Splatoon

You're fault for not adjusting your tv settings.

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Fucking orderfag sabotaging me with an erection

I wish you could instantly refill your tank or something instead of using your Special, not a single one of those is satisfying to use.

chaos, are you even trying?

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Chaosfag here. Not in the slightest.

Just have a bomb launcher special.

All new tvs in EU have an obligatory power saving option you can't ever turn off.

I think I just had the best match of my life.

>had a disconnect at the start on my team
>hard match all the way through, tough competition, but i'm fighting hard
>end it with a baller explosion
>edge of my seat
>get to the results screen
>we win 44.8 to 44.6
>My other "teammates" went 1-4 and 1-7 respectively with I go 8-2 with ~1300p
>I just carried harder than I ever have
>I basically 1v4'd the other team and won
>Go outside
>Other team had 2 X ranks, an A and a B

We were down most of the game but i get some clutch kills and eek out a win. Using kensa dualies for order. Life's good sometimes.

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Truly the land of cucks.

Feels good to be a burger.

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Stop fighting and fap your third tentacle, let Order get those nice wins for our octo goddess.

Fuck this is cute

>No good Charger has Bomb Launcher

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All specials instantly refill your tank

Wow that is literally me.

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We just can't stop winning, Order Chads.

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>not wanting to punch God in the face

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Why is the stamper in the game? It seems completely fucking broken compared to the other shitty specials.

You're good people

>hating on bamboo charger Mk II

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Have more.

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>wanting to look at shitty desert wastelands all day

Nothing better than 2 tapping faggots that think they have nothing to fear against you.

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>Love Isabelle
>Want to main her until Banjo comes out
>Can't ignore my childhood N64 main Pikachu
>Total shit with Isabelle now

>Chaos x10 win
>proceed to lose 4 games in a row with one person getting 1-2 kills every match on our team
OH HOW THE TIDES TURN

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I love this silly squid

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*kills you from behind*
Nothin personnel, kidd

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I am 100% convinced the Orderfags have this won

Chaos has been playing like garbage

I forgot how much fun Splatoon was. I love this game a lot. Too bad about NSO though.

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Jesus Christ it feels good not to live in that that third-world continent.

both teams think the other side is going to win. Nothing is set in stone yet
Me too buddy

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user, Order is playing like shit. Honestly.

>NSO
There's so many goddamn ways to get it for either free or incredibly cheap now that there's not much reason to complain about it anymore.

Wuzzat?

>Woke up
>Second match is on MC Princess Diaries
>It's a 100x battle
>We win it for Order
Good morning

>Even if a bamoozoler main miss their shots, their quick fire rate and specials (especially MKII) makes it harder to go up to them and kill them
I respect you good bamboo mains
>splashdowns on your stamper
Thanks for the free win!

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I am shite and managed to get my first 8 win streak against order fags

Not in my region.

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He's complaining about Switch Online costing money, which while it should not cost anything, there's so many ways to get it free or cheap now and it's not going anywhere.

explain further

Really? I see nothing but 100X battles won for order. Also barricading chaosfags with the kensa umbrella is piss easy

I generally love swift swimming. It feels good to swim fast.

And I haven't played since they added Main Power up, so I'm not sure if those are worth it either.

I also use Splat duelies, nzap, and bloblobber -- don't be angry.

Chaos calliefag here, yes. Multiple x100 wins, others on chaos? I don’t think they are trying at all

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DrawAnon I'm gonna need you to finish this sometime or my dick will never forgive you.

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Amazon prime=twitch prime= one free year of NSO

>squids next door

neat

Get the 7 day free trial like me or check out the twitch prime promotion. NSO still isn’t worth buying but if you want to play, go for these options

I really hope order wins. It would suck if I lost two final splatfests even if I think Callie losing worked out better in the end.

>Marina and Pearl confirmed lesbian lovers

I've been seeing 100x battles waaaay more won for Chaos.

Yea Forums what the fuck did you do
>playing matches like normal
>suddenly GREEN AND PURPLE teams
>both teams actually hesitate because I assume we're all confused
WHAT

But I'm lazy

That is a mirror match

Everyone sees something different. Not much of a reflection of how it’s actually going

"free"

You are supposed to say "Thanks Doc"

>Green and purple
The game is trying to remind you to take your daily dose

thanks doc

That doesn't sound like one way and not "so many goddamn"

>actually get a 10x battle for once
>power goes out

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>playing docked
>ever

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>Using bubble bucket (whatever it's called)
>Splatting opponents while team inks
>74% v 18%
>Booyahs all around
This thing fucking kicks ass.

thanks doc

I'm rusty as a niggerdick, but I want to play in the final Splatfest.

ARE THE DUALIES SHIT NOW? WHAT DO I USE INSTEAD IF SO

I've never heard of this.

