/heem/ UFC London Thread

SAY THE LINE BRITAIN

>SWEET CAROLIIIIINE
BUM BUM BUM

Askren don't want that heat

>Jorge Masvidal knocked out Darren Till
Jorge Masvidal knocked out Darren Till
>Jorge Masvidal knocked out Darren Till
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Jorge Masvidal knocked out Darren Till
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Jorge Masvidal knocked out Darren Till
>Jorge Masvidal knocked out Darren Till
Jorge Masvidal knocked out Darren Till

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girls wearing leather jackets are so hot. post moar

Till will come back stronger than ever like mogumba and volcano, it always takes 2 loses

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NO DARREN NOOOOOO

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Honestly I would have ate that left hook no problem. My chin is literally granite.

Till really is the next Bisping

getting flushed just like Bisping did at UFC 100

So was Till EXPOSED fellas? Y/N

thread is going so fast no one will post their favourite trap

DARREN "THE TOILET FLUSH" TILL

>all he had to do was repeat this

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>only 26 he’s gonna be a tiger!
He’s going to talk like Rocky at 30 kek

why does the ufc keep falling for these joe rogan hype jobs?

he got his bells rung by the sprinting dick kick at the start of the fight

>
Better challengers than whatever Woodley faced

He was already exposed vs Tyron tbf

In many ways till won the fight

>TOILET TILL FLUSHED
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TOILET TILL FLUSHED

Goodnight boys

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gay

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how do I get a hot damaged gf

Masvidal isn't a world beater even though I like him, but yes, Till was exposed. (Tyron gave a good start)

Masvidal hit him 3 times, it was a triple heem

He was exposed by Woodley. He doesn't want to change at all. The same retarded stance and arms checking distance without any defence.
He looked like shit. After the second minute he was barely walking

I see many similarities between Cody and Till

are there any fighters not named GSP Jon Jones and DC that aren't complete and total cans? rhetorical question, the answer is no

BISPING GETTING CTE FLASHBACKS FROM KO

Do you guys remember when Till said he didn’t care about his pregnant wife because he was going to be the greatest fighter of all time?

Now he’s going to move up to middleweight and claim he was too diminished at ww all along.

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looks like till's advantage is mostly from cutting weight

should never lose this fight on size difference alone, and after that first round

>Volkan getting robbed and Roberts getting fucked by the ref cost me my perfect pick em.

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ASKREN ON POSTGAME SHOW

Will Till dream of toilets tonight?

How do I get that Masvidal-esque Cuban swagger lads? I'm a whiteboi from the midwest.

S

Nice job Olivi poster

so exactly how good is al iaquinta?

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What was he thinking during that moment?

man get this faggot askren out of there

TOILET TILL HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN FLUSHED

If we're being objective, no. He looked great early on and obviously has a tremendous amount of potential. The way he dealt with those takedowns and clinch game was impressive. He's just overconfident, he thinks he can stand in front of people and not get his clock cleaned because he COULD do that when he was fighting unranked journeymen. Too much reliance on his power. He should fight more like he did in the Wonderboy fight desu.

better real estate agent than fighter

*AHEM*
Fuck Darren Till

askren still desperately justifying his gift stoppage a month later

Did he died??????

how do I get a stream of it? what channel is it on?

SO GOOD

SO GOOD

SO GOOD

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>he’s only 26
>ten more years of this guys, give him a chance
SWEET CAROLINE

To be fair it was some brazilian bunda that he knocked up, not his wife

They probaboy dont even have child support in the favelas

when Kimbo's back yard bare knuckle fights were the thing I saw one with a young Jorge in it. He beat up some guy that was about 220 lbs.

So are we getting Askren vs Usman or Masvidal vs Askren?

>People actually believed that Darren Till became a Muay Thai master by training in Brazil

askren afraid to call out wonderboy and maia

ummmmmmmmmmmmm fuck england LOL

The Toilet Till is a scouser
living at the top of the hill
Dle-da-da-da-da-da-da
The Toilet Till is a scouser
with a Toilet Till skill
Dle-da-da-da-da-da-da
The Toilet Till got a towel
and some Vietnamese weigh pills
De-da-da-da-da-da-da
The Toilet Till put the bookies
at the top of the bill
Dle-da-da-da-da-da-da
Toilet Till
Toilet Till
Toilet Till
Dle-da-da-da-da-da-da

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Till need better coaching/camp desu

not like robbie was getting out of that position

>hurr durr hurr

nobody cares and the fact that you followed up is some sad shit

I missed it but saw ko but did till do well the first round ?

Boo me? FUCK YOU!

HEEEEEEEEM CAROLIIIIIIINE

Lads, seriously, how funny would it be if he went on a 10 fight losing streak rn, walking out to sweet caroline every single time

>TFW CUTBABY GETS HEEMED

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and he lost to 135lb assuncao

Usman is fighting Colby. Askren is either fighting Masvidal or Lawler.

From his 5 last loses 4 were by split decision. The guy definitely not some fighting genius but he is pretty good. He would be much better if 165 existed
He was cringy as fuck during the card. The reporter was trying to ask him about future fights and he couldn't answer what he wants to do after his next fight against til/masvidal

Why? We have showed some good MT dudes like Rizzo, Barboza, Aldo, Shogun

so Masvidal vs Askren then?

