What would you do if you came into possession of one?
What would you do if you came into possession of one?
Tyler Robinson
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Austin Jones
write santa claus to find out if he's real
Henry Clark
but how would you get conformation of his death?
Parker Price
The name of my assembly language professor
Easton Butler
lots of major politicians, CEOs, bankers, and pretty much the entire WEF would drop dead within 5 minutes
Lincoln Allen
He'd have to wait until Christmas morning, retard
Dylan Green
Wipe my anus with its content.
Jeremiah Gomez
sign it
Levi Jones
if he really did die that'd suck...~
Brody Cook
But if you kill him then you become Santa Claus
Jackson Walker
You can write their death. So he could die in front of you and you'd be ready to record it or have proof
Dominic Watson
Black friday would get even worse, stupid. Like how dumb do you have to be to not know that? Chinese people would be dying left and right from being overworked, duh
Gavin Robinson
Ex wife and her ENTIRE white trash family. God, I hate them.
Jason Evans
just like how i became tony hawk and have maintained the disguise since 2002~
Jackson Nelson
Haven't you seen the movie The Santa Clause? Tim Allen killed Santa, and then he became Santa
Connor Nguyen
write my name in it
Camden Roberts
haven't you seen tony hawk? i am him.
dear timmy, i don't give a shit about you wanting a new sister. here's a onahole for christmas.
love yotsantuba~
Dylan Smith
Major world leaders except the USA, to make everyone think it was us
Everyone who works for the FBI and ATF
Most, if not all awful rappers
BLM organizers
Nikocado Avocado
Dr. Fauci
Watch the chaos
Tyler Butler
200iq
Evan Perez
Swap it with some place's guest book, starting a creepy urban legend of a cursed lodge or museum
Austin Richardson
anyone who uses it will see the shinigami who owns it. The owner will probably have to be in on it, and make sure they die way after they come stay there.
Lucas Hill
Every middle eastern "prince" who got rich selling out his countrymen to foreign oil thiefs
Just so many politicians and monarchs
Tony Stewart
Bill Maher
Everyone who works at any cable "news" network from ceo down to copy editor
Andy dick
Nick Saban
Good start
Tyler Sullivan
Gdmn chill out tyler
Liam Collins
m.youtube.com
I’ve got a few people in mind.
Dominic Evans
Unlikely of course. But man I hope you are who I wish you were.
Robert Harris
EPPSTEIN
Evan Edwards
would kill every millionare and oligarc
and politician i hate until only those who i like are left
Christopher Morgan
I would make the queen give back the falklands and gibraltar and then murder random people on the street until she gets caught. She cant go jail so wouldbe funny to see what they do. ten kill every monarc
Jason Green
kill all other dudes and every ugly woman on earth
Aaron Young
you absorb his powers from his cold, lifeless body to become Santa Claus.
Landon Clark
I'd write my name but i would add that i died gangraped by underage girls
Brayden Jackson
I would just the name Sam so every single Sam dies in the whole world.
Also Tyler Tippets cause fuck him
Jose Gutierrez
hey, what's wrong with Sam? i think he's pretty cool.
Julian Collins
I make one exception for that Sam. But the rest deserve death.
Caleb Collins
thats not how the death note works. if whats written is impossible/depends on other people you would just die
Hunter Martin
search google for most common black baby names 2022
Daniel Phillips
I'd scribble nigger over and over again on ever page..
Bentley Collins
set up a killer for hire page on the darknet and collect ETH, even if raided could never be convicted since all victims would die in accidents and i'd have complete alibi from hanging around in police station lobbies while I write.
Henry Bailey
You need a face and a name. Just a name is useless
Angel Phillips
Hey anons, post your face and names. I want to test something...
Caleb Moore
Patrick Bateman
Jack Morales
This guy FUCKS!!!
>based!
Oliver Young
>also this!!!
Just add trannie fren!
Zachary Russell
Sorry, but I'm not gonna write your name in there Mr Bateman. How about Paul Allen?
Alexander Russell
Does it work on horses? Because the Kentucky derby is coming up.....
Owen Bennett
Grayson Carter
Probably set it on fire and throw the ashes to sea so nobody gets hurt by some stupid book that is designed to kill people.
Mason Anderson
I'm writing your name in there
Mason Cook
i use it to doodle sonic the hedgehog
Bentley Johnson
Came here for this
I think I would go crazier than light Yagami getting rid of niggers
Lincoln Jackson
when you because santa, your name is in the book, so you die. since you wrote it, you become santa claus. you are trapped forever in a screaming ying-yang of undeath
Justin Jackson
Create a better world. Comb databases for serial murderers and swing the heavy arm of karma by making themselves smash their own heads in. Self-castrate sexual abusers and cause a heart attack as backup if the blood loss doesn't kill them first. Make corrupt politicians carve their sins into their chests before publicly hanging themselves naked.
Lincoln Martin
>Invest in several companies
>Kill CEOs and board members of rival companies
>Also have board members vote to buy out companies I've invested in for more than I've paid per share
>Kill people I hate in car accidents or drug overdoses
>Then I'd start killing off child molesters, the mentally handicapped, and people society are better off without
Dylan Campbell
>the mentally handicapped
So does that include yourself?
Dominic Reyes
I'd unironically burn it before using it. I don't trust myself with that power, let alone anybody fucking else.
Dominic Smith
What are you going to write?
user DIE
lol
Zachary Howard
barack obama would be my number one. wanna see how biden thinks with his head cut off.
Tyler Hughes
I name Gaia
So long fuckers
Ryder Collins
Fucking takakda
Justin Williams
Bump
Lincoln Garcia
So... Paul Allen is who Jean wants to write in the Death Note. Paul Allen is fine.