Twitch waifu thread

Haha video games

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Her hair looks very damaged by chemicals. Also her IQ is probably

For me it's any fujo playing FF7R and shipping Clerith.

A girl bumped into me when I was at the grocery store like a month ago and I've been jacking off vigorously to that moment ever since. I'm so touch starved I'd go for anything right now.

Poki!

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twitch.tv/ayumiipix

>always some charmless loser with a 5 head not hot enough to be an instagram model
In a world where much hotter women who have the same level of influence over your life are the same number of clicks away I will not understand going after the 5/10 when there are 10/10s just as accessible

W

Jam a man of fortune

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Yeah, we saw your last post and replied to it.

for me are KSON, Amelia Watson and RBC

Suddenly not having had sex with my wife in 2 years doesn't seem so bad. I've been jerking it for almost 2 years to her international license photo from 2009 where she looks like a a JAL ad stewardess.
I have not yet started interacting with twitch whores.

She's gotten real thicc lately

any femanon strummers?

Neither have I. I just jack off to damn near anything including 5/10s

do tendies really?

Does relying too much on parasocial relationships cause one to become an incel or is it the inverse? Maybe I'm just too old to understand modern Twitch appeal.

That's not me but I'm glad others are just as bewildered and filled with hatred as I am when they encounter you.

For me, its lilimaru

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sorry to burst your bubble vtuber fans but they're all fucking whores, just because the one you like hides behind an anime character and a code of conduct doesn't mean they're not leeching your wallets while fucking someone else irl, they don't deserve a single currency out of you unless they're unironically entertaining you, at which case, your taste is shit but i guess i can understand, just know that they probably badmouth you behind the scenes just like the vshitjo whores do

>not having had sex with my wife in 2 years
Oh she's banging someone else for sure at this point lol, get out user.

dating apps and hypergamy create incels

She is so incredibly hot.

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Lol, she's too old to have more kids. Don't care at this point. Why you think I'm jerking off to a pic from 2009?

Shy are all vtubers such slots?

they were probably fucked from the start. it's not too rare to see some viewer donating to tell a streamer how much they mean to them and how watching streams kept the viewer from killing themselves and shit like that.
i mean damn, that's great and all but it was probably an over-reliance on internet escapism that brought them to that point to begin with.

Unironically though would you date a twitch streamer? They spend 12 hours a day on their ass ignoring you

you call that flat faced bitch hot ?

Yes.

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That money is better off in the hands of a streamer who might give it to charity than it is in the hands of an incel

That would be hot af

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Man, that forehead is bigger than Minnesota.

12 hours to myself per day? Hell yeah

This.
I'd fucking love that shit. Give me a chance to kick back on my own and play video games.

Probably be the same as dating a hooker, she's not going to have much left for you at the end of the day.

only this qt

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who is this anime lesbian couple

trany

>Having a wife
Back to Faceberg, Redd*t or wherever the fuck you came from, nigger.

>she will never call you a virgin nigger while riding you

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>she can do that dragon tongue thing larkin love does

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bros...

That bouncing korean cosplay whore that went live nude once

for me it's when your favorite gaming twitch streamer does a cooking stream.

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Imagine...

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I like Sarahkey more

I didn't read this article but isn't at least this headline only stating facts and not the author's endorsement of pirating? I just admitted to not reading it but I'd bet dollars to donuts this bitch didn't either.

That fucking lisp though

Cute asian girls are the cutest. Miyeon best girl!

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Literally a 5/10 ass found on any college campus. I will never understand zoomers.

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Kson is hot as fuck and I want to impregnate her.

they feel reachable I guess, same reason why butt ugly sluts get so much money on onlyfans

For me, it's Hachubby.

She pretends to like video games, which makes her more appealing than any regular college girl.

>Fake eyes
>Fake nose
>Cute
Sure thing, bud

FOR ME ITS LAINEYBALLS

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msfiiire before the fake tits

Imagine hearing her moaning into your ear with her hot nasal voice while you impregnate her, holy shit.

never met any G*rmoids in person, have you?

And yes she may technically be Italian but shes from Tyrol so shes a G*rmoid infesting rightful MVDBULL lands. Still hot though.

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I LOVE BALL

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The cutest!

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I FUCKING HATE JEWS
LOVE ME BEANS
LOVE ME BALLS
SIMPLE AS

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