/biathlon/ aka chicks with guns - winter sports general

IBU World Championship in Östersund:

>07 MAR 16:15 Mixed Relay (W-M) - Winner: Norway
>08 MAR 16:15 Women 7.5km Sprint - Podium: 1.Kuzmina 2.Tandrevold 3.Dahlmeier
>09 MAR 16:30 Men 10km Sprint - 1.JTB 2.Loginov 3.Fillon Maillet
>10 MAR 13:45 Women 10km Pursuit - 1.Herrmann 2. Eckhoff 3.Dahlmeier
>10 MAR 16:30 Men 12.5km Pursuit - 1.Pidruchnyi 2.JTB 3.Fillon Mailler
>12 MAR 15:30 Women 15km Individual - 1.Öberg 2.Vittozzi 3.Braisaz
>13 MAR 16:10 Men 20km Individual - 1.Peiffer 2.Iliev 3.TBo
14 MAR 17:10 Single Mixed Relay (W-M) - 1.Norway 2.Italy 3.Sweden
16 MAR 13:15 Women 4x6km Relay - 1.Norway 2.Sweden 3.Ukraine
16 MAR 16:30 Men 4x7.5km Relay
17 MAR 13:15 Women 12.5km Mass Start
17 MAR 16:00 Men 15km Mass Start


Medal table:

Norge....... ....- 4.....3.....1
Deutschland. - 2.....1.....2
Sweden........ - 1.....1.....1
Slovakia....... - 1.....0.....0
Ukraine......... - 1.....0.....1
Italia..............- 0.....2.....1
Bulgaria........ - 0.....1.....0
Russia ..........- 0.....1.....0
Frankreich.....- 0.....0.....3


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youtube.com/user/WorldCurlingTV
expressen.se/sport/skidskytte/norge-krossade-alla-sverige-langt-efter/
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ski-nordique.net/biathlon-un-pic-a-13-millions-de-telespectateurs.6181198-72348.html),
eurosport.fr/omnisport/sportif-de-l-annee-france/2018/fourcade-devant-mayer-et-griezmann-retrouvez-le-top-10-complet_sto7057747/story.shtml)
nordenskioldsloppet.se/en/
youtube.com/watch?v=_qHPnnazBZc
video.eurosport.com/alpine-skiing/soldeu/2018-2019/alpine-skiing-video-frida-hansdotter-says-goodbye-with-final-run-handing-out-pastries_vid1175938/video.shtml
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Other winter sport schedules:

>Langrenn
>09/03 Oslo 50k MST M 1000 - Podium: Russians.
>10/03 Oslo 30k MST W 1145 - 1.Johaug 2.Nepryaeva 3.Andersson
>12/03 Drammen Sprint M/W 1315 - 1.Klæbo 1.Falla
16/03 Falun Sprint M/W 1430
17/03 Falun 10k W 1130
17/03 Falun 15k M 1430
22/03 Québec Sprint M/W 1820
23/03 Québec 10k C MST W 1415
23/03 Québec 15k C MST M 1600
24/03 Québec 10k F Pursuit W 1430
24/03 Québec 15k F Pursuit M 1545

>Alpine Skiing
>08/03 Spindleruv Mlyn GS L 1030/1330 - 1.Vhlova 2. Rebensburg 3. Shiffrin
>09/03 Spindleruv Mlyn S L 1030/1330 - 1. Shiffers 2. Holdener 3. Vhlova
>09/03 Kranjska Gora GS M 0930/1230 - 1. Kristoffersen 2. Windingstad 3. Odermatt
>10/03 Kranjska Gora S M 0930/1230 - 1.Zenhäusern 2.Kristoffersen 3.Hirscher
>13/03 10:30 Soldeu DH M - 1.Paris 2.Jansrud 3.Striedinger
>13/03 12:00 Soldeu DH W - 1.Puchner 2.Rebensburg 3.Suter
>14/03 10:30 Soldeu SG W - 1.Rebensburg 2.Tippler 3.Brignone
>14/03 12:00 Soldeu SG M - Paris 2.Caviezel 3.Kriechmayer
>15/03 12:00 Soldeu Team - 1.Switzerland 2.Norway 3.gERMANY
>16/03 09:30 Soldeu GS M -1.Pintaurault 2.Odermatt 3. Kranjec
>16/03 10:30 Soldeu S W -1.Shiffer 2.Holdener 3.Vhlova
17/03 09:30 Soldeu GS W
17/03 10:30 Soldeu S M

curling

youtube.com/user/WorldCurlingTV

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News:
>Felix Neureuther quits and concentrates on shagging Miri full time from now on.

