/hoc/

kek I knew hours ago dork
gonna take you up on the red bull rec though not gonna lie

If there is a god, he will grant us a patrician Yotes vs. Blues WCF.

>crossthread replying
cringe and redditpilled

youtu.be/8DpjJ06bL8g

I'd like to see them make it just for the SEETHE in the general
Even though they'd get swept in 3 by the top team

I strongly recommend you end your life you diseased fucking dog.

Imagine being born in Winnipeg and not doing everything humanly possible to get the fuck out the day you turn 18.

Man up and reply to me bitch.

Man up and reply to me subba(n).

fuck off ted, ya microdick faggot

I had to wait until 24. Its ok if you live in Charleswood though

Buncha zoomers in this thread

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>shittsburg back to missing the playoffs
Best timeline

Not Ted, kys commie

Not surprised she dates black guys. She is used to being around long poles

She looks like a Russian mail-order bride

holy this

>divorces while guy
>dates three black guys in a row after
wh*toids btfo

kaapo kakko desu

Literally definition of overrated when it's your peers saying so

What's up /hoc/?

living large

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS

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75% of /hoc/ users wont understand this meme

how is Crawford going to coach and play goalie?

>SJ instead of SJS
>ARI instead of ARZ
>LA instead of LAK
>fucking CLM instead of CBJ
grim

Whoops

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dont recognize american broadcasting standards?

ARZ / ARI is the only one that seems to go either way.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:NHL_team_abbreviations

nbc has used clm forever newfriend

Literally no one has ever used CLM.

i didnt ask you to confirm your neophyte status

lick my ARZ nigger

>twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1101539322954686470
Reddit absolutely blown the fuck out

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>if pk subban didn't exist laine would be the most overrated
oh no no

Just woke up, lads

>Laine is the most overrated white player

Reddit hates Islanders fans tho

Nope. /r/hockey was loving the boos last night.

sean avery is and always will be one of hockey's greatest allies
go back and never return

BASED AVERY

It’s kinda pathetic subban couldn’t get a better white woman. she’s 35+ and her serial dating is public information

webmshare.com/ZbnYK

grim

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I wouldn't know.

>You fucking greasy Islander fucks; you guys get out-cheered in your own barn by Ranger fans every time the Rangers plays the Islanders in Long Island
Holy shit, r*ddit literally btfo for all eternity and beyond

subban is gay
their alliance is for pr reasons

>mad that they got dabbed on consistently by a teenager
>reeeeeeeee overrated

Lay off the mouthwash, Sammy.

absolutely based

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>does nothing all game
>can't skate, pass, hit, forecheck, backcheck
>is lazy as fuck
>not overrated

>what could have been

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there would have been a loud ping as if somebody hit the post.

Avery is a dumbfuck. He obviously doesn't understand shit. Too many hits to the head I reckon.

youtube.com/watch?v=6_82zlsB7jg
Like most of the asshats that have commented on this. I didn't know so many Nort Americans had brain damage. I would like to see how Laffs fans would react if Matthews signed with Arizona when his contract is up with them getting ZERO in return.

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Now we’re pretending Avery is “le /ourguy/?” Fuck off ubderage, you’re not fitting in.

No but it's a lesser of 2 evils
Islander fans are the embodiment of r*ddit right now and got btfo by basedvery

Nah, Avery has always been a massive faggot.

This makes the most sense

>expecting a guy to waste another 8 years of his career in a shitty rink for a team who refuses to spend the money to field a decent team
K

As if plebbit would be angry at a Judas. The place is full of cucks you fucking cocksucker

The problem is that he LIED. Get it through your syrup-addled head.

prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/25/sean-avery-used-to-mock-dustin-brown-about-his-lisp-and-wife/
go back

he wasnt lying when he said it, only in rear view has it been accepted as a lie

damage control

Next person who talks about Reddit is banned from ever having onions rings ever again.

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Anyone have the brainlet tavares?

