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melodeath sucks and seeds
first for early onset erectile dysfunction
Listen to dopethrone
/truedoom/
Listen to Nespithe
Thoughts?
youtube.com
deathrash
2019 edition
Overrated
breddy good
significantly better
ok will do, thanks
Only war is real.
FRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUKKA
WHAT ARE YOU
PLAYAN
WATCHAN
EATAN
DRINKAN
FEELAN
FAPPAN
AND MOST IMPORTANT, WHAT ARE YOU FOKKEN BLASTAN?
btw, french is by far the best language for BM
you already know
Brehs...
4:38-5:09 is god tier
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They could've been an amazing trad heavy band if they wanted to
Deicide has always been my least favorite of the big name OSDM bands, just never clicked with me
Reverend Bizarre
A7X was never going to be anything beyond mediocre. Gates was literally the only decent part of the band. Shit vocals, boring riffs and bland commercial production
Cringe, the vocals are great
What the fuck does he have a cold?
Is somebody pinching his nose?
nasally ass bitch ass lmfao
>those shitty final fantasy midi keyboards
I'm dying
You mean a guy trying desperately to push beyond his range and sounding like someone's stepping on his nuts?
Kek dont act like there haven't been goofy vocalists before in trad heavy that got praise
>PLAYAN
astral chain
>WATCHAN
simpsons
>EATAN
empanadas
>DRINKAN
Big red
>FEELAN
tired
>FAPPAN
sofia kenin in a bikini
>BLASTIN
random shit on my list I needed to check out
good
They were goofy but also talented
Mister Shadows is the musical equivalent of a cosplayer
Listen to Life Metal
Off yourself, weeb
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY
OF
WINTER
LADY EEEEVIL
Time to Roll, faggots:
Fuck off
post tracks zoomers don't understand
youtube.com
rollin
You never fail to disappoint, /metal/.
limp bizkit - katharian life code
Start rollin'
Based
I personally don't care for this album, doesn't mean you shouldn't check it out.
Also check out my OSDM playlist, all songs listened too by me, and selected. 24 hours of this shit, I'm autistic.
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Too bad Arghoslent isn't a cunthair on GBK. Too many cheesy pirate riffs and bad production choices. Gelal should stick to black metal.
Based
ROLL
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Based band
Do you listen to bondage metal?
fuck you i won't do what you tell me
Let's hope for something new.
Give me recommendations fren.
DISCUSS
I've probably heard it but rolling
Arghsoilent sucks ass and so does melodeath. Just because they're le redpilled dopesn't excuse them from making shit cheese music
WORDS
>WORDS
WORDS
>WORDS
filtered desu
I prefer the conjoined triangle model
Alright I'm really liking what I hearing so far. Good stuff. Thanks user.
Not in the mood to bite.
this
Bound For Glory post-The Fight Goes On basically did what they do better, despite not really being the same genre
Your worst nightmare in my favorite song off that album. I just want to listen to it on repeat.
Rollio
>mfw someone listens to dissoshit near me
On that note I hope the entire country of Iceland smothers and chokes on volcanic ash, stupid snow niggers
errr shit or is that a different BFG album AAAAAaaaaaaaa
>he doesn't know that tucking in your shirt is a tradition the ancient vikings did when worshipping Thor™
lol get a load of this christcuck
that's the album
stay based and RACpilled
The first Misthyrming is good though
post albums that make pagan larpers SEETHE at the sight of
you all get triggered by tucked in shirts because you're overweight
Americans do black metal better than scandies
ding ding ding
Not funny, fuck, this shit has ruined my life, metal for this feel?
not falling for this shitty bait, but Scandinavians aren't really that good at BM.
the 90s Norwegian scene was admittedly good but started a bunch of bad trends (muh melodic tremolo picking), Swedish BM was always gay and overrated, and the finnish BM scene is one giant contest to see who can be the most generic band ever
what the fuck doesn't he cut his nails
roll
Whats that demonic black metal album with the freaky black and purple cover art with a bunch of occult looking drawings and shit?
Its called like "under skir" something something.
you all told me this was C-tier, turns out it's the only RIFF-centric black metal album from norway and shits all over dorkthrone
How did it ruin your life?
Now you have a real excuse to stay away from women, besides all the other ones
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Take canadian viagra
roll
Let's see if for once I don't get Doom
>weed
Alright let's see
Exumer is good shit, enjoy
It was this, actually, I was looking at the wrong quadrant
You got doom again, doom death anyway
At least is not plain doom like the last three times.
Too early dumb faggots
role
Aussie shitpost metal IRL.
Usually when I get alerts for news from Google on my phone it's something stupid. A couple months ago I was dropped this beauty when I woke up. Thank you Google.
Which Vektor album is the best?
