He sides with the stormcucks

she isn't shitting in my mouth

that incel who follows her everywhere

Bottom is unironically what I reasoned back in 2011, the last time I played that game.

>Skyrim/High Rock/Hammerfell alliance
with morrowind that would be pure kino

>he doesn't bang mjoll in front of her orbiter
lol

Morrowind likely does not care enough about the Thalmor threat and likely does not even have the military power to help. They are also likely worried about another Argonian invasion if they send their military out.

So how do I roleplay the big brained option?

Would Orsinium join?

>Wouldn't it be EPIC if all these rival factions teamed up for no reason lol?

In an alliance with three races that historically hate them? Not likely.

Alternate start mod. Choose a back story and starting location that's consistent with it. Also recommend take notes mod for maximum roleplay autism.

>playing as an unga bunga

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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This is why ESO will forever be non canon retardation to me

You're assuming the Orcs as a whole actually give a shit about the threat of the Dominion. And remember the Orcs are technically elves so the Dominion has no reason to out right attack them. Maybe do some god damn lore reading before posting your stupid ass pepes.

Why are Bretons such chads?

Orcs aren't recgonized as Mer by anyone, lorelet. Not to mention that the Orsimer are living in an area granted to them courtesy of the Empire.

Orcs are much bigger enemies of Redguards and Bretons than Thalmor you lorelet. And Dunmer are not enemies with Thalmor at all.

>And Dunmer are not enemies with Thalmor at all.
Lorelet spotted.

Nice contrary evidence faggot, go back to playing ESO and complaining about Morrowind's combat.

The Chimer/Dunmer are the original heretics, I'm sure they fucking despise one another. That Bosmer that helps you get into the Thalmor Embassy flees to Morrowind afterwards because the Thalmor aren't tolerated there. Also they have fundamentally different world views, humans see the mortal world as a gift to be enjoyed, the Thalmor see it as a prison to be escaped, and the Dunmer see it as a trial to ascend.

Didn't Aldmer that would eventually become the Chimer leave because everything was too degenerate?

They don't fucking despise each other outside of your conjecture though. But there are countless wars between the Dunmer and Nords that kinda prove they despise each other.

>He sides with the dude who allow Thalmor to occupy their land and massacre their people because he believes the powerless cucked general when he says "y-yeah, we'll totally remove them one d-day.."

Cringe
At least Stormcloaks kill Thalmor on sight instead of giving them palaces and getting invited to their receptions...

Ulfric did nothing wrong. Fuck elves.
t. Argonian barbarian dragonborn

He said Orc, not Redguard

Kill the thalmor guy in markarth and check yourbounty

>stormcloaks can't even beat a shitty detachment force lead by the "cucked powerless" general
>somehow think they're going to take on the thalmor by themselves

A united Skyrim would be an incredibly tough opponent for the Thalmor. You legitimately have to remember the game and the lore have a dissonance with each other. Bethesda themselves have acknowledged this. Reminder the "Battle" of Bruma was a small handful of fucks.

Really? Because even from a lore perspective the stormcloaks are trash. Ulfric gets captured by his enemies not once but twice. First by the thalmor and then the empire. The only reason he made it out alive was because he cracked under torture and revealed classified information like a traitor, and later because a demented fragment of the time god shows up to wreck shit. And I'm supposed to believe this idiot can lead anyone against the thalmor?

>Ulfric gets captured by his enemies not once but twice
This is a moot point, the Empire was utterly out witted by the Thalmor and its the entire reason the Great War took such a toll
>revealed classified information like a traitor
Citation needed, all know is Ulfric was made to think he was the reason the Imperial City fell when it was already taken
>demented fragment of the time god
Another moot point because of Alduin hadn't shown up the Empire would have legitimately killed the only entity on Tamriel that could have stopped Alduin
>Am I'm supposed to believe this idiot can lead anyone against the thalmor?
Is anyone supposed to believe an Emperor so utterly incompetent he let "his" Empire come to near complete destruction can lead anyone against the Thalmor?

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>polygamy and pregnancy mods
>marry and impregnate several women
>none of them are lydia and she has to always watch

How's that for a burden to carry?

I never got that far, I uninstalled the game and waited for the lewd mods to get more advanced. Then I reinstalled it, spent a few hours getting the choicest lewd mods, then jerked off several times before uninstalling it again and never playing it again.

The sad thing is, I'm almost 100% sure they'll go the "Stormcloaks won, Dragonborn was one" Canon route for the next game.