Yes but not as badly as Volkan with that 3 loss streak

RIP switzerland

Called it. Masvidal is a beast of a fighter.
Seriously tho, did Till sawk all the dick in sunday school or what?

This shouldnt count because of two robberies.

Probably Lawler cause FUCK DANA

>Liverpool

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Masvidal vs RDA
Till vs Costa @ 185
Edwards vs Ponzinibbio
Gunni vs Perry

he also wasn't getting choked, askren can gas his arms holding it until the round ends

sorry you got two fights right caz

Yes. Took a kick in the dick and then dropped Jorge immediately. I don't know what the fuck he was thinking in the second.

webm of KO pls

>switches to the same stance as you
>heems you

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Colby x Usman and Masvidal x Askren. Then the winners fight for the belt

Sweeeeeeeeeeet Caroline

Sauce please

>Rockhold
>Stipe
>Till
>all heemed by a hook coming off the clinch

Is the hook-off-the-clinch the ultimate lanklet killer?

Anyone concerned about Schaub getting all of his predictions wrong again?

lmao no, the rematch is happening

I think his style leaves him really exposed the minute he starts to slow down in a fight, that Muay Thai stance just begs to eat a hook like he just did. He was only throwing a single jab and nothing else either which I thought was weird, he should have thrown more kicks to create more distance.

fuck off loser
askren is based

So was it the haircut or was it Sweet Caroline?

guys there's two active threads, we need to heem one of them

lol

eyes being 3cm apart

RIP HARAMBE TILL

I thought using a daddario image would get me the W but it's clear the olivi pill was the way to go

your entire country embarrassed itself tonight in numerous ways

get lost kiddo

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askren is a dweeb

It's tough, b

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yeah MMA fighters are not ghetto fighters. kimbo was smashing people, knocking out their eyes, yet he was awful at MMA.

LEON BTFO

He predefined Reyes and even when he was wrong about that he was right

masvidal can move down and take tony's spot in the rankings

Retard how on EARTH is a guy who took a flush right hook from Woodley a glass chin?

oh shit jorge throwing down with leon backstage

OH SHIT MASVIDAL JSUT STARTED LIGHTING EDWARDS UP
BACKSTAGE

ITS POPPING OFF BOIS

LMAO BASED MASVIEDAL PUNCHING LEON

WEBM OR LINK PSL

MASVIDAL JUST LIT EDWARDS UP

bisping is a faggot trying to make masvidal look bad

WE /MANDRAMA/ NOW

>fighter attacks other fighter backstage
>right as they're getting interviewed

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oh shit

t. Doesn't know what a clinch or a hook is

THAT'S THE SEED

Literally what the fuck was he thinking in the second round? No movement, no feints, nothing, just threw naked strikes and waited to get countered. Masvidal forsure figured him out, and those body kicks definitely added up, but that doesn't explain why Till would just stop doing what was working so well for him in the first. Any ideas?

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>ebonies
Nody Nadia
Fernanda Barros
>native
Khloe Hart
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>favorite one ive banged
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I also pride myself in discovering Natalie Mars, who has become quite a star of late

No. Getting starched by a full power shot on the chin is normal.

Masvidal isn't Cerrone.

>Gunni vs Perry
Perry cant win that fight

kek, fuck edwards he doesn't deserve a fight with jorge

why did Masvidal swing on Leon?

I know, it's perfect isn't it?

Where is the backstage fight? its not on my stream

jorge just threw down with leon in the middle of his post fight interview lmao

did masvidal just lose 100k?

DID ANYONE WEBM. MASVIDAL LIGHTING EDWARDS UP

Leon said I would smash ya when he passed by

Some one webm the backstage stuff, bt sport was showing top 10 slugfests.

MASVIDAL IS A FUCKING DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT FIGHTER
HE COULDNT WIN WITHOUT KICKING TILL IN THE FUCKIN NUT, FUCKIN CHEATER

cerrone had no business at 170 no matter what rogan would have you believe

he was lucky to escape that Brown fight, you could see he was way outsized against above avg WWs

learn to google loser

youtube.com/watch?v=GESBVG9YhHI

Wait what the fuck I closed it like 15 minutes ago, what happened

>Barboza
>MT dude
>Shogun
>good
>Aldo, not just a freak of nature

Masvidal adjusted but Till didn't. Masvidal was banging his body with kicks and beginning to counter the 1-2 by moving his head off line. Till was basically only throwing the 1-2 with different timing.
Till was an overhand to the face you dummy. Rockhold was a left hook over his shoulder. Do you really not know what a clinch is?

Edwards said something while Masvidal was being interviewed

>masvidal giving interview
>he starts talking to someone off camera “come say it to my face”
>masvidal walks off interview camera follows
>Edwards come into frame.
>masvidal starts swinging on him instantly
>Edwards covers up
>people pull them apart as camera cuts back to bisping

he wants to take that performance bonus and give it right back for a fine

talk shit get hit shouldnt say that to a dude who just damn near killed till

>edwards walking by talking shit
>"say that to my face"
>jorge walks up and swings

Damn that's based, fuck edwards

Literally everybody that knows anything about submissions says that Lawler was fucked.

bullshit

mobile.twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/1107061319214088192?s=21

he brings something exciting to the UFC imo. a weirdo awkward style and he is a master troll. look at his instagram, he does that boom roasted shit to a lot fighters. he has been going off on dillon danis lately.

