What are your favorite tunes to hear at the strip club lads?

Hardcore rock

That song that was always playing in the GTA 4 club

Why go

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If you're a grown ass man and you've never been to the strip club you got some issues you need to work out

i used to work at a strip club and whoever put the playlist together had a sense of humour about it, but I think I was the only one who noticed. pretty vegas was my favourite (it ain't pretty after the show, it ain't pretty when the pretty leaves you with no place to go)

yeah, it's called being gay

youtube.com/watch?v=Af7KCM7LvPA

I first heard this at a strip club. it was pretty funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=fVEcVZNZ7Cw

Got a blowjob from a stripper once to this song during a lap dance. Shit got burned into my head and had to look it up after. Now every time I hear it I achieve bone
youtube.com/watch?v=gsHS1ocYh3g

Hey Ya

god this fucking slaps

I don't go anymore but Girls, Girls, Girls is top two.

youtube.com/watch?v=BPX8H6tE_iA

Memphis?

duran duran - skin trade
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-sBdI0wxSY
zz top - 10 foot pole
youtube.com/watch?v=HDgXDTZl3xU
david lee roth - the bottom line
youtube.com/watch?v=KKhe1JuiPLI

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How did the strip club not fire her? A girl tried to suck a dick at my fav club and got hella fired

>tfw cheekily going to the las venturas strip club whenever mommy left the house
youtube.com/watch?v=JIuYQ_4TcXg

Private room, kept making sure no other employees were near. She didn't suck on it for very long, didn't even bust until after I left when her shift was over. s She'd grind on me for a while, quick peak out of the cheap half-assed curtain, then yank it out and throat it a few times, then go back to dancing.

What's the point with strip clubs? Making yourself horny? I can do that at home for free.

>tfw no goth strip club

>this sad sack has never been to a strip club wearing sweat pants
I'd rather have a chick's soft ass and pussy grinding on my dick through a thin layer of fabric and have tits slapping me in my face than beatin' off like a chump.

Incels

You wouldn't want that, trust me. Those chicks always, ALWAYS do extra bullshit that you didn't sign up for. I seen one time this goth looking stripper put on a strap on and made some lucky birthday boy dick it on stage as he got a birthday lap dance. No thanks

>Not going to a strip club with your girlfriend before having sex, getting her all worked up getting felt up by dancers
Doing it wrong.

*suck on it
not dick, fucking typos

You're going to the wrong clubs, the good ones fire girls if they're not sucking dick in the VIP room.

youtube.com/watch?v=gYG_4vJ4qNA

I've never been to a strip club, could someone tell me what is so great about it. From the idea I have in my head of a strip club it just seems like being vaguely hard with a bunch of other vaguely hard dudes around

Never lived in a city with strip clubs. I'm not even sure there is a ''real'' strip club in my country. The only time I've walked by one was when I was in San Francisco.
Nope.

You wish. Just keep replying. Incel

>could someone tell me what is so great about it
You obviously never experience what it feels like to have a female pay attention to you. It's the entire point, doesn't matter who you are, if you got some money, then you're gonna have chicks all over you. Money is the prime reason, but you don't have to make it rain to get attention. Any time I go I only bring enough for a couple lap dances and a couple drinks. I'm not a richfag who can blow "racks" as the melanin call it. I've been to strip clubs where the girls like me and give lap dances for free and hang out at my table sitting in my lap, playing with my hair the entire night just bullshitting. You gotta buy at least one though, you can't just waltz into a strip club broke as fuck. Every club is different, but if you treat them right, they'll treat you right.

Bullshit, every city has at least one.

Sounds nice faggot.

If you wanna fellatiate a big ass cumbersome dildong in front of a bunch of horned up men, then be my guest

>Bullshit, every city has at least one
Do you really think a Swedish city of 45k people have a strip club?

okay now this is ridiculous

>Swedish city
>of 45k somalis
I stand corrected

No somalis in Northern Sweden.

why go to a strip club when i can pay an escort ?

if you said anything except bon jovi you've never been in a strip club
either that or you are too much of a pussy to go to an aidshole

Strip clubs are great if your a chad-lite+. Women give you free dances, you get free drinks, if you have condoms, most of them will have sex with you afterwards. of course you incels can't relate though.

I'm coming to terms with the fact I need to go to a strip club for the closest thing to sex I'll ever have because I cut off my penis so prostitution is off the table. Do you think the experience will actually be enjoyable or will it drive me crazier in realizing what I can't have?

Risk management.

>because I cut off my penis
Why the fuck would you do such a thing?

The more optimistic answer is I was very suicidal and now I'm not but that short-term solution from back then will haunt me for the rest of my life (which I now hope is going to be naturally short).

The honest answer is probably (((societal pressure))).

Make a thread on Yea Forums, I wanna see your angry inch

motley crue- girls girls girls