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"True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene" edition
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melodeath sucks

True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.

Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of the theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even you dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misanthropists

Melodeath fucks

melodeath seeds

youtube.com/watch?v=-KE8TqpPdfY
This interview is so painful to listen to

melodeath sneeds

Melodeath breeds

I know it's a pasta but actually there are people who really think this. Fucking posers. Cringe

melodeath has the most amount of skilled guitarists in all of metal

melodeath sucks and fucks

>mfw wearing earplugs at shows and enjoying full use of my ears

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melodeath doesnt think about you, then leaves the next morning without saying bye

Yeah, this fucking retard right here:

Are darkthrone nazi? The only thing that comes to mind is when they had Norsk Arisk Black Metal on Transilvanian Hunger, and made a statement about jews complaining about it which was clearly a joke.

>melodeath

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melodeath cucks

melodeath slaps

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Hello, my friend. You really believe in Jon's philosophy? Jon didn't even believe it himself.

melodeath braps

melodeath seeds (GYZE feeds though)

Yes they are nazi, also vote for BLUMPF

Dude I literally posted that pasta cause you literally worded your post just like it and reminded me of it; check yourself before your wreck yourself

post vocalists/singers with range
bonus points if they have worse hair than syl Devy

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melodeath bends you over and calls you a dirty girl (male)

alright post one good melodeath album.

coincidentally it's also the only good one

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m8 that is straight up not possible

That's like asking someone to divide something by 0

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTAN?
CROSSOVER EDITION

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Stop using retarded ass vocal fry metalcore screams in your music kthx.

I'm sure there's at least one person that can beat the skullet and can sing

I do listen lot of genres, and not just black metal.
I don't support Hitler's Reich.
I'm not satanist, and I do not believe in Lucifer.
I don't think black is "music for elite".
I'm not mistanthropist or nihilist either. I enjoy my life and fellow humans.

Only thing that's reminding you of the pasta is the occultism. Yes I'm occultist, because I enjoy it. I howerer do not support Jon as an occultist, even though I like his as a musician (despite the mediocre 3rd album). You propably do not even know who this person is, since you have so strong need to defend him.

t. hasn't heard of Arghoslent

they're nazi in the sense that Taake is nazi, if you have no idea of how the definition of nazi applies to anything and just assume anyone who once expressed distaste of something considered liberal nowadays is a nazi

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well that was fucking easy

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You sound sorta nuts dude, just chill
I'm not "defending" anything schizo

see: Also Edge of Sanity's other stuff is great too.

Based

>t.

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Melodeath sneeds

Does /metal/ like The Mentors?

/meal/ should like The Mentors, based rape rock

posting good melodeath
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how can i love melodic bm and hate melodeath

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give intestine baalism a try

youtube.com/watch?v=nsM3h411-uA
deathrash
blackened crust edition

because melodeath is just metalcore

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he's like parker upside down

Metal is outdated and peaked last century
You don't even know what based means

Anyways
Based

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occultism is just elaborate LARPing
only riffs are real

yeah i did like their track posted above

kill yourself cumbrain

666 kill all nonbelievers

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all their albums are 8/10 or better

Clueless lol
youtu.be/1fBffBrdb68

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I need some guitars that sound like when you fry some eggs. help

So there it is, god is a retard...you replied to me twice buddy, one saying I didn't know what based is and another to my copypasta, looks like you're confused...

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at 5:09 what band is that on airsoftfatty's friend's shirt?

>only riffs are real
>clueless

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based occult digits

WHAT MAKES YOU LOOK OVER HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU, QUEER?

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I'm gonna be the next member of Slipknot

are you trying to beat out chartanon for worst poster in /metal/

kys kike mutt
youtube.com/watch?v=5adF0xlvM_U

Oh, I am a nationalist, even tough I don't support Hitler's Reich.

Man, post-metal fuckin' SUCKS! Post-metal? More like post some better fucking music! What a shitty genre. What happens when you combine shitgayz and pozzed-punk? You get this abhorrent asinine genre for shit suckin' faggots! Post-metal is so gay it gave my cat AIDs! Post-metal is so gay it set my calendar back to June! I'd rather eat a shitkebab fried in vomit than listen to post-metal ever again.

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Test

you cant see california without marlon brandos eyes, dude

He's always been a cunt. He was one of the slipknot spammers. Treat him the same way you treat any one of these faggots

make them cover chapel of ghouls or something

>t.

