Haven't play WoW in years

> Haven't play WoW in years
> Suddenly feel like coming back
> Remember how much I loved starting in the forests of Stormwind as a cute gay human warrior
> Finish creating tutorial

> BOOM

> Now all races have the same tutorial and no racial identity, they all start in the same boat in which your captain is a black woman and you have to report to her

WHY? WHY DO THEY RUIN EVERYTHING? Every race having their own unique tutorial with their own unique quests at the beginning was 10/10. WHY TAKE THAT AWAY JUST TO MAKE YOU ANSWER TO A BLACK WOMAN?!

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Wait, I didn't even play in SL, I thought they at least gave you a choice which intro to pick.

Welp, have "fun" doing this mishmash of all kinds of random shit, some highmaul, some stormheim, and whatever else they tried cramming into that retarded fucking island.

>racial identity
Whoa.. that's racist.

>I thought they at least gave you a choice which intro to pick
They do. OP is a shit-stirring faggot and it's obvious by his name.

You can still do the original starting zones tutorials for each race, the new tutorial auto locks in for new accounts first character

Baiting turbonigger

That's still fucking retarded.

They literally do have a choice, a lot of them, but OP is a tranny faggot that wants to stir shit up for no good reason.
I hate retail as much as the next, but OP is a gigantic lying faggot

You were told for years how shit this game and company is with 1001 reasons why that's so, but you decided to play anyways just to get offended and get some epic replies.

The new tutorial is fucked up. Black captain searching for black daughter on a ogre island. WoWs first mistake was TBCs horrible endgame and finally died after WoD.

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Bruh, they ruined the tutorials with Cataclysm. They turned Dun Morogh - one of the most beautiful areas in the game - into absolute shit.

Blame the new retarded generation who can't figure out how to play games...

Same goes for Northshire.

..and Camp Narache.

>muh black captain
woah, an npc that you have to interact to once and is only relevant for like 5 mins of the 1st 10 levels of WoW

I had a huge fucking boner for what they did with Thousand Needles but that's personal aesthetic choice screaming at the top of its lungs
completely agree with all of you besides

At least you guys can still go back and visit your starting zones.

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welcome to current year, chud. you will own nothing, you will live in a pod, you will eat bugs, you will answer to black female authority, and you will be happy.

>Woah, a black human, even though humans are descendants of vikings, and the closest they used to come to being black was pirates-turned-landlubber bandits in Tanaris and Uldum due to the sun giving them a tan.
It takes many more generations to produce such melanin, but now we got negroes that lived in stranglethorn vale while somehow not getting murdered by the trolls out there.

>even though humans are descendants of viking
*Magical cursed robot vikings made by alien gods

**which still weren't black.

Teldrassil was a pretty comfy zone, I remember sitting in an inn just chilling
in fact I remember just sitting in an inn chilling with almost every faction back in vanilla
Dun Morogh indoor areas felt so damn comfy and warm when you got inside from the snowstorms
too bad the illusion is dead and I no longer pay attention to the small things

You can still change the phase back to the gay cata version

Not that they make comfy taverns anymore, the last xpac with proper comfy zones was MoP, then you had Wor'gol in WoD which was deserted because no fucking quests, and.. that's it.

>cute gay human warrior
Delete this thread, motherfucker.

Oh are you one of those Larian devs mad that someone's playing a human fighter in your stupid fucking dating sim?

>cute gay
It isn’t the human warrior we’re talking about, motherfucker.
Burn in hell motherfucker. For that, burn in hell in Jesus Christ’s name slowly tortured to death.

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Can anyone explain to me in rational terms why the tutorial instructor can't or shouldn't be a black woman?

> NOOOO YOUR PROTAG CAN'T BE A SLUTTY GAY HUMAN GUY NOOOOOO REEEE

Seethe. Gay rights are human rights.

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niggers get the rope, simple as

Because
1. Black people weren't a thing, only black character was literally a black dragon turned human
2. Women are weaker than men and shouldn't be in positions like captain, commander, warrior, etc. There's literally a war in Ukraine right now and all women ran away and are making tiktok videos in France despite crying for years about feminism and saying women are just as strong as men.

It's stupid. It's unrealistic. It's off putting. And it obviously has an agenda behind it to have the white male protagonist report to a strong empowered black woman.

You put a black woman in any high position in the army and i can guarantee you she's gonna fuck up.

The point is that racial evolition in WoW is magical bullshit.
>Dwarves, Gnomes, and Humans are all descended from space robots who got a magic plague that made them fleshy (Troggs too, technically)
>Night Elves are Trolls who spent too much time next to an arcane nuclear reactor
>Pandaren are a species of Furbolgs who sat next to a similar reactor for too long. Jinyu were Murlocs who did the same thing.
>Orcs and Ogres are the descendants of a mountain range given sentience to fight plant kaijus
>The Mogu were just like Humans/Gnomes/Dwarves and underwent the plague, then Lei Shen magically reversed it, and also there's only two female mogu.
>Whatever the fuck the Titans did to make the Dragon Aspects out of Proto-Drakes
>Every single Demon species is actually an alien race that got mutated by Fel energy
Going "Oh yeah living in Stranglethorn turned some humans' skin black" is about the least bullshit thing they could pull off.

nigga nobody really cares about the second "point"

ok snowflake

> Yea Forums constantly has meltdowns about sjws and feminism in muh vidya
>> N-nobody cares about feminism!!!!

Kys.

as if any of the trannies at blizz would care about that

>Muh magic exists so you will need to accept this pandering we put in your games!
Fuck off back to hell, demonspawn

Woah what is this picture depicting? Looks problematic as a.f.