Can’t go wrong with a bamboozler

>switch lite baby

Besides, It doesn't matter how you play it if the internet gets cut

aerospray

danke herr doktor

dual wieldy gun replacement

>11 kills
>i die
>other team takes over the whole map in the last 20 seconds
EVERY FUCKING TIME

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It's true. There's current legislation about to be put to the vote to prevent more than a single (100%) phone charge in 24 hours in countries apart of the EU to help "combat climate change and release dependency on fossil fuels." I wish I could remember the name of it.

user, if he was docked then he would have been able to pick up the switch and continue. He would have been in handheld to actually run out of power.
Course his internet going would be the real killer from a power outage.

They aren't as meta as they were in previous patches, but still great mid-high tier weapons.

Pick up a kpro, dualie squelchers, or a .96. Still looking for something in the same range? Try a bucket.

>Looks like Order will win
>Chaosbros we're supposed to be winning
>Order has this in the bag
>Order is fucking destroying us
What kind of battles are you guys getting?

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Everytime I get back into it I feel so alive again.

I’ve been winning left and right for chaos. But from what I’ve seen of mirror matches it’s hopeless for chaos, everyone is god awful

This game makes me want to crash my car into a bus.

You can usually tell what team YouTubers pushed by how shit it is because it'll be literal children.

just lost a 100x for team order
you're welcome
fuck my life

I'm gonna miss this game

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Fuck the octo expansion for making me a pearlfag. Team chaos is full of bed wetting children too stupid to play video games.

Chaos rise up.

Can someone link me to a think on the mandatory EU power saving thing? I can't find anything about it

god dammit user

Being here in freedomland has its flaws but it seems preferable to this sort of nonsense.

>octo expansion for making me a pearlfag.
??????

You do realize that not everyone truly tries their hardest during mirrors right?

Neither can I. I mean, I recently bought a TV and it doesn't have anything like that.

For the life of me, I can’t aim in this game. I’m so fucking frustrated with the gyro controls, I’m tempted to just say fuck it and turn them off for good. I got to level 15 with them, and it just hasn’t taken.

The fact that I haven't seen a single mirror match of Order and hear people complain about constant mirror matches in Chaos means that at least Chaos has the popularity vote.

>Using the Killer Wail
>Anywhere but right down the center aisle, nabbing two Hyperbombs and a huge chunk of enemy territory instantly

>he didn't play octo expansion

Play octo expansion

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Yeah I'm all for EU hate but they often get their regulations right, credit where credit is due, that sounds a little unlike them

ec.europa.eu/info/energy-climate-change-environment/standards-tools-and-labels/products-labelling-rules-and-requirements/energy-label-and-ecodesign/energy-efficient-products/mode-standby-and-networked-standby_en

I did, when it first came out
I repeat: ???????

ec.europa.eu/info/energy-climate-change-environment/standards-tools-and-labels/products-labelling-rules-and-requirements/energy-label-and-ecodesign/energy-efficient-products/mode-standby-and-networked-standby_en

Our dicks demand it
Xice?

Did you get all of the mem cakes to unlock the chatroom logs?

I did, I beat it all 100%. Octo Expansion provides lots of backstory for Marina and shows her motivation for ascending to Inkopolis and joining with Pearl. Pearl in contrast gets much less characterization, merely showing her punk rock backstory before she became an idol, plus her Wail in the final fight.

Let's be fair before the OE Pearl didn't really have anything going for her.

That's just referring to a low power mode.

Plus it turns out Cuttlefish is racist and it's fucking hilarious.

>Pearl gets much less characterization
?????

>networked standby devices must not consume more than 3 to 12 Watts
Sounds like it's just talking about standby mode, that doesn't sound like it's talking about turning it off automatically

Mate play the game.

Well yeah, he fought in multiple wars against the Octarians. It's understandable and he does his best to change his perspective once Marina and 8 prove to be good people

That doesn't say anything about a forced standby mode and has been in effect since 2009. In other words all TVs after that should have this forced standby but mine doesn't.

Does anyone's release day right joycon just stop functioning sometimes?

I don't wanna play with the Japs anymore

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Matchmaking couldn't find a team on the opposing side to pair you with so it instead had you go against another team on your side, or as it's called, a Mirror Match.

>Not a single time in all the Splatfests I got a x10 or x100 battle

streamable.com/4d591

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Other way around, dum dum.

>Can play with Japs
>Cannot tap into their art plazas and forced to either get trans shit pushed down my throat or turn art off entirely
Fuck you, Nintendo.

based

Squids is dum

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Did you send it in to be repaired? The right one has a low range.

I’ve had them off forever, not worth the hassle.

reminder that whoever loses is going to get octoed in the next game.
Not trying to meme just saying this so you'll get more motivated.