Kys John.

you first Ahmed

Hes right about the fans getting out cheered by the >rags though. Isles fans are shit and that building was only alive last night because of tavares. Typically a very silent barn

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onion rings are reddit

I wouldn’t mind Avery being a shithead if he wasn’t so holier-than-thou at the same time. When he acts like he’s somehow a better human being than Brodeur, or anyone else he had it in for is laughable

Fried mushrooms are the patrician’s choice

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Whiter than you Paki

JEESUUUUUS CHRRIIIIST III LOOOOOOOVE YOOOOUUUU YESSS I DOOOOOOOO

Leaked convo between Ted from Akron and some thot

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didn't laffs booed their own defenseman for playing badly?

never had onion rings in the first place
i mean, isn't it just onions in batter?

>Laine #2
Are those 200 NHLers >/ourguys/?

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g r i m

Onions rings are absolute trash. I have no idea why /hoc/ started this unfunny nonmeme

tbf, onion rings are a 9/10 meme but only actually like a 4/10 food.

Only 65% answered that particular question

1/10 food
0/10 meme

Agreed
I'm also a fan of jalapeno poppers

>Liar bitch face
based ted

t. literal child

Any team's fans would boo Jake Gardiner if they had them on their team. The guy has a long history of fuck ups that turn over games even in the playoffs.

Imagine playing 64 games and not breaking 50 points

This doesn't make any sense, Ted is gay

All mods are cucks

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big if true

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puljujarvi in the hospital
all the nurses gonna have a good time

>the state of males in our lords year two thousand and nineteen

Oh noooooo dude

Damn isles are fuckin based. I bet they win the cup this year.

This but unironically

>given her thousands
why do incels do this

But I wasn't being ironic :)

>Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that bulju has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Edmonton may rule the fate of many

K E K
E K E
K E K

No idea, I'm an incel and would kill myself before doing that

You know women will fuck you for free right?

Also forgot he handles the puck as if it were a bomb.

Not many of them

Take the volcel pill, lad. Commit to saving yourself for a qt hockey-loving wife.

Taking a massive Toronto right now...Might flush twice

Soryy, but blues - teds sfc this year, trust me
Iles will probably make it next season

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Taking a massive combination of Laine and Bulju right now.. might wake up in a hospital tomorrow

>wins your shootout

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>Pierre Dorion said he met with #Sens players this morning. "I told them that our play recently wasn't acceptable." He said he told them: "No more excuses."

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even a jack and coke costs me 5 bucks

I wish i could see Bulju in person at the IIHF WC 2021, so he can sign my chest

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Sens players should have said the exact same thing to dorion

Lol never dated a woman have you?

Time is money, friend

>things that suck and are gay
kings
ducks
all california teams actually
the hockey cuck
people that say >vegas reasons
vegas fans
sunbelt """hockey markets"""
ontario
ohio
finns that are not seb aho
manitobans that are too afraid to catch these hands

That's all I can think of off the top of my head, will probably add to this list later though.

Pretty based list, you just forgot one thing

what a retard

not the worst list I've ever seen t b h

What did he mean by this?

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this sounds like him and melnyk trying to shift blame onto boucher
really fucking dumb

>public figure
not Whore

Wonder how her husband feels about all this?

thirst + boredom + disposable income

What is it brother?

>things that suck and are gay
gays
gays sucking dicks
american "football"
saskatoon not having nhl team

>Let the wildebeests roam...
EVERY TIME

what do you expect, pic related is her stream RIGHT NOW

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A certain steamy province

April Wine = based
The Guess Who = based

Everything else from Canada is reddit as fuck, especially Neil Young, well except for John Allen Cameron, Anne Murray and Hank Snow, they're based

more beta orbiters than Jupiter has moons i'd bet

at what point do you just dissolve the fucking franchise

Honestly if I were a wealthy athlete I wouldn’t be wasting my time on instawhores like Jakke Suomi when I could just roll down the street any night of the week and have my pick of whichever thot I want

That's gonna be a hard yikes from me.