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Why is bleep so much more intelligent than metal? Serious responses only.

icles

I'm gonna make them collab with more vocalists/rappers. maybe Gucci Mane
I only see with my third eye now

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there's less elitism in bleepo because that shit all sounds the same

hey thats the guy whos fucking anisa
we're all gonna make it

>eight nine two five four seven seven two
fuck off no (you) s for you

James is honorary metal

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>there's less elitism in bleepo because that shit all sounds the same

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This but unironically

Why should I support some foreign country? That's literally much more cuck, than supporting my country (not it's modern anti-national leftist goverment). I do respect him as a leader, but that does not mean that I would support Reich. If I was german, that would make sense. But I'm not. It might make sense to a mutt, who doesn't even have own racial and national identity, so have to larp german to be against leftism. Sad.

Btw Hitler was vegan who ate onions beans. Nothing wrong with that, but I'm into meat myself.

Because bleep acknowledges the unbreakable connection between technology and art/music whereas metal ignores it

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As much as I've railed against Metalcore in the past, I'm starting to discover gems from the early '90s when bands were more influenced by Groove and Thrash Metal as opposed to Post-Hardcore and Melodeath. Metalcore acts seemed to collectively lose the plot by the time the 2000s rolled around and all of them wanted to be At the Gates. Thankfully, a new wave of Metalcore acts are rediscovering their roots in Hardcore, so hopefully, they'll produce music more in line with New York and less in line with Gothenburg.

Good new bands to check out: Terror, Selective Aggression
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Personal favorite Metalcore acts: Rorschach, Merauder, All Out War, Conviction, Integrity, Earth Crisis, Stigmata, (early) Overcast.

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Says the guy, who guys apeshit, just because of light occultism talk. Just chill too mate.

Not going anything, just think you're pathetic

this

James likes some dadmetal, Big 4 etc

Care to elaborate?

No

That's not a bad thing. He knows his stuff and the playlist junkie stuff was fun to watch

only way that could be worse would be if it were in dreadlocks, or perhaps if his hair were black

Artists taken too soon

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What a literal retard. You just embarrassed yourself. Why the fuck should I care about your opinion if you don't even have one. You literally made everything you said completely meaningless. YOU are pathetic. I expected better arguments, but one cannot argue with retards.

You are this mad because I don't care about you, that's pathetic and self-explanatory

>NS metal
pure cringe

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOTS BLASTING? RIFFS EDITION

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Why yes, I listen to NSBM, how did you know?

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>I don't care about you
Yet you have still given me almost 10 replies. Come on, embarrass yourself little more. Come on, you can do it my little whore.

Getting into DM

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No

>getting into
it peaks with that album m8
it's the best genre, but fuck Altars will never be topped

holy fucking shit dude

>a challenger appears

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Why, yes, I delete all bonus tracks, how could you tell?

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lel

I like the sound

I'M GOING THROUGH CHANGES

Lesser known but still good USBM albums, pls post them. Bonus if it isn't from the last decade.

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Now that I think of it, Yea Forums and booze might be bad combination. Was supposed to chill, listen metal and discuss about it here, and soon I find myself arguing with some random retard, who is just baiting me. Well, fuck me. I should just chill.

Dumbass drunkass

>occult schizo is also an alcoholic
Can't make this shit up

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@89255437
t. retard

Altars is the dumbest meme on meal

Gotta agree with that.

Yeaa. Good album btw.

to each his own m8, no one argues that Altars was a landmark but the genre has a lot of great records. could as well end all metal with Priest and call it a day, you know

>people ITT who haven't filtered all trip and namefags
metal for this cringe?

unironically based

soundcloud.com/jyeffye/
Real music

can anyone explain this record? is it supposed to be GOAT? I saw it listed as proto-caveshit on a chart, it barely has any reviews. I tried it and it was really heavy but a bit too old school, so it didn't quite click

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What is there to explain? It sounds huge, relentless from beginning to end with tons of great riff and solos.

ok
I saw this mentioned occasionally but it's not very well known

"Black Metal is the musical memory of our bloodthirsty ancestors of blood, it is the marriage of Tradition, of old racial patrimony with fanaticism, with the rage and the rashness of a youth now lost. It is a CHTHONIC religion: a cult of the EARTH and a return to it, therefore a nationalism; a cult of what is BELOW the earth: Hell – the adjective “chthonic” applies to the Infernal gods as well. BM is a fundamentalism, a music with integrity (from latin integer, complete) which helps me to remain complete in a dying world, amidst a people in decay, unworthy of its blood. It is the apology of the dark european past. It is a psychosis which helps us to flee a reality we cannot tolerate anymore.

