Miquella, Boypussy of Mohg

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He fucks omen men

God damnit I'm such a sucker for these happy Malenia X Miquella pictures...

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Did Malenia get a taste of that sweet shota boipuccie?

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has speculated DLC in from games ever been accurate? seems like they always take a left turn into something tangential, rather than elaborate at something heavily hinted at in the main game or cut content

>fags are going to drag this character down like they did with Gwyndolin

I thought Mohg wanted to become the boypussy?

Putrid Boipustle - talisman that decreases damage taken from backstabs

All of those Misbegotten are their children.
Source: I dreamed about it

From what I understand, he just wants to create world of potential and opportunity. There can't be one neither under "golden order" aka alien fags' clown show where no one has free will, nor devastation that is currently occurs and that you can make even worse in some endings. He resigns from controlling what happens with said potential, he basically wants to provide both free will and freedom to exercise this free will in worthy environment.

DS1. Maybe it was more surprising that it got DLC at all, but everybody knew Oolacile was cut content that was close to being finished.

>twins who are completely dedicated to each other written by GRRM

What do you think user.

Useless bitch is the only one responsible for current state of her brother
>His project requires him to be in defenseless state
>You are supposed to defend him and even have pompous title about that
>Leave haligtree to participate in grand chimpout (that your brother stays away from because he isn't retard like other shardbearers)
>He gets abducted by town rapist
>Meanwhile all you achieve in retard contest is losing most of army, getting fucked up and causing eldritch horror infestation in part of the continent
>Just sit at haligtree causing even more scarlet rot there and not questioning if anything can be wrong
>Dude who has seen your brother walks in
>Immediately chimp out at him
Seriously she's Godrick tier fuckup but for some reason she keeps getting wanked by game's lore as if she dindu nuffin

You see user, the only ones with acutal brains in that family are Miquella and Ranni.

>You are supposed to defend him and even have pompous title about that
Yep, that was pretty dumb from her.

>let me hide in a miniature version of myself
>actual brains
Ranni is legit retarded.

>You are supposed to defend him and even have pompous title about that
>Leave haligtree to participate in grand chimpout (that your brother stays away from because he isn't retard like other shardbearers)
Malenia being the "blade of Miquella" leads me to believe that she was fighting on Miquella himself's orders

These threads are perhaps the worst Elden Ring threads imaginable. Fuck off pedos, I'm going to frenzy all your shit.

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>Griffith ending
>good ending
I don't know user.

Based

Nah, she played her cards to run from the fingers, but in a evil way. Yet ended up being stuck in it (like all the scheeming characters), waiting for the tarnished to help her. She's a very self-centered character, that's for sure.

basé

miquella isnt in his body anymore, mohg was raping a literal empty husk

I'm not a pedo. I like Miquella (in a non sexual way) because he's legit a selfless character. His wish was literally to save everyone. I'm really pissed, because he feels like such a breath of fresh Air compared to many characters who lie and use the player. He and Godwyin, from all that state, were legit the nicest people in the whole land.

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When will we get the Miquella the Unalloyed Dream DLC with Malenia Prime Boss fight, Morgott and Mohg Duo Boss fight, Radahn and Renalla unbrain damaged Boss fight, Radagon in his Prime and Marika with flesh and not a Statue?

Why is melina's (the kindling maiden) dagger found in the inquisitor office (maybe ghiza's office? Since you loot ghiza's attire from the body but i guess all inquisitors wore the same outfit)

Not really? First, she hides in her tower waiting for the festival to succeed, then she asks some guy she just met to hand her a key item, and finally, he hides inside mini Ranni and refuses to interact with said guy multiple times.
She has no way to succeed without the tarnished and doesn't do anything to entice him. Her plan is to sit on top o a pile of books and hope for the best.