Why didn't you faggots tell me about the spiritual successor to ThuleanPerspective?
Whichever one David beat his wife the most while making
Black metal is only good when mixed with other genres or played by Darkthrone
*bird sounds*
power metal sucks
For me it's Black Future.
una puta vela
What about BEHERIT
this but replace Norwegian with Floridian and BM with DM
just listened to Sandwich Blog. What did I think of it? youtube.com
>Scandinavians aren't really that good at BM
Now I've seen it all
He's a vampire
role
It’s true tho Norway, Sweden and Finland have not produced bands of true quality since the 90s
what am i in for
for literally who
this is so shit. I saw someone rate this 10/10 and took a listen. I knew the band would go more commercial here, but it's literally buttrock. if that is supposed to be their "peak" after 7th Son, then I get it why people say their new material is mediocre at best.
i'd say it went pear-shaped after Powerslave
rollllllling
way too slow tempo
redo
Belphegor is legit and not listened to enough here.
>Starts with a slightly modified Slayer riff
Lol
:3
I owe the zoomes an apology. I've been avoiding your shitty spotify streaming for years now thinking there wasnt much to it, now im using the discover weekly to find new tracks to enjoy
this album rules. have you heard the new Cerebral Rot?
The artists don't get much money from that, but I prefer Spotify over youtube. Most of the money is made through live gigs anyways.
this was actually the first Iron Maiden album I've heard in its entirety. fell in love immediately and went backwards from there
>Max dynamic range of 2
Welcome to 2019.
that's 2 more than you need
how are you not embarrassed using Tucker Carlson reactions
I'm going to fall asleep to this album
Maybe, but thats still thats better than these generic liberal/sjw bands with "muh racism, muh fascism, muh unequality" message, or even worse riffless memebands such as nbdc, that exists because somebody wanted to spread his cringe opinions not sell fine music
Roll.
Meant for
Got BM, good shit.
cringe libtard detected; facts and logic are armed and ready to go
>implying i'm a liberal
based
ROLL
fox news is kvlt
bro you just posted cringe
Name your three (3) favourite bands three (3) best songs. I'll start:
Megadeth
>No More Mr. Nice Guy
>Anarchy in the U.K.
>These Boots
Metallica
>Whiskey in the Jar
>Stone Cold Crazy
>Tuesday's Gone
Judas Priest
>The Green Manalishi (With The Two-Pronged Crown)
>Diamonds and Rust
>Better by You, Better Than Me
Tucker is literally the only person on TV worth a shit.
Everything else on fox news is zionist boomer trash.
holy based
lmao
everything in this post is correct
>implying carlson isn't zionist boomer trash
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maybe so, but at least he isn't like hannity or kikepiro where half his show is "DEMOCRATS ARE THE RACISTS, ANTISEMITES, GREATEST ALLY!!!"
>he doesn’t like The Wicker Man
>he doesn’t like Ghost of the Navigator
>he doesn’t like The Mercenary
>he doesn’t like Blood Brothers
Stop listening to metal
yes I don't like them because I don't like radio rock. every song lasts 2x what it should and follows basic, dumbest verse-chorus-verse structure that gets stale really quick. thank you very much, I'll stick with Powerslave and Somewhere in Time, not this washed-up buttrock rehashing of old material.
>The Mercenary
>discount Prowler
limp bizkit
nobody:
nobody at all:
nobody in the world:
nobody in the history of ever:
/metal/: METAL BO BETAL BANANA FANNA FO FETAL
This is difficult and kind of pointless because only tourists prize singles over albums. It's also a bit embarrassing because I know /meal/ rates my taste as pure onions. But fuck it, I'm bored and anonymous.
Intronaut
>Harmonomicon
>Above
>Core Relations
Meshuggah
>Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave it Motion
>Bleed
>Dancers to a Discordant System
Byzantine
>Taking Up Serpents
>A Residual Haunting
>Slipping on Noise
nigger future is the most memorable to me but it's probably outer isolation
DR is a meme
based desu
upvoted xD
stop replying to yourself
>no section for doom
>doom in heavy metal
>watching from a distance in death doom
>funeral doom and gothic doom in death doom
>stoner in sludge
>thrash in black
>venom in black metal
>entire charts for death doom and bdm
>folk metal chart is albums from different subgenres, all with wildly different folk influences, some with barely any at all
god this chart is retarded
based
morning roll to blast something for my neighbors
rick
stop replying to shartfag retards
>calls people retards
>also stop doing this!