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no if you're constantly getting mirror matches then you're on the popular side

Sometimes I wonder if the people I'm playing with are old enough to have decent gaming skill or if they're little kids.

Marina is an Octo

>every single of my teammates go for pearl and enemy team takes over
JUST DEFEND FAGS SHE DOESN'T DO SHIT

>german
>order
Based and masterraced

Haven't played in months, did they remove the ability to DJ in the lobby?

Yeah but it's cool though

Orderfags begone
This is a Chaos neighborhood

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what the speed up/slow down and sound effects that go in tune with the waiting music? It's still there

>expecting secondary faggots to know jack-shit about the game

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All that matters is the last 30 seconds

What the hell is that statue thing at Shifty Stage

You can still do it in salmon run. Not sure with regular modes but I can’t DJ at all during this splatfest in the lobby

Play the Octo Expansion

Play octo expansion

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play octo expansion

Play Octopus DLC

I was curious how people who haven't played OE would interpret the final shifty station

>this faggot didn't play Splat 1 and Kino Expansion

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Jugar el expansion de octo

Hoping for an Order victory, even though it's incredibly unlikely at this point. Too many dummies on Order.
By who?
Purchase the expansion of Octopus.

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It doesn't have anything to do with Splat 1.

Acquire Octopus Expansion recreation

>My face when 10x pops up: meh
>My face and heart when 100x pops up:

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Have s play octo dlc

He's talking about Agent 3

spiel die Oktopusserweiterung

Expand Octo

Not him but c'mooooooon

>want to main dualies
>only do decent job when using custom splattershot jr
And that sticker is ugly.

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Killer Wail is from the first game, dumbass.

purchase cephalopod inflation add on

>just lost a 100x battle because my mouthbreather teammates stayed in spawn and pushed one at a time
fuck this game and fuck everyone who plays it

Me first pls

>waaa Chaos is full of shitters, Order will win

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Winning the day for octo daughter!

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Is it me or has Pearl gotten almost all the attention from Nintendo lately? She's a much bigger centerpiece than Marina, to an insane degree, since the Octo Expansion. Hell, she's even got her own stage.

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STOP USING E LITERS IN SPLATFEST REEEEEEE

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>legitimately just ran into a teammate throwing the game so order can win
I feel a deep hatred

The bombs are Marina's.

You can do it in pro but not the regular for some reason.

what did he do?

Gotta shill the least likeable Splat Idol.

Still, Pearl descends from the stage and helps you. Much bigger role.

>ink over a thousand turf
>win but still bottomscore
Real Squigga Hours

Go Team Order!

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I keep pressing buttons like a retard even though it doesn't do anything. Looks like I'm switching to pro.

There's a statue?

Because she's the action girl. That's why she's on Chaos.

>want to switch it up a bit
>switch to pro
>get fucked 4 games in a row
>switch back to jr.
>haven't stopped winning
Okay game, if you insist.

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I believe in you!

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Chaos is the way

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>havent played in forever
>fangirl
>everyone else is in king/queen
y

Take your blindfold off.

>order peons are led by managerial despots who "lead" mindless cannon fodder from behind
>chaos lords have a brave, intrepid little squid who leads from the front as their patron

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How much Clout you got? I'm at 560k right now.

Standing in a corner in spawn and shooting the air

*Japanese E Liter aims at you and slaps you on the ass, killing you instantly*
What do you do now user?

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Yes, but the bombs are better, in fact the best use for pearls killer wail is to use it to explode the bombs.

Yes

>Mariefag but also Chaosfag
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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FOR THE EMPRESS

EAT SPLATGUN

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>shifty station
>made a Marina bomb explode in literally the last second of the game
>win because of it
VEMO

I love this smug bitch

Because it has been a 72 hour splatfest

Honestly, I'm convinced that if you don't like Pearl at this point, you have no soul.

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I didn't notice it either but I didn't actually look at the surrounding scenery.

644k

>in the Octo Expansion Marina warns that using the Killer Wail could cause her to lose her voice
>the final day of the final fest involves her using it repeatedly all day
They're giving her attention while they can. She's going out with a bang.

I still think it would've been cooler if only Team Order got to use the bombs and only Team Chaos got to use the killer wail. It just seems odd for Pearl to help out Team Order during these

>The past 4 matches had 1 disconnect on my team leaving me as a inkbrush main to babysit squids/octos that are around level 15-16 to victory
>never notice until the end of each match
>somehow clutched a win against japs by 0.1%
How the fuck did I do it chaosbros?

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I thought it was an evengelion reference

CHAOS my man

has anyone tried looking up Pearl's skirt while she's descending?

>when Chaos wins Pearl fucking dies for her cause
It plays into Pearl's chaos. She also wants her team to be able to stand on its own without any unearned help.