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WITCH
TAINT
WITCH TAINT
THE TAINT OF THE WITCH

Who Witch Taint here?

listening now, indeed sound very doomy
but to put this on 1 level as Altars? not sure about that
unless you're a finn and you get hard on from anything doom

What is the band name?

Miasma

I GOT MIASMA IN MY ASSHOLE

1.05 patch save us!

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that's a pretty rad logo, I like the ones that are all shaped architecturally

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"no"
"no"
"no"

thoughts on batushka

>what is google image search

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which one

both

sounds like a russian vampire grandma

Schammasch > Babushkas

Söy albums that you enjoy

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Based

the genre of post-metal

This shit is so relaxing, shame the only good atmosludge bands are Neurosis, Isis, Cult of Luna and Pelican.

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Saw them at knotfest last week, Behemoth was also surprisingly really good live, they must have played older stuff

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U suck

and Witchfinder General. He made it a running joke in some of the newer AVGN videos

it shreds

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give me riffs that are fun to play
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metal is an AMERICAN genre

not true them slayer folks were a bunch of wops and cathloics

>iron maiden
fuck off mutt

seething britcuck

56%

>Priest
>Sabbath
>Maiden
>Motorhead

Nah, yer a cunt

kvlt or krieg?

careful there you might get your internet lisence revoked for such hate speech sweaty

Iron maiden sucks lmao

>Iron maiden sucks lmao
Not that user but that's an objectively bad opinion

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fuck your sacred idols faggot

This is you

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this meme is based off retards too dumb to understand statistics

i want a boyfriend(female) metal for this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=4ry_-vh7oG0

Off to a bad start lol

We should make a chart dedicated to the most based and the most cringe of metal musicians.

Sorry kid

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>cringe
everything posted in this general ever

or we should just never discuss charts again because they always end up causing that schizo shartfaggot to get unwarranted self importance and fill up threads while driving everyone else away

That user did entry level charts. This would have an entirely different purpose

>we
How about you make one retard

holy shit, there's a new Sammath album

>Iron maiden sucks lmao

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sorry i don't like stadium rock

If I made it by myself, it would just generate a whole bunch of whining about how I did this and that. I would like to keep the complaining to a minimum. So having a more general consensus would be more beneficial.

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This is exactly why people hated schizo user, he needed his hand to be held through all of his charts

>charts

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>existing

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His problem was he was a schizo narcissist that didn't know what he was doing.

Why don’t you guys like SOAD

Toxicity is literally a 10/10

You're allowed to like these metals and still be kvlt

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>Black Dahlia is metalcore
('O_o) ?

Post a hidden gem

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>Altars will never be top-

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ToA should have been way bigger. They got fucked with that album's release, delaying it by 2 years.

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>le hidden gems

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>black dahlia

Woah these guys are pretty good thanks for the rev

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOO, PLEASE BE BAITING HAHAHAHAHA
MOST OF THIS FUCKING EMETIC SHIT IS NOT EVEN FUCKING METAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what were your thoughts when cannibal corpse appeared in ace ventura

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Is this the peak of norsecore?

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neat. You know a bunch of people complain about how this is when Death Metal became mainstream but I never see, for a lack of a better word, normies mention this when talking about this movie.

It supposedly it helped DM reach a wider audience (pre-internet it was harder to spread shit, and there was likely a good segment of the pop that was completely unaware it existed.) This means more money and fuller concerts, so I think it's a good thing.

Ive had sex with more girls than you

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Unless you've had sex with every girl on the planet that's false

My thoughts when CC appeared in Ace Ventura probably were:

"Well, there I go shittin me nappies again, hope mum takes care of this steamy stinker quick"

>cobain tattoo

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>there will never be a metal cover of CWC's "So Need a Cute Girl"
Metal for this feel?

The non-existent cover of CWC's "So Need a Cute Girl"

Just got on here for today. It's good that there are other occultists here. But I wish the LHP practitioners of the world would stop talking shit to true Satanic orders and amongst each other. Infighting is a huge problem and the demons want the Satanists, Luciferians, and magicians of the world to unite

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>Yeah of course Venom invented and founded black metal did you even need to ask that?

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>being an unironic satanist

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>Unabomber
One of the ultimate Cringelords

Calling Jon an imposter is disrespectful. He is a son of the dark gods weather you agree with everything he believes or not

Is it wojack or wojack?