ok dad

bruins lightning is the staley cup final 2019

your dad likes Neil Young

*Boomer intensifies*

>he doesnt rate rush
youtube.com/watch?v=LdpMpfp-J_I

I just had to chug a whole bottle of vodka to understand this extremely HIGH IQ post

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Is that the secret to deciphering Finnish posts?

quebec

>two eastern teams
>SCF
:^)

Jesus Christ

It's the secret to making them as well.

yeah so?

he actually doesnt, he likes generic dad-rock. Ccr, ramones, hurriganes and other similar bands

You don't understand the power of the bogs, through Gary their supplicant

incels like this are actually more of a problem than anything from /pol/. completely neutered, not even cucked.

the ramones fucking suck and are gay
adding that to my list

>I would like to see how Laffs fans would react if Matthews signed with Arizona when his contract is up with them getting ZERO in return.
Well, if the team is still doing really well, he might stay? I mean Stamkos almost went ufa, but then he chose to re-sign with the Lightning. Why? Because they at the time had already built a great team. When you're a legit #1C that's been stuck on a shit team your entire pro career, you're going to want to test the waters.

If the leafs are shit at that point in Matthews' career, I wouldn't hold it against him for wanting to bail. But I highly doubt the team will be as much of a dumpster fire that the Islanders were when JT was about to hit ufa. If Matthews really desires to return to Arizona, and has no intention of resigning with the leafs, he'll say so.

jakke wasnt really wealthy when he was doing that.

I was sticking to Canadian offerings.

you talk like a boob

what content does she create other than semen emissions from sad men

How does one grow up in arizona and dream of becoming a hockey player?

>950k plus bonus money
Even in a city as expensive as Vancouver if you’re pulling in 1m+ a year you’re rich

Slaughter and the dogs kick their ass, from the same era

WE
ARE
A
TEAM

But he actually cucked that whore. He said after her streams he was sitting in chat of another whore streamer. BOOOM GET KEKED LIAR BICHTFACE AYOOOOO

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unironically because of gary bettman
"Matthews moved to Arizona at an early age where he began attending Phoenix Coyotes games when he was two years old. His favorite players to watch were Shane Doan and Daniel Brière."

shannon makes like $50k/year rambling on about boxscores. she easily makes like multiple times of that.

Biologically born a male I assume with those shoulders?

Latviafren is startlingly based.

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MOD: islanders fans
THOT: John Tavares

When you think about it, a gay beaner from Arizona was probably destined to wind up on the >laffs with a roster full of twinks, a twink GM and a power bottom coach, amirite?

it costs about $5-6mill over the course of your life to be middle class. he needs more than an elc to be really considered wealthy.

She’s got a pretty manly face too.

I assume she’s just a biological girl with high prenatal testosterone

Gay and red enema'd

She's got nothing on Carly Agro

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For me, it's The Clash.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wqcizZebcaU

what a world

>m

>over the course of your life
Hes a young single male with no real costs and hundreds of thousands of dollars of essentially disposable income. He’s wealthy. And an athlete. For pulling in sluts for a one night pump and dump I’m sure all he needs to do is walk into any club on Granville and point.

>“F—ing New York Islanders fans calling John Tavares a snake,throwing snakes on the ice. Who the f— are they kidding?” Avery ranted. “That guy played 10 years in that f—ing dump with those sh—y fans, didn’t say a word, was a great captain, never got arrested, didn’t say f—ing boo. You losers want to ruin his night coming back to play for you guys.”

>“What was he supposed to do, lie during the season?” Avery said. “Or was he supposed to give the answer that all athletes give when they know they’re not coming back to a team?”

>“You f—ing greasy Islander f—s, you guys get out-cheered in your own barn by Rangers fans every time the Rangers play the Islanders in Long Island,” Avery said. “F— you.”

OH NONONONONO WILL ISLANDER FANS EVER RECOVER?

nypost.com/2019/03/01/sean-avery-isnt-here-for-islanders-fans-disrespect-of-john-tavares/

someone post the screencap of the camwhore who was also getting like $15k/month off of twitch donations

Nah they suck too

post feminine penis for upboat

It's the same way entertainers like comedians monetize their personalities

and im sure no teenager ever has made stupid moves trying to pick up thots. cant imagine that ever happening.

