>bro just go to the gym
>bro just shave your head
>bro just take a shower
>bro just grow a beard
>bro just go outside and get some sun
>bro just stop giving a fuck, be confident, be tough, the pussy will come crawling to you
Yikes. It looks like Chad's advice was bullshit. I guess not everyone has a chance. Some guys are just screwed.
It's all about personality, uglier guys than him have gotten plenty of poontang
Rumpelstiltskin?
even with his weird shaped head this guy probably still gets more pussy than all of Yea Forums so yeah...
>making fun of this guy for getting ripped
Who gives a fuck about “the pussy.” He’s doing what’s right for him regardless of what “the pussy” thinks. This dudes more of a man than you are, because he decided to do something for himself and not shut down because he thought “the pussy” wouldnt come to him anyway.
Tl;dr
>you’re a beta
Chad/10 Keep at it dude!
Now you'll pull yourself an ugly fit girl
can't not be 5'8" tho
By the look in your eyes I see that you did not follow up on the last and most important piece of advice. Do it, and the pussy will flow.
>bro just take a shower
If someone has to advise you to take a shower you were a lost cause from the start.
A good job and money will make you look 6'0"
Wow, really?
Someone tell Danny DeVito
based response
bitches say they want a guy who's 6 foot or taller but what they really mean is "i want a guy with money who won't cheat on me and also happens to be taller than me" and when bitches are 5 foot 3 then 5 foot 8 is more than enough if you're rich
Also, your body is better than 99% of all men in your age. Keep on working on your personality.
Rhea Perlman wasn't that bad looking back in the day. Sure she's jewish/10 but Mr DeVito was no incel.
whatever helps you sleep at night
they also want a guy who doesn't call them "bitches".
Lol
>they also want a guy who doesnt call them bitches
Sure they do sweetie
I mean, the gym part seems to be working out fine for you. Keep at it!
I'm 5'8 and got laid constantly when I was single. Still get laid regularly now that I'm married.
Shallow women won't give you the time of day but fitness, confidence, and success attract women.
>not that bad looking
Would I have gone after her in the 80s, no, but then I'm not Danny DeVito.
Your perceptions change as you get older and you stop obsessing over every little imperfection.
You actually have a better chance of getting laid when you're a 1/10 man instead of a 2/10, 3/10, and 4/10 because some ladies have a monster fetish and will pity fuck you.
weak whiteboy england genes
I bet he have dental problems
Hypergamy didn't start with social media, it's been a fact of life for all of human history but was controlled by culture.
Hey Schlomo, how are you doing today? Keeping kosher?
Each one of us has 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents, and 16 great-great-grandparents. Someone obviously found our ancestors attractive or we wouldn't exist. So why do some of us have a hard time reproducing today? Because of George Soros. The stigma against men with our types of faces is very recent. We are being denied something that our ancestors got for free.
>So why do some of us have a hard time reproducing today?
Because we socialise differently now and social norms have adjusted.
You also have half the number of male ancestors as female ancestors.
My ancestors (who are basically copies of me) were able to reproduce just fine for thousands of years. Someone obviously found our ancestors attractive or else we wouldn't exist right now. George Soros has decided that we are genetically inferior and no longer worthy of reproduction. God I wish I could go back to the past.
And also half the chromosomes of a normal person if you think George Soros is the reason you can't get laid.
Or we could kill our overlords.
Hypergamy isn't some Soros funded plot by the Joos.
It does mean that if you're not already physically attractive, you're going to have to bring a little extra to the table if you want to get laid.
Alternately, get fit because it's actually good for you and you feel better. Get a good job because it feels good to achieve. Treat yourself like your best friend. Do that and as long as you're not a troll you'll get laid as well.
This.
Shit, thought it was a Conehead
Maybe no one wants you cause you're a self pitying shit who constantly blames his failures on something other than himself.