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WEC is better

Better than living in a fucking slum and eating monkey ball soup, yes.

>Willy already INCIDENTED
107% HAPPENING

For me, It's Nick Heidfeld

She deleted it.

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Why did she go on a seething rant when she could have said "no" or better yet, not reply at all?

And then validate Felix's fetishes and wish him a good day? Zoomers are fucking stupid.

Do you think Dickbum had an hand in it?
>Sees comment
>"FOH FUCK'S SAKE LIV, I'M TRYING TO GET A FUCKIN F1 SEAT HERE AND I DON'T NEED MY BLOODY GIRLFRIEND HAVING FIT OF RAGE AT INSTAGRAM TROLLS, NOW GO AND FUCKIN DELETE IT YOU DUMB CUNT"

Well, ask her about it?

>implying they won't enter with a P50 because they didn't have the time to fix their car for Australia

I want Dan on a RB seat,
>and he will

Guise, this is important - Pinks says that you should regularly get your cervix checked.

>I swear on me mum, Owen, that's all he was doing

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F

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why does everyone keeps F-ing this? Hasn't it only disappeared from the official entry name? The livery will still have it, won't it?

>Ferrari CEO Louis Camilleri said at the Geneva International Motor Show the Mission Winnow logos will not appear on the car in Melbourne.

OH NO NO NO NO

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>Australian banter BTFOs tobacco companies

I apologise for our hypocritical nanny state.
If cig ads are going to be banned for safety reasons, alcohol ads should be too, as the total deaths attributed to it are far higher.

>mick @ 1:42

The legend is a laughing stock

reminder

Daniel Ricciardo

*forgets*

Carrie

is

IS

unexposable

its so cringy when mercs are trying to push their unterhunden narrative
everybody knows their car is better
everybody knows they spend more money on development
everybody knows they are doing it for pr only

>plays 64D chess
>removes the MISSION WINNOW logos to save weight
who can stop this madman?

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Hi frens. Will lecute win a race?

>everybody
*except Anglo motorsport Lugenpresse

yes
for me, it's baku

they know, they just shill

Absolute Badass, Otacon, good job

Why is Mehri even still in Formula Kino?

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based

>Willy suspensions banned
???

PUNISHED
youtube.com/watch?v=u0tr0qpb1HU

>with the coach I spend more time than with my wife

Then James says you need to hold station for 1-2 or let Lewis pass for championship in Albert Park and he replies
>V
COPY JAMES

lewd

he looks almost suicidal

Shit they brought him back in AGAIN
I thought last time out would have been his last
Also
It's not only for the grid, they filmed Ghiotto being throwed a "BOX" sign and in a previous story Latifi was asked to "like, shake your head in disappointment"

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And Aitken is doing a thumbs up

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Be Libery media
>All Tv companies buy F1 rights on their Geolocation
>You literally have to pay to see HWL
>"Oh ok Bznz Idea: we make a PayToSee F1, the official one! So with that we make F1 for everybody."
>Nobody cares
>"Hmn well we will make 25 races, you know More races=More Fun"
>You will pay to see 25HWL/season

Thank god internet streams
Also new regs are a mistake

go away, fernando

*Ahem*

F1 is RIGGED and is trying to manipulate fans into watching and being pushed on to formula e

Thank you for reading

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You know Overtakes are not equal of fun, the DRS ones are boring as fuck.
>Imagine the decisive battle for WDC
>Ham is going to overtake Vet with 2 laps of tyre difference
>With bigger DRS Ham gets 340km and vet only 310km
>Overtake happens
>Ham gets a second DRS and goes away enough to finish the battle over a second

Maybe Vettel should have pitted 2 laps later then

Based basado baseado

You now remember the new very exciting 2016 qualifying format.
youtu.be/18Z3awZ05IU

>Red Bull is ahead of Mercedes
does Marko sincerely believe this?

Look after binging on Red Bull, the guy's probably not slept in a month.

>Bottas WDC 17.00 Odds

Easiest money you will ever make

>Quick Mick

*easiest money you will ever lose. he won't even finish in the top 3.

instagram.com/p/BulxbV1oHOG/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It would be had it not been for Toyota having its competition removed so it could win from not having anyone to race

>America fines Volkswagen billions from emission scandal even though all car manufacturers are cheating them

>Volkswagen has to pull Audi/Porsche from WEC because of lost revenue

>Toyota goes on racing and embarrassingly celebrates winning Le Mans as if they won it on Merit


Makes you wonder what kind of favour Toyota did for America to remove their competition from WEC???