Masvidal just has the performance of a life time and then does that shit? Leon Edwards is not worth it

i also recall someone repeating "George"

kinda like the "Conor, no" thing from Dana

but i was wondering why they said George and not Jorge

Welterweight is semi-based again, these are the fights to make

Usman vs Covington
Askren vs Masvidal
Edwards vs Ponzi
Lawler vs Till
RDA vs Maia

OY HOW CAN DIS BE HAPPENIN LADS ME BOIISSS NOO M8

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I GOT THE FIGHT

streamable.com/08mfr
BASED BASED BASED
UPPITY FUCKING BITCH

I hope the commission won't be involved because it post fight shit. Nobody left the cage or anything

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Never seen that shit but makes me respect Jorge all the more now

Lmao masvidal can’t stop heeming bings (they’ve been demoted)

lol Jorge went back to street fighting for a second

>i cant let you get close

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Good on Leon he has had a good run and now people will care about his next fight

Jorge on that Diaz shit

Is Biss of Piss literally shitting his panties right now?

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we /chatshitgetbanged/ now

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Leon told Jorge to "shut up" right after he said "maybe or maybe not". Jorge 2-0 in less than 30 minutes.

Yeah, I say he's more TKD more than MT but fine. He's different from guys like Alves for instance.

Masvidal's win overturned to a NC check bloodyelbow

Hopefully the faggot McNugget copycats will fucking learn
Talk shit get fucking hit

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Masvidal won because he trains with Colby

for PC folks

twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/1107061319214088192

pretty weak because they broke it up so fast

The funny thing is I was watching some video with Masvidal and he was chimping out like crazy. The top comment was something like "it's a good thing he doesn't stir up shit after the fights"

>picking a fight with the guy who just sparked out a MW

Yeah good plan Edwards, niggers should be caged and gagged between fights.

more like

>talk shit get humped
>and only if it's not ramadan

Retard, they're fighters they'll get hit anyway.

DA TANK

>Edwards implied that he wanted to fight Masvidal next
>Masvidal says "Maybe, maybe not"
>Edwards tells him to shut up
God what an obnoxious nigger

He didn't stir anything up though, Leon wanted to try and make a name for himself by injecting himself into some beef with Till and when Till got slept he decided to do the same with Jorge. Jorge would work his ass in 4 minutes or less.

Jorge “the bong flusher” masvidal

lol stfu megan, she was the one saying GEORGE GEORGE

Does Leon train with Till or something? Why start it with Masvidal?

yeah he must have been a wild street kid

WHy do you chimps act as if Khabib doesn't beat his opponents like runaway slaves?

chat shit get banged

Mas is eternally /ourguy/

i can just imagine how much the cunt's stomach dropped when Masvidal walked after him hahahha

Talk shit get hit by me and my entire inbred tribe.

gleison tibau lmao

I quite clearly saw Till make the patented Rashad face on his way down

If anyone can isolate it, screenshot it, post it here, Ill have one of the brazilian posters ITT suck your dick

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exactly what i was thinking what a dumb fuck lmao jorge has been heeming big boys in the streets when he was a teenager

>doesn't talk shit on social media
>heems people
>is alpha in person
He and Colby are complete opposites, how come they like each other so much? It really makes me think

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he's gonna have to interview jorge

he looks extra peruvian there

He literally did. You can watch a video how he started a fight.

desu the ultimate bitchping gettign BTFO was Henderson. god I wish I had the webm of that.

he looks so much more aesthetic now no homo

like some leonidas shit

He slaps them to death, his gnp sounds impressive but when was the last time anyone looked like hamburger after sitting underneath him for 20+ minutes? They die from the smother.

So will Masvidal get a 9 month suspension now?

>Only applies in Bongland

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I remember there was a story a few days ago with masvidal saying he was sick of trash talk
massive respect for him heeming a shittalking pussy, man of his word

i gotchu senpai

i always though hendo's fake inside leg kick here was underappreciated. everyone knew the nuke was coming so he had to be clever about setting it up

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Olivi wasn't even there tonight you fool. It was mommy Sanko.

Masvidal already said that he hates the trash talk culture in mma even if Colby is his mate.

Leon literally shit stirred by talking shit to him, if Leon hadn't tried to crash his interview Jorge wouldn't have gone over and throw punches.

>Till knocked out
>The German /heem/ spammer was in London so he couldn't shit up the place
good night despite 10 shit fights

colby is like his tryhard little brother. they lived together, still train together, they're close. so even though colby is an unlikable sperg jorge still backs him 100% even if he admits when pressed that he doesn't like colby's schtick.

lmao not Palomino Peruvian

isn't Jorge actually Cuban?

bisbong just said jorge may not get paid by reebok

He did this all the time to set up the right hands. Sadly, he kept doing it predictiably and got countered in later fights.