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She has (incredibly tiny) shorts on. You could look up her hoodie when they wore the Octo Expansion outfits during one of the splatfests.

Are the Splatfest winning dialogues leaked yet?

Marina gives each side the same bombs in the same places. It's perfectly balanced and orderly.
Meanwhile Pearl pops in and fucks up one side at random based on who gets to her first because fuck you that's why.

Yes
They're both generic

>tfw you get the killer wail
>tfw you splat nearly the entire enemy team
Fucking kino

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what are they?

You’re doin great fren

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>first time on map
>get killer wail by accident
>hit no one
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Marie is team order? That seems out of character

>finally got to play Dear Senpai
>it's the best Shifty Station of all time
WHY CAN'T WE KEEP THIS STATIONS FOR ONLINE PLAY. IT'S NOT FAIR.

Thank you, Marina. Thanks for reminding me to take some pictures with those two before the event ends.

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>Senda constantly on the news flash
does he sleep?

Don't worry. Marie is a strong squid who doesn't take shit. When Chaos triumphs over Order and society is reduced to the barren wastelands of madness and death, where only strength matters, she'll find a way to reclaim her rightful place as Queen.

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How do I get good at Splatoon?
What do I need to consider to not be dying constantly?
Feels bad being a brainlet. :(

PURGE CHAOSFAGS

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For real it's so cool. I honestly hate the other ones but this one is sick.

use gyro

Focusing on the splat list at the bottom makes this webm loop perfectly

If someone's on your friends list, it will repeatedly show them on the news flash for some reason.

How? Do you actually know her character? Because I'd be very confused if she wasn't Order.

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Take as many as you can

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>playing as Order in Piranha Plant
>doing pretty well since I realize the two ends of the field are most important
>manage to scare a Chaosfag so hard with the ball special he jumps into the ocean TWICE
I almost feel bad, he clearly wasn't prepared for dealing with that.

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Anyone else feel like it's entirely their fault when their team loses? I feel like I didn't carry them hard enough.

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I hope we get Callie and Marie's casual outfits in 3.

Yes, always

>played two x100 games so far
>won both
holy shit, that's intense

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Custom Jr. really does almost feel a bit unfair but if it means shitting over dualie squelchers I'm all for it. I keep dominating, even if I kind of miss my armor.

So are you, buddy.

I want them all to be a permanent third.

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>be 11, 1, 2, 1 in one game
No it was clearly the toddler's fault. Jesus this game makes me so mad sometimes.

I wish we'd see Marie as Agent 2 in-game. I hope they have more focus in the next game.

Which team has been winning thus far?

based

What team asshole?

order

>Focus on kills
>Still lose match

Rankfags seriously fail at turf war.
How pitiful...

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Another Chaos group bites the dust.

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>100 tenta missiles launch continuously

>join chaos
>everyone sucks
WHY

Nobody knows

Nobody knows, what everyone sees is different.

I have a severe disliking for anyone who uses dualie squelchers. Killing them feels so damn satisfying, using good weapons can only carry your shit abilities so far

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>destroying enemy team
>10 seconds left
>A communication error has occured
this happens all the fuck time now what the actual fuck

Asshole confirmed

>get princess cannon
>teamwipe
>get stamp instantly
>orderfags grouped together and coming towards the stage

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:)

Dualies and brushes are certified rat children weapons. Feels good to cream some loser after they get stuck after their dumbass dodge roll.

Chad detected

You better not be talking shit about inkbrushes

you're okay, friend

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>Moray back in rotation
F U C K
O F F

>mirror match
I haven't had a single one of these since the fest started, it's surreal. We got creamed, I'm glad these guys are on our side.
>lowest ranking guy on my team had zero kills and squelchers
You colossal faggot.

See what I mean?

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I wish I'd played this game more before now. Just when I'm starting to really love it again, the Splatfests are ending and the player population will quickly decline when it's all over.

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No it won't. Even Splatoon 1 is still very active right now.

I think Moray Towers SUCKS

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Who's driving the cars in the background of moray towers?

>imfuckingplying

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Man theres just something about getting on that video screen that feels great, how many 10X or 100X battles have you anons won?

other creatures cephs are too dumb to drive

But this is true.

>ill try dualies
>mobility? whats that i guess ill choose a high one
>mfw dodging like 10 times in a row
holy shit why havent i tried these before

Adult Inklings and Octolings, as well as other sentient sealife.

Isn't it available for private splatfests?

Not true. Go join a splatoon discord and play with friends. We'll even get to play with splatfest stages.

I'm ashamed to admit I take a picture of all my appearances on the screen. It's such a minor thing but it makes me feel so special.

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who the fuck are the lady mob and why do i keep getting notified of their success

There will never be enough marina x human male in the world
Thank you for your continued effort based user

Yes, all the Shifty Stations will be available in private battles after this.