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>we are able to put a lap on whole field right now t. marko after testing in 2011
>everyone is laughing at one-eyed monster
>spanish grand prix happens and whole field is lapped except mclaren, only because they recovered after nightmare in testing

he's a bit hit and miss, but more often than not he's right, especially when talking about relative performance of cars

I don't get why nostalgia for seeing Marlboro ads on tailwings gives everybody here such boners.
>It was le golden age where men were men and being told what to buy and consume made my peenor bigger

you wouldnt
too young and too feminine
go fire up your DS

*still on the McLaren for Melbourne*
psssh nothing personnel, Philip Morris

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>people unironically rate bottas
he's a mediocre driver and that's why Mercedes picked him up
he couldn't beat half of the grid over a full season given equal oppurtunity and car

Some interesting tactics are in play for sure

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Would dressing up as a cowboy and tossing a carton of Marlboros to the drivers mid-race make me a real man?

>McLaren is MotoGP-tier irrelevancy

Be a real man, pick up a can

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yes

for me, it's Camel

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>drinking energy drinks

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>finn

Image my shock

first the livery now that? they taking this whole JPS thing too far

I didn't follow the preseason tests, how is >my mclel doing?

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they had a few glory runs to hide the fact they are going to be at the back again

Three more day to the netflix docu, and less than two weeks till lights out.

Hopefully the midfield has caught a little up with the big boys.

>>wake up from a nap
>>feel like Winning Now
>>go smoke a cheeky Marlboro™ cigarette
>It's that easy, guys.
Ahem

the melbourne crowd now has a responsibility to get the marlboro logo on the camera as often as possible throughout the weekend.

Best 2019 timeline
>Ferrari WCC
>Max WDC
>Mercedes actually underdogs, finish third
>Alfa and Reno fight for 4th place while GIO, RAI and RIC take podiums
>Torro Roso and Mclaren fight for 6th
>HAAS and Racing. fight for best of the worst
>williams (lmao)

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>t. not Andre Lotterer

Fucked that up anyway.

Actual kino 2019

>Willy Sandbagging and have a meme car
>Hulk WDC without getting a podium

Nothing else matters.

>t. not Andre Lotterer

gimi

god. imagine if kubica finishes ahead of bottas in the wdc. automatic merc seat in 2020. ocon cucked.

B E L I E V E

lubricates

>automatic merc seat in 2020

Weird way to spell "Vettee BTFO from Ferrari and KUBGOD gets what he was promised in 2012"

This in F1 WHEN?

>Alonso crashes out while leading the Indy 500 on the last lap, JPM wins Le Mans

Likely this year, drivers and team principals had green screen filming sessions in Barcelona

I'm not sure why, but I could really use a smoke.

Roberto, por favor, detente.

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i want this. bit i also want vettel to become a 7 time wdc before hamilton.

>He said: "There were problems with the health department [in Australia] and there was no time for Philip Morris to find a solution.

What, I thought the whole MISSION WINNOW was about "finding new solutions to make world a better place"?

However, it gets even better:

>"[Mission] Winnow is not a brand, it has nothing to do with tobacco, because it concerns the transition from tobacco to electronic [products].

>"In any case, in Australia we will have a surprise for the fans on the car."

Place your bets, guys.

>automatic merc seat in 2020
These two would like a word with you

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And lets not forget this boy

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>absolute state of autosport
youtube.com/watch?v=HZieNSXT0rs

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Bravo

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>What the Ferrari and Manchester United fightbacks have in common

They both haven't won a championship in years?

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actual marlboro ads in morse code

>a surprise for the fans
Italian flag on the rear wing maybe

>>Max WDC
yikes

Gimi WDC best timeline
it's also confirmed by the get

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And this

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do you really think the trillions of gets people have gotten for kimi will hell him?

so this is the power of qualifying one hundredth above your teammate

>Wanted to do Lola kit months ago
>Literally 0 ideas
>Postpone it after 2019 ones so I might have some new hint
>Finish 2019
>Try to do Lola
>Still no idea on how to make it

That team is cursed I swear

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holy kek

God I wish Mastercard were more patient back then. This car was so gorgeous.

Missin'
Now

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Maurizio shooting up the Melbourne mayor's office with his tommy gun?`

There car is gonna have a cigarette livery but oh haha it not advertise ssmoking or Tabak just making people aware of how many trees get felled to make cigarette paper

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Reminder that Valtterie won 0 (zweo) races in 2018 which is even less than Kimi.