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are you 100% sure? megan's voice came from left not behind where laura was.

jorge is a son of cuban immigrants and grew up in the poor side of miami so it isn't surprised he gives zero fucks and is willing to throw down immediately after flushing till
he has fights of him on youtube heeming heavy weights in street fights lmao

there is no commission in the UK. hopefully the UFC just brushes it under the rug.

Would Masvidal beat Bisping?

And a different angle for good measure

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daaaaamn that nigger though he was dealing with an athlete

Leons a nigger

Even Cubanos hate the Negro

not even up for debate, bisping would get slept

OMG!!!!!!! that follow up wow

He didn't stir shit, he just put the bitch in his place
>hahahaha I'll go and shit talk this guy and then brag about how he did nuttin
Yeah well he did something

Oooooooh nooooooooooo

>Somebody tells you to shut up
>Chimp out like a savage and attack them
Masivdal is a dirty spic and should be cut. Also hilarious how he swung like a bitch and backed up before Leon could respond

I spent the first 10 years of my life in the same city as Leon, met many a mouthy nigger like him at school. Punching them is the best way to get them to stfu.

>jorge is a son of cuban immigrants
his mom isnt cuban

Oh no he might lose 5k off the top. Take that out of his KOTN bonus

Most of the guys he wrecks aren't white. That's why.
Lol yeah, in his second fight.

he's half peruvian, half cuban. reps the cuban part more for whatever reason.

I'm willing to wager your IQ below 90.

>he doesn't follow Megan on instagtam to save her photos when they're posted
she's skiiing in Vegas

fun fact he said in the post-fight interview he knew bisping was out and did that last one "to shut him up" ... you can even see him kissing his hand before throwing it

he basically admitted to assault and the ufc quickly never talked about that again

and then hendo made it his logo anyway

I could probably have a rummage around my sofa and pay him more than reebok lmao. The only people making money off that are the dudes in suits.

After tonight is Masvidal officially /ourguy/?

God you're such a faggot. I'm guessing you never been in a real fight.

Based Masdival putting chimp niggers in their place

>High IQ geniuses support assaulting people when they lose an argument

what are the odds you're black and crying right now hahahaha

Based

>skiing
>in vegas

uh, you mean tahoe? vegas is literally a desert

Why do pakis still have no idea how laws work? Don't you guys go to school?

gonna have to say yes

exposing yuro cans
talk shit get hit mentality but not a tryhard

Masdival is pretty based imo

oh no!

Retard, Masivdal has had several fights against lightweights who he didn't ko. Bisping took several flush shots from Henderson without getting starched. LOL.

Shut up you Trump supporting chimp.

Just how new are you?

nigger or cuck which one?

ayo listen up here real quick
dat dude jorge
dat dude is a bad man yo
dats a fact
peace out yall

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He should be, flushed the toilet and put an uppity nigger in his place all the space of 40 minutes.

damn... hes gonna lose out on like $2000

there's a ski resort in lee canyon

two wins in one night
GOAT

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For sure let me just stand here and let this pro fighter land flush punches on my chin just to prove I'm not a "pussy" bro

Bisping deserved it if you watch that season of TUF. Stop being a fucking pussy.

>Russian trying to talk about laws

Hehe nice joke.

You're watching a sport where the objective is to absolutely HEEM your opponent. If you are looking for class I would head elsewhere.

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because he grew up in miami in a cuban community I'm assuming

why did thompson lose to till that makes no sense

>Shut up you Trump supporting chimp.
masvidal voted for trump unironically

Not surprised a chimp supports assaults. What are the odds you're a paki or a white sex slave?

Lets wait to see what reddit settles in first

If there's one thing retarded nogs are good at, it's learning to kill other, more retarded nogs

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KINGSVIDAL

BASED

Who cares. He "assaulted" an obnoxious nog.

Imagine if Bisping died.

Stupid Kraut talking shit when the best Kraut is Dennis Siver. kek

>low test pussies cry about professional fighters throwing punches

the goat

can you guys imagine if there was a fight companion for this fight and Joey Diaz was on it

nonono the dude from i-robot is in the UFC now?

Boxing is far more classy than this trash.

Masvidal is a fukin beast. Just beated the number 3 and number 10 in his division in a single night. Thats gotta be a new record

It's simple: you don't go to the judges in bong-land.

youtu.be/xqyu6qCnSfw

>Imagine if Bisping died
wtf i have an erection now

>gets dropped by le decision frenchman who hadn't fought for 4 years who's last ko was a corner stoppage in 2009
>gets slept by fat ww mexican
Masvidal would literally HEEM mike bisping

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Only low test faggots can't control their emotions and resort to assault

kek

I'm Irish you fat bum but nice try
Keep seething about your guy getting embarrassed

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He literally didn't but the UK is full of flaming faggots

with colby there and the wonderboy and maia losses masvidal should move down to LW and fight dustin for the interim title

>jorge has been escorted out
ffs i wanted bisping to interview jorge

You will be put in a prison if you start a fight here. It's the most common reason people get in it too. It's really a decadence of western civilization where a guy from Russia has to teach pakis in England what are laws

Sounds like something a mouthy little shit would say to get out of having his shit pushed in for not keeping his mouth shut.