Because the Empire winning and uniting skyrim back into themselves would mean the empire was still strong enough to oppose the thalmor, and they want the world to basically be virtually conquered by the thalmor for the next game so it can be the Threat to existence (Of them unmaking reality).

>"of these two candidates for leadership it's inconceivable that BOTH could be bad, one must be a good choice."
Neither of them are good options, it's just that Skyrim stands more of a chance of not being a Thalmor colony if it stays within the Empire, spineless emperor or no.

They'll pull a Dragon Break out and shuffle it around.

Can someone please tell me which Daedric prince I should be worshipping?

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>Thalmor couldn't take Hammerfell
>thinks they're just going to take over Tamriel

Do you people even fucking pay attention to anything that's said in the games?

>not being a stendarr chad and purging all daedra

>Thalmor couldn't take Hammerfell
>when hammerfall had aid from an imperial legion that "refused orders" to withdraw

>worship a daedric prince

Literally self cucking man, 90% of them don't give a shit about their followers except as pawns to advance their domain (Azura is a dominating two faced bitch and Merida is fucking insane in that she doesn't give a shit about YOU just destroying undead when you peel back her niceties).

An all Redguard legion, it's almost like the Thalmor cannot stand in a ground war against a united army. Surely the war with Hammerfell and the total destruction of their main army in the Imperial City isn't telling us this.

but nocturnal has a nice rack

Its more the thalmor had other things to focus on as well rather than getting bogged down in sand fantasy Vietnam and decided to focus on bigger fish.
They could have destroyed hammerfall but that would have meant using up resources that would be better spent integrating the Bosmer, argonians and Khajit into their empire as slaves and enforcing their inquisition of talos ban in the empire. Those all take manpower, and hammerfall is a tiny fish.

They'll get around to hammerfall when it stops being a lower priority.

TES RTS game when?

Nocturnal

So what you're saying is the Thalmor is spreading its resources thin. Or are you one of those people who believe the Thalmor just have infinite resources and infinite manpower to do everything.

Still fucking pissed that I had to sell my soul to her to beat the thieves guild leader when he was fucking weak as shit and could have beat him to death with my bare hands without being a nightengale.

I mean, I basically scammed her since she can't TAKE my soul due to being a dragonborn, so it makes it sting less, but I still hated the thieves guild plotline. If there had been a competing one where you helped Mjoll wipe them out, I would have been all over that (and Mjol's ass)

anyone got a mega of skyrim special edition and DLCs? I always get fucked over using tpb

>he doesn't play as Khajit
so you don't like improving people's opinions about a misunderstood race and discounts at caravans?

>Khajiit
Half of Eslweyr despises the Thalmor, how do you propose they "integrate" them? And integrate Black Marsh, do you have mud for brains?

Peryite

>he plays skyrim
Kek

A khajiit's place is in the bedroom not the battlefield.

Go to bed Todd

>Yes, I do worship Vaermina. How could you tell?

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>only a united empire can stand against the aldmeri dominion
>hammerfell defeats aldmeri occupation in two years after getting abandoned by the empire.
Empiretards are always lorelets.

>he doesn’t side with the Telvanni or the Forsworn

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The sand niggers beat back the elves and they left the empire
Just need some military confederacy

As slaves. That's still integration man, you have to put your indentured slaves into positions in society in order to use them properly.

Integration refers to any manner of intaking a group into your society, and yes, that applies to slaves/indentured slaves as well.

>he sided with the group that tried to murder him

>siding with a bunch of haughty faggots that stayed inside jerking off in their jizz fungus huts while Redoran pulled the entirety of Morrowind back from the brink of destruction

No way fag

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you can spread your resources thin, but until the point that your resources "Snap" its not a loss for you.

They're working on consolodating power for a reason, because once the empire and skyrim weaken each other it means they have to use less manpower to police it. Hence why they're the ones winding ulfric up and setting him lose against the empire.

t. muh 1% crybaby

>implying the nords wouldn't just kill all the prisoners they take despite some of them not being involved in the empire

Imperials helped the Redguards fend them off, though.

yes, but they wouldn't be *ME* they'd be killing. That's the important distinction here user.

They wouldn't, reminder the Nords even honored the Snow Prince, a fucking Falmer.

Legion =/= Imperials

You realize the Legions are made up of nearly every race, most of them Nords? Skyrim is the Legions largest recruitment province. And actually implying Redguards or Nords would need the help of fucking Imperials in a fight lmao.

Eh, peryite when from being about ordering things and whatnot to just being Bootleg nergal now that Jygalag is here.

Kind of makes him super boring as fuck.

Peryite is the most underrated Daedric Prince. He's basically nature incarnate.

