Gabigol and Dybala

Can we kill Emre can PLEASE?

>trips
>celebrates the goal

based

why would the Jj customers in here seethe when they are +15 points off the 2nd place and literally playing with their 2nd team?

They had really similar matches with Ronaldo on the pitch this season though.

>el rugANO

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Rugani and Perin are really shit players

they're pathetic with him too user, they had several serie a games where they got dominated with very few shots on goal

una magia

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those people know shit about football more than allegri

Pjanic just said porcoddio to Stirato taking the free-kick lmao

REEE FUCK YOU JUVENTUS YOU COST ME SO MUCH MONEY

no one has won the league without losing a game afaik

Is that some kind of Rorschach test?

>kuroglav
lmao

invincibles season gone

>2nd team
Only players from the 2nd team are
>Perin
>Caceres
>Rugani
The rest are usually starters

>bernard heskey

...

>betting on a team that has a 15+ points lead, just played an intense CL game and is playing away

fool

Juventus already did under Conte.

And Chiellini, the problemo is that there is no one to put order to that defense if Chielligod is not there, even if he is old, and you cannot trust boipussy at all to do that, good movements, good long passes, but no heart man, he just stands there sometimes. And with the attack mandzu has slowed down a lot and those crosses all match have been itter shit, also dybala became retarded after the voided goal.

they already did it

still 0 shots on target for jewventus

To be fair that was really good passing and movement. Genoa with the biggest upset of the season haha!

Is there anyone who can stop a fully warmed-up Sturaro?

shouldn't have sold benatia desu

>finish eating
>open phone
>JJ got Sturato'd
He finally warmed up

He was also error prone. Still better than Bonucci though.

the mark of dickfuck

OUT

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Same reason Real Madrid fans boo their players despite having won CL 4 times in the last 5 years.

Sturararararararararararararar

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Nice undefeated season you got there Allegro

>you can't criticize players who play like shit currently just because they won titles in the past

gg wp

Conte at least went through the season undefeated. And he has the same amount of CL titles as Allegro, too

The world cup was so fun, I miss it.

>only 6 shots in total
>0 shots on target
They're finally back to the Juve we know

Redpill me on sudtiroleans

Why? They told me he became good after last Tuesday. They told me Jewve played really well against Athletico

>"Are you proud of me, Mister?"
>"You warmed up good, Sturato. You warmed up good."

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Wow Juventus are only 15 points ahead of Napoli the league is surely competitive and open and interesting

>forgetting about the good old "allegri throws a game on purpose so he can keep everyone in check" tictoc

When Juventus drop points, Napoli also drop points - like it's a gentleman's agreement or something. Everyone ITT will be dead before Napoli wins Serie A.

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>that man
>handsome
I don't see it

I think this shows juve as weakmind. They came buckets after saving their ucl campaing on tuesday. Strongmind team would have breezed this with business as usual mentality

>the league isn't competitive
We got a 6 team run for european spots, close game left and right, small teams getting their small share of wins. Serie A is great, JJ is just on another level (and it couldn't be otherwise considering the amount of money they make)

>Juventus won the league undefeated

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It's just Sturaro that's too strongmind when he's warmed up

cuadrado is injured and costa sucks ass

>still mad
t. Luca Romanazzi

based and warmpilled
twitter.com/sturaro_stefano/status/613827995443306496

based Gigi "Two wounded people are better than a casualty" Buffon

ah the zoomer gol de turone

This is sfinter new shirt for next season, say something nice about it.

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actually worse than the Roma one, I'm impressed. Nike really needs to pull their shit together and just go crazy on the third kits rather than the first

Fake and gay but looks good

Move aside sturato, it's ER TENDINA TIME

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you mean 8 team run
don't forget Atalanta and Sampdoria

Rate it

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B A S E D and Rossoblupilled

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i think boipussy is dybala man, not bon. it confused me too.

>Two wounded people are better than a casualty
>implying that's wrong

Romagnoli>Caldara>Rugani

Oh wow, they won a match, I'm sure Jj will never recover

Biraghi - Romagnoli - Caldara - Calabria is the future Italian backline t b h.

for me, it's Mancini

>le score a ton of goals but actually is a lacklustre defender man

So this is why Genoa paid Sturato so much, they included the free 3 points in the deal

twitter.com/enricos100/status/1107006782671593473

he only played badly against Roma

Someone needs to burn nike to the ground, year in and out they put out uglier shit than any of fanmade concept shit

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Is it official now that Rugani should've been sold last year and was only kept because he's italian?

it's terrible, why the random diagonal stripes? It's like they pnalled to make it all diagonal but then they saw everyone hating on it and backpedaled but couldn't ditch the idea completely so they ended up mixing them.

yes, i think he counts as academy player too

Wow they really went overboard with special cards and inflated ratings for the sake of pack sales. Everyone's a fucking superhero and got 99 shooting/positioning and shit.