>1. Black people weren't a thing, only black character was literally a black dragon turned human
I can't remember if there were black human NPCs or not in vanilla, but this is still a shaky argument. Just because something didn't exist before doesn't mean it can't exist now. Especially in a setting that doesn't truly value its canon in the first place.

>2. Women are weaker than men and shouldn't be in positions like captain, commander, warrior, etc
This is WarCraft we're talking about. Women have been in important and strong roles since WC3. Ever since Kerrigan Blizzard has loved to dabble in strong female warriors.

>How dare this fantasy setting with various races of magical and natural backgrounds have black people, it's so immersion breaking!

>Especially in a setting that doesn't truly value its canon in the first place.
Yeah, thats the fucking problem.

No one cares about you anymore faggot, your lefty faggot "allies" will push you in front of the bus in favor of championing trannies and black women.

I recognize the game that picture is from. I really wish I didn't. What a fucking waste.

>NOOOOO THERES A NIGGER IN MY GAME
why are americans so evil, bros?

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Some of y'all really should be deported to /pol/ and reddit...

>start as human
>Hello it's me, your commander! Go click on five humans and report back to me!
>start as orc
>Hello it's me, your commander! Go click on five orc and report back to me!
Truly we lost a masterpiece of worldbuilding.

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>Just because something didn't exist before doesn't mean it can't exist now.

That is literally the definition of revisionism. Nobody likes revisionism. If the company excluded black people in the past then that's on them, players shouldn't have to turn their brains off when suddenly half the population in stormwind are race swapped, "t-they were black all along!!!!".

> Ever since Kerrigan Blizzard has loved to dabble in strong female warriors.

Is this a joke? Kerrigan is not a strong female warrior. She's literally a monster and she gets her ass kicked by men all the time. Kerrigan is the least feminist character Blizzard ever made.

>Just because something didn't exist before doesn't mean it can't exist now.
I agree user. Blacks deserve representation. Westfall's farms need hands for the harvest season, and Goblins need valuable cargo to transport to the civilized world

>What a fucking waste.

IKR, imagine making a gay porn game and since it's not selling that well you start putting gross tranny and straight shit into it. IT WAS A GAME FOR JUST GAY MEN, why put naked women everywhere suddenly? Fucking infuriates me, gay men can never have anything. I hope the dev dies.

WoW has been unbelievably shitty for more than a decade now but the one thing that broke it for Yea Forums was a single black NPC.

This but unironically.

Warcraft then, you know, night elves, all female warrior army..

No one is seething about gays in 2022 shut the fuck up white knight

>all female warrior army..

Because the men were literally sleeping and as soon as shit got tough women had to go wake up the men. At what point through WoW history did you ever get the idea that Maiev or Tyrande are slightly competent? Isn't it funny the "female warrior race" has the strongest and most liked characters be men?

What's then, you illiterate fuck?

The men are scholars and the women are fighters. Illidan being a heretic is partly reflected by his more warrior-like nature.

This thread is getting locked isn't it.

More accurately, the men are the druids, women are priests, and night elf deity is a warrior, thus the women, who are into the priesthood, divulge into the warrior aspect as a result, but they're both scholars of sorts.

it's a fantasy game, why is your brain this fucked up bro
and what the fuck does your childlike media literacy have to do with WoW
there genuinely isn't anything wrong with a female black knight being an NPC, at least attack the actual dumb shit like retconning Chromie into a tranny for twitter clout

Because you just unintentionally described our entire lives and why we have to escape to videogames in the first place. The rise and fall of entire cities, the way our roads and suburbs are built, our economy, our elections are all based around getting away from niggers. Liberals want to get away from the guilt associated with them by fixing them and the rest just want to get away from them physically. It is hard to think of any aspect of life as an American that isn't based in getting away from niggers. It's our most sacred value and last remaining hope.

>Kerrigan is not a strong female warrior. She's literally a monster and she gets her ass kicked by men all the time
>>he didn't play SC2 where she became a literal cosmic god that saved the entire universe
lmao

>the men are the druids
no canon. women can be druids now, too. i fucked one behind goldshire inn

Don't you think it's a little odd that they created a world with only white people?

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>at least attack the actual dumb shit like retconning Chromie into a tranny for twitter clout

Is... is this a joke? A literal male dragon turning himself into a gnome girl being announced as trans is revisionism, but replacing half the npcs in stormwind with black people is not?

Are you seriously trying to pull a
> NOOO YOU ARE SUPPOED TO HATE TRANNIES NOT BLACKS REEE
Because it's not trannies the ones that will stab me and rob me if i ever go out of my house at night.

>and night elf deity is a warrior,
user you need to catch up on your lore. Shadowlands revealed Elune's actually a fucking retard.

didn't read lol

>where she became a literal cosmic god

And she had to be protected by men while she threw some sunshine at a literal Cthulhu and then died but was reborn and made her fantasy kitchen world and took Jimmy with her. There was nothing feminist about Kerrigan there. At best it was some bullshit "chosen one" shit but at no point was she ever strong.

You jest but I'm reminded of that statuette you can get from archaeology, depicting a male priest and a female druid, i believe, something something rules get looser during hard times because they can't afford to be picky, if you can pick up a fucking sword so be it IG.

But this is probably nothing more but an excuse as to why your PC can be a male priest/warrior/hunter/rogue or female druid

What's odd about that? It sounds like a fucking utopia. If I made my own fictional vidya world I would make it so women and non whites don't exist. It would be just hot gay white men.

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They created a world everyone wanted to escape to
Now its a world everyone wants to escape from

If any other game did this you would say it was a brave design choice

>Shadowlands revealed Elune's actually a fucking retard.

So she's a woman?

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

based gay chad