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Good call

How the fuck did she just fall right there on the straight

A silver medal is also good

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Who?

Can't blame the man.

based

Eva Urevc

high iq post

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"We didn't lose the gold medal, we won a silver medal!"

Only the one in 1st place wins, everyone else lost.

Neureuther: The Art of the Deal

Couldn't have asked for a more entertaining relay

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Klaebo is a fucking beast holly fuck

delete your account

rekt

Stenshagen ded

we took one out, nice

Please delay semis and fix the track, fucking hell this is embarassing.

Hoping for more crashes in the curve of death

Can you even do anything about it at this time?

L-l-l-lads

The madman Iversen on these conditions. Lul

If there's enough snow they could just remove all the slush on top.

De Fabiani/Defabiani became so good this season!

swiss Tranzini is so qt

>Sweden

slip slip slippety slip

Delay a few hours and get new snow on top. Salt + prep and run semis/final after 1900.

Why are Swedes so stupid and bad at literally everything?

seems like the others jsut cant do the frequency of him
did they skip that excercise at school? we did that, i ve seen footballers doing it too, for development and programming your muscules/nerval system(legs in particualr) to be able to do high frequency work
look at slow mo replays - his freqeuency is just higher, and he starts his uphill spurts immideatly

Don't you know we are a moral superpower?

Sweden BTFO

>Sweden

Rude

>Zdf broadcasts Nordic combined
REEE i want to watch Langrenn

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>Stina Nilsson

I hope she falls

stab! stab! stab!

Rude!

love this track, they should also make it legal for the audience to push and hit the skiers

Caldwell always falls

Another crash kek

>American skiing

LMAO

I'm loving this track

Haha

True

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For me? It's Stina Nilsson.

wish that was me (girl who jumped onto other girls ass)

Ha ha

Husk ingvild-webms. Var en god en akkurat idet når hun startet det lǿpet nå.

>klæbo

Low IQ race by klaebo

0o0

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All according to the plan.

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Based

I think (((we))) are making it too obvious today that it's all rigged

Time for Stabby Stina to choke away the globe

fucking frog

it's stabbing time

Å nei

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Why did we allow this?

SEGER ELLER DÖD

based

Stina

STABBED

Fast and beautiful

Stina's out here celebrating like she's won the sprint globe. Little does she know her plane will never make it to Canada for the final sprint.

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But all the MAXcasualties are grounded

Shut it down

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3000 IQ skiing from last to first

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Fuggg, that was quite the final.

S W E E P
W
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S W E E P
W
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Can you make one of Maiken's and Oestberg's cute little high five at the start line?

Based hivemind

sprints are very gay yes

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>t. Bolshunov

absolute municipality of Sweden

DELET DIS

Do you have Stina celebrating?

norwaywinslol?

Thank you!!

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Three Sprint Globes in a row for Johannes, first man to ever pull that off. Already the Sprint GOAT at 22. Literally who will stop him?

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Women russian biathlon team have no medals in relay since 2009

He's probably gonna retire early if he sweeps the next olympics. More of a Svendsen type than a Björndalen autist

Kurglov ans Shipulin commenting on russian federal tv, both are relay world champs

>sweeps
You mean sprint and two relays is a sweep?

for a sprinter I would say so

Think about Sundby

Beijing ski stadium is at 1700 attitutde

>Birkeland
What's the point if he's gonna be missing

How come Martin Fourcade is so shit this season?

Proxy?

I liked Darya Virolaynen but apparently she got CEPPED.

Bad weather modifier;
+25% to Bulgarian performance

I really hope leg 2/3 dont fuck up, our guys are in good shape

Because he's French.

Some whistleblowers caused buzz and he can't take the good stiff any longer.

Basedeland

What? She is not pretty at all

The last pretty ome were probaly Akhatova ans Ioureva

Brenton pls go

do people care about this sport?

Why the rest of french team became better and he became worse?

The boomers kinda do.
Millenials dont give a shit about sports mostly.

Surrendered as soon as he realized he wasn't invincible. Shattered his reality.

Fillet Mallion >> undoped Fucktard

also when you dope for year your body bocomes dependant on it. So after abolishing doping you don't go to zero but to less than where you started.

>Porshnev on 2nd leg

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I'm guessing fourcade demanded to be in the last leg instead of filet mignon

Christiansen has like 1 miss the entire championship

Öl :D

>nobody itt cares about men's relay
every time

I'm watching but we are choking right now. Nothing to say.