When I played I could never bring myself to use players I hated.

WTF, what is TSU doing in Japan!

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great set play by Parma there

rate my wall

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When did Sturaro play for Cygames?

CA
PU
TO

t. Cygames employee

>cross
>gets deflected and goes right on the first post
woah what a """"shot"""" by marusic

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this

Sepe is so fucking shit

Are you blind? It was a shot, Sepe is just pure shit

are you? it got deflected

>sParma

I repeat

if rumours are true next year we'll be with new balance

Lazio is more likely to get CL than Roma and, if they lose tonight, Inter. Prove me wrong.

Parma=Juve
Lazio>Parma
Lazio>Juve

We are winning Seria A next year, bros

Parma getting molested furiously.

Holy shit is it becoming a worldwide phenomenon?

based and weebpilled

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What did Inzaghi do to them?
They look like they're on doping

Imagine being Pjaca and the unlicensed version of you is scoring while u cant play for like another full year.

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>goals left and rigth in these meaningless games
>most important game of the week is going to be a 0-0 borefest
classic

>chievo just refusing to die

Look at the table, and what happened to Roma yesterday. They smell blood.

>It's that time of the year when midtable teams just stop giving a shit

And relegation fodder team are more dangerous than teams fighting for Europe

twitter.com/ASRomaWomen/status/1107291140385062912

>tfw Roma women plays better than the men
>le cut inside woman

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Atalanta choke to Chievo, Milan Inter draw and s'abbracciamo

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It's literally too easy to score at women gks, they should reduce the net's size

hang yourself

Allegri: "Unfortunate we lost, but it’s not a tragedy”

After the match against Genoa, the coach relayed his thoughts: "We need to understand that a defeat could’ve happened (at any time) and it is better that it happened today, now we will have time to rest, recover our energy and the injured players."

"It's not a tragedy, but I'm sorry because we wanted to remain unbeaten." The advantage in the standings remains consistent and, therefore, the defeat of Genoa can be absorbed without too much damage. This is the message of Massimiliano Allegri who knew, that after Tuesday against Atletico, that his charges could lose a bit of their form: “The Champions League match certainly weighed heavy (on us). In the first half we risked conceding a goal twice, while we did better in the second, when they dropped a little bit, but we conceded goals and suffered the second straight after the restart. A defeat could’ve happened (at any time) and it is better that it happened today, now we will have time to rest, recover our energy and the injured players."

"You can't play all the games at your maximum," the coach continued. “Today we knew we could have struggled and it may not have been a good game. I'm happy for him (Sturaro) though, because he suffered a lot and today he changed the game. The defeat can do us good, because maybe we thought we already had the league in our pockets and instead we still have to get five victories.”

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>I'm happy for him (Sturaro) though, because he suffered a lot and today he changed the game.
Just like I taught him

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>he doesn't rate Spinazzola

I now remember Younes

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who

>no Ruiz
STURATO IN

who

Played for Ajax and got sold to Napoli last january I think. But after he visited Naples for the first time he tried everything to cancel the move

He wasn't succesful

This german munster.

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>Bonucci: “Just a bump in the road”

Taking a philosophical point-of-view, Juventus defender, Leonardo Bonucci gave his thoughts after the team’s defeat against Genoa: "It’s never nice to lose - he explains - but then again after Tuesday's game, we knew today would be a difficult match from both a physical and mental point of view.”

Bonucci continues: “Today won’t have an impact on our season, it is just a hiccup on our path. Now let's recover after the break and begin again with Empoli. Against Atletico we gave everything to the very end, so this break now in the season is a godsend. Those who will link up with their national teams will be able to recover because they play in a few days, whilst those who stay here will have the opportunity to regain their energy.”

On the match: "We had a good start in the second half and we were trying to create chances. It’s too bad, because the disallowed goal and then the one we conceded took the wind out of sails.”

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>0 italian starters
jesus

i count 3 in the whole match day squad lmao

for me, it's Gaetano

Is Inda seriously going to play in this tonight?

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>when you're not pacey on the wing for 30min

does that shirt resembles the different factions in Inter's locker room?

Lads can Chievo do it?

no way. Empoli is good enough to stay up and even Bologna is trying to unfuck themselves

No, but Bologna may

Would look fucking amazing if not for the retarded diagonal stripes

Who's going to buy De Paul this summer?

why are they in serie a again?