>people don't actually behave this way, do they?
I'm lucky to be so naive, I suppose..

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>sean avery lecturing on class

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Is the retard wearing Ugg's??

fuck methhead Avery and the mule he fugged and rode in on

>6-7-5
Fucking hell. If you're going to make a shitty haiku, at least get the 5-7-5 part right!

I hope those insta whores are investing their money wisely for when they hit the wall and nobody tunes in to their streams anymore

and he doesnt even lead on stupid horny zoomers like some twitchthot

Kek

sadly i dont think it will happen for a while, especially with content/product promotion. its incredibly cheaper to let some pretty thot promote your products than to come up with a shitty marketing campaign

yeah he is u uggo

>In May 2011, Avery recorded a video for the New Yorkers for Marriage Equality campaign, in support of same-sex marriage. Avery was believed to be the first athlete in New York to publicly voice his support for same-sex marriage. In an interview with the New York Times, he stated, "I certainly have been surrounded by the gay community. And living in New York and when you live in L.A., you certainly have a lot of gay friends." Avery also traveled to Albany, New York, to lobby politicians prior to the July 2011 legalization of same-sex marriage in New York State.

maybe

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thinking hockey thoughts

people have been using whores to promote things since the times of antiquity. this isnt some sort of newera type thing.

What are you making for dinner tonight, /hoc/?

Remember when Avery referred to his ex gf as his “sloppy seconds” on live tv?

Remember when the NHL forcibly sent Avery to rehab?

Remember when Avery was caught mocking homeless people on Snapchat?

Why is anyone listening to this idiot’s opinion of class?

>rags

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>Why is anyone listening to this idiot’s opinion of class?
he is willing to tell it like it is, just like islander fans have done

sean avery is awesome

...

sean avery is a dick sucking faggot

His shoulder is sore
Hoping to rehab it back
He will awaken

Right but why would a company continue to sponsor or viewers continue to donate to some 33 year old rapidly aging hag when there are fresher, younger, prettier faces on the scene. I’m sure they could still get some niche fetish bucks but if they aren’t investing their money they’re fucked.

t. Sean Avery

>gayvery

Ted from Akron 2: Thot murder edition.

do you think avery is a top or bottom?

I honestly don't hold anything against twitch thots capitalizing on their chance to make a fuck ton of easy money. I just don't understand why guys feel compelled to give so much fucking time and money just because it's a girl who replies to your messages. I mean hey it's their money to blow I guess

not sure yet

it's puljujarvi
jesse puljujarvi
go puljujarvi

neither. He got a penis extension so he could fuck himself.

I agree with him but I will say a lot of islanders fans didn't boo

Powerbottom

much easier to talk to girls online/give them money than to do so in person i guess, zoomers are all shut-ins

you just don't understand their desperation. i also think a few of them might have some unironic mental disease though, this is their only contact with women ever

Avery is into role play, water sports, scat fetishes, things of that nature. He can be what you want, as long as it's got some kink to it.

You see the same stuff on here where guys talk about displaying value and basically doing the DENNIS system unironically

in reality
injury a coverup
deaf to fated tune

the contact is intimate as well
this isnt just some distant unrelatable girl you fawn over, these are girls interacting with you in a setting you feel comfortable in (her playing games you enjoy)

/hoc/ is a fast food, take away, restaurant, and cooking discussion general

lots of people did stupid shit as a teenager. that is the time when you are supposed to learn from your stupid mistakes.

masterful

>unironically quoting It’s Always Reddit in Cuckadelphia
You really ought to go back.

no its not, and forcing it doesnt make it so

>everything I don't like is reddit

Not what I was referring to, very telling that you thought of that

Patrician's choice of games tonight
>canes bloos
>jests predditors

What if Reddit is everything I don’t like

how do you know what they like?

