Notch just gave you 500 million to create your dream game, post it

pf, one can do it for free

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I make an rpgmaker game by myself with vanilla assets and keep the money

WoW 2 to satisfy my MMORPG addiction

It's debatable, but it says a lot that his deadbeat dad only reconnected with him after he got rich, guilt-tripped him into lending him money just so he could buy more alcohol, and eventually drunk himself to death while leaving his son with all that guilt. It's not like Notch is some kind of saint or hero, but that would probably fuck with anyone in his position.

SotC art direction with Death Stranding's gameplay

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A good creature collector.

jesus christ we got us a 200IQ poster ITT

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It would be like GTA but you can go in every building and they're all different. And you can make your character do anything and the NPCs will react like real life. Like if you pull your dick out the NPCs will say "WTF HE SHOWING HIS DICK"

Holy shit, now I'll never give my father money, thanks user.

it just feels like sensationalism with a slant of 'haha he's rich so he's not a real person' kinda shit. Not to defend him or anything but these articles are always kinda dumb as fuck.

Cyberpunk 2096, this time it is the most in depth rpg ever with a 100 hour story

Sad, Lonely, And $0

I'd get Petroglyph to reboot C&C and make the "Perfect" version of Red Alert 1 and creative liberty to make anything else within the franchise

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Probably not, the girls just like to nag.

Lel.

What's your RPG going to be about?

Overwatch renpy porn game.

thanks for the money, sucka

It's not sensationalist. It's just outdated. Notch was really public about his mental health struggles, his terrible relationship with his father, how his divorce fucked him up and made him paranoid, and how he's no longer friends with any of his former teammates at Mojang. All that is based on real stuff that he said, but it's stuff he said years ago. I have no idea how he's doing today and there's no reason to think that he's any different, worse, or better. He's just living his life.

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ty for the info, user

notch would never give me or anyone else here money to be an ideas guy on their own game

Nah, we're cool. I texted him once so we're besties now.

dragons sogma but in a sandnigger setting, I always loved how their shit looked

>buy the rights to Panzer Dragoon for 50 million from Sega
>hire Saturn emulator experts to build me a specific version to play the trilogy flawlessly for 5 million, must meet my standards to get paid
>Release Panzer Dragoon Trilogy HD (1 copy) (to me)
>rest of the money goes to my salary as project lead

I had a literal dream game this morning which doesn't need 500 million, but I'll post it anyways. It was a first-person shooter with lots of NPCs walking around to talk to, set on a sort of Diablo 2 Arcane Sanctuary floating ring in space, which surrounded a more central space station like structure. Between the two were floating rotating platforms in an almost Frogger-like pattern, and the goal was to run across and collect as many wads of dollar bills as possible before falling into space.

I managed a record, twelve wads of cash, and was rewarded with a credits scene where I and other players were riding what was like a carousel on the underside of the ring, and the American Dad guy was like a conductor, leading it. All the while there was an obnoxiously-cheap Casio-sounding funk slap bass track playing. However, I looked at him for too long and he slowly turned to face me, his eyes turning pink and angry. He casts a kind of noclip curse on me, which forces me to lose contact with my carousel seat and then fall into space again, and I get this foreboding feeling that I'm now going to hell.

I forced myself awake and was unusually nervous/sweaty despite no truly horrific scenes in the dream. However, I then imagined what the hell would have been like, and a vivid image of Smash TV except Doom-like popped into my head. A gauntlet maze of rooms with waves of enemies, weapon power-ups, and the occasional money wad room, the final boss being a creepy man in a suit with a demonic presence. In the current era where Vampire Survivors is a massive success, I could imagine a quickly slapped-together wave-slaughter FPS working out pretty well too.

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A CRPG about schizo rats

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Resistance 2

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Escape from Tarkov but it's actually finished, runs at 144 fps and has some neat dlc for different time periods and locations around the world.

HDoom with idtech 8

I'd make a shitty, low budget game, sell out to Epic and run with the rest of the money. Technically fulfilling my end of the bargain and I don't have to worry about it being a flop. Later suckers.

VtM:Bloodlines 2.
Give the current dev company the boot, start from scratch. Hand pick a new team that excludes women with danger hair, pronouns or sexuality flags in their social media bios. Provide free modding tools to the community.

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After the "heterosexual pride" tweet, no one would want to be associated with him. That's stupid facebook boomer-level shit.

He'd need to give me a lot more considering that garbage like destiny took 500 mil.

Most of that probably went into the actors.

scumbag.

Dwarf Fortress 2 that can take advantage of many cores.
It would be actually well paced, well balanced, with units that can take more than one tile, with a ui that makes it actually feasible to manage a big fort.
Plus of course much better integration between DF mode and adventure mode with way more features in the adventure mode.
And since its 500 million probably make actual decent gfx with animations, something similair to Battle Brothers,

Modding tools are a good thing user.

also potentially look into using AI to read/create text/voice characters and narration.

>remove things i hate
>put in the tools so that people can put the things I hate in

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By the book generic aaa shlock and make it for 15-20 million, turn the 500 million into about 750 million and then never make another game and proceed to live in my beach front 3 bedroom house

Space Hulk First Person DRPG.
Complete customization on which chapter or successor chapter down to rank, backstory, and personality of each marine.
Big emphasis on atmosphere and tension ramping up the deeper you go into the ship before regrouping at a safe zone/Marine vessel.
Map editor and Dev Kit included.

Quake 3: Arena 2

I would donate it all to Star Citizen devs so they could maybe finish a couple of milestones more.

Black&White but toned up to 11.

Hellgate London 2 with the most detailed character customization ever made, 50 different titty sliders

Minecraft but with sex

Proper Saint's Row without pozzed shit

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Kenshis gameplay but its the Warcraft universe. Let me save it.

silent storm/jagged allianc/nu-com influenced but set in Biafra.
turn based
hire mercs
buy guns
fully destructable enviroments
full 3d not the grid pattern full cover/half cover shit

GTA but set in Tel Aviv

is he actually sad, though?

A game about punch trannies.

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why wouldn't this work?

some rpg maker game with the rest of the money "mismanaged" and gone, sadly. :(

usually it's not worth the money you end up just giving to Valve.

I'm going to need training because I can't code nor model worth shit. Also Notch has to deal with anime girls.

A sandbox game that focus entirely on modding, so that i don't have do to anything besides fixing bugs from time to time,

>Notch has to deal with anime girls.
didn't he try to add them to minecraft at first?

a game where you run around in the cpitol building with a gun, shooting leftard politicians and trannies

Just pokemon but with sex

To be fair if I had 3 billion overnight I’d still be lonely

Was Reina an anime girl?

he just gave me 500 mil? Fuck making a game, im buying a wife from each country and building my own mansion on an island somewhere around Greece.

I'd have a beer with him, but I doubt he's a drinker and he'd probably think I was trying to steal his money

>have 3 billion
>get into any hobby I want
>spend any amount of time I want on it
>anyone asks what I do
>"I've got lots of savings."
>no one asks you for money
>make lots of friends doing something you enjoy

It's really not that hard to pretend to be human user. Even with the fame, you can just tell people you lost it all gambling.

Sure, nobody has to play the mods, everyone has to play the base game.
Do you people think or what?