Maybe Sweden can get any closer. I don't want France to win anything.

no cute girls, only handsome men

no waifuautists

fucking sticc fucked this all up already

TB

Who is anchoring for Germany? Doll?

>Earls

Probably. Which is a bit weird since he tends to be a mental midget.
I would have lined up Peiffer as the last runner.

>french shooting

Can't wait for JTB to choke away the gold on the final shooting

>de thieux

Sweden ded

Redpill me on this qt. Is she good?

>seeded 9th

it's getting out of hand

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Nah. He got this.

What's the point of this sport when norway just wins lol

Oh it shows

The season ends and she has to fulfill her quota.

It's desthieux's fault we aren't getting a JTB v Fourcade right now

>tfw ywn seed barilla girl

>Sweden

>the son of Samuel

>(((Samuel)))

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Peiffer is such a based guy. It's the type you would be glad if he married your sister. No homo.

Fuck

JTB :o

Boe almost choked

kek

>French shooting

JUST

>fur chad

>4chad

>FUCKTARD

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4KEK

>4kek

true, he's pretty based

Let's go Slovenia

>Fourcade
hahahaha

>Fourcarde

>4kek

Can you remember unsportsmanlike conduct by Germans in biathlon?

Shipulin is commenting now and he said some bits about Schempp, he said Simon is one of nicest guys(on track) and that he can't recall him behaving dirty etc, other commentator meant that Shipulin-Schemp h2h in final spurts is like 8-2 and Shipulin said despite that Schempp never was afraid to leave him way spurt
(Fourcade blocked Shipulin's path in the finish spurt of mixed relay 2017 WCH, for example)

few days ago in women's pursuit Eckhoff blocked Dahlmeier's path on final spurt, was it ever otherwise?
(also recalling italian Windisch blocked Peiffer on mixed relay in Korea 2018)

i can only recall how LTH(she is german) broke Hinz's pole 2 years ago(3 years??) and gave her her own, can recall no bad things

germans are so nice

Is that qt swiss coaching only women's team?

ДABAЙ CУКA БЛЯЯЯЯДЬ

HAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED FOURKEK

what is so nice about him?

do you like his accent?

The absolute state of 4kek

and shall be norwegian flags all over swedish soil

Fourcade is a huge cunt. He once beat another guy deliberately with his ski stick.

>finishing 2nd with flag
onions

>taking the flag when you're coming second
I would have refused

>Sweden
hahaha

>another guy
Bjorndallen?

Didrik Toenseth '''beated''' Raghnhild Haga's brother with stick(threw the stick or piece of broken pole at him) and was DSQ on norwegian champs about a month ago

Four relays, four gold medals. World order restored.

>few days ago in women's pursuit Eckhoff blocked Dahlmeier's path on final spurt, was it ever otherwise?
Don't know. But knowmthat you mention it: the Hampster actually does block others on the finish sprint.
I just remember one incident from 16/17 where she blocked another girl and the german media was in full damage control mode by telling she wanted to make space for her but "accidently" switched to the lane where the other girl was sprinting.

>France is the only non germanic/slavic nation in the top10

noticed at the start of this season for whatever reason that JTB was favorite for all sprints and fourcade was fave for the longer distance events like mass start and the 20km individual. Is this just fourcade finally losing his legs? I remember 2 years back he was also the fave for the short distance races and he would always crush the last leg of relays by making up 30-40 seconds.

Nah. I think it was a swedish guy.

Unless you're from Luxembourg or something, you should refuse the flag at second or third place

Charlemagne is french

>Charle = Carlsen
>Magne = Magnus

Hmmm

This 4choke

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>Loginov is happy and smiling
wow

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JTB gonna need a new house to store all his globes and medals from this season.

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>Strategic genius

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It was a good day

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is Birkeland the most handsome of current men's biathlon? asking for a female friend

Jemtland is the rightfullest of clay.

the fuck is wrong with 4cad

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He's an asshole.

based

What a cunt move, shouldn't expect much more from him though I guess.

tbf they're half germanic

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France come from Franc/Franken

What a cunt haha

Samuelsson shouldve leave a gap

Cuntish behaviour from the biggest cunt of them all. Looking forward to his retirement

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Sweden has made a claim about this

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Ok Alonso, or Maybe Fucktard shouldn't go for gap that doesn't exist breaking a competitors pole in the process.