>inbreds vs no fans
>trades vs slave trades

Hard no

Sometimes I really miss 2000s middle america lads

Then you're a sunbelt faggot that wouldn't last 5 minutes in Burger King before being knocked out

reddit avery reddit poopeejarvi reddit kkkanada reddit pooessgay

Who is sean avery and why should I care?

He's a typical reddit Canadian.

fantastic general isn't it

Name your top 5 bands, depending on your response there's a small chance I might take your opinion seriously

Add some gay le finn jokes and you have literally every general

Disturbed
Hank 3
Black Moth Super Rainbow
Slayer
Metro station

Ariana Grande

>bands
Does your grandson know you're on the internet gramps?

Honestly though. What the fuck are the sens even trying to do anymore? Trying to be the biggest shit show on the planet?

Imagine being proud of the fact that you work at burger queen

Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift

Stay on the internet pussy because if you come to Burger King I'll upload some ass whooping to your c drive FAGGOT

avril is /hoc/, taytay is reddit

t. idiot zoomer raised on fortnite and dead soundcloud rappers

He was an excellent net front presence tbpqhwy

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i doubt that mod who was giving that streamer chick thousands of dollars was just some teenager

I don't know but I hope Holland goes to Seattle this summer, Yzerman takes over, and he fires blashill to sign boucher so the young players get a sense of structured hockey as opposed to their coach making silly faces on the bench and saying "lots" in ever conversation

I'm not so limited that I can't enjoy both.
Plus avril only had a couple good songs.

Does your dad know you're a flaming faggot and an endless source of disappointment? Of course he does.

Cringe

easiest (you)'s I ever got

Go away zoomer

That's what I thought pussy

Emancipator
Protest the Hero
Architects
The Deep Dark Woods
City and Colour

>pussycore

so you like reddit huh?

imagine hating the biggest chad in hockey, Sean Avery

You’d know all about that wouldn’t you

hes a fucking gaming manchild that thought he could use his modding "power" to pick up some thot.

Come to Burger King and I'll play some chin music for you pussy

I have a theory... I think Melnyk might be a little broke. He has been banking on the public funding of the LeBreton Flats arena project. With that idea looking less likely, maybe he is trying to cut down the roster costs with the hope that the league will step in and move the team to another city or some shit, basically cash out and leave the game

gay and reddit

Mate I don’t eat that disgusting slop you’re forced to subsist on.

A&W is the lowest I’ll go

Not really no, I just like taylor swift.

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wasted nother day
aimlessly. i have lost count
waiting for hockey

>people born and raised in New York (ie Islanders fans) lecturing humans on being humans

>LGBTQIIAAPT 4th line Manlet
>Biggest Chad

exactly, manchild. It'd be excusable if it's a frustrated 16 year old. After a certain age it's just pathetic, and he knows it too

Nice excuse, we all know you're pissing your pants thinking about Burger King pussy

/hoc/ is reddit today

Fuck she’s ugly

>today

>today

Kraftwerk

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there are quite a few rumors circulating that he might not even be a billionaire anymore. still quite wealthy, but not as wealthy as he was like 5-10 years ago.

I can relate, bro.
days wasted in coffee shops
nights in weed and booze

>tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

...

Puck is dropped
Puck is dumped in
Wow, a goal is scored

I’d imagine trying to prop up a major league sports team with low fan support is going to hurt anybody’s finances

check these digits boys
my repeating numerals
this post ends in 5

you have to go back

for me its mariah carey

Business idea: Sell /hoc/ to Gary for a week supply of BonAqua.

Glenn Miller
The Rolling Stones
Zeppelin
AC/DC
anything Tom Petty

For me, it’s Bulju
Finnish Bull, ready to take
This weak league by storm

sorry m8 last one
hockey is for everyone
except gays and girls

Lmao imagine the other players watching Mark Stone get off the plane in Vegas. If I was a hockey player in Ottawa I'd kill myself

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mewithoutYou
Ween
Cocteau Twins
The Pogues
Tom Waits

based except for the stones

thinkin bout hockey
and hockey related things
leafs will win the cup

>how dare he speak ill of my gangly, fish-mouthed, took the cock sampler platter and then bitched about how no man was good enough without ever looking at the common factor, pampered, manufactured, I'm just a humble country girl no don't look at daddy's money look back over here, oh tee hee I'm just a little girl who grew up on a christmas-tree-farm, soulless thot
Yes hello I'd like to go back to discussing hockey please.