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>Just got on here for today. It's good that there are other occultists here. But I wish the LHP practitioners of the world would stop talking shit to true Satanic orders and amongst each other. Infighting is a huge problem and the demons want the Satanists, Luciferians, and magicians of the world to unite

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>Join deathmetal group on FB hoping to get news about random OSDM releases
>Instead people keep posting random albums that anyone who's familiar has listened to a million times
>Some guys start a thread about getting butthurt for being "mislabeled" as metalfags (what the actual fuck how do you get offended by something like that)
>Random thread asking "what defines Death Metal to you"
>Most of the responses are shit like "The brutality resonates with me emotionally"
>mfw I was under the assumption that death metal fags where all just drunken good-timers with an edgy sense of humor
>mfw OSDM fags are apparently as cringe as deathcore fags

blasting youtube.com/watch?v=RJNRTDZIWYc

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>t. unironic satanist

>How dare a white person believe in anything besides christianity or atheism, right? You have to pick one to be a normal. At the very least be the eccentric quirky follower of an asian RHP philosophy!
This is one of my most despised qualities of mankind, the inability to see how propaganda controls them

>I was under the assumption that death metal fags where all just drunken good-timers with an edgy sense of humor
You're looking for Grind/Goregrind fans

>facebook
What the fuck did you expect?

Shoreline Amphitheatre? That show was killer. Too bad Gojira's set was short as fugg

That's not even relevant. The guy is an unironic Anarcho-Primitivist. The most retarded philosophy on planet earth.

They're making fun of you because you're taking yourself and your beliefs seriously fag, not because you're not Christian or Atheist.
Also
>This is one of my most despised qualities of mankind, the inability to see how propaganda controls them
Jesus fucking christ, made me lol

>n-not relevant
>the unironic satanist says as he thinks he's in any position to call something 'cringe'

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That's even worse, the new generations inability to have any balls and take anything seriously

Look bro you can be into whatever you want. It's cool if you find some personal meaning in it or whatever. But it's undeniably goofy as fuck.

Honestly, that a genre mainly about tongue-in-cheek occult shit, torture, rape, murder, etc. would attract slasher-flick/moshfags who don't take themselves or their choice of media too seriously.
I see your point though.

>facebook
There's your first mistake
Also, thanks for the track, quality shit

How about you faggots stop talking about retarded fucking bullshit and post some goddamn RIFFϟϟ

youtu.be/b1qFbtOllc4

>believing that jizzing on some made up sigil will affect change in the material world isn't the most retarded philosophy on earth
Oh ok

We can take some things seriously, but not religion, and certainly not esoteric believes (though when someone's a super-serious atheist or christfag it's also pretty funny.)

No problem, they're releasing their first album later this year, and did a split with another one of my favorite up-and-coming OSDM bands. youtube.com/watch?v=zrkZ6hmHUR8

According to what, someone who has not had any supernatural experience? I'm sorry but I can't take those people seriously, Many demons hate atheists and I'm barely able to have any empathy for any of them
I'm verifying supernatural realities daily, and some sheep on his computer who's never witnessed anything noteworthy in his life thinks he has a better insight as to how to live life?
You wouldn't understand anyways, you probably think I'm lying or somehow created completely false memories where undeniable poltergeist activity occurs
Maybe it's not even that I'm better than you, I just wanted spiritual wisdom and power more than you. You can't really say shit if you're never performed any ritual or meditation in your life.

Those people still exist but at this point the joke has gone over most people's heads and now it attracts mostly unironic edgelords.

you're confusing me with that one satanic retard. I was just commenting about how the unabomber was also cringe

It's also stupid but not as stupid. At least the sigils look interesting

for someone who is trying to tell people to be more open minded you are very close minded

Just because your power was not enough to make noticeable difference, doesn't prove shit. It's not even close to the strongest form of magick anyways
Try demonic sigil magick or if you have what it takes evocation

Dude I've dated a couple women who were into the occult and who swore they've had supernatural experiences. So I called their bluff. We performed rituals on multiple occasions and guess what? Nothing happened. Now don't get me wrong. I think that symbols and ritual can be personally powerful when you earnestly imbue meaning into them but nothing metaphysical is going on.

About what?