God I wish he would notice me

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Will have to see if I can dig out my copy of F1 97. Pretty sure they are in the team line up in the manual but never made it into the game as they were well & truly dead by Brazil anyway

this is correct
t. wondered why they weren't in the game at the time and resorted into looking at a cheat code book with no luck.
god i feel old.

Morley?

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>resorted into looking at a cheat code book

Only ones I can remember off the top of my head were this one & the Wipeout mode

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cats and dogs too. one where you could only see the cars wheels too i think.

Wow nice quads

>we will have a surprise for the fans on the car
wheelchair-bound Schumi smoking a red strapped to Vettel's halo in FP1

>Résultat de recherche d'images pour "1960's F1 drivers wives and girlfriends"

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>we will have a surprise for the fans on the car."
gimi livery :D

I'll have you know Altria is a socially responsible company that strives for the betterment of its collaborators, partners and customers through meaningful projects that aim to help communities and individuals such a Mission Winnow™. While it is proud of the history, achievements and traditions of its Philip Morris™ International Management branch, the Altria™ Group™ Inc™ strongly believes that an ever changing world, one where awareness of each action's impact on others and the environment is of primal importance, requires a conscious and critical eye on oneself. In this respect, Mission™ Winnow™ is the vanguard of a company that ambitions a redefinition of its values and activities in a strong framework of respect of the individual, the environment and the legislative landscape of every community that invites it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5DoUgd5PZ4Q
the bonus track in the shape of a F1 car was kino

and it will be back on the logo for bahrain.

winnowed the usage - quality not quantity

Simply ebin

A Leaf

Missione Vinciora

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i.stuff.co.nz/sport/motorsport/111026693/scott-mclaughlin-opens-lid-on-bitter-feud-with-shane-van-gisbergen
For what it's worth SVG parked dead centre in front of the No.1 board he didn't choose the spacing of the boards

nth for de underdogs

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>yes, we had a lot of problems wiz ze front wing
>but fortunately ze team in ze factory figured it aus in just a week

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For me, it's gotta be the classic, Rich Energy Scuderi Ferrari Mission Winnow

but for sure, i must remind you, that we bleiben de underdogs

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bsd

F1 World Grand Prix on the N64 is way better.
>challenge mode
fucking amazing

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This reminds me:
>Cleaning up the house
>Find some old CDs and DVDs
>Find F1 Challenge 99-02
>Some minutes later, a shitload of CDs with mods for F1 Challenge
God damn that game was beautiful

>my face when die angelsächsische Motorsportmedien believe our Unterhund Lügen

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totoposting is the best 2018/19 meme so far

>it's always G*rmans or A*strians
Why do they always have to do this?

I'll let you know that he's actually Polish.

That' question is as pathetic as some German media butthurt last year revolving around some company buying used Mercedes Atego trucks, remodeling them and then selling those to Arabs.
It wasn't a big thing but remarkably stupid to ask how Merc tries to counter that

The questions from the pic obviously

wow, even he didn't want to sign Kubica

Maybe the sleeves are a bit too much

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>gay PSG

formula1.com/en/latest/article.power-rankings-we-rank-the-teams-ahead-of-australia.3pewDnzEgRj1fdup3hTV3W.html
>ze underdogs

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WE

Reminder to thumbs down Ticktum :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=p345NBBHEh4

soon.

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>page 4 in

Some football shit like usual. Last page delta is 2 hours or so

Part of it seems to be the firing of some slackers from the German national football team.

>mfw Toto has taken the spot rightfully belonging to Gimiposting

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Tschämpjens Lieg

Oh right that also exists

>tfw no elderly fan to shit on the lackluster pace of the unterhunden merc

REEEEE DETRACTORS /OUT/

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Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
:)

Which one are you

where's the german bdsm weeb been?

friendly reminder to FUCK OFF!

could be worse. on Yea Forums there are 2-3 captain marvel threads being created every minute (i wish i was joking)

sneed

Is it positive or negative? Normie storm or Yea Forums opinions. Give us some details on it lad.
Also what did they think of that alita battle robot movie

I think we should be vigilant regarding pace for the next 30 min, Real vs Ajax is pushing hard

>"In any case, in Australia we will have a surprise for the fans on the car."

They'll be painting over the Mission Winnow base coat with a special tribute to all the Australian winners of the Australian Grand Prix to cover up Mission Winnow

:-(

Shit. *All the Australian winners from the last 25 years. There goes my clever joke, lads.