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Thinking about calling Subban the n word on twitter. Thoughts?

>hellebuyck out with flu
brossoit better fucking decide to show up for once tonight

>ekblad is a 1st overall pick
grim

Godspeed, brave user.

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Might puke

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I saved this a couple years back to be edgy on /hoc/, maybe tag him

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Would he be good if he weren’t heemed so many times though?

At least he's not yakupov

Based boney bitch bashing burger

That might do the trick.

a sad existence
lack of meaning. but maybe
an awakening

>tfw still trying to remind yourself that tavares left the isles only to get shitfaced at nassau

I love this fucking season

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more like kek-bad

Netminder? That's Malcolm and he barely qualifies.

I would DROP any Manitoban with my right arm tied behind my back

More like Bustathan Bustvares

tbf skinny girls aren't the problem. Plenty of them are lovely people.
I just don't like that one in particular.

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One shan't fart in sauna.

because when it was his draft year he was like 6'3 and 210 pounds and could skate decently. the nhl wasnt completely a speedy twiglet league when he was drafted. thats why people rated cam fowler so highly too. because hes big and can skate.

you shouldn't pick fights with people on copious amounts of stimulants

listerine isn't a stimulant

No, but it alters their decision-making, which makes them dangerous and unpredictable.

Skinny girls are fine. Tall girls are fine. But when a girl is both skinny and tall they just end up looking androgynous as fuck. And when they have a face like Taylor Swift they look like something you’d find in a cave, feasting on the remains of fallen adventurers.

Jerry’s homemade meth is

billy talent

ted you fat fuck

suppos'd superstar
yet trained eye identifies
overrated shit

avril is fucking based af

laine loves fortnite.
maybe even addicted,
hes playing right now.

>gametime in 3 bongs and nalle_puh has spent the last 4 hours playing fortnite

did not read this

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me too

reminder that gary was responsible for 911
nhl.com/news/nhl-commissioner-gary-bettman-visits-911-memorial-and-museum/c-305347578

Sharks

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Fact of the matter is this:
I don't care if you don't like what I do like.
Simple as.

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Who was he playing duo with?

I was going to rush to defend the honor of patrician-tier tall skinny chicks, but your last part made me laugh, so fuck it.

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Cool story bro

Barkov

That’s because you have shitty taste

Good fancaps?

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the wind whispers -- hear
one player, judged by his peers
to be a nigger

Thanks

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Like the crack of a whip
I snap attack, front to back
Thats' how I wipe my ass

been thinknig about miners from the 1800s for a while now lads

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sens are moving to qc

Have a picture of an old mining town

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feel like playing a pokemon game

>2035: Salt Lake Senators

shit name
shit team
shit logo

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*ahem*
Imagined

Sensh

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Stop bullying them, they're already dead.

logo is aesthetic as fuck dummy

>called the senators
>logo is a roman soldier

i've been playing crystal
it's decent
my team is gengar, ninetales, murkrow, persian, and octillery

>called knights
>logo is a spartan helmet
More retarded fuckup imo

>inaccuracy somehow makes it less aesthetic
"erroneous"

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not even a haku

>pacific
vancouver
las vegas
san jose
edmonton
calgary

>central
winnipeg
saskatoon
minnesota
chicago
colorado

>metro
washington
pittsburgh
new york (islanders)
new jersey
philidelphia

>atlantic
toronto
boston
detroit
montreal
quebec city

ROMAN SENATORS ALSO SERVED IN THE FUCKING MILITARY

nice, i feel like replaying 3rd gen

imagine all the stuff bulju is up to right now

Tim and Sid popping OFF on the senators

la kings have been in the nhl since 1967 they deserve to be in the nhl more than vegas or san jose

Sid is stern but fair.
Tim is a fucking bitchy hypocritical faggot.