Sheldon

>Go join a splatoon discord

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Maybe I'm the bad one. The only common factor in these losses is me, after all.

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mfw chaos but losing on purpose

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DAMAGED

>havent won a single game

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Rina boobers

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if everyone on your team has something in common you get a team nickname, the more things in common you have, the longer the nickname

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>order is full of *ctolings
>Inklings let them come to inkopolis after fighting against them and their bullshit for YEARS
>Now that Marina has some friends she's trying to take over inkopolis and put *ctos first
Was this her plan all along? To trick Pearl into being friends with her, only to secretly coordinate an invasion? I'm worried that even if Chaos wins she'll try to make her plan succeed. *cto scum don't give a shit about splatfests, why would they since they haven't been a part of inkling society for any length of time.
As much as Pearl likes Marina, does Marina feel the same way? Maybe the old saying is true, "you can take an *cto out of the ocean, but you can't take the ocean out of the *cto".

lmaoing @ team ordee

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>Kills in an objective based game
>???

I'm playing Pro mode and it feels like my teams are always fucking trash and we get annihilated. Should I stick to Normal for playing solo?

I'm sure she's coordinating the Octo invasion while being against the team that has Octavio on it
Makes perfect sense to me
Retard

WHY MORAY AND SNAPPER AT THE SAME TIME. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS
>won last match despite one person doing jackall
>wielding squelchers
Does it just attract assholes?

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Holy shit

Team order 4 life

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But DJ Octavia is in Chaos as well.

That’s fine bro I’ve been winning enough matches to make up for you

>MC Princess Diaries
>getting buttfucked by japs
>Pearl comes down
>they get to her and aim it off the side of the stage
I don't think I've ever been so humiliated in this game, my god.

more like team ODOR

I lost a 100x

How did you play a match where there wasn't a single kill?

No user you are the asshole

>and the player population will quickly decline when it's all over.
Stop this retarded meme already, you fucking retard. Splatfests don't mean shit.

What's this about killer whail I'm reading? Did I miss something in the fest? I already hit royalty the other day.

If the Japs feel like humilating people, they fucking will. Especially if they're facing against non-Japs. They've got it down to an art form.

You are one unfresh squid

I played the hell out of S1 but never played S2 because no Switch. How good were the Splatfests and how long until S3?

>4x missiles
is there anything more devilish in turf snore?

yeah we get to smell Marina what about you?

Pearlies cute butt

Chaosfaga don’t have working showers. So if anyone smells horrible it’s Chaos

Another x10 victory. I'm really feeling it!

But why?

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Three so far, for Team Order.

I do the same thing.

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Everyone on team order DC'd

Thats... fucking hell EU get your shit together
okay there is at least an argument for that one. But if they are letting those company operate anyway obligating them to use local stuff is not going to stop their money leeching.

Play the last Shifty Station, MC Princess Diairies/Dear Senpai

FOR WARMISTRESS PEARL
SPLAT FOR THE SPLAT GODS

>tfw love Splatoon's style and music
>love all the characters and lurking splatoon threads
>finished 1's SP and loved Octavio
>gameplay is super uninteresting to me
>bought Octo Expansion but never got past the second zone of 2's story
>2's MP is currently in its climax
H-have fun guys

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>no splats across the board
How the fuck?

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I managed to get a clutch 100x win for team chaos by hammering my way to two octo bombs! Holy shit!

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's MP is currently in its climax
based retard

People who main squelches tend to be of the asshole squidbagger variety based upon my experience. That and I envy their range.

>he genuinely believes the player population will stay as high as it was before after the final splatfest

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Just won my second 100x battle today for Team Chaos. Let's go chaosbros!

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3 10x so far. I have never even seen a 100.

>getting fucked for the whole game
>pearl comes down
>enemy team forgets about her
>I get her and fire the wail
>music makes me enter the zone
>start killing everyone
>win by 6 percent
Love this game

Isn't this the last Splatfest?

>banned for 4 minutes because my switch lost connection with my router
>nothing else on my network went down

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I got a 100x win yesterday but I didn't realize the screen was a thing so I didn't get a screenshot of it. Fucking bummer.

Explain yourself.

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Yes, and?

no u

I guess there's probably no good reason to doubt the long-term future of Splatoon but I am feeling a bit melancholy with the end of Splatoon 2 and nothing on the horizon. Sure this game isn't going anywhere but I hope we get some kind of announcement soon.

I hear you. Matchmaking is fucking dire.

Yes but splatfests aren't shit outside of shitposting. Play ranked when this is over. Those game modes are way more fun.