Or we try to optimize our qualifying pace

Fuck those Ashita battle cuck neckbeards with their relentless threads, her cgi eyes look so shit, and the movie is typical sjw shill shit, but they flock to it because it's something to do with some manga or something and they have a hard-on for alita for whatever reason. Gimi

They should just paint MARK WEBBER on the rear wing so Vettel can see him in his mirrors again.

not based
based and x filed

gimi

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what does AMD AMX's last name mean in dutch? because it sounds an awful lot like constipation auf deutsch

You seem upset care to expand?
I have heard that it's a pretty movie that's interesting/fun to watch.
A mate said it's Pinocchio meets real steel

I tried to express my feelings in their special thread and got bullied so now I'm seething, I hate it because of the shitty cgi and the shitty "women empowerment" theme, I haven't actually seen the movie but I got the jist of it from a few screenshots. It's mostly the shitty cgi that triggers me

Imagine watching superhero movies above the age of 11 lmao

You make a good point actually.
Superhero movies are only popular with immature manchildren, so it's no surprise superhero movie fans get hypertriggered by a "women empowerment" theme

stepping far

that was my gut reaction too. the eyes look so stupid in the trailers, and it seems like heavy handed stronk womyn bullshit
but i have heard this too from those who have seen it, that its just a fun, decent movie

t. roastie
Nowhere did I say I like superhero movies, they're garbage

@91281260
jesus this ausfag is in a 24/7 competition with himself to see how big of a cuck he can be
neat

Then why the fuck do you care?
>REEEEEEEE this thing I don't like features a thing I don't like, make them stop doing it!!!

You actually think the entire world has to cater for you, even with things you don't even like.
Grow up, you fucking manchild.

>to see how big of a cuck he can be

m8, all calling people a cuck does is expose you as a /pol/ brainlet.
It's not an insult that actually hurts anyone's feelings.

It's like if an es jay dubya called you a "shitlord"
It wouldn't upset you, and you'd just laugh at them.

@91281657
Wowzers
>nobody is allowed to have their own opinions or preferences and if they do they are sexist, mysoginstic, manchildren or incels
Also, bait me once shame on me

Less than two weeks until the F1 circus is back, feels good man.

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that's actually pretty cool

There is a difference between having an opinion, a sperging because something you don't even like caters to someone other than you.

based Hulkchad

What did she mean by this lads?

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Her dicc is wet 4 u

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her aubergine is wet

>aubergine
that's an eggplant

no it's an aubergine

not all of us speak american

Eggs don't grow on trees, dumbass.
>American education system

youtube.com/watch?v=Req2qhhhgB4

seems fun
>You make a good point actually.
I know...that's why I posted it

tomato, tomato
eggplant, aubergine

it's all the same

Love conquers all

i called you a cuck because youre not opposed to someone trying to do you harm. in this movie there is a backwards worldview where women are presented as stronger or dominant than men. everytime a movie like this is made, it affects the cultural zeitgeist and further solidifies this idea in the minds of all that see it. we are not all individuals floating around with no effect on each other. this mentality is weak and unnatural, and erodes youre cultural power as a man (which i assume you are). by not showing any opposition to this propaganda you are equivalent to a cuckold that shows no opposition to another man fucking his woman. cuck
no its mulignana

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aluminium
aloominum

lmao

>He thinks I'm actually going to read his rambling incel drivel.

shedule
skedule

Love didn't conquer 2016 ma boi

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Nico is love. Nico is life.

>vehicle
>verhickill

Delta time down to 40 minutes.
Need to pick up the pace.

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why does he look like vettel with better hair here?

>assmad that toyota is such a based brand it even has a war named for it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War

Also, didnt toyota get fucked too by the US not so many years ago? Or was it Honda?

>look like vettel
you kidding?

Because secretly they are the same person. Have you ever seen them in the same roon together?

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Yes

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Dunno, he cute

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where have i seen that woman before?

He is actually vettel with a wig. the alleged #16 car will be driven by Luca Badoer, who will never take off his Leclerc helmet. not even in press conferences

At Sauber last year.

or car 16 will be driven by Schumacher, come back to claim one last WDC in a ferrari. This will all be revealed on the podium at Abu Dhabi

>Kubica gets a cheeky podium in Baku only due to memes and not his actual skill
i want to believe

I need this in my life

Big diamond glued to the nose of the car

But in the last corner he gets crashed out by Hülkenberg who still manages to cross the finish line backwards and gets his third place podium. Poetry.