How detectable are blood transfusions? And how profitable?

And EPO?
what about blood passports, how come they cant catch it?

If you go to the archives you will see enough discussion about this shit, or ask in /cyc/.

Short Version:
EPO is much more powerful and a bit safer than transfusion, but is easy enough to detect unless you micro-dose or fuck with the test results (Like you did in Sotchi, Ivan).
Therefore many endurance athletes are back to blood doping, which is nigh impossible to detect (it's your own blood after all).

Timeline:
1970s/1980s = Finns start blood doping
1990s = Finns and Italians are the first to make the switch to EPO, every pro cyclist soon follow.
Early 2000s = EPO tests are developed and many make the switch back to transfusions. EPO cheaters are caught more often

expressen.se/sport/skidskytte/norge-krossade-alla-sverige-langt-efter/

Protest denied lul

what a faggot

>french people will defend this kind of behaviour
>french people still think they are hated for no reason

Barilla Girl won today btw.

>the skier in front has to leave a gap
Just no. Should've left an even smaller gap and forced 4chad to go around.

Undetectable. There was a great interview with Tammjärv in some langrenn podcast. Cyclingtips podcast played a part of it and he basically said that it's undetectable. Also Michael Rasmussen has said the same and provided proof how his blood values would've been perfectly fine with the blood passport.

Not sure if EPO is any safer. With high enough dosages your blood turns into porridge which is pretty bad.

In the end of the day all the antidoping work by WADA is just so sports look cleaner to the average viewer. In reality it's all just a retard filter and a way to limit the doping so that people don't die from their blood turning into oatmeal. All the real busts have been made by different law enforcement agencies.

>Samuelsson refuses to apologize to Fourcade
ok so he's not a complete beta

Young Ingrid a cute

post it!

And talkative lul blahblahblahblah

Wird Nessi morgen nicht rennen? :(((

Did you know her one of her great grandmothers is Russian?

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IBU decided this was legit, Samuelsson block him and broke his own pole on 4cad leg and anyway been 6 or 7 what the point...
>and IBU is far from be french

Someone has the webm of the JTB's shakiness on the last shooting ?

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>IBU decided this was legit
a lot of things are, that's not the point
>anyway been 6 or 7 what the point...
makes it even worse imo
Thanks for prooving my point, pierre.

Finally catched up with the biathlon today.

I hope for the sake of Doro that today she was really sick rather than just resting for tomorrow's mass start. Italy would have probably won gold today with her just being her decent self. Her entire career's big question mark is the lack of a gold medal, and fuck, today was the chance with Germany and France screwing up.

And when will Gontier score a perfect 10/10 ever again? No idea why Runggaldier started as 3rd, considering how slow she is it would have been a far better choice to risk her as 1st and let Lisa handle the delicate 3rd.

What a waste. At least the dark ages for Italy are over, there was a time when having one single athlete ending within the top 30 was considered a success. Multiple medals at Olympics and wch is something unheard of since the 90s.

>Gontier
Did the Italian press give her stick for this?

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Luckily for her, the only interest is on Lisa and Doro. And that's only because they're pretty and win stuff. Italian biathlon used to be dead for more than 10 years you have to understand.

Biathlon wch aren't even shown on tv as of now. Pyeongchang 2018 was the first time I ever saw biathlon on tv since some Torino 2006 dead time fillers.

The future looks amazing though, there's been an unprecedented boom in youth biathlon enrollment after Pyeongchang.

>No idea why Runggaldier started as 3rd
should have sent Elena instead

>Italian biathlon used to be dead for more than 10 years you have to understand.
>Biathlon wch aren't even shown on tv as of now.

It's the same in France no one give a single shit about this sport even if we have one of the best team for years and the best athlete since 7 years, they just shown this on tv since 2/3 years, imagine the salt in the north countries/Germany...

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checked and stabbed

better late than never

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is doro ill or morning sickness

>no one give a single shit about the sport
Oh I see. That must be why 15,000 showed up for the World Cup in Annecy last season, 1,3 million watched the Oberhof relay this season (ski-nordique.net/biathlon-un-pic-a-13-millions-de-telespectateurs.6181198-72348.html), Martin Fourcade was voted the French Athlete of the Year by Eurosport.fr in both 2017 and 2018 (eurosport.fr/omnisport/sportif-de-l-annee-france/2018/fourcade-devant-mayer-et-griezmann-retrouvez-le-top-10-complet_sto7057747/story.shtml) and every race is extensively covered by your largest sports newspaper: lequipe.fr/Aussi/Biathlon/

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Two weeks until Nordenskiöldsloppet, the world's longest ski race: nordenskioldsloppet.se/en/

A few hundred madlads will ski 220km across Sweden in one go.