Based and Jevilpilled

These maps kinda suck

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Someone wake me up when these two horrible maps are out of rotation.

splatfests honestly feel really dull, its just a bunch of days were you get stuck only doing turf snore

Same, I panicked and misfired

I hope chaos wins and they start another season of apocolypse splatfests with Marina leading the order resistance.

>keeping your enemy away from the objective isn't meaningful

I FEEL THE WAIL OVERTAKING ME
IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>nobody got any splats

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non existent

>playing against a gaygent 3 and a gaygent 8
Which on of you is it

Ive played all day today and yesterday as Team Order.
I just had my second mirror match and is the only game so far where I was stopped.
Wtf is going on with Team Chaos?

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WHY THE FUCK CANT I GET A 10X OR 100X BATTLE I HAVE BEEN PLAYING NON STOP

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Anybody else have yet to get a x100 battle? I'm order and I've only gotten x10s and normal ones on pro.

>kampfart

lol

i wanna fuck a woomy

Too much chaos

kek

My first fucking 100x battle. Lose to a fucking spam curling bomb faggot in Towers! Time to delete the game off my system for good!Let me delete the saves as well

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>tfw like moray towers and snapper canal but fucking hate them in turf war

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>Win 10x battle
>There's a connection error on the victory screen

Did my win count or was I fucked?

I got a 100x earlier today, and it's the first one I ever got since they added those in.

Nah, it saves as SOON as the cat guy raises his flag. You'll even still get your XP and cash. It's good.

Y-you were on Team Order, right?

>Haven't played in a while
>Hop into a couple games
>Still got the moves, actually doing pretty okay
>Get a button prompt to Boo-yah
>Nani?
>One of my team mates is making a motherfucking spirit bomb in the distance
>mfw

Yooo, this shit is wild!

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Depends on when exactly the connection error occured. If it happened after the clout was counted, you're fine. If it happened right as the scoreboard appeared or earlier, you're probably fucked.

Just had a mirror match around the same time as Order too, if it was the same game I'd kek

Can I play Splat 1 on cemu?

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>tfw became a sploosh main
Sorry lads, there was no other way but to roll over and die

I hope they keep updating the game with old content at least. I want to play on Flounder Heights again.

That's how the Booyah Bomb special works. The person with it spams Booyah to charge it up, and allies can contribute their Booyahs, which also charges their special meters too.

Content is done
Team is working on Animal Crossing
This is the final, big sendoff

As much as I love Fly Octo Fly I really wish they had just added it into the playlist instead of making it the only song.

>MARINA DOESNT COME DOWN FOR THE OPPOSITE TEAM AND DO HER OWN SPECIAL

Wasted potential

Inb4 Splatoon 3 in 10 years

Fuck their armor.

What, what is that?

good for you, user!
sounds exciting

the bombs are marina's tho

The bombs are marina, the wail is pearl.

>tfw no surprise callie/marie showing up to help

Thanks and Doctorpilled.

Marie, you dumb idiot.

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What a disappointment.
They better not forget the Squid Sisters for 3 or I'll send Nintendo a very sternly worded letter.

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>Been playing this game since October 2017
>Just now realised that the Nintendo Online App gives you wallpapers depending on the amount of turn you've inked (pic related)

Why have I never seen these?

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daily dose of mirror matches it's a nice break and a way to gauge your team's skill at least I think that

>do well with a group of people
>we all keep continuing with each other and doing well
fuck i only wanted to play a few games but now i cant stop queuing up

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Marina thinks the band is splitting up. Pearl says it isn’t. End.

man Seita Inoue's art is so good

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Time to join Team Order and do nothing but jump off the edge to help out Team Chaos.

These fags queueing solo on friends and still lose but why is this allowed

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Report your Clout:

875K Order here

SUBMIT, ALL CHAOS ALLIES! JOIN ORDER AND GIVE IN TO THE PLEASURE OF THE HIVEMIND UNITY OR BE CRUSHED.

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That's Germany, they love their braps

People like you make me regret picking Order

>lose 100x battle
>lose several more
>win a game that by every account I feel like we shouldn't have
I'm sorry orderbros, I need another break

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Do solar panels not exist over there or something?

>finally get a squad name on a winstreak with randoms that continue
WHAT'S YOUR SQUAD

LADY WARRIORS HERE

Fuck off, m8. A vote for Order is a vote for Chrome World, and that ain't my aesthetic. Strata ain't my aesthetic, either, but it's better than the alternative.

I have never won a single splatfest
GO ORDER

>not going Order to have an oppressive chrome world to freedom-fight against as a JSR-styled rudie in Splat 3

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Go search for a match on Splat 1 right now. If you find one, YOU are the super retard. If you can't I admit defeat.

