We have gathered here today to discredit music as an art form.
dubs=track
trips=artist
42=album name
69=album cover
Number of tracks is 7+last digit of the OP
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Buttz
Why is it called Pollock Paintings?
why not?
I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
nice track title
thanks
artist:
album:
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1. Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
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BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
Man Getting Hit By Football
Phonetic Spanish Pronunciations
Huge blank
>Band - The Emptiness
>Album - Self-centered
>Track - Why are you such a fucking faggot!
>Album cover - Pic related
Roll for me faggots
Intro
Outro
Blumpkin Boyz
Deep Balls
Shithole Station
My fucking cat won't get off my record player
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artist:
album:
cover:
1. Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
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I want a black shirt that just says "Black People" in white lettering and see how people react to it. I'm genuinely curious if people would be offended by "Black People."
Great Job!
Bigoll Deekins
Don't Have Sex (Catholic/Muslim Alliance Anthem)
Combover Pig
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artist:
album:
cover:
1. Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
4. Huge blank
5. 1554267231266.jpg (19 KB, 480x405)
6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
7. Great Job!
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Terrible Job!
wonderwall cover #204
Here's your cover broskis
The They
Nope, we are not doing this shit again. Fuck off with your 69 w/o an album cover.
I blew up a church because I listened to black metal once
Sorry
Mesothelioma Blues
gonna keep rolling for album picture and if this is a track name i give my sincerest apologies
I forgive you.
reroll
Thank you
Beautiful
artist:
album:
cover:
1. Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
4. Huge blank
5. 1554267231266.jpg (19 KB, 480x405)
6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
7. Great Job!
8. gonna keep rolling for album picture and if this is a track name i give my sincerest apologies
9. The They
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The Cutest Hitler
Sex is a Dead Meme
swans
Updated the Best Rat
poopoo and pee peee
smams?
OP is a faggot
Huh
dubs is impossible
Kooky Krumbs Klub
nothing is impossible, for a possible
I neuter cats
Cats Neuter Me
Outsider Music Tunes
reroll
I love my cat and will persist
Jumping
The Beeeeeeeeatles
This record is the second of three (so far) experiments to get Yea Forums's music board Yea Forums to make an album. It was created in the space of about 10 hours by anonymous users. It's an interesting experiment and it panned out pretty well, I think, given that it was made by anons on Yea Forums.
The album opens with "Why are we doing this again", a title that wasn't suggested but rather was a snarky quip by an user who simply wanted to know why this was happening a second day in a row. However, as fate would have it, it became a track title. The irony is obvious, so I won't dwell on it. This track features a slowed down vocal sample swirling around a slow and catchy beat, occasionally featuring the lyrics "why are we doing this again?" As an album opener, it does a good job of setting the mood for the album, while still being one of its high points. From there we move to "Soundtrack to Shazam", a circlejerk featuring a sample from the movie "Shazam!" spammed over the top of a techno beat.
The Ballad of Wi Tu Lo
go away scaruffi
Bo
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
Bice
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artist:
album:
cover:
1. Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
4. Huge blank
5. 1554267231266.jpg (19 KB, 480x405)