> muh assault
the absolute state of the cucked american

Thanks, 6/6 ain't easy fellas

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>getting dropped by the same punch over and over

Then again, Soukamtath was too stupid to stand up when O'Malley couldn't.

You are a spastic, he literally walked Thompson down and dropped him, Thompson did literally nothing but run that entire fight

>I'm Arab you fat bum
Yes I know

>leon received a cut

im cool with it, hendo is a straight up murderer

just thought it was funny how they were like yeah you probably shouldnt admit that and scrubbed the interview

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I am referring to the MUH GOD EMPEROR cucks not FUCK HILLARY people.

lel based Masdival

>Lives in Northern Ireland
>"I am irish
Come meet me in belfast city centre and say you are irish you wee fenian cunt and see what happens, you rebel

*files a lawsuit in your path*

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A LONG TILL REDEMPTION ARC

THIS IS TILL'S UFC 100 BISPING/HENDO MOMENT. HE WENT OUT COLD SIMILARLY. HE'LL GET THE TITLE SOON

Why does she have the space shuttle tattooed on her cheek?

lmfao Yuri

more likely to end up like rory

Bum Asscream fears Colby

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>Masvidal would literally HEEM mike bisping
Y/N? I say Y.

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The Colby and Masvidal friendship has to be the most perplexing of all MMA relationships.
>inb4 Tyron "Kangs" Woodley and Ben "Build the Wall" Askren
Tyron is essentially a white person who is desperate to fit into black culture and thus is all into Afrocentrism, rapping, bling, and sidechicks, when all he really wants to do is raise a family.

Because your country is so fucked up that putting people into prison for fighting is just another way to control your brainless populace. Don't start throwing shit about race when you've got a whole region of cave niggers out there and are likely to product of asian rape camps.

>"lolololol talk shit get hit!" Assaults are fun!"
>waahwaaah, why does no one care about our girls getting butt fucked by pakis!"

i ALMOST hate her. i def hate her weirdo husband with his T rex arms. that being said I would love to see her feet hnnnnnnnngg

Jorge is my guy now fer sure

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Till will end up like Glover, swapping wins and losses and never reaching another title shot no matter how much the UFC pushes you as elite.

this, but unironically

he is only 24, i can definitely see Till moving up to MW and changing his style a bit more and having success down the line

Barboza was a amateur muay thai fighter before become pro in mma you dumb

>tfw Colby would stuff his takedowns and sloppily box him up

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Bongs and hue monkeys are uncivilized.

masvidal was the first orthodox fighter to beat cerrone in like a decade and first in ufc

>jacket
>shorts

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Really reaching now, no wonder that wall still isn't built.

Retard, George actually learned how to box in between. Also, he didn't KO him he choked him out.

Gastelum hits like a mack truck. Who cares if he's a mexican?

Bisping would kill him.

>literally

15 year old jailbait chick detected.

lmao guess I hit a nerve. Do you think those little slags enjoyed getting fucked by those pakis?

gotta love Dan. that guy is a fucking animal. just wish he could have won fights against fags like Rampage, Vitor and Silva. yes those are tall orders but with taht power he has it could have happened.

>Masvidal can't box
lmao, you are actually a cazzie if you think this
>Also, he didn't KO him he choked him out.
Still got dropped by a guy know for being a pillowfisted decision machine, Jorge goes for the finish.

56 persento trying to talk about arabs hahaha you've got arabs up the fuckin ass your whole country has been heemed by arabs flying passenger planes and you cant speak out about it because your country fellates them
don't reply to this you bum cuck

>the curvature of the foot slightly raised out of the shoe
Exquisite

I'll pipe bomb you you dorty proddy bastard

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Reminder Masdival was obviously roided out of his mind tonight and should also be booted out of the UFC for felony assault

Anybody who talks shit about wrestling is a fatty who never wrestled in high school therefore would get pinned by me in seconds.

No he didn't. He didn't do shit.

People like you need to be tortured.

say that to my face and not on the internet

b&r

pikey posting
kek

Belfast city centre meet me outside Central Train Station carpack 3am tonight? Will stomp your head in you rebel cunt

This is the UK you moron. You don't go to jail for punching a dude there.

No he doesn't. GSP is probably more finishy than Masvidal.

Uh probably.

Your entire country was embarrassed tonight.

and he made Cowboy look like a scrub

You have Muslims fucking your 11 year old daughters and being protected by the cops. Your country is finished

based

You sound finna gay, nigga, you are a real nigga fruit, innt?

>>People like you need to be tortured.
rational response

Bisping was never good

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he's got a funny history with the fans too. used to be "decision dan" and everyone hated watching him fight

then he said fuck offensive wrestling no one can take this overhand

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I mean to be fair you cant make hand signals in boxing.

Till's only real mistake was getting demolished by a middling LW who came in from a long layoff

What single word comes to mind when this name enters your thoughts?