>tfw chaosfag
>but wear that helmet because it looks cool

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user. What if Chaos vs. Order ends up shaping the final content of Splat 2 instead of Splat 3 (if they were to extend the content window, which is pssible, but probably not going to happen)

Splatoon 1 is stuck in permanent daytime

Which they’ll ignore because fuck round-eye

Makes sense. Jr is great at inking turf while being not completely garbage at splatting enemies, unlike the Aerospray.

Neat. Probably because they never advertised it.

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>keep fucking falling off the fucking stage like a dumbass
>team loses a 10x battle because of it
I'm gonna splat myself

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3 x100 for chaos and I forget how many x10. It’s always so intense to see it pop up

Yes

I certainly hope to god they don’t forget them

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Probably not, but there might be something to that. I don't know if they'd really want to drastically alter the game universe for a new game. How would you have like normal clothing and stuff for a new game if everything has gone full anarchy or authoritarian?

Can you dump them (if you have them)?

Salmon Run is hell right now. How can randoms be this fucking bad?

This is one of the reasons I'm worried about Splatoon 3. Just how much is this Splatfest going to affect it?

>told myself that I would play every splatfest
>I only really remembering playing the first
>Get the octoexpansion
>Promise myself I would at least play every splatfest afterwards
>Finish Octoexpansion
>Never picked the game back up until now
>Everyone has minmaxed stats and weapons I never heard about before
>Have not won a match in the name of chaos, yet

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WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE ORDER DRONE LEWDS? WHY IS THIS THE ONLY IMAGE?

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It feels nice to take a break for a bit, especially with these 2 dumb stages in rotation. Grizzco salmon run is no joke.

Of course, I still get the occasional bout of horse shit where I shot a guy 20 times and they don't die. They turn around and hit me once and I explode.

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Y'all got any more of them smutfics?

807,000+ Chaos
D I G U S T I N G

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user I dont know if you ever play another shooter before, but some maps are just made for different game modes

Orderfags are prudes

Because your fetish is trash.
Pure consensual vanilla only.

It wouldn't be a Nintendo Online experience without the occasional bout of CLANG.

See

Welcome to the hell that is "everyone who has this game is playing it right now."

All grizz weapons is always a beautiful sight

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I know that, it just doesn’t make playing them easier when they come into rotation and I really feel like having a quick match

Why do I have to watch those two morons everytime I boot the game up?

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Feed me the ink of the fallen chaosfags.

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It is until 3 of your team has grizzco chargers and it's a fucking griller wave.

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Practice

>entire chaos team is low level babies
Let me know when you win a real match

>get matched against an all jap team
getting splatoon 1 flashbacks.
And by flashbacks, I mean PTSD

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Not him but the difference doesn't seem all that much, have also been seeing level 60-70s suck recently

>team doesn't booyah back
>get stomped
Every time. The booyah never lies.

Alright, that's enough for the night. Ended up collecting 257001 clout for Team Order, even won my fourth 10x battle on the third last match I played, hope we win. Also once you max out your Splatfest tee any new abilities you get via level up get added as ability chunks, right?

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I love DoomSlayer

>internet been broke for the first two days
>finally get to play a bit ago
>won more than I lost
>won a 10x
I'm making my daughter proud

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>booyah at the start
>3 booyahs shout back
>everytime someone gets a kill booyahs all around
>everyone MOTIVATED and fucking stop people, even hold out against minmaxing nips

holy fuck why'd i stop playing this so long ago

We all know that whoever wins. Splatoon 3's single player will be about the winning side going to far. Then the losing side steps in to free the people and both learn that both order and chaos are required to have a good world, right?

Do the 100x matches only happen once you're at a high streak?
t. shitter who's best streak is 9

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One step at a time veemobro

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Ink Resist + Squiffer is the right combo, yes?

>Still sitting at 370k clout because you don't know whether to play normal or pro and swap between the two
I feel small

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Splatoon 3's singleplayer will literally be SMT. You either stick with the winning team, go against them and join the opposite team, or take the Neutral path and fuck both of them up.

What's the difference between normal and pro?

>134 eggs
WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE

I'm proud of you, user. You did fine work. And yeah, they added that feature a while back. Presumably to just make things simpler for people farming chunks.

All fathers are doing their veemos proud.

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I can't wait to correct things.

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Give it to me straight, lads: who had the best chance of winning right now?

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How much time is left? Can I still contribute to the splatfest?

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8am (est) tomorrow

Chaos, they're the more popular team. And Order isn't doing too hot.

currently chaos fiend, can I make king in 12 hours?

I made king in like 6, but I did play pretty much 6 hours straight

I don't know how to make a good webm but this felt good

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Absolutely no idea, since each region sees different results. At least in Europe it looks like Order will win the majority, overall? Fuck knows.

I've underestimated the raw destructive power of the grizz co slosher.

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I only have three more. No idea if there are more left to unlock. Here you go.