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oh god

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>WAGlad will STILL claim she hasn't had a boobjob

BOSS BOIS

Where's Bahamas bro?

exposed himself to a cop and got shot

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RENAULT

will

WIN

nothing

he posts under an American flag now

But

mana

dies

and

Waglad

rots

thermostat

Wot

seth

rent free

Gimi?

the absolute fucking state of these posts
sad

For me, it is Subbuteo

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These posts are more coherent than anything your gubbermin did in the last decade

Just do Racing Dot and slap a Lola logo on it :^)

Still replying to the attentionfag burger
He sticks out like a sore thumb, best thing we could do is ignore him like we did with the paki

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facts

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>screencapping your own posts
cringe

We need to go thiccccccer

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Still will.

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she needs a stomach job

I was the chokes no other part
And I just saved the screencap someone else posted

LOVE to Mana
LOVE to Kumakichi

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Who will be responsible for the first big Juan

Leclerc collects Vettel at Turn 1 in Melbourne

kubica doing pic related at turn 1

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A M D
M
X

Who's a better driver, Mick or Nando? Mick or Alex? Mick or Lance?

*Lando

\*Grando

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Sainz/Norris is easily the worst driver pairing on the grid this year

>Alright Emilia you've made it this far on this F1 special edition of Fear Factor. All you have to do to win is drink these 4 glasses of horse semen without throwing up.
>It will be diffic....I DIDN'T SAY GO YET

Va-t-il être exposé ?

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>/f1/ knows the names of Emilia's horses

Move aside WAGlad
Equinelad is where we're at

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Taavi
Obo
Dylan
Grando

I think she might have a few more now though.

Technically they are all part of the stables but I have never seen anyone else with Grando.
That is her fucking horse. Quite literally.

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And Vivien has her Big Black Horse called 'Caesar'.

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What's up with women and horses? Fucking weird as shit.

they want to feel something large between their legs

Which one? No rich energy unfortunately

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Do they have the red bull mixers?

>tfw no Rockstar sponsored F1 team

Ex F1 talent now

JPM > Kamui Kobayashi > Alonso

Rate

Alonso exposed Montoya in the wet at Daytona 24
So kamui, alonso, jpm

>active F1 driver outperforms older fatter long retired F1 driver
Who'da thunk it!

>Kamui > Alonso
yikes

btw holding blatantly contrarian opinions don't make you smart

Alonso was better than JPM in 2004, 5, and 6 too

>reading comprehension

Friendly reminder those Renaults were illegal

nice 2018 leddit meme kid

hawt
spicy

>your post clearly implies that it's unfair to rate the alonso of today against the jpm of today because jpm has been retired from f1 for much longer
>I point out that alonso beat JPM in three years when JPM was not old fat or long retired
>you claim that I misread your post
Go back to vietnam and don't come back to australia until you've learned english

>discussion is about rating Ex F1 talent
>your comparison is of when they were current F1 talent, literally 15 years ago
>somehow you think everyone else doesn't understand the subject
yikes

Why are Americunts so obsessed with dickriding Alonso?

>look ma, i posted it again!

I only post it when Americunts dickride Alonso.
Ironic that you observe that I post it a lot.

>wah you can't compare retirement-home alonso to retirement-home jpm the time difference is too big
>me, an intellectual, "well, when they were comparable alonso was better, so it stands to reason that he is still better"
>you, a brainlet, "learn how to read faggot"

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Get a V6 pack

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>being an """intellectual"""
>needing to resort to childish insults to make a point
Hmm...

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speaking of JPM, connie was a qt back in the day

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Please understand that I haven't visited this place in six years

To spite you. You, personally, Jian.

Me when I see someone posting thiccy

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Based

based haha
lol

are you mad because nobody ever called you based?

o rly?

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yes

based

Question my brother and I are discuss and need your help anons....

Which great drivers were only a one team driver...? Championship winner or multiple race winners top 3 in WDC who didn’t die in that one team...???

Help needed.

My brother said Jim Clark

Hunt

Hunt drove for Hesketh McLaren and Wolf

We need one team driver with a championship or top 3 finish with multiple race wins

>who didn’t die in that one team.
>My brother said Jim Clark
the Formula Two car he died in was a Lotus

thought you meant who was successful with only one team, not who drove for only one team

>one team driver with a championship
Doesn't exist. Closest ones are Hamilton and Hakkinen

This is not a very good picture of her

F2 isn’t F1, so he was right?

What about top 3 WDC with multiple wins? Someone great

all g, we both couldn’t think of one but he said Clark, maybe it’s just Clark

Long lost son.

Gilles Villeneuve almost but he did 1 race for McLaren.

I've not 100% checked this but I think the only drivers to have won a race and been at only one team in their career are Jim Clark, Gunnar Nilsson & Luigi Fagioli. Those last two only won 1 race.