>till

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For bi. Having no go zones and sharia police is better. Don't even want to start on your weapon hating police that considers everything a knife. Such a perfectly safe country where you can rape babies non stop as long as you are a paki

imagine getting into tights and rubbing against another man

this is totally not gay

toilet

Toilet

SWEET

bisbong seemed a little drunk on the desk with karen and he said till was out for an uncomfortably long time

lol when the guy shows up with 5 of his friends

wife looks younger than daughter

is dan white?

gay

>No he doesn't. GSP is probably more finishy than Masvidal
>last finish was 2009 before mikey boi
Masvidal has 4 KOs since moving up to WW lmao

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he's got some native american heritage

that one daughter daughter built like an amazon

Based Cuban Castillos

his kids look white. i thought Dan was Native

Fuck up yuri you live in a faggot country where a couple of lads can't have a good scrap
I'd heem you but you'd probably get put into a gulag if you fought back

bisping shat his pants there

he now knows masvidal aint playin

Till is 26, Masvidal cant count.

>Hillaryisacommiewhore
BASED

>tfw almost boy'd Till after the Cowboy fight
Thank god for that snoozer with Wonderbread

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Stephen Thompson vs. Anthony Pettis
Curtis Blaydes vs. Justin Willis
John Makdessi vs. Jesus Pinedo
Jussier Formiga vs. Deiveson Figueiredo
Luis Peña vs. Steven Peterson
Maycee Barber vs. JJ Aldrich

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>Both Till and Gustaffson got knocked out in devastating fashion in front of their home country

Who got it worse?

Don't blaydes and j-will both train at AKA?

he's some small part walla walla native american but that part is expressed really strongly. even in his kids you can see it and their mom was white as hell.

For sure m8. You are m-munster muzzie. You can have a good scrap in Christchurch with your fellow chimps

yes he is just uber tan because he lives in socal and goes boating every day

Gus crying like that was worse

Till because everyone already knew Alex was going to get blacked

this man radicalized Colby

When you watch MMA with other people and pretend to know about fighting: “h-he’s trying to get an underhook” the real wrestlechads in the room are secretly cringing at you.

If you haven’t competed in combat sports then you don’t know anything about them.

>remembering how entertaining nick diaz was
>tfw he'll never fight again

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lol typical sociopath ivan.

Thompson
Blaydes
Pinedo
Formiga
Pena
Aldrich

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Till

Wonderpedo
J-Will
Makdessi
Figueiredo
Peterson
Maycee train

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Bisping just have a history, because he's always a mid level fighter who was put to the real top fighters to have a win e fight for the title.
And got a chance when weidman pulled off, e got a win that nobody believes, it's like some movie shit.

>native american
Do Natives have good fighting genes? Dan is basically the only one but he had a god tier chin and power in his prime.

>Mas gets done in ring saying no names need to stop calling him out
>gets immediately called out backstage by no name
>bangs him

pottery

Blaydes definitely doesn't train at AKA bro

cubans are based and traditional (church, family etc) usually. they know how oppressive Commie regimes are.lmfao at George

Hey wrestling omg that sounds so fun, so do we get to wear cute tight singlets as well? OMG that is so hot, could we wrestle tonight honey buns? You could even pin me first if you want *wink*

he was funny early in his career

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Nobody cares what you think about it bud.
He was a world champ, you're a bum with a keyboard.

the russian government just made it a crime to criticize the state, i read it on RT.com so you know it's true, he's gotta make fun of other countries now

Im from Liverpool and this is a sad night lads

What are the chances we are the first two to reply and we picked the complete opposite picks

>begs for post fight bonuses already anticipating the fines he's about to accumulate

pretty genius t.b.h.

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I don't give a fuck about muzzies. Americans love to talk about blacks being 13% of population committing 50% of crime. In Russia muzzies commit 30% of crimes being only 5 percent of the population

Showtime
Blaydes
Jesus
Formica
Peña
Maycee

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This mindset is why there are no good British fighters.

Masvidal should have hunted down Bisping too

Where does T Wood fit into all this ?

whoa, really?

We both picked Thompson

wow this card is dogshit

Gets KO'd in training and goes full Benoit

fuck off Grischka go practice your "Sambo"

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seen yer tits and pussy bitch. thanks

i don't think it's possible to say. there was Waachiim Spiritwolf, who was a can but had a badass name.

Pettis after he heems Wonderboi

>this butthurt

Are you mentally retarded or what? this is a board to give the opnions, dont matter if people care or not,

he busy wid his rap career dawg
kek

I want you to wrestle me daddy, put on that tight cute singlet of yours and go crotch to ass with me OMG I am getting horny thinking about it, wrestling sounds so fun but we both know what wrestling means don't we honey buns *wink*

weight cut

>Americans love to talk about
i think you spend too much time on Yea Forums

Wonderboy
Willis
Makdessi
Formiga
Peña
Barber

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I would banana split you, freak

No, Blaydes trains with Elevation Fight Team in denver

Yeah. The stats were published by some uni professor who was studying modern prison hierarchies. The official statistics are forbidden
A lot of muzzies practice it too. Army combat is usually the only muzzie free thing you can do here
Yeah, I should go outside to talk to real Americans

>Native americans

People always group them together, same as you would white people BUT there was several different civilizations. Some where pussies other where bad ass.

A good example of badasses where the Aztecs. Some of the ones in the North East where known to be pussies though.