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>you just weren't powerful enough bro

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cringe

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But yeah, going against someones imposed laws of reality can be quite hard unless the magician is incredibly skilled. For this a powerful boost like a humane blood sacrifice is enough for a novice magician to pull off, but few go that far

about your beliefs and how people perceive them

>But yeah,
Ignore that
Well yeah, getting the point where you can't deny your results usually takes some practice if you've been brought up to not even believe such things. You skipped the part of the book that said to meditate daily, didn't you?

It can be easy to mind you, some people really want to fight against it
And wanting to impress someone can create attachment to result, you need to release your attachment as much as possible in the ritual

>the schizo magick practitioner is back
satanic warmaster sucks

Post some Finnish evil

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>believing in magic

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How do you explain my mental condition? I have very vivid false memories where objects move on their own?

The schizo making these edits is into Tulus? Fucking BASED

i'm sure you do

>satanic warmaster sucks
Not that user but Satanic Warmaster is decent imo. Not the best but not as bad as anons on here make it out to be

finnshit is fucking overrated

Agree to disagree friend?

They've never been able to diagnose me.

Plus I have friends who've had the same experiences
I've experienced proof that atheism is inferior. I might seem arrogant, but put yourself in my shoes

I've grown to like the fact that meal always has some legitimate loonies around, makes it more fun

>put yourself in my shoes

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Humans interacting with spirits and the reality of magick has been an accepted reality by the vast majority of people throughout history. It's a part of reality and scientific fact.

>scientific fact

"no"

Your experiences are based on lack of experience. Mine are based on experience. Atheists have to be the most smug people on the planet

*your beliefs

show me the science, that you just said exists, that magic is real

Adjust your mindset so that your desired result is success instead of proving it wrong and try yourself. I'll talk to you next time
You might need to sacrifice some netflix time though

>magik is real
>show me some proof then
>no lol

>its real you just didn't believe hard enough
you can't be serious

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Post great albums chartfag tourists will never listen to

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Holy shit
Fucking evil riffs

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not even their best

>when Return Trip hits

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stoner metal is soyy buttrock garbage

are you 12

>are you 12

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i REFUSE to like dead congergation you will NOT force me to

your loss

stop arguing and recommend some drone to a complete metal newfag. it's the only type of metal i've been able to actually get into.
>inb4 Sunn O)))
i fucking know

>I'm GAY
FTFY

Best concert you have seen? (Being actually there)
Gorgoroth in 2018 for me

They're likely the best of this incessant wave of caveshit, but they're still not that good

modern gorgoroth is shit

youtube.com/watch?v=Ka9ZN2sQe7U
F U C K

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*saves metal forever*

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sorry, wrong pic

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youtu.be/YS8bui0PeUo

I really dig the vocals on this album, more of a barking howl than the usual Black Metal high pitch wailing.

All Gorgoroth is medicore anyway. Out of the early Norway scene, they were the biggest also-ran type. They brought nothing off their own to table, bar edgy antics. Nothing worthwhile to the development of the genre. Just gimmicky shit for posers to latch on to.

Nice joke faggot.

t. rifflet

Go suck Gaahl's cock again, twink.

gaahl wasn't even in the band when they made good music you tourist

You're right, because they never did.

t. rifflet

Show us a worthwhile riff from them then, cuck. Pentagram is a snoozefest compared to the rest of the early scene.

youtube.com/watch?v=fo32nrvszIg

youtube.com/watch?v=aaIMIB8x81k
the riff at 32 seconds is one of the most evil fucking riffs of all time

That's a song, not a riff faggot.
Decent Darkthrone rip, not enough to change my opinion.

>Pentagram is a snoozefest
delete this

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Gorgoroth was the band the first to truly embody the style over substance, by the numbers tremolo riff garbage.

honestly I care less about the riffs on the album and more about the vocals. They're fucking stellar

I'll give you that, they're far better than le ebic evil gay boy's vocals.

Am I the only person on this fucking website that likes melodeath? I kind of get why it's hated, but honestly a decent number of people I've met that like metal say it was their first intro to the genre. I got into extreme metal from watching Metalocalypse when I was younger, and sure I branched out and listen to other subgenres, but I still really enjoy gothenburg melodeath type shit like early In Flames, At the Gates, and Dark Tranquillity. For any of you that started out with melodeath, which I'd wager is a fair few of you, what made you start to dislike the genre?

Having this bad of a taste. Let me guess you think Burzum is better right?

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Its as you, yourself described, an entry level genre. As you get more acquainted with metal, you'll start to find the elements of melodeath you like are done better elsewhere. And you'll increasingly lose interest in the genre and only listen to old gothenburg bands now and then out of nostalgia. Either that or you'll chug soi and listen to some le ebic leddit tier pretentious Insomnium type shit.