Vettel WILL win the championship

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>race thread posts
Absolutely rebarbative.

>yfw it's like 2007 all over again as Vettel and Leclerc take points from each other and Hamilton wins by 1

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8bins won't let that happen, he's Schumacher vintage Ferrari staff.
People will be memeing Leclerc as Lecuck after the Canadian GP.

Screenshot this post.

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So Sophia is doing testing today. First time back in the car since the crash.

If there is any live timing it will be on this link.

livetiming.alkamelsystems.com/monza

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Maybe he should ask Gimi :^)

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>monza
Until when is on?

No idea.

She just woke up so I guess in an hour or two.

It's Monza, I'm sure she'll be fi...

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>She just woke up
how do you know that??

>She just woke up so I guess in an hour or two.

But how do yo... actually I don't want to know.

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>2019 Formula European Masters
>Round 1
>3–5 May

LAAAAAAAAAAAAME

if only he was decapitated in the catch fencing, someone better than Racing · would have bailed out Force India

Yeah but at the same time

>2019 W Series
>Round 1
>4-5 May

Gonna be a fun weekend that.

But it so far away

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Waggers operates on a level we cannot even imagine

>or of course, that or he's Five

Probably closer to the latter

I mean, that wouldn't be an issue...
Knowing where she's staying and heading there would be

....Can we pretend I'm not on google maps looking at hotels near Monza with flat roofs and east facing windows?

I genuinely wonder a little, sometimes

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Hint, check also hotels that are near the highway, not necessairly in Monza, things get hard if you consider many stay in Milan

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>Sophia's new teammate for testing has a model GF who is a BTCC grid girl

I approve

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>WAGlad will claim she hasn't had a boobjob

It's just getting silly now, m8

>Marketing & Events Manager for the W Series

That is even better.

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Waggers... how do you know what kinda hotel she's staying in when she's not posted anything to Insta or Twitter? Or dare I not ask

She posted this on her insta story not too long ago.

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>Ferrari
>not favoring one driver clearly after late spring
How does it feel to live in 1995 dude

>implying Vettel would ever back down if Leclerc gets the jump on him

also trashed Raikkonen who himself trashed Montoya
seriously was Montoya even good?
barely quicker than Ralf and popular because he crashed into Schumacher when he had faster cars

Doesn't matter, Ferrari would hinder him through strategy or engineering if it would help out Leclerc. Hell, maybe even fire him. Seb isn't bigger than Ferrari.

>he crashed into Schumacher

>implying that's a bad thing

muh benis :DDDD

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Aaaaah

>no rich energy
are you shopping at a favela street market or what?

Sounds like she might be out of a drive though.

Hope not.

Nah, she's talking about F3/4

Ahhh.

Still shame.

Indeed. Though on the other hand I don't think I could handle Charlotte making her Macau debut.

But you could get Sophia's dad doing a group photo shoot at that pool.

I'm just hoping for a reverse angle pic of the white bikini desu

Oh god

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A different one to this one?

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I haven't said it is or isn't.

He was just famous for being le guy who stood up to Schumi (which cost him more points than Michael) or going through the field overtaking midfield cars after spinning or crashing (kinda like Verstappen today).

I'm hoping for higher res.
>not that I won't fap to that one

Has AFLA Romeo won the WCC yet?

reminder that Leclerc was barely quicker than Ericsson the last three GP weekends

Live timing is go

There is a VAR 6 and a VAR 5

Trying to figure out which one she is in.

Whichever is slowest

>F3 and F4 cars testing together

Waiting for this to happen now

Even worse there is a 49 year old from BOSS GP there as well

I would drive through her if you catch mi dorifto

Huh? What's this got to do with Dasha?

Okay Sophia is in Car 099 (Old German F3 number)
Callan O'Keeffe is her teammate in Car 27 (Old British F3 number)

KIC BL is Isac Blomqvist, Sweden
KIC LA is Konsta Lappalainen, Finland

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What's FREG?
Closest I could think of is Formula REnault, but that doesn't explain the G.

F3 Regional

Blame the FIA

Literally the only thing more idiotic than >pic related

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Looking vitalised

Based Carrie

And Umberto Laganella has caused the first red flag

Yes I was autist enough to look up who is driving the Italian F4 cars.

>kelvinvanderlinde: And how was the week in jail with Manuel?
>carrieschreiner @kelvinvanderlinde Let's see how I am on Friday
"A week in jail with Manuel" wat :D

I'll take a wild guess and say personal trainer?