OFFICIAL GODS/DEMIGODS/LORDS power level tier, Outer Gods not included:

>Empyreans
Marika = Dusk-Eyed Queen/Gloam Eyed Queen > Miquella/Melania/Ranni

>Lords
Godfrey > Dragon Lord Placidusax > Radagon

>Demigods
Melania = Radahn >= Morgott > Mogh > Rykard > shit > Godrick

Unknown: Miquella, Godwyn, Godefrey

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Okay then. Miquella is the only one with an actual brain in that family

Was getting raped by a pedo part of the plan?

No... He counted on Malenia to protect him. But since she has no brain like the rest, she fucked up everything.

>th-that isn't the real Miquella...
There's a reason why miquella copers only post fanart

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>You're not allowed to post "pre shatter" fanart because...YOU'RE JUST NOT OKAY

he tried telling him that he was a boy and that boys can't get pregnant
logic says that should have solved the problem

she received credible intel from an anonymous source that Radahn was going to be launching an offensive into the haligtree so she had to wage a defensive invasion of Caelid

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By your logic, people who like Godwyin should only post fanarts and pics of him in his dead merman abalone face form. People who like Marika or Radagon should only like the ones were they are broken statue like beings. Radhan was a Scarlet rot infested beast and the list goes on.
Some simply like to see their favorite character in their best shape.

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>whether graceful or malign
What about that whole Prince of Death cancer spreading around the world? Smug shit better have a plan for that.

idk why the fuck nobody clocks that Miquella is an analogue for Griffith.
> Has an innate charisma to the point where he inspires devotion in everyone he's met
> Blonde and fair haired, twinky
> Undergoing rebirth to become the most powerful of any who'd walked the lands between
> Except it's interrupted by Mohg, corrupting the process, which will make him so horrifying Femto nightmare.
If there's a DLC I hope they go full Eclipse with the visuals.

Don't forget Miquella will literally emerge from a giant egg and we're going to have some eclipse imagery as well

>"pre shatter"
>Isn't even of the highest quality
Radagon bros where you at?

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Does Mogh not know men cannot give birth?

Obscene
Omen
Cock

Marika/Radagon were able to have twins, and they are the same person. The ayylmaos also probably see Miquella as a woman since all other empyreans are women (also the characters who make the biggest impact in the story)

DS1 was pretty much exactly what everyone theorized it would be. Being that it was the only real hanging plot thread the main game didn't address, that is the remaining three Knights of Gwyn and Oolacile, even if some particulars like Manus were surprises. DS2 was kinda expected in that vanilla DS2 makes a big deal about these old Kingdoms under Drangleic that got built over, and the DLC is about time traveling to them. DS3 is much like the base game in that it's low effort and unoriginal. "Oh here's Ariamis again", and "Oh here's the Kiln again" with no real foreshadowing or logic to it.

CHOOSE

THE Yea Forums CIVIL WAR

RADAHN OR MALENIA

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DS3s dlcs took a sharp turn. From what I remember everyone expected a Londor dlc and all we really ended up getting that related to Londor was Friedes whole story

He literally created the Haligtree to try to replace the Erdtree and the Golden Order which only prioritizes the Greater Will's desires rather than the general well being of the people. He's an actual hero.

There is a reason why Mohg is trying to smash his ass. Miquella is an Empyrean and the choice replacement for Marika herself when the time would come. Mohg would land himself the Elden Lord role and create a completely new line.

his cut weapon's skill destroys them

Why does Mohg sound like the Disco Elysium inner voice so much?
youtube.com/watch?v=ONWn4H5pr5k

Even that's barely related, it's basically just a mention that before she lived in the Painting she was one of Yuria's sisters but quit.

Just like muh dark souls 2

>"Oh here's the Kiln again"
Not even referenced in Ringed City, even though it would make sense
Imagine unironically getting filtered by DaS3

Dude the Drug Heap is entirely a Kiln throwback. It's the the same ashen desert with some ruins sticking out of it.

Yeah it sucks. The dlcs had some great areas and bosses but the story was incredibly unsatisfying. I might’ve missed something but I never felt like I accomplished anything storywise after killing Gael

Intro cinematic shows Morgott beating Radahn