6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
7. Great Job!
8. gonna keep rolling for album picture and if this is a track name i give my sincerest apologies
9. The They
10. Sex is a Dead Meme
11. 5737Man.png (878 KB, 914x609)
12. I love my cat and will persist
13. The Ballad of Wi Tu Lo
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The Entirety of Kanye West's Discography
Zero Stars
post rock sister
Ós rud é go n-ainmníonn an oiread sin leabhar na bioráin charraige mar an “banna rac-cheol is mó nó is suntasaí nó is mó tionchair” i gcónaí, ní insíonn sé duit ach cé chomh mór is atá ceol rac-cheoil ó bheith ina ealaín tromchúiseach. Tá sé aitheanta le fada ag léirmheastóirí Snagcheoil gurb iad Duke Ellington agus John Coltrane na ceoltóirí snagcheol is mó i gcónaí, nach iad na díoltóirí is cáiliúla nó is saibhre dá gcuid ama, gan trácht orthu i gcónaí. Rangaíonn léirmheastóirí Clasaiceacha an Beethoven thar a bheith conspóideach thar cheoltóirí clasaiceacha a raibh an-tóir orthu i gcúirteanna timpeall na hEorpa. Tá léirmheastóirí carraige fós dall ag rathúlacht tráchtála. Dhíol na Beatles níos mó ná duine ar bith eile (ní fíor, dála an scéil), mar sin ní mór gurbh iad na cinn ba mhó. Fásann léirmheastóirí Snagcheoil suas ag éisteacht le go leor ceoil snagcheol san am atá caite, ag fás suas le héisteacht le léirmheastóirí clasaiceacha agus iad ag éisteacht le go leor ceoil clasaiceach den am atá thart. Is minic nach mbíonn a fhios ag léirmheastóirí na gcarraigí go hiomlán faoi cheol carraige an am atá caite, is ar éigean is eol dóibh na díoltóirí is fearr. Ní haon ionadh go gcreideann siad go ndearna na Beatles aon rud arbh fhiú iad a shábháil.
La bestia del negro falo
Scaruffi's 12-Year-Olds
The Testacles
Holland, 1946
>The beast of the black phallus
I love it
joesph biden lol!
Overall, it's about as good as you could imagine an album made by random anons on Yea Forums could be. I give it 3 stars, because the good parts on the album just aren't long enough ("I ruin everything I touch.", "fug", "Japanese Cuties Sipping My Seed"), and there's a few low effort tracks on here that the album could really do without ("gayperwave 波せス", "i personally think beethoven is underrated"). The rest of the album is just short interesting experiments that are a bit disjointed, as would be expected from an album made by a bunch of random strangers not working together.
yee
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I bet you do ;)
Welcome to the Cat Album
scaruffi and his magic boys
Volate pt 2
tracklist done, commence claims
artist: La bestia del negro falo
album: Bice
cover:
1. Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
4. Huge blank
5. 1554267231266.jpg (19 KB, 480x405)
6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
7. Great Job!
8. gonna keep rolling for album picture and if this is a track name i give my sincerest apologies
9. The They
10. Sex is a Dead Meme
11. 5737Man.png (878 KB, 914x609)
12. I love my cat and will persist
13. The Ballad of Wi Tu Lo
14. Outsider Music Tunes
15. post rock sister
16. Volate pt 2
1 > is claimed.
2 > is delivered.
Jew Juice
claiming track 5
Satan's Taint
claiming track 9
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you and your god damn cats
artist: La bestia del negro falo
album: Bice
cover: 1. Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
4. Huge blank
>5. 1554267231266.jpg (19 KB, 480x405)
6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
7. Great Job!
8. gonna keep rolling for album picture and if this is a track name i give my sincerest apologies
>9. The They
10. Sex is a Dead Meme
11. 5737Man.png (878 KB, 914x609)
12. I love my cat and will persist
13. The Ballad of Wi Tu Lo
14. Outsider Music Tunes
15. post rock sister
16. Volate pt 2
1 > is claimed.
2 > is delivered.
Not my cat but still based
Johnny Faget and the Cum Guzzlers
Claiming 10. Will deliver shortly.
Here is 10 vocaroo.com
claiming 7, will have it soon
claiming 8, will take some time
working on 9. will be up soon
here's track 5
vocaroo.com
artist: La bestia del negro falo
album: Bice
cover: 1. Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
4. Huge blank
. 1554267231266.jpg (19 KB, 480x405)
6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
>7. Great Job!
>8. gonna keep rolling for album picture and if this is a track name i give my sincerest apologies
>9. The They
. Sex is a Dead Meme
11. 5737Man.png (878 KB, 914x609)
12. I love my cat and will persist
13. The Ballad of Wi Tu Lo
14. Outsider Music Tunes
15. post rock sister
16. Volate pt 2
1 > is claimed.
