Is he, dare I say it, a top 20 CB?

Is he, dare I say it, a top 20 CB?

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More like The Great Cock of Van Dick

is it dyke or deeyk?

>when a pornstar has to call him out as a scumbag

it's fun dyke

the digraph IJ is pronounced like the I in "strike" so it's pronounced literally dyke

It isn't actually, it's a much shorter sound than that. Imagine somewhere between the I in strike and "ay"
But English doesn't utilize that sound so they always make it dyke.

top 75 at best

Name the 74 better CBs

militão is unironically better

The Dutch Jaap Stam

High IQ

>we won the take ons
>we won the hot klopps
>we won the klopp dogs

One, two, three o'klopp, four o'klopp, klopp
Five, six, seven o'klopp, eight o'klopp, klopp
Nine, ten, eleven o'klopp, twelve o'klopp, klopp
We're gonna klopp around the kop tonight
Put your glad rags on, join me hon'
We'll have some fun when the klopp men won
We're gonna klopp around the kop tonight
We're gonna klopp, klopp, klopp, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna klopp, we're gonna klopp around the kop tonight

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everything this team does gets praised, every little thing and they do nothing but whine and use every excuse imaginable when they don't win
how can anyone who isn't a bin dipping scouse unironically like them?

i'm scouse and i fucking hate them

you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

>top 20 CB

Wrong sport faggot

messi is gonna dab all over him in the semis

1. Van Dijk
2. Chiellini
3. Godin
4. Pique
5. Ramos
6. Vertonghen
7. Varane
8. Gimenez
9. Umtiti
10. Laporte
11. Lenglet
12. Koulibaly
13. de Ligt
14. D. Sanchez
15. T. Silva
16. Bonucci
17. Skriniar
18. Marquinhos
19. Romagnoli
20. Manolas

what an awful list

Varane and Davinson too high. Where is Alderweireld?

>tf
>tp

Maybe a bit of a shit season for Varane but 3 CLs back to back and a WC in the past 4 years automatically puts him in the top 10

>Where is Alderweireld?
Outside the top 20, Sanchez has been way better than him

Chillini>Godin>Ramos>Pique

>tf
>tp
if it was an organ harvesting league, maybe I'll pay attention to awful opinions

>"The great wall of Van Dijk"
Totally bottled the nickname. There's no holes in Van Dijk who can hold back a veritable ocean of goal-scoring threats. it seems...

I would unironically buy kult kloppo dogs

Only boomers rate Chiellini. His defending is a relic of the past

being an Evertonian is suffering, wanna buy my season ticket