Hey Yea Forums...

Hey Yea Forums, had a girl over at my place last night and when I woke up this morning she was gone and left this behind. AMA

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Yes, she was overweight

When I was fucking her I got all of these red globs on my dick, and she admitted she had just had an abortion. Should I call her again?

Check your dick and money/gold
She might have give you a free STD and stole few shit from you
Was she cute atleast?

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She was pretty cute for a ham planet. I leave my money lying around the house and haven't bothered to count it so there's no way of knowing if she took any.

You should count it OP

I almost don't want to flush it. It's been so long since a girl shit in my house

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Honestly I already paid her in taco bell, wouldn't she feel bad for stealing after doing her that kindness?

Nope

Hey do you guys know any good recipes? I'm thinking of cooking her a meal next time she drops by

Google
Pantrucas chilenas recipe
From my fathers country easy to make and 11/10 food

Thank you, that oughta get her fillin the bowl again if you know what I mean

Lma0
You can also make ñoquis al pesto
A lil more complicated but 11/10 from my mama's country

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That's fucking wretched OP. Dare you to pick a piece out and lick it.

um ya were your walls dirty before or did she do that too?

>i already paid her in taco bell
THAT FUCKING EXPLAINS IT
i hope you learned a lesson OP, never go on a date to taco bell and take her back home.

I didn't notice the fly on my timestamp, hehe

No, that was all me if you know what I'm sayin

Sadly I already flushed it. I did lean in and take a deep whiff though. Smelled spicy and really sulfurous.

You're disgusting.

Should have ran out and got a mason jar and saved it OP. For future whiffs while fapping.

I'm so lonely, oh my God