Make your own perfect league then you faggot but that's mine.

>two basketball fags who talk about hockey once every other day
SHANT

>FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE

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can you jerk off with a messed up hip?

shan't watch those queers do their wannabe Kornheiser and Wilbon schtick

Absolutely.

No you have to get your mom or the nurse to help you

>baldy and pajeet

have Japanese pornos taught you nothing?

GAY boucher fired from the ASSAWA senators

Don't engage historylets

>and pajeet is the better of the two
What a grim timeline.

redpill me on chabot

it's a barbute helmet you reddit reading FAGGOT

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based Tim and Sid, the highest IQ hockey commenters on TV

do ushers/ticket people get to watch the games for free? how do you become one?

anyone got the schedule for today?

untill shannon gets a show on there

Vegas plays dallas at 4pm eastern I believe

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

he's good

Lot of good games on tonight.

thanks lads

?

>tonight:
PHI @ NJ, 7 pm
MTL @ NYR
WSH @ NYI
PIT @ BUF
STL @ CAR, 7:30
NSH @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
VGK @ ANA, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
COL @ SJS, 10:30 (7:30 Pacific)

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thanks

Pens @ Sabres too

can't wait for the habs vs wings o6 showdown

I don't you think you're dumb enough to get the """"joke.""""

based and scheduledpilled

>PIT @ BUF

cringe and scheduledpilled

>PIT @ BUF
>Pens @ Sabres too
what did he mean by this?

cringe and cringepilled

bring back the WHALE

Right, for some reason I missed that; nevermind

this show was based

all good denfren

only shit games tonight

He sucks

/hoc/: the worst general on 4channel

Unironically, possibly the best sens player?
Not sure if that's saying all too much right now
Ooh, lol; I'm okay with that
:)

How dare you.

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leafs: the worst posters on 4channel
>and its not even close

imagine lowering yourself down to other generals

How assblasted can one person be at copy paste?

watch the huskies game
they have a 22-game win streak right now. best team in the chl

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/hoc/: the best general on 4channel

Imagine being an nhl team owner and paying some shitty gm over a million a year when I'm over here and could do ten times better job for only some hundred k a year those bitch ass owners don't know whats good for them

yes

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That's more like it.

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>and then i went on 4channel and posted the word nigger
wow shannon

>destroys the team
>gets off the bandwagon
>nothing personnel kiddo

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*braps*
Heh. Enjoy my enchiladas, faggots.

/hoc/ is buying the coyotes and moving them to saskatoon. time to start preparing your application

1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo

1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings

Thoughts?

maybe wipe a little better next time

Brap means fart
>canadumbs

>rags

>rags

>rags

>rags

>gary made sure >my team wont be playing tonight
>cant watch my based NCAA team because they dont play until tomorrow night
>no truly relevant games for >my team tonight

what should i watch for hokkei lads, im thinking either watch my most hated rival play another slightly less hated rival or NYI/WSH, which should be a good one

sharks/bruins or flames/isles

actually pens/teds will have good memes too

who’s your rivals? watch them

Why not just fucking decide for yourself instead of blogging about it here?

just watch some mlb spring training

People mad at the Islanders:
>laffs faggots and other assorted soibois

People who laughed at the bantz from the Islanders:
>everyone else including most Canadians

Really makes you think

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>bootyblast an entire city because of how overrated he was and by giving him a rude awakening

I love this rivalry

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I like how basically a one game can ignite a rivalry for a long time

No we still hate eachother from that one playoff series with shaun bates penalty shot. Fuck toronto

Fag

too bad they won't meet in the ploffs since Toronto and NYI are both booked for a first round exit

This. Ploff system is shitty sunbelt tier garbage poopoo

someone post the friday night on hoc picture I need it

That series pretty much established the modern day NHL rulebook

it frustrates me irrationally. The previous playoff system was perfect. But no muh sunbelt teams need to develop muh rivalries

>tfw no finnish summer fishing trip

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I don't get how Gary's rigid divisional autism has anything to do with the sunbelt specifically.