Why doesn't anyone discuss the Aedra as much they discuss the Daedra? The only one that sees consistent discussion is Talos, either by Thalmor about how he isn't an Aedra or by Northern Imperials who insist that he is one.

People talk about Lorkhan, Akatosh, and Kyne all the time.

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HAHA I forgot how ugly she is in Vanilla

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Just buy it .

Based and Mjollpilled.

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Dunmer and Argonians are the chosen people
Kill the Atlmer and Bosmer

>Argonians
Chosen field slaves, maybe.

If the Thalmor are really a threat, just flag Alduin down and tell him that they're trying to undo his devouring of the kalpa.

The problem will then solve itself.

>What is the Hist

Their current owners. Argonians are born slaves.

alduin doesn't do requests. plus he was more interested in setting up a theocracy dedicated to himself than doing his job.

A tree

but stormcloaks are meanie head waycists and we all know waycism never triumphs

Ulfric will try and defeat the Thalmor with tarrifs, and we'll timeskip 100 years in the next game with Skyrim's economy tanking due to it.

Big fat argonian cock

based

It's funny to me how you can be servants to all these daedric prince at once.

beth doesnt like locking people out of content, they think itll upset their playerbase

and they're right. fuck them for not letting me join the Imperials and the Stormcloaks at the same time

>join either faction
>do the same scripted sequence for the jagged crown
bravo, bethesda. never doing that stupid shit again.

I also wanted to be a dawnguard and volkihar lord at the same time. fuck them for making me choose and cut myself out of content

He also gets livid if you fuck with the cycle. Dagon used to be a legitimately nice Daedra until Alduin caught him saving pieces from previous kalpas. Alduin was so pissed he rewrote Dagon's entire nature on the spot, making Dagon the batshit insane prince you see throughout the entire series. Dagon will only return to his old self when all the pieces of the kalpas he saved are destroyed.

So when Dagon keeps trying to get into Mundus and blow shit up? He's not doing it because "bwahahaha evil", he's doing it to try and get out of what is basically the ultimate hell for Dagon's true personality.

Wasnt the empire, just some faggot captain. There are bad people in good groups. Grow up.

Couldnt take Hammerfell because empire greatly weakened them REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Do you think if empire gets conquered same wont happen to skyrim?

>Dagon is virtually imnipotent in his home plane and requires akatosh himself to fight him when he manifests in mundus
>A ponce with an axe can yell at Anduin and make him fall out of the sky and beat his shit in
>Yet alduin is more powerful than Dagon

X to doubt that legend's truth.

>he actually played through the gay civil war plot
Fuck humans, fuck piss skins, and fuck the argonians most of all.

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>Elder Scrolls games are supposedly all about freedom
>no option to go full Emperor Palpatine and destroy both the Stormcloaks and Empire, then kick the Elven fucks out of Skyrim with your magic death voice
Fuck Skyrim and fuck Todd Howard

Player characters are less powerful in cutscenes than in "Stat" combat forms.

Your character canonically would lose to a squad of thalmor soldiers of about 10-20 no issues, just like you got kidnapped by the Dark brotherhood and taken out like a bitch by the Thieves guild bitch's poisoned arrow.

Your useful for being kryptonite to dragons (Normal people can fight and kill them, but they can't PERMANENTLY kill them with anduin around), and as a leader, but you're not superman.

>and taken out like a bitch by the Thieves guild bitch's poisoned arrow
made me kek. it's true, the games don't really acknowledge that you inevitably end up with literally fuck you money and powers and can one shot one thing while shrugging off even the strongest hits

i get it dude, you're schizo and mad. anyone who says ANYTHING bad about your favorite game you got for christmas is a slight on your person.

>The perfect Daedric Prince doesn't exis-

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what are you talking about? I'm saying something bad about "my favourite game" too, dumbass

she is and will always and only be my noble confidant

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I just wanted to genocide elves. Is that too much to ask?

>He doesn't know

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>At least Stormcloaks kill Thalmor on sight instead of giving them palaces and getting invited to their receptions...
user that's how you murder properly, with a smile and a nice warm meal.

Come and get it N'wah.

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>be nord vampire
>war keeps bringing in more fresh young soldiers
>empire brings in elves
>join stormcloaks and kick out disgusting aged elf blood

Elf blood is like trying to make juice from a crusty sock.

Wheres your hideout, abomination? I'll gather the militia of every town between Solitude and Riften to incapacitate, capture, publicly torture, and then burn you while still alive.

I've built three houses for some unknown reason, try one of those.

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