Is she the perfect specimen?
Is she the perfect specimen?
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Yes. Literally perfect. Too perfect for basically anyone on Earth.
For her career, yes.
She's the best bounty hunter ever. Unfortunately, she's also socially awkward as hell. Nobody's perfect though.
She's boring and has no personality. I'm glad Nintendo ignores her as much as they do.
Her competition is all trash though. Her greatest rival is literally just an evil version of herself.
cope more train
Yes, she was engineered that way.
bless those bird brains
I want to make beautiful children with that bird.
I like this pic because something about her makes her actually look pretty big. As in tall and rigid with a bit of muscle. Good stuff.
I want to knock her up so she can birth some chicken nuggets.
I want to watch samus uncontrollably poop her pants!!!!
Blacked
That's the only kind of "blacked" that I support and like.
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Between the genetic engineering and magic armor, I doubt she's pooped in a long time, likely just magics it right out of her.
so did Samus ever get a taste of bird dick?
Stop sexualising Samus
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what guro doujin is this?
>Samus in a fancy suit
Do you happen to have more?
>energy weapon
>hole
Pretty sure she wore a carmen sandiago-esque dress in a manga once
man i really liked that fanfic comic, had really great art style. anyone know if there was new one that came out.
No sorry
Absolutely
That's probably a good thing. If I had more Office Lady Samus, I don't think i'd survive. Besides, Samus looks good no matter what she wears.
Are we talking pre or post re-modeled shithole here?
You can't get any more perfect.
Almost, she just needs one detail remodeled to be the true perfect specimen
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Just came to see if it had been posted
Yes
Pic related is second most prefect
joke's on you I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
I’d argue she needs her shithole remodeled, but otherwise, yeah
No, but she will be after she gets her shit hole remodeled.
I C BAJS
pre or post shithole remodelling?
How would a Shithole Remodel upgrade work in a Metroid game?
This
You sound like a faggot calling Master Chief boring with no personality.
energy can melt through shit/ maybe it left a smouldering hole in his crotch
Samus going to school and getting a human education!
Samus would be too smart for regular human education and she'll be too good at sports, it would be like throwing Chief in regular school.
post more samus you fags
He is.
I want to fuck Samus in the ass tbqh
why did they have to make her shorter
space amazoness needs to stay canon
>two left feet
Well, she was too tall for the japs since a 6 foot tall girl intimidates them as a giantess so they had to shrink her.
Then they turned her into a slavish sub who won't do jackshit unless told to while also simultaenously being a childish cunt and cowardly.
So I don't think she's the perfect specimen anymore.
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She was better when she had some muscle and abs on her back in the Super metroid days.
>Greatest rival
That's ridley you tard.
why haven't they made her a giant mecha with her gunship as the head yet?
Get out
chozo genetics
There's no clone of her in the suits, its probably just the suit filled with a goopy internal structure, like the suit's the skin.
You don't have a mini-me underneath your skin, just your organs, its probably the same for dark samus.
She probably lays eggs for a period and crows in the morning
and feather pubes
Samus has kicked Ridley's ass on every occasion they've met.
Best design, so much better than zero suit.
Artist? Is it dandon or maybe sakimi?
>She was better when she had some muscle and abs on her back in the Super metroid days.
She still has them.
You can drop bombs even faster
What's that line on her crotch?
...seams
Cameltoe
She's fragile as a flower in Other M. Looks soft as a baby in the scenes where she's not in a zero suit.
Plus there's no definition in the suit.
ACFAG HELP THEY’RE SEXUALIZING HER AGAIN NOOOOOO
>mole
Fuck you.
Not anymore
More?
ok
Kek, always gets me.
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thanks, didnt realize it wasnt saved as a gif
>Best design, so much better than zero suit.
Agreed, it looks really good. While a full suit might be more practical I like the idea that Samus is so relaxed she'll fight in her under-pants beneath her armor. Plus it just looks more natural.
How can something be so adorable and yet strike such terror into the hearts of evil
lol