>hapankorppu
>RK62

Holy shit you just gave me strong army flashback

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looks exactly like some lakes in the Laurentians where I've gone fishin'. Quebec cottage life is based

Faith No More
The Smiths
Dinosaur Jr.
Tegan and Sara
The Strokes

When it was introduced one of the reasons they cited was growing the divisional rivalries. whereas before the divisions didn't count for shit and the 15 teams in each conference were ranked as a whole. I dunno, the more I think about the more I think about how it makes no sense

based

>Faith No More & Dinosaur Jr.
My_nigga.png

Phoneposting while I drive 120 reminder John Tavares is overrated shit

Best I've seen so far, congrats.

>donate pls hehe
absolutely seething

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>tegan and sara
pretty based up until then
those dykes are not my cup of tea

I was about to be impressed but then I remembered that you probably meant 120 faglomoters per hour and it's not as fast as I was thinking.

/hoc/ more like /cock/ lul

based and Indypilled

in the old system there were still division leaders who ranked at the top. its just the 3-6 seeds werent reserved for divisional seeds.

>still falling for the unreliable, perpetually-broken reddit meme
Come on, user.
bilasport dot net (streams drop sometimes, but it has zero pop-ups)
onhockey dot com (annoying ads, but also a bit more consistent)

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Oh man, it just never gets old.
>rags
How can that be?

Is This It is one of my favourites ever since I was like 15, fuck yeah

holy cringeola

well, my point still stands that the rationale was to make the divisions "more meaningful"

Most 2 lane highways in leafland are 100 kph, which is 62 mph. Absolutely cucked

Want some free money? Bet everything on Barcelona tomorrow, easy way to 2x your net worth

thank me later

YOU'RE PERFECT. YES, IT'S TRUE

watch it buddy

No one cares what you think FAGGOT

i also think they cited travel distance as one of the reasons too. in the old system it was possible for like chiraq or trashville to play a commiefornia team in round 1 and both teams end up having to travel back and forth across the continent while all the other teams stay in their own timezone and can travel by bus.

what's your bands you like then fagg?

Eat my taint you fucking dork.

>>still falling for the unreliable, perpetually-broken reddit meme
it worked fine almost all of last season but recently it really sucked. bilasport is pretty good as a backup but I get better performance with video players compared to browser

It's really not a feat but it's still 20 fagometers over the limit and phoneposting is an irl license 3 day ban

It really kinda is. Practically no tripfags. Healthy mix of banter, heckling, and nonsense.
>rags
What more could you want? If /hoc/ could reach through my screen and give me a handy, I'd respectfully decline.
"I can do it myself /hoc/. You just go relax."
I have that much admiration for it.

I'd like to see them go back to the system they tried for two seasons in the early 80s, just seed the league 1-16 straight up and reseed. it led to frist round matchups like >rags/kongs, vancouver/buffalo, and bloos/pongs

expanding west of Chicago or south of PA was a mistake.

Björk, Kate Bush, Yes, Frank Zappa, Peter Gabriel

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t. team hasn't won a cup in at least 25 years

ahh yes the great format that lead to 3 different dynastys

3/5 ain't bad

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lol the first 2 letters in bjork are BJ

incorrect, rural 2-lanes are usually 130 speed limit. which is about 90 America speeds

shut up dummy

that sounds based as fuck

>tfw 80
It's fucking great, and you can get away with 85 no sweat

Nope, I've driven extensively in Alberta and the highest I've seen is 120

most rural 2lane highways dont have much traffic enforcement along it up here either. you can just speed along.

That's actually just under 81. But it's irrelevant. Only road over 100 in MB is #1

which 3?

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

yourself

you're right I was confused

>tried for two seasons

He's gestational. Diabetes.

Because sunbelters love divisional shit from American football and college basketball
Sunbelters are the reason we get these meme outdoor games still

sorry friend but I’m actually the best poster here

isles caps game thread?

NEW

is anyone doing a new bread, or do i have to do it?