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>bitches
>guns
why are more americans not posting here

>kvikkjokk
>jokkmokk

too busy shooting up schools

>Jokkmokk
youtube.com/watch?v=_qHPnnazBZc

reminds me of a stage profile of the Le tour and how I'll never have paul sherwen's voice in july ever again :(

It requires fitness, a very alien concept to the American, and while the targets are indeed black, they are much smaller than they are used to. This is very confusing for the American mind, so they just stick to handegg instead.

>Finnish biathlon is solely on Kaisa's shoulders
>still get all races in free TV

based piggy

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Why does she ever eat spaghetti, only wave it around in front of her face?

Today is the day for KAISA

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f-finland wins again ;_;

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and people dare to say finnish is retarded

win quota for the year is now full

the women on the right looks like Kvitova 2014-15

any way to see archives of old IBU profiles? to see what was there before they changed it... like skis, boots, martial status

L GS R1 now

Bassino wtf

>Petra

*shiffs in your way*

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No Barilla No Party!

She should start eating raw pasta in pressers desu

TOO
STRONG

Worley really feel off in GS

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Palander commenting on skiers making noise during their run:
>I remember one time I was coming up a small bump, couldn't see where the next gate was and then I saw I was coming in too straight and went FUUUUUUUUCK, the coaches took the piss out of me later and said "you seemed to have a lot to say during that run"

Frida's outfit is CUTE!

>alpine season is over as of today
soak it all in lads

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F

F

F

Holy fuck lads, got a bit emotional there.

same

Happy trails, daughter of Hans

F

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WTF

???

KIWI KIWI KIWI

what the fuck NZ

Mikaela doing an NRK interview while Robinson finished, said "Now THAT is impressive"

>Kvitova 2014-15
who?

Tfw no Tina Maze gf

*unzips tear ducts*

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always thought Ilka Stuhec > Klementina Maze tßh

buns...

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What the fuck is going on?!?

hirscher looks like an amateur compared to his best races

that was probably his last run :(

N O E L

Just retire jow Hircher, and save yourself the pain snd humiliation

1.Jutta Leerdam
2.Irene Schouten
3.Jorien Ter moors
4.Marrit Leenstra
5.Esmee Visser
6.Antoinette de Jong
7.Ireen Wust
8.Carlijn Achtereekte
9.Lotte van Beek

He still won the overall, slalom, and giant slalom globes. He's just tired after a long season, a bit of an anticlimactic ending for him though.

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Today it is snowing wet snow that will stick to the skis, and it will be very hard today. A very tough 10km/15k
The strongest and toughest will do well today.

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Heidi taking a cheeky peek at Ramm's butt when he was in the oven was pretty funny IMHO.

If you watch Norwegian riks tv I think you should pay them a bit too like we do. Gib money.

Predictions, let's go!
1. Johaug
2. no clue
3. no clue
It's freely available on JewTube so don't try me. Not like you haven't got enough money circulating there.

Nordström is thicc.

Is Weng actually as stupid as they imply or is it just a meme?

>Sundling

I bet she has greater force than gunpowder if you know what I mean.

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Cute.

Meme. I mean, who knows how smart or not she is. In all likelyhood she is around average.

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Langrenn girls > biathlon chicks

Ebba
b
b
a
b
y

Based and 100% correct

I second this opinion.

Imagine a threesome

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This

I believe that Jessie will win!

>I believe that Jessie will win

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*Laughs in johaug*

Therese leads from Ebba by over 8 seconds

>gasparin gave a birth and already qualified for WC mass-start
>waifu dont
???

I wish there were german forums/sites with comment secito to see the discussion.
its second bad season for her after 2015-2016(also failed sprint, was out of pursuit, out of realy team, out of mass start :()

btw in 2016 wch in oslo MDH won 6 medals, 3 of them are gold, 2 silver, 1 bronze
and in 2015 she won 4 medals, 2 golds 2 silvers iirc, that happened after she gave a birth 5-6 months before the start of WCH in Kontiolahti, where German women relay team won gold, Nessie was just 22 years old(like Bolshunov or Klaebo now; btw they are 22.25 and she was almost 23 though) and she was on 3rd leg and she did her part of job brilliantly!

wish i was her bf and we trained together 52 weeks a year!!! we would win golds together, like Poiree did with wife

11.9

Who, besides obvious choices from top-20 of World Cup?