Take a look in the mirror.
in case you don't know, that's what this tripfag does. he made these shitty charts and now posts them and floods general with entry level records because he is autistic
>lyrical themes: horror, gore
give me some for the Uzumaki hype
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oh I know, I've known about him from before the name chartfag was in use haha. I just see this chart and every time I'm in disbelief at how fucking autisticly shit it is
Rollin
Black sun aeon - Routa
Sounds fucking gay no thanks
Rollin again
serious question: has metal ever made you feel depressed/down? my mood kinda goes down after listening to doomy stuff like DM or Celtic Frost
Morgion - Morning tide
Sounds s o y
Last attempt
Revocation - existence is futile
Why not
Retrospective
>PLAYAN
Dota
>READAN
British sci fi
>EATAN
Cheesy chicken, broccoli and rice
>DRINKAN
Cheap-ass dunkelweizen
>FEELAN
Tired
>FAPPAN
Kristen Scott
>BLASTAN
pic
That sounds atrocious
>British sci fi
"you got a loicense for that blaster m8?"
rolam za isusa
A MAN LIES IN THE CORNER, COVERED WITH BLOOD
BLOODY WOUNDS ON HIS BODY
PRAYING FOR HIS GOD
Haha. Does my SATURDAY MORNING MUTHUFUKKA sound better?
>EATAN
Bacon & cream cheese wrap
>DRINKAN
Black Americano
>FEELAN
Dirty
>BLASTAN
Jazz
>wormhole technology co-inventor's name is Nigel
>humans spread across the galaxy to form the Intersolar Commonwealth
I shit you not
>PLAYAN
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
>WATCHAN
Dreamworks' Rise of the Guardians
>EATAN
cocoa puffs and couscous
>DRINKAN
Cashew milk (unsweetened, the stuff they use hurts my stomach)
>FEELAN
fulfilled
>FAPPAN
dragon vore hentai
>BLASTAN
Toxic Holocaust
Little bit better
Chad?
Why yes, I did just finish masturbating to the doujinshi :Swallowed Whole Story - Rookie Dragon Rider's Special Training: by Kaname while listening to Primal Future-2019, how could you tell?
Why is Quorthon the best musician ever?
Enjoy my sharts, anons. They smell pretty good.
Superior Swedish genes.
Eastern bloc heavy metal is so good, Turbo, Aria, Pokolgep, the list can go on...
Let's roll I'm bored af
Florida's DM is great and Americans are the best at it. New York takes the cake though.
no bad
Who are the biggest NY death metal acts besides Suffocation and Cannibal Corpse (originally)? I know a bunch of Florida bands but not as many NY acts come to mind, maybe I just don't know where some bands come from
On some pretty strong painkillers for my back right now, lads.
Metal for this feel?
Immolation, incantation
Pretty obvious really
...
loll
Immolation sucks dick compared to Incantation.
Chartanon sucks dick
I suck a hundred dicks everyday.
>Morningrise
>My Arms, Your Hearse
>Still Life
>Blackwater Park
>Ghost Reveries
>Brave Murder Day
>Sounds of Decay
>Bloodbath
>best moment in the Crimson album
How is one single man so based, him and Swanö are legitimate national treasures
>I-Immolation is better!
>listening to homolation
said no one. Incantation defined DM.
>>listening to homolation
>Yes! Well done Incantation, well done IncantaHOWEVER!
This isn't even that good of a record, Here in AFter is miles ahead.
lmao
>technical death metal
Tremshit
>If I take my trip off people won't notice I'm spamming!
why are you guys fighting
The one thing we can all agree on is swedish DM is shite (besides Necrophobic)
go fuck yourself, Entombed / Dismember might be overrated but the rest is not
rolling
Cry harder sven, your people don't even know how to blast beat yet
not a swede
it's just D-beat with HM-2 but that's the best part
Entombed and Dismember are the best thing about that scene though.
"It's meant to be boring!"
Not the user you're replying to but holy shit
>Swedes can't blast beat
Yee fooking wot mate
>D-beat is boring
which one are you: tradcuck, powerboy or just retarded
Thoughts on Church of Misery? Any more bands like them?
Ok. I’ll leave my tripcode on just for you.
>Special Needs
>he doesn't like trad and power metal
So he has taste basically?
Just retarded. D-beat in itself isn't boring, but 40 minutes straight of d-beat with boring riffs and poor imitations of Van Drunen on the vocals is shit tier my friend.
What a fucking moron. How the hell am I spamming? lmao
He has taste. Shit taste.
>Talking about metal in the /metal/ thread is spamming!
What?
Fucking idiots. They think what I am posting is spamming.
All the dudes in Blasphemy lift weights. You should take their advice and hit the gym instead of shitting up this place. If you start now, you should have a decent body by the time you become 18
Gyms are a waste of money.
being tradcuck is different from liking trad
tradcuck is someone who never got further into metal because of tourist filter and keeps whining about extreme metal
power SUCKS though
>PLAYAN
WoW Classic
>WATCHAN
80s Gundam
>EATAN
20 hot wings
>DRINKAN
Water
>FEELAN
Pain in the left side of my fucking mouth, fuck wisdom teeth.