Really depends

I bet you would baby rawr ;)

sweet lord jesus... thats the gayest shiet Ive seen since I saw Lady Gaga's Alejandro videoclip

Tyron vs Masvidal BET IT

Wonderboy
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Pinedo
Formiga
Pena
Barber

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>the only place you can talk to americans online is Yea Forums
your brain is poisoned

Yeah except the wonderboy fight, there's nothing really spicy

>only train striking
>get knocked out by wrestlers anyway
>w-wrestling is gay haha...

What country am I?

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Thompson
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Figueiredo
Peterson
Aldrich

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Name one site I visit outside of Yea Forums where I can to americans

till was done when he couldn't get the finish in the first

facebook lol

BASED

Why would I use Facebook? Everyone uses vk here

Remember that time Till gassed and got fucked up and almost finished by some random can?

oh wait, it doesn't count because it was a draw

Laura Sanko says Edwards received a cut from the punches and did get medical attention. Edwards has left the building. Masvidal was escorted out. No news about any financial repercussions.

Also I love how Bisping is trying to act disgusted and shiet just for the camera

How so? he wasn't tired at all, Masvidal just caught Till where he didn't expect

>Name one site I visit outside of Yea Forums where I can to americans
lol you're truly retarded

>till vs masvidal 2: this time till dies edition

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Leon Edwards is the least interesting, least compelling, least memorable fighter I have ever seen get ranked in the UFC

Lanklet strikebabbies exposed:
[x] Hooker
[x] Vick
[x] Till
[ ] Adesanya
[ ] Max
[ ] Zabit
[ ] O'Malley

how many languages do you speak?

He has to do it, it's not even the first time. He gets shit fed into his ear and he has to repeat it. It's a comfy job he's got and he wouldn't want to lose it.
There was a truly horrible fight earlier in the night and they had Bisping say it was FOTN. It was literal shit with horrible technique and the poor guy had to sit there and act like he'd seen a war

>Masvidal instacutting Edwards with that clean three piece combo, taking no significance strikes and getting the doctor stoppage
Flawless performance

Because his game is way too one-dimensional and simple to neutralize once you're used to it

Can't wait for Adesanya to get exposed

Is Till a lanklet? He's just a big guy

[x] Volkov
[x] Struve
[ ] Jones

Masvidal did slip his straights pretty easily after a while, but I think there's a bit more to it

In a loose way, Gastelum is sort of like Masvidal and Adesanya is sort of like Till

But Adesanya seems way too tall for Gastelum, I think Kelvin will really struggle with the range.

Where's the webm of the MMA? I need to see the fluid motion of the kick punching.

Concerned? No, I’ve known he’s retarded for some time now

I can really relate to masvidal. Anyone talks shit to me or Schaub and it’s beatdown time!

Lmao people really think this?

>Stephen Thompson
>Curtis Blaydes
>Jesus Pinedo
>Jussier Formiga
>Luis Peña
>Maycee Barber

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>max
Max isn't a lanklet he's king of the manlets at 5'11. You're assuming the other FWs are normal height
Also he can't be exposed because there's nothing to expose. He heemed Pettis who is the same size as him and as he is a cutbabby he will only be healthier at LW
Give max his hespect he doesn't deserve to be classed with those bums

So Masvidal won the tournament?

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What about that one guy?

Not the state, the country - streamable.com/mzmxz

You gotta watch it ...I didn't watch it - streamable.com/zf1ad

Homeless people do not matter. They are cats. streamable.com/h4tv2

We giiiiiiit it. streamable.com/tuxoy

Passive aggressiveness. streamable.com/rtpod

Mazasaki. streamable.com/r0f0h

Prodigy? streamable.com/lef5b

No flawls, B. streamable.com/hvq2i

Jingaling. streamable.com/n2r67

Incarus. streamable.com/ba0ph

Blake, stick to jumpshots. streamable.com/0208y

Dan Ho Choi streamable.com/fxl8z

Not the state, B! streamable.com/mzmxz

Too much acidic. streamable.com/ht3z7

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No because I only found out who he was during the cowboy fight

Pettis
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Jacobstown

>favorite one ive banged
so you're a faggot

When was the last time the UK or any of her little cucked colonies actually took a meaningful fight off of a big nutted, red blooded American?

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In a way, Schaub was correct.
he always picks the wrong fighters and he ends up being pretty reliable this way

Oh yeah Adesanya clearly shadow realms Gastelum, but if a good grappler gets his hand on him...

blessed post

that cup looks so big... in her small... hand...

>we'll beat the american... t-this time!
Just give up already, Europe is finished

He tore his acl in the first round from getting knee stomped and couldnt do his counter kicks

Jones is well rounded though

They've kept him away from grapplers desu, it's kind of bizarre to be getting a title shot off current Anderson

Bisping didn't even get that and that was years back. If you remember he only got his title shot because Weidman pulled out and he stepped up

Adesanya isn't even American and good wrestlers aren't exactly coming out of England. Quit being retarded, retard

2019 is still the year he loses
>off the gas (allegedly)
>taking shorter notice fights (something he has never done in his career)
>fighting 3 times in the next 9 months
I don't know who will do it, but Jones will have his hardest fight since Gus before the year is over

adesanya is tall but he doesn't fight long that well. gastelum actually has proportionally quite long arms and surprises guys all the time the way he covers distance and slangs them bungalows.