For me, it's Heidi Weng

>tfw you'll never be in the middle of this

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Johaug might actually win this

Based Brorsson giving Peltonen some air time.

Lampic

diggins out of the game
probably overheating

Based cameraman

He was just filming the current lead ;)

Niskanen with a great race today

I better see some webms of Ingvild's ass. hnnnng

webm spermakoski for god's sake

Should probably ski naked tbqh

Woah look at that slime

JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE

Is this accurate?

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No, Belgium is literally shit at anything

6 medals in total in the winter Olympics compared to >our 130

You seemed to have missed the point of the picture.

Yeah, but don't people in Flanders watch speed skating? Also Bart swings is pretty good.

At least they got biathlon team

I didn't, Belgium should be a 'grey' country because their number of fans is insignificant

Russia = cross country

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The amount is not is not the point, most popular is. You could exclude a country like Estonia as well by that measurement. Then again I shouldn't expect a very high intelligence level from a toothpaste.

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you could add another colour just for us and *short track* speed skating now that we are competent

She’s such a slut

Finland = Hokkei

>finnish reading comprehension

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Happy Jessie with 3rd place!

Sweden - Hokkei

Hockey isn't an individual sport which is the point of the map.

I saw that, but my point is that you could exclude a lot of countries that are coloured by that measurement. Because there are a lot of countries gray where winter sports are popular, that I'm assuming is because of lack of data rather than actually insignificant number of fans.

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please give me the slimy Krista footage

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Absolute madlady

NZ NZ NZ

what part of kiwi are you lads from?

Based NZ

Shiffers wins GS globe!

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S H I F F E R S

>season is over

FUG

CUTE

Tragic shooting conditions on the biathlon track today. Strong wind and heavy snowing.

Women's Mass Start startlist:

>1 KUZMINA Anastasiya SVK 1984 1
>2 HERRMANN Denise GER 1988
>3 ÖBERG Hanna SWE 1995
>4 TANDREVOLD Ingrid Landmark NOR 1996 2
>5 ECKHOFF Tiril NOR 1990
>6 y VITTOZZI Lisa ITA 1995
>7 DAHLMEIER Laura GER 1993 3
>8 BRAISAZ JUSTine FRA 1996
>9 WIERER Dorothea ITA 1990
>10 ROEISELAND Marte Olsbu NOR 1990 4
>11 MAKARAINEN Kaisa FIN 1983
>12 r FIALKOVA Paulina SVK 1992
13 HOJNISZ Monika POL 1991 5
14 KRYUKO Iryna BLR 1991
15 PREUSS Franziska GER 1994
16 HILDEBRAND Franziska GER 1987 6
17 BRORSSON Mona SWE 1990
18 YURLOVA-PERCHT Ekaterina RUS 1985
19 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya UKR 1995 7
>20 DAVIDOVA Marketa CZE 1997
21 AYMONIER Celia FRA 1991
22 EGAN Clare USA 1987 8
>23 HAECKI Lena SUI 1995
>24 VITKOVA Veronika CZE 1988
>25 GASPARIN Elisa SUI 1991 9
26 PAVLOVA Evgeniya RUS 1993
27 PERSSON Linn SWE 1994
28 REID Joanne USA 1992 10
>29 GASPARIN Selina SUI 1984
30 BENDIKA Baiba LAT 1991

R.I.P. Kaisa

>1983

oh no no no

>BGWL

And Finland loses already

Magic unicorn rifle girl being cute on nrk.

This pls. I missed it.

I swear Kuzmina roids acne gets worse every day

Let's be honest. It's over. There is no way Kaisa doesn't win this today.
Finland cannot be behind Bulgaria in the table so other than gold for Kaisa today is jot an option.

nah, biathlon far more popular here then cross country

yeah pregnancy doping really is a thing

based and heidipilled

>Finland cannot be behind Bulgaria in the table

That's where you're wrong, sauerkraut.

>There is no way Kaisa doesn't win this today.

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I would have expected that skijumping is way more present in slavland. At least Slovakia, Czech Republik and Slovenia.

LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA
today is the day
I also won't watch because this is too stressful

Oh boy! Here we go!

Mass Start = best event!