Driver coach

Specifically this guy

instagram.com/lauckmanuel/

I collisioned her so I have to drive through her box

*bwooh*...gimi...*bwyyh*

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gimi

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>BOSS GP

Shit I forgot that was a thing. Apparently the Toro Rosso has been absolutely smashing the series for the last 4 years

/f1/ BOSS GP team when?

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F2 live timing as well

livetiming.alkamelsystems.com/circuitcat

Business idea: F1 keirin

Pros:
Don't ever have to hear "5 lights and away we go" ever again
Don't have to watch Lewlew cruise off in to the distance while his Wingman holds up the pack for him
Celebrity pace-bicycle riders (a huge pro for Liberty)

Cons:
Literally none

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Oh wow

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>Red Flag
>King and Boschung both stopped

Pls tell me FKino had a crash in testing.

>Benetton-Judd
Look how they massacred my boy

Best thing seen so far is someone turned up with a fucking AGS JH23 for one round in 2017 for laughs

It finished way off the former F1 cars & even behind all the lower formula runners. Then again this was it's pace when brand new

BOSS GP is a special thing for sure

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It's like racing the AI on easy. Would it even be fun anymore?

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So what car does /f1/ buy?

Seems engine rules are pretty lax so you don't have to use original parts etc. That AGS JH23 entered with a V10 slapped in the back of it. Seems most runners in the top group use the Cosworth or Judd V10 but could just buy some obscure meme car & enter a lower tier

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>No category for a Gen 1 Formula E car with a V12 in the back

Don't try and tell me it wouldn't be fun.

>So what car does /f1/ buy?

2018 Mercedes.
Seems pretty obvious.

We should ask Simon to go to Faenza and seduce the Toro Rosso receptionist into giving him the 2008 car

Mission Winnow will be back at Bahrein GP
>You can't stop Ferrari's Mission :DD

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>Italian version of Tabi

His perfect woman.

Ferrari confirmed for not being able to handle Australian bantz.
Are Ferrari, dare I say, Mexican?

>Okay Sophia is in Car 099 (Old German F3 number)

Confirmed, fwiw

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There's a Jordan EJ12 with original livery, parts, overalls, pit gear & even some apparently legit unused Michelin's going for £290,000

>has to use a Judd KV8 Formula 3000 engine as Honda refuse to let the engine go


Also someone hired Tarso fucking Marques to enter the last round of the 2016 at Imola. He somehow beat the likes of Luke Skywalker & TinTin. He had the pick of running a 97 or 99 Benetton or a 04 Minardi

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heikki kovalainen...*sips* now that was a waste of seat

Reminder that Tiggy is /our guy/

youtube.com/watch?v=0dZlG6VyyNA

This woman I believe is the Toro Rosso receptionist.
instagram.com/jepilly/

Doesn't seem to be interested in F1 and just took it as a receptionist job.

So it seems WINNOW will be banned in countries where ANY advertising by cigarette companies is illegal, but okay in countries where only advertising cigarettes specifically is banned (will also obviously be allowed in the 3rd world shitholes).

All that's going to do is make it more reminiscent of previous cigarette advertising, which is exactly what they have been trying to do with barcodes and white boxes for years.
The morons have done them a massive favour by making it even more obvious.

Do all women have an Instagram or have I missed something?

Most of them do.

he rivaled Hamilton in raw quali pace but was dog shit once the lights went out
must have been psychological

For example this is the Red Bull receptionist.

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>the woman you know and fantasise about probably has freely accessible pictures of her in a revealing outfit for you to fap to
What a time to be alive

>oh no mission winnow oh gosh ban this asap kids will start smoking by seeing a symbol vaguely looking like the Marlboro symbol OMG

Enjoy having penniless teams again, clowns like Williams or Sauber who need to lick the boots of either Ferrari or Merc to survive because they can't get money from elsewhere

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What's a 'Sauber'?

get with the times

Can you get your lady friend to be the team chef for the BOSS GP /f1/ entry?

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F2 team, you casual.

which lady friend??
used to be a cool team until it was renamed to Beta Romeo

I wonder if they're gonna go bankrupt seeing how much Beta Romeo spare parts cost, if any driver crashes out during a race

The feeder one

what are you even seething about? there are no tobbacco sponsors in f1 since 2007, with the exception of PMI and mclaren in 2019, so why do you mention midfield teams (inb4 mclel, i know)? they don't have fag branding for more than 10-15 years and it's not like we've heard any rumors about someone interested in sponsoring them. if anything it helps smaller teams, if one day ferrari lose PMI and they can't spend another 50 or whatever millions on car development

Big yikes at this post.

gotta go fast

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I think a front snake is something different.

>Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaaake!!!!
always think about that dramatic voiceclip from when you die

Wrong Greeceposter.

:DDDDDDDDDD

Loving the footwear

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And no. We can have Danish Pajeet who manages to fuck up pasta. It's what we deserve.

So you are back, Nick ?

Aeiou

>97 or 99 Benetton or a 04 Minardi

What would you choose? For me Minardi because I just love them

Was there any doubt?

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Nick is still kill afaik. I don't know if he has any plans to change that. That leaves me (the mick) and the actual Greek who may or may not be Nick.

Just had a better idea. WAGlad in charge of catering.
>there's no food lads, only booze. Everyone ok with that?

I'm not going to be held responsible for everyone being violently ill.

youtube.com/watch?v=kcsUs4pwFnc
Based Dan Ticktum driving the Red Bull Honda RB6. I bought 2 cans of Red Bull because of this. I love Red Bull.

We're all adults. We can always say no :DDDDDDD

And remember WAGlad, there is no "caterpillar" in "catering", so clean out your pots and pans first.

I do it's the other people with me who don't

>tfw someone decided to leave a hash brown out last night and we found it half eaten by the cat

>there's no food lads
>Implying I wouldn't force him to make some pizza

The same cat who ate that pork?

Yup

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Watch as Dan Ticktum will be reborn after his 2-year ban due to Japanese discipline in Super Formula. Watch him complete dominate F1 with finesse beating that Schumacher kid.

Austria, right?

How much are you gonna laugh when Dan can't beat the culture clash in Japan and ends up being highly disrespectful to a senior member of the team?

He makes a really good pillow though.

I fell asleep on him for 30 minutes before.

Dan Ticktum.

planetf1.com/news/outside-world-to-blame-for-verstappen-troubles/

Happy now, /f1/?

Next session of Sophia testing is GO

livetiming.alkamelsystems.com/monza

Thiccy might aswell count as a planet, yes

That's a very, very neat timing website

it.motorsport.com/formula-e/news/porsche-pronta-formula-e-svolto-shakedown-con-la-monoposto-gen2/4347935/

>Porsche did the shakedown of the FE car for next season
>Neel Jani at the wheel will be one of the 2 drivers

Yeah Alkamel are pretty good.

>mfw I can destroy a Red Bull title run by divebombing Max while a lap down in iRacing

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Results from today.

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is there any interesting racing going on today?

FIA Formula 3 Campionship
FIA Formula Regional European Championship
FIA Formula 3 Asian/North American Championship
Euroformula Open
Formula European Master
National F3 Championships

It's a fucking disaster

You forgot the W-Series which is also an F3 series.

Oh and Formula Renault Eurocup which is now running the F3 chassis.

Also related to those
>FIA Formula 3 Campionship
Has a pretty interesting lineup

>Used Superlicense page as a reference
>W-series isn't in the list

What did they meant by that?

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Formula Regional European Championship is AWS-tier

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Euroformula Open is the usual Euroformula Open stuff

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Sebastian Fernandez will run that aswell but under a different flag???

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Based Eyetie

ebin

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Kimi is so nice and genuine compared to other drivers who are egoistic ass holes.

iltalehti.fi/autouutiset/a/aef646e1-c592-4135-91f1-a887e682c6f2
>Kimi Räikkösen lämmin ele autonäyttelyssä: Keskeytti haastattelun ja tervehti pyörätuolilla liikkunutta ihailijaansa
>Kimi Räikkönen's warm gesture at a car show: Interrupted the interview and greeted her admirer with a wheelchair

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Isn't that Nathalie Mcgloin, the FIA president of the disability comission ?
She has already has some history with greeting RAI

twitter.com/nathaliemcgloin/status/1016063021834227712

She surely is gimiboo.

Sip from your seat this #AusGP Show us where you'll be watching the season opener from for your chance to win some swag #F1

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this post is literally from 2012

They're probably fucking

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Reminder there will be HWL til 2021

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>imagine first thing you see out of the car when you open your visor and its Ron
poor Gimi

Haas wins lol
detractors btfo

Fisichella is a pussy. Gimi passed him on the outside

Who would win
>Nothing is solve
>DETRACTORS

Really depends on how everything is solve or not.

SEETHING SCAM ENERGY

FISI DID NOTHING WRONG

Chad Red Bull vs seething virgin incel scam (scum) energy

Tractor Cunt is not aside from detractors
>frog's death confirmed this year

MISSION THREAD NOW

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