Quiet, here comes the guard

Keep going

Was Morrowind peak gaming? Has any game ever come close for you?

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>Morrowind is released
WE FUCKING HATE THIS
(Nobody played Daggerfall or Arena)
>Oblivion is released
WE FUCKING HATE THIS
Morrowind wasn't that bad...
>Skyrim is released
WE FUCKING HATE THIS
Oblivion wasn't that bad...

Post ur toon

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>Morrowind is released
>WE FUCKING HATE THIS
Said no one ever

I said it.

No one that matters

you n'wah

you

For me, it's a mish-mash of imperial armor + iron helmet

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but you weren't even born yet

This is where you "get off", cum with me!

You better do what he says....

I just had taste. Morrowind got lots of shit for being shit. Fucking wikipedia dialogue and inane quest design.

t. rpgcodex

thanks for you (You)

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you know she fucks that horse right?

We're watching you... Scum.

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lmao okay
enjoy your dungeon siege, faggot

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T WEAR INDORIL ARMOUR, THAT'S FOR ORDINATORS ONLY!

god i hope so

>gives it to you as a quest reward
>but don't wear it lol

The first time I played it I said I hated it. Didn't understand a fucking thing.
Walked out of Seyda Neen with no idea where I was going, some dude falls to his death in front of me, tried to stab a bug and missed 30 times. Got sick of the bug following my slow ass so I went in to a random mine and immediately stepped on a hunger.
Tried again a month later and put more thought in to the stats. Had much more success and ended up putting thousands of hours in to the game without even modding it.

We must secure the existence of white guar and a future for guar hatchlings.

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>1 2 3

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That's a screensaver not a game, bitch.

AHHH YES, WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

That's some nice progress you got there. Would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

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Oh, so you're a Gothic europoor
that explains a lot

Hell yeah

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Do you even speak English?

>you want to rest?
>too bad, one cliff racer 400 meters away still has you aggroed

>leaps away

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Horse cock is the absolute most aesthetic cock.

I sure do love getting chased through Mournhold by guards for wearing armor that Almalexia gave me

>guy talks to you endlessly without you replying
>tells you to be quiet

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>hello, have you seen my Dremora Markynaz boyfriend?

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Just shoot a levitate spell at them. They'll then fall to their death.

>Champion of Cyrodiil, I don't feel so good...

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Maybe he's psychic

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=970740&tags=spider_daedra

>get an xbox for birthday
whats this green dude on the back got a map tattooed to his face for? he cant even see that
>oblivion released
I CAN BUY A HORSE AT THE STABLES!?
OBJECTS CAN ROLL!?
FAST TRAVEL IS FREE? (i neglected to tell my friend how to fast travel and years later he complained that the game has no silt striders/boats/etc)
MANA REGENERATES?
I CAN CAST SPELLS WITH MY SWORD OUT?
ENEMIES HAVE HEALTH BARS? (console morrowind did not)
i loved all the things, it was a simpler time 12/10- ign
>skyrim released
snowy game comes out in winter? comfy
nordic choir for the soundtrack? reminds me of home
carriage ride to helgen? cinematic
alduin shows up and the graphical effects are the same as fallout 3? literally unplayable
>TESonline released
subscription model in current year? hard pass
>TEScard game
maybe i'll play it for the lore, didn't.
>TES6 released
i'm not gonna spoil it but you time travel into the past and do a bunch of dwemer shit

It's true, Jiub calls his penis "Last Night's storm"

legit - i wasn't interested in the game until my friend constantly wanted to borrow it (we swapped games a lot).

>you time travel into the past and do a bunch of dwemer shit
Bullshit.

Wrong. Jiub ripped a loud ass fart on his face and he was surprised not even that could wake him up.

prove me wrong

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Then proceeded to rape it.

playing morrowind with the cliff racer onslaught mod is peak TES

I've never played this game for more than thirty minutes. The game looks so muddy and brown and unappealing. Is there a variety in color scheme or does the whole map look like that?

Wtf

>that draw distance

>walk by a nord woman and don't even look at her
>S P E A K U P
Vvardenfell is full of assholes

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>user gets oppressed by video game woman

youtube.com/watch?v=gEfftVsyk_c
Seen any blacks?

"As Ordinator as possible under the circumstances."

Fuck you, fuck nerevar, fuck the ash fucks, fuck the cliff racers and fuck talos, :DDDDD.

Processus Vitellius was an Imperial agent and a Novice in the Imperial Cult who was Seyda Neen's tax collector. His corpse is located by the shore in the marshes of the Bitter Coast northwest of Seyda Neen. Searching his body will trigger the Death of a Taxman quest.

He wears a common shirt with matching pants and shoes. He also carries the Tax Record and 200 gold.

Aside from his natural charm and ability to absorb fatigue from others, he knew the following spells: Cruel Earwig, Earwig, Cruel Noise, Noise, Sotha's Grace, Night-Eye, Shadow Form, Frenzying Touch, Frenzy Beast, Crying Eye, Blind, and Turn Undead.

why would a guy who spawns in dead need to know so many spells?

I'd imagine he was likely one of the first test npcs so they just outfitted him with various spells as they added them to the game