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sold him too cheap

lyon
de paul and depay to shit on psg next year

either Roma, Inter or Chelsea if they can and he's going to be absolutely shit

This is your shirt for tonight /seriea/.

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Did you say anything?

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AMIN AMIN AMIN AMIN AMIN

de paul - de pay
de roon - de rossi - de jong
de lph - de ligt - de vrij - de nayer - de scooglio
de gea

where would they finish in seria

Younes > Insigne

Why is the lower section of san paolo always empty

> @Inter_en with a map of the city printed on their shirts for the derby tonight!
What a nice shirt. Would be a shame if they'll lose wearing this

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>CuliBalle

To leave room for desert after you finish your LASAGNA

Pusi > Boipucci

apparently you can't see shit from there

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Napoli choking
i hate reruns

Is he dead?

>Napoli choking
quite literally

Ospina more like osdead

>concede to Fofana
>die

Unironically voodoo

He usually blocks shots like that, the goal was partly the consequence of the hit in his head, too.

la città di napoli

>napoli choking right after juve drops points
jesus christ they can't even handle the "pressure" when there's a 15 points difference?

What do you think of this guy?

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Say it with me: CRISI NABULE

Why are you posting dangerous terrorists in this wholesome thread?

kek

They always do it. They are the /weakmind/ that's why they will never win anything.

Gold inserts alone make any Inter shirt patrician by default. Sadly every time they try to pull some meme stunts such as these they get humiliated (see all the shit performances in the cum stained third kit)

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Checking in for the late Mertens winner

>juventus loses points
>napoli also loses points
Like clockwork.

You sure didn't complain when they did this in the 2nd goal vs Atletico. You know, the goal that didn't go in.

go suck a dick

how do I filter specific flags

Any good streaming sites to see the derby lads?

I’ve been struggling since plebbit canned rsoccerstreams

you unironically can filter anything you want if you have 4chanx

you'll still have to read all the retards actually answering to him

r/redsoccer

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>sushit
reeeee

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Only Capello Milan in the 90s afaik
Also Verona finished undefeated in the 70s but didn't win it.

Cunte Juve doesn't count because of the Muntari goal incident.

4chanX hides those too

I can see this happening

De Paul to replace Pastore
Or
De Paul & Insigne for Hazard
Or
De Paul for Icardi

Based.

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Shut the fuck up.

Today, I don't want to hear a peep from you. Your opinions today, are less valid that they would normally be.

I hate the autistic stripes in the middle.
Blues need to be deeper.

MILK

Apologize

You knew this lineup a week in advance.

>Your opinions today, are less valid that they would normally be.
Can't go lower than zero mate.

Reminder that Milik > piatek

i will never not feel despair whenever sushit starts for Milan

Keep seething faggots.

Yep, we will lose.
Unless Piatek pulls a masterclass and saves us.

>i will never not feel despair whenever calamerda starts for Milan
this is me

No, this is you

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Ospina is DEAD

RIP

very unexpected

>no Joao Mario
Is this hope I'm feeling?

dutch kike pls

Source is required for your claim

You are an insufferable cunt shiqptar

MERTENS
3
R
T
3
N
5

Cam on Milik dab on em some more

Shiqptar, you are a fucking disgrace

Inter is actually supposed to wear light blue, they are called "neroazzurri" and not "neroblu" for a reason, their original kits were closer to that one than to the one they wear now

The curse of the second leg Milano derby

Same to you it*liano

I didn't say deep blue, just a bit deeper.
Something like this

Implying he isnt doing somewhat well this season and that that turd vecino shouldnt be benched instead

This is going to be a slaughter

twitter.com/NapoliAndNaples/status/1107343757815496704?s=09

It's going to be a boring uneventful match that will probably end on a draw or 1-0 for Inter.

that's too deep alredy, this is how they used to be

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Is he going to be ok?

...

Yeah this is good actually.
Seems to be the right balance.

The other one just seemed too light, almost green-ish.

> 1-0 after goal at 55' and subsequent bus parking

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>37 goals already
>JJ the only one goalless

Remember to send pics of the choreographies dutchbro

Posting Jew qt's to fill the thread

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I thought curva nord refused to do choreo tonight

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I'm not there sadly, it's from twitter

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they changed idea, at least that's wha rumors said

They said they will do a choreo to dedicate it to some victim who died recently.

i'm tear apart today. I don't want inda to loose but if they loose chingchong overlords might do something productive and finaly let the bald fraud go.

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...

Thanks fren

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nice. would look even better with short hair imo