>pregnancy doping

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If you're the guy who missed Lisa's silver then please don't watch indeed so we can be sure no one will jinx it

LISA BEST WAIFU

>Lisa

SICK DORO

>Kuzmina

Vitofags BTFO

>Kuzmina

>Lena Fättie

>4 misses for Kuzmina
>5/5 hits for Ingrid and Hanna
Good first shooting

>kuzmina

Nice weather

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>kuzmina last

AHAHAHAHAHHHA HAHAH HAHHAHAHHAHHAA

Remove Hanna and Doro.

Has a competitor ever shot another competitor?

Lisa what the FUCK are you doing?!??!

>remove the good girls
no!

Just bought Peltonen skins today

>Vitocunt
>Mass start
>successful

Why is Sweden so stupid and bad at literally everything?

based preuss

Rude

Very rude!

Tandrevold will win

>Kuzmina
>Häcki

>kuzmina shooting

I just want someone cute to win

preuss is kinda cute, rooting for her

good post

I bet Yurlova very soft and smell nice

Reminder that Thotrothea pulled a hampster and faked an illness to ditch the relay and prepare for the single event. Truely disgusting.

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If she did, she wasted her career's best chance for a gold medal

fake news

ffs Ingrid

Also
>preuss

>preuss

doro wins gg

ffs KAISA!

Machine Gun Wierer

DORO
O
R
O

and sick athlete wins again

High IQ

you may not like it but this is what thot performance looks like

PREUSS
R
E
U
S
S

Wierer can’t choke this away, right?

Checked

based Doro

Based thot

Which part of Italy are you lads from?

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Last shooting choke incoming. Kaisa to win.

lmao

Is this from some good old italian porn? I love the hardface, toned hardbody bitch look pioneered by the genre.

Doro a cute. She will do. Nationalism is for brainlets. Through cuties there will be unity and peace.

How do you pronounce THOT in your language?
Mine: tot

inb4 >Finland loses again

pompeii right by the forum

FRAU HERR MANN is going to cuck kaisa

Italian porn is really weird.

>doubting Kaisa

That's the current leader you horrible man.

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Fuck, got emotional when Felix finished as well.

Says the GERMAN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hnggghh FRAU HERR MANN

>maekaeraenen

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FUCK

>Kaisa

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

no medal for kaisa

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>Kaisa

>all these people wasting away their chance at gold

AFLA

lol

What a letdown

Also the eternal
>kaisa

Omg omg OMG

THICC vs. THICC

Yurlova ruins the podium tho

How are the wc standing going to be now that both Vito and Kuzmina choked?

HERR MANN

Lisa is back in top 10

First gold for Italy since.... 1990?

I want to smell Doros suit

HOLY SHIT! Probably the most exciting slalom of the season. Feller and Razzo had insane second runs. And Noel still being able to save the win!

>Doro takes the world cup lead
Based and redpilled

And ski boots

>Hobbies: Shopping

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Based

Lisa: reading books

Kek

My Noël did it again

superior waifu indeed

Based and antisuomipilled

question for the non-germans here: does this link work for you?

dfbliveuniversal-lh.akamaihd.net/i/p-2180_u-_l-web_dfbtv_a-testarea_c-DE_e-22752_i-9934105820190317135818_k-_q-_t-hdvideo/dfb_live_1_1@180340/master.m3u8?hdnea=exp=1552827798~acl=*~hmac=e3480eeba15b4c45ff6ad519b1892635d3c250709d0b2a678af8ed71cbb000f3

The virgin bookworm vs. the chad shoping queen.

I aint clicking that shit

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Jesus. It honestly looks like a cropped porno picture.

you shall not click it, you shall open it in vlc

>there are a lot of countries gray where winter sports are popular
Such as? Only candidates to be added seem to be UK, Romania, Hungary, Bulgaria, Denmark and Iceland. Going by share of population, not total viewership/participation none of them qualify. There are not World Cup competitions in any of these countries except for women's ski jumping in Romania. None of them broadcast winter sports on public channels regularly outside of the Olympics and none of them have traditions of pursuing winter sports.

I've updated the map to exclude Belgium, Latvia and Lithuania. Only countries worth arguing about now seem to be Croatia (strong alpine skiing traditions but not a huge following), Belarus and Ukraine (several great biathletes and skiers over several decades). I have no idea how big biathlon is in Ukraine and Belarus, but given how big it is in Russia and how well they do it's safe to assume there are several hundreds of thousands who follow the sport. Russians make up over 25% of Latvia's population and Rastorgujevs has been doing pretty well so biathlon might have a considerable following there as well. Removed it cause it's difficult to find any info.