2 > is delivered.
somehow you perfectly captured the esence of that post.
OP definitely keep doing these. Very fun.
claiming 4
claiming buttz
if 2. doesnt sound like the audio from a cumshot compilation ill be disappointed
Done
nigger
artist: La bestia del negro falo
album: Bice
cover: >1. Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
. Huge blank
. 1554267231266.jpg (19 KB, 480x405)
6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
>7. Great Job!
>8. gonna keep rolling for album picture and if this is a track name i give my sincerest apologies
. The They
. Sex is a Dead Meme
11. 5737Man.png (878 KB, 914x609)
12. I love my cat and will persist
13. The Ballad of Wi Tu Lo
14. Outsider Music Tunes
15. post rock sister
16. Volate pt 2
1 > is claimed.
2 > is delivered.
Yo I got a question. Who makes the tracks, the music? Or where do you get them?
your living on it
no but what does that mean?
clyp.it
oops it sucks
can you fucking read retard? can you not see people submitting the tracks. get off the internet you illiterate cumstain.
>can you not see people submitting the tracks
No, I didn't see it :( sorry
pee poo by the cock suckers on i love vore
claiming 12. I love my cat and will persist
clyp.it
here it is
im sorry
My sincerest apologies.
>files.catbox.moe
artist: La bestia del negro falo
album: Bice
cover: . Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
. Huge blank
. 1554267231266.jpg (19 KB, 480x405)
6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
. Great Job!
. gonna keep rolling for album picture and if this is a track name i give my sincerest apologies
. The They
. Sex is a Dead Meme
11. 5737Man.png (878 KB, 914x609)
>12. I love my cat and will persist
13. The Ballad of Wi Tu Lo
14. Outsider Music Tunes
15. post rock sister
16. Volate pt 2
1 > is claimed.
2 > is delivered.
I love my cat and will persist
clyp.it
claiming and delivering no. 11
mega.nz
bumpin
bump
bup
claiming 6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
artist: La bestia del negro falo
album: Bice
cover: . Buttz
2. I like to think of these albums as a semen-splattered wall. Under a blacklight, a semen-splattered wall bears a great resemblance to a Jackson Pollock painting. Thus, Pollock Paintings.
3. BUT (isn't Betty a woman's name?)
. Huge blank
. 1554267231266.jpg (19 KB, 480x405)
>6. My fucking cat won't get off my record player
. Great Job!
. gonna keep rolling for album picture and if this is a track name i give my sincerest apologies
. The They
. Sex is a Dead Meme
. 5737Man.png (878 KB, 914x609)
. I love my cat and will persist
13. The Ballad of Wi Tu Lo
14. Outsider Music Tunes
15. post rock sister
16. Volate pt 2
1 > is claimed.
2 > is delivered.
My fucking cat won't get off my record player
clyp.it
bump
bump
bump
Could there maybe be a way for non-music people to contribute to tracks that way the threads don't slow to a crawl during the claiming process? I'd suggest they get to say a time signature, bpm, or genre and others could fulfill that request.
Just a shot in the dark though, what do you guys thing?
bup
>Could there maybe be a way for non-music people to contribute to tracks
You could write some poetry and recite it for us. Or you could do your standup routine.
I mean you could have people claim lyrics to tracks. Other Yea Forums makes music threads have done that sort of thing
bump
Bump
bumperino
pee
thread is dead but the album is live
prostate stimulation train station (album name)
PewDiePipeline (artist)
latex gloves but no lube (track name)
You're going to need to mix things up to stop this from getting stale.
so all this is gonna now be track 14?
Bum
Op, can we have a new thread? This is so fun, fuck
Based OPPP do another one
Bump
claiming outsider music tunes
Claim 13
aaand outsider music tunes is done. composed this on spot.
clyp.it
How often do you make these threads? May want to consider contributing to the next album
Bit late lads
DO ANOTHER BASED OPPP
yeah OP kinda rushed it on release