>FAPPAN
Sad panda
>AND MOST IMPORTANT, WHAT ARE YOU FOKKEN BLASTAN?
LIEGE LORD
>Terrorizer - World Downfall
let's give it a try.
the bomb
Looks who’s talking. I bet you haven’t even posted metal, faggot.
>tradcuck is someone who never got further into metal because of tourist filter and keeps whining about extreme metal
I have never met anyone like that, only the opposite: extrememetalfags whining about trad.
>power SUCKS
Wrong. Try listening to other bands than modern pop metal garbage.
Norsecore doesn't count
>extrememetalfags whining about trad
I never met people like this, all the extreme cunts taht I know are usually into trad.
>power SUCKS though
Maybe if you're a nu-male loaded on estrogen
Neither of you know anyone you shut ins
Powerchads what are you BLASTAN
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The vocal performance is killer.
>I have never met anyone like that
have you tried looking in the mirror?
>extrememetalfags whining about trad.
projecting
>Wrong. Try listening to other bands than modern pop metal garbage.
so, old pop metal garbage? it's still gay and shit. don't go lecturing others on metal you literal negro
I prefer Spiritual Healing just because of
"Some say she's naive, SHES A STUPID BITCH"
>powerboys assemble
UGH!
>euro"""power""" and a doom metal band
eat garlic
>>powerboys assemble
Why are Aion so good?
I wanna play Fallout know
What metal is this little toughguy listening to?
>projecting
Not everyone is a friendless loser like you, some people do tend to go out you know.
>US power
more like Village People + larping
Epic facts and logic there Bapiro
Doesn't he look like he's listening to some brutal death metal?
Yeah, best Death album by far and nothing beats MUTILATION MUTILATION MUTILAATIOUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Or maybe some heavy hipster doom shit?
>release an album with some of the best power riffs of all time
>disband because the vocalist was a lolicon and his bandmates were afraid he was into real children
sucks man
Actually, he looks like he's probably listening to something Lovecraftian.
In the maze of kadath, just so you'll shut up
Pedos get the rope.
They should get mandatory castration, but the rope is a bit too far to go. Put them in jail instead and have inmates do the job for you.
You think one (1) snarky suggestion is enough to make me stop posting this metalest of creatures?
Put them in general population and tip off some of the inmates. There you go, problem solved
Those trad riffs are THE SHIT.
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Pretty sure theres a thousand slam album covers with similar creatures on
It's scary that those things can survive in space.
absolutely based
>EATAN
Avocado toast
>DRINKAN
White Monster
What am I blasting, /meal/?
the new slipknot
What's the best metal guitar for under $1000?
Burzum, Filosofem, the list goes on...
Fuck off, buy a shitty used superstrat for $80 and start from there
the only people who care about how much cost their instruments are progshitters who can't make good music for shit
Surely you can't deny a high end guitar will sound better. If someone has money to spare, why wouldn't they buy a more expensive guitar?
The only reason you'd buy a higher end instrument is if you play academic music. More expensive instruments have never made rock music better.
There's a reason why The Stooges are consider far, far better than Dream Theater by literally anyone
just buy a fiddle and fiddle-diddle away, fiddle away
What’s the best German Metal album?
Jackson JS11
Euronymous was a dumbass but he had impeccable taste. I just listened to this because I read he was thinking of signing them before he died and it's incredible
Is this the Rhapsody of black metal?
ah ha ha
No Desultory?
Fuck off poseur but yes my taste is superior
based
based
Euronymous raped himself with a dildo in the summer of '92 and left shit on the end of it
"Do not make friends with a hot-tempered
person,
do not associate with one easily
angered,
or you may learn their ways
and get yourself ensnared.
- Proverbs 22:24
"Stern discipline awaits anyone who leaves the path;
the one who hates correction will die."
- Proverbs 15:10
He's finally lost it
Best Mayhem.
here you go , the best BM song of all time
Oh yeah. Quoting the Bible means I’m insane. That makes sense.
prole
bretty good
pls respond
Yes
not you
The thing with these Swedish bands is that all the riffs are really cool but I don't feel like their songs really have any high or low points, they're just like lines of riffs
not really
at most I get immersed in the album's atmosphere of gloom but that ends after it's over
just buy a $500 ibanez or jackson and the rest on an amp and a pedal
...
well, I've learned that it is difficult to fall asleep when listening to goregrind. Now for some morning metal.
I only have mourning metal
Roll
Based.
If you are expecting post Killers Iron Maiden to be good then you get what you get
Painkiller is THE GOAT metal album. If you disagree you are SHIT and you need to leave.