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I'd take the japs every day if it means I'm not getting teamed up with shitters.

I hate Moray Towers

>but ironically i always do pretty well there

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I can't get over the fact she descends from the heavens like a crass and loud angel.

What would make Callie this angry

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Stealing her fries

Blendered Marie.

I love Moray Towers because no one ever does anything about me backdooring

When I fucked Marie instead of her.

Pearl is fucking great.

Losing again in spirit
Come on chaosfags step up

Yo dawg I’m straight up not having a good time right now

Nope, absolutely not. Might as well just stop right now.

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>Normal
Can play with friends. Clout is gained based on how much turf you covered, win or lose, but the win bonus if applicable.
>Pro
Only solo and has the numerical ranking system of splatfest power. Clout is gained when you win based on the opponent's average splatfest power.

You being one evil son of a bitch, likely one who hurt Marie.

Haven't had a chance to play this splatfest yet, can't decide what team to pick.
What do?

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Not on the same team. I mean it put me against an entire jap team.
Truly, I now understand what the Philippines felt.

Finally got the time to get some gameplay in.
Holy shit that final Shifty Station with the bombs and the Killer Wail.

Flip coin

done for now chaisbros and orderfags gotta go in early tomorrow so I won't be able to see the winners until latee
not hugging her enough

Its easy.
Chaos = cringe
Do you want to be cringe or not?

>4 match winning streak as chaos
>One member just poofs
We never stood a chance

Flip a coin bro and grind like crazy for sea snails

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Join order, you'll actually get matches on our team!
Now quickly, 12 hours remain.

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>I'll play one more match
>Proceed to get the worst order team I've ever had the displeasure of playing with.

Good. Another Chaosfag bites the dust. Enjoy your final night of lawlessness.

Pick Order, do it.

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Faggot
Chaos forever!
ONE MORE COD REJECTED

Has anyone got a shot of her face? Does she actually scream or do they cheat and just assume you're not looking and her face remains static?

I'm pretty certain she actually screams.

My teams keep getting crushed and I have no clue why. It seems like I'm the only one who ever bothers inking the turf.

Was one of your teammates a dualie squelcher that didn't do jackshit?

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I don't have a screenshot but she plays the same animation from the octo expansion

>off at midnight again and my one day off is when it ends.
Looks like I’m pulling an all nighter tonight to play as much as I can for my girl

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>haven't played in a while
>not kept up to date with any new stuff
>minding my own business and see a lone woomy, decide to sneak attack
>caught them off guard, about to land the final goo
>suddenly enemy cephalapod pulls out a giant looney tunes hammer and starts charging at me
>hammer blocks all my shots
>happened in like half a second so no idea what to do
>get wile e coyote'd

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even like that she's so fucking ugly

>Teammate Poof's
>By some miracle, opposing team can't capitalize and we win anyway

Ive won probably 75% of my matches as order.
Past 3 -4 games have been dog shit though.

Probably for some kind of world building/atmosphere, despite everything else being half-assed in 2

10X BATTLE FOR ORDER WON

FIGHT ON BROTHERS.

The worse thing about that for me is that, as a charger user, I can't get a clear read on where the motherfucker is to try to stop them cause technically they're unguarded while theyre hammering

>wearing order gear on team chaos
>wearing chaos gear on team order

watch out for these madlads

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>that feel when you obviously piss off members of the enemy team and they use supers specifically for you

true chaos, regardless of side

I genuinely like the way the led helmet looks. My programming is just corrupted is all.

Those are the people on team neutral.

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>assholes with zero turf and no kills or special on my team
WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING

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is no one really going to talk about how genuinely terrible this art is.

>on Pro
>new Shifty stage with Pearl comes on
>Chaos always wins
>any other stage
>Chaos gets BTFO
really makes you ponder...

nope but I am going to make a new thread

Chaos is given strength when they see what they're fighting for.

Just played against a chaos crew with all rollers. I actually felt bad for how badly they got fucked.

It's almost like Pearl wins the game if it's been a close one.

Where is the video screen? I have never once seen myself posing after winning a 10x.

I've won majority on MC Princess stage :/ am a orderfag

That just me being an inkbrush main and bamboozling the enemy team from behind the 3rd time in the match
>did it to an entire team of japs once
>they used all their specials on me at the same time
>one even squidbagged me
>still won by distracting them long enough for my team to make one last push

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new

Fuck anyone, even those on my team that uses dualie squelchers

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M8, they disconnected.

Good night everyone, and good luck.

>Team member is named "THRILLHO"

yeah maybe it's for the best, the world's at stake and we can't have you burning it for us

Try pro mode, have so much more fun and i can actually win

Fuck normal mode where its losing town central

>do well with team
>have good internet
>want to continue as team
>disconnected due to error
FUCK