How do you deal with morning wood?

How do you deal with morning wood?

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you jerk off. or be like me and browse Yea Forums and touch it sometimes

piss in sink

Rub it like a magic lamp.

This

Go for a piss and it goes away.

clap twice and tell your mom 'chop chop'

Easy, i don't get erect while i'm sleeping

I just ignore it, put on my clothes and then it's normally gone

w/ my hands

Have sex with my dogs. Works every time

Apparently it's healthy to have it, it shows good blood circulation.

A shower takes care of it, If I don't first.

extremetube.com

take a piss so your bladder stops stimulating your prostate

If my girl is over, she gives me head, if I'm alone i just have a fap

Shit site

Is that the cause? I always thought it was just sexy dreams.

Beat that motherfucker like it owes me money!!!

Gently pet it like a friend, with a gift needing unwrapping.

Do the helicopter.

My gf is a whore so she sucks me off in the morning.

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His girlfriend is a whore so she sucks me off in the morning.

Probably.

Give me proof so I can drop the bitch already.

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It's nearly impossible to urinate while erect. The erection is there to prevent you from wetting the bed.

I go pee, because I obviously need to do so.

You just wanna tag team her and be buds?

Eh, K.

Is wanting to drop her not reason enough?

Swiftly.

Haven't had legit morning wood in years due to excessive masturbation. Still horny just no wood

Have my boyfriend suck me off.

That could be a genuine medical problem.

Lucky guy.

Ignore it and get up. I know I'll lose wood soon enough.

Make some ropers

Also quads get

Erectile Dysfunctionlet spotted.