>same fagging
No surprise that, cringe edit fag defends Soigoroth.

Eh I used to not like Pentagram all that much either, it seemed just by-numbers and nothing stood out. Then one day it just clicked. It may happen to you too.
What I will probably NEVER like is any Satyricon, except a few of the tracks on ND. Way too many glaring flaws for me to really sink in.

I assume you've already listened to it but Dark Medieval Times is actually pretty killer, that's what got me into Satyricon.
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I'm honestly being a bit antagonistic for the sake of an argument. But I don't think I'll ever see it as more than a by the numbers album. I just don't have the motivation to give it another go. Le evil gay boy and his dumbass fans make it hard to give Gorgoroth a fair go, even if it was before his time.

>samefag goes to the effort of image editing

Signs of absolute poserdom
>liking le ebic evil gay boi Gaahl
>thinking that dawn of the blackheart's cover is cool
>liking cradle or dimmu
>based hotdog man is really funny XD!!1
What else?

That's a common thing I see people say online, that everything melodeath does is done better elsewhere, but no other genre I've listened to really impacted me as much as melodeath did, except maybe black metal (which I also discovered through melodeath, back on that shitty last.fm app on xbox 360). Like I said, I do listen to a lot of other shit, I've been listening to extreme metal subgenres for going on 13 or so years now, but recently I've just been on a kick of listening to nothing but Amon Amarth pandora stations and stuff like that. Maybe it is just nostalgia, but I don't think that I'll ever really lose interest in the genre.

Didn't mean to quote.

>altars is best osdm!

>wearing merch with burning churches other than Aske or MZ.412
Half the cunts who wear Aske shirts are still posers anyway

I didn't even post the Lords of Cringe edit. You are just massively butthurt that people called you out for your bad taste.
>Le evil gay boy and his dumbass fans make it hard to give Gorgoroth a fair go
So you won't give Gorgoroth albums an honest listen because of some retarded fanboys? You've got to be kidding me

Whats your favorite melodeath album of the year so far?

but this is true

>Not liking Abbath
Who else is on your list? KIng Diamond? Quorthon perhaps?

>I didn't even post the Lords of Cringe edit.
Sure thing, faggot
>You are just massively butthurt that people called you out for your bad taste.
Not really, that was the whole point of posting something like that to start with. How dumb are you?
>So you won't give Gorgoroth albums an honest listen because of some retarded fanboys? You've got to be kidding me
I've gave em an honest listen before, I'm just admitting my biases. And why I'm not motivated to try again, when nobody can make a decent argument for why they were worthwhile. Especially not you.

Immortal are great, the way Abbath carries on with literal soi tier "funny" faces isn't.

I've only listened to the new Swallow the Sun, Children of Bodom, and Amon Amarth albums. I disliked the first two, Berserker had a few ok songs on it. I'm going to see Amon Amarth live some time in October, and the only newer song I'm really interested in seeing live is Shield Wall

Doesn't that give you some indication of my point though? You'll hold a soft spot for a few bands. But for the most part, anyone with a developed taste ends up finding it to be a deadend, largely worthless genre.

I suppose so. I don't really actively search for new melodeath bands because I do admit the genre has a bunch of filler shit in it, but I still think there are a lot of older melodeath albums that hold up really well. I agree the genre doesn't have anything new to offer, but a lot of the classic albums are really great and it sucks to see how many people hate them on here

Its a little bit of a meme/overreaction, because of the direction the genre has gone and the trite its inspired. But it does have a point. If nothing new and worthwhile is really coming out the genre, why the need for discussion? So we can all jerk each other off about the same albums most of us already are aware of?

metal couldn't have sustained itself on the support of europoors alone, without Americans buying records, shirts, and concert tickets the genre is dead as disco

Yeah it fucking could've. Fuck outta here

Yeah, that's a good point. Guess it'd get really fucking repetitive to just discuss the same five or so albums thread after thread

They wouldnt be singing in english

>if it weren't for America, a genre founded in Britain wouldn't be in English
You fucking wot? You amerifats really are something special

...

Your yuropoor mental gymnastics wont work here. You know what the fuck im talking about faggot

youtu.be/p-3eM-FIGy4
Imagine not being American

I'm not even from Europe, you gaylord. Make a real point you strawmanning faggot.

Making that kind of post

t. gaahls twink butt buddy