jones can't even fucking strike how could he be a strikebaby

>They've kept him away from grapplers desu
Not really, Brunson is a legit as fuck wrestler. He outwrestled Yoel but got heemed in R3. Israel has pretty good TDD, still you are right grapplers are his biggest threat. His biggest threat is Weidman or Jacare

You mean why does joe Rogan keep falling for ufc hype jobs (btw it’s because he’s employed by the ufc you absolute retard)

>He's only 24 England.

oooouch!

youtube.com/watch?v=6M9WLOku5a8

JJ is insanely good in his weight class. I have never seen a fighter better than him

>off the gas

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Brunson is literally the easiest fight in the top 15 for a counter-striker. He rushes in chin first every single fight

Exactly, Adecanya will lose to the broad chested swarthy American warrior

Looks like an English flag you got there

Hows it feeo to be cucked by a country so weak they literally reward muslims for raping their women and children

He has a free pass to pulse turinabol you mong. This is the year Jones cleans out yet another generation of lhws.

119 games each case is 13mm thick. That makes that dude 1.54m tall

I know but I saw them staredown and there's legit a huge size difference
I feel like Gastelum is going to be short on a bunch of his punches
Brunson didn't show up in that fight at all and shot the same naked single over and over, it was a horrible, horrible performance from him, and not even in the sense that Israel made him look bad. He just didn't seem to know what he was doing, Brunson is very inconsistent, and while he's a good wrestler on paper, he doesn't always bring that skillset with him so it's stupid to say he fought a wrestler because of Brunson

what beer mixes best with /heem/

They should just make Weidman vs Silva 3 for the meme of it.

Yoel v Israel would be real nice, just sit back and watch Israel get knocked out of this dimension

Cervesa Modelo

Busch Light

>English flag
American education at its finest lads

The one brewed with a fighting spirit.

When Stipe Miocic isn’t fighting in the octagon and pretending to be a firefighter he’s drinking Modelo.

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natty light

Jones is not a strikebabby.
The takedown attempts from the open from Brunson were pretty trash I agree, but Israel had his back on the fence with Brunson having double unders multiple times and he fought out everytime. Obviously not as impressive as when Robert stuffed all of Yoel's shots on a single leg, but it's a sign of good things to come.

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I hate to say it, but Yoel doesn't really have that good of a matchup against Israel. He takes a lot of time off, which Israel will exploit, and his counterstriking is predictable and basic, if dangerous as fuck. I could easily see Yoel dropping a decision to Adesanya

unless of course, he actually decided to use his Olympic-caliber wrestling. which he somehow never does.

>aussie beer recommendations

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PBR

Get the fuck out right now.

I don't even care if you're tolling or not. Get. The fukout.

>but it's a sign of good things to come.
Maybe, I'm not sold yet. Brunsons attempts and technique were not very good in that fight.

shit
shitter
even fucking shittier

Do you frat boys actually drink that piss?

Yoel has overrated ground skills IMO. He is good at getting it to the ground, but he really doesn't do much on top especially when compared to guys like Weidman, Rockhold, or Jacare.

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>i don't have a recommendation of my own, i just want to call you shit
What beer do you recommend.

I'll wait right here.

real ufc fite fans like me drink monster, bud lite, cerveza modelo, and

>he hasn’t taken the midwestpill
fuckin faggot coasters

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Yeah Yoel gasses and gets jabbed to a decision by Israel.

I think that Yoel’s stoppages of JUSThold and JUSTman make him a little overrated to cazzies.

Yeah in all honesty I don't really think that would happen, I just really want Israel to get knocked out so people can stop talking about him

beerlao desu

limit incoming.

migrate to the other currently active thread:

I think it's for the same reason that his striking is so sparse, he just gets exhausted from moving his freakish statue body all around. He's able to take breaks on the feet, because his defense is so good, but he can't take a break with a guy underneath him or they'll just get up.
Honestly really pumped to see him and Jacare go at it again, first fight was fantastic

500st post will be an undeniable truth

He brews it in his basement and it’s the best alcohol ever created, like every other pretentious beerfag on Yea Forums

>keeping it to one thread

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Hooker is my boy, nothing will change that

One-Dimensional

He has no wrestling.
No jiu jitsu. No submissions. No kicks. No elbows. No feints.
Weak dirty boxing and thai clinch, which is the specialty of muay thai, the only form he knows.

The other word that comes to mind is stiff.

He has absolutely no head movement.

checks out

Beer kills your body, making you easier to heem
real fitefans only eat kale and plain chicken with water

migrate:

>drinking pisswater instead of something with alcohol in it
Watching your figure there, Becky?

Not even close.

You are the best argument for eugenics I've seen yet.

Truth is, Anderson might just beat him because Weidman can lose any fight no matter how much he dominates. Casuals could then pretend that both of Anderson's losses were "flukes".

Yoel Romero is a garbage striker. Adesanya would make him look average.

Lol, see this is why I believe that Jones fans are legitimately deserving of death and all around scumbags.

DC would CLEAN THE MATS with Jonny the juiceheads. This absolute faggot invokes DC's bronze medal and if fences exist in wrestling. Or, for that matter, 15 minutes of prior getting kicked in the stomach.

You are a low IQ monkey that needs to be hung by the balls.

What does her shorts smell like?