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>environment protection
>humanitary mission

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tiril laughing when they asked about how wierer is as competitor and friend:
-well she's not one of my best friends

>Aperol Spritz
wtf

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>single

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Yikes, tries to save the environment on daddy's money.

Absolutely based.

kek

>customs

>ok user, spread your legs, we're gonna search you

the same with VH
>travel, shopping
i guess no time for other things when you are concentrated on training 24/7

also does Vittozzi have a bf? i remeber there was a pic.
Anyone know what year did they start dating?

THEY ARE TIED HOLY SHIT

DORO 852
LISA 852

hmm. seems geoblocked. thank you

Kollen will be epic

no pekka, not you

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>Slovenia
Already marked as a ski jumping country on the map, but alpine skiing might be just as big or bigger. Loads of fantastic alpine skiers and great pistes.

>Czechia
Biathlon must be at least three times as popular as ski jumping there, just look at the huge crowds in Nove Mesto and all the great Czech biathletes in the past ten years or so. Died down a bit after Koukalová retired, but still the biggest by far.

>Slovakia
It's a non-sport there and only two small hills exist. Don't think biathlon and alpine skiing are that popular there either, but Vlhová might've changed that.

this pekka knows what's up

I wanna squeeze barillagirl's fit and tiny body

The owner will be decided in the last race of the season again. Based cutie biathlon.

Both Slovenia and Slovakia are very big alpine countries.

There are some results that they can throw away still

Lisa leads by like 6 points with the 2 worst results going off

Remarkable result today for Lisa, back to 8th from 29th down

Herrmann is pretty qt actually, and good looking

Recreational alpine skiing seems to be popular in Slovakia but I don't think it has anywhere near the same popularity and standing in Slovakia as it has in Slovenia. There are only three Slovakians competing in the World Cup this season (2 men and 1 woman), while the much less populous country of Slovenia have elite skiers like Štuhec, Kline, Kranjec, Hadalin and Cater and legends like Tina Maze. Slovakia pretty much only relies on Vlhová after Velez-Zuzulova retired.

>speaks six languages
>lists a fucking cocktail as a "hobby"
Hahahaha, the more I think about it the less sense it makes. Based Americans

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Does Yurlova speak German? They were talking German there between them and had a laugh

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>German, Italian, Korean
without looking it up, I bet daddy was in the US Army.

She lives in Austria.

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Actually the link you posted worked for a moment, but it died quickly. I got the m3u8 and can watch the stream.

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still my fave

thank you for the info. How did you extract the address?

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Based

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Anyone watching the piggy jump in Nishni Tagil?

Biathlon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Langrenn

>"Say your Prayers, Seythot."

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

The third camera got shut off

Anyone recorded/made screenshots?

after the race eneded i leaved pc for a ten mintures, then came back, saw(for the first time, but i usually ignore all races with no Hinz, maybe should care for Herrmann too) that 3rd camera this day was not simpyl showing track time mark or finish zone, but during award ceremony it was also showing podium from not main POV, with zooming ings etc, so I caught a cute Herrmann for example

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actually true

>that 3rd camera this day was not simpyl showing track time mark or finish zone, but during award ceremony it was also showing podium from not main POV, with zooming ings etc
pic related

main windos(the one included in relay) shows one shot, the bottom right window(not saved in replay, simply dissapear, also the same where hinz hugged someone after mixed relay finish and i dont now who was it still ;_;) shows another poit of view/camera!

maybe there were more interesting shots, but its all lost, cuz I was too late to screenshot.....

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Poromaa is skiing in the men's race today btw.

2nd best body in biathlon?

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Never leave the pc Ivan.

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too bad our suits are fucking garbage aesthetically

High IQ race by Sundby right now.

i wish i knew how to record it and had a 20TB HDD
i would record all the stuff

actually nowadays they show(and still dont save in replays) zeroings better and you can actually hear what the coach is screaming to them

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who is no1?

Extremely stupid and bad post

I love them, but maybe beacuse i love whatever associated with cute germans like a blind in sympathies/love do

What would you imporve in their suits?

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Only good post by a Dutchman ever

Horrendous post.

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Someone pls make a new one. I am on mobile D.

Its a secret ^_^

also oberg is nice too, i love tallish girls

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Imagine defending individual starts after this

Check out Olsbu

the suit is not tight enough, it pretty much conceals a good ass

Did you see yesterday no1 applying lip balm before the race?

new here

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Because Americans are insecure and think a .22 calibre is too small for them.