What games do Canadians play?

what games do Canadians play?

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The same games you play.

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dota and cs go

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indies
strategy games
platformers
single player shooters

Monster Hunter
Kingdom Hearts
Granblue Fantasy

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mostly just whatevers mainstream like Call of Duty or Destiny

i was playing RE2make earlier

maple story

league of legends

any game where you can kill native americans

Singeplayer games because the internet is too terrible for multiplayer

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Its not that bad. Granted 5-10 MB/s isn't perfect by any means but its fine enough for online games.

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Trailer Park Boys:Online

new update is dope

>tfw west coast
>this is only $100 (for you US fags, that's cheap)
good internet exists here, just in like 5 places

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Unironically Death Road to Canada

The "Shitpost on V and /pol/ then say it was the Australians" game.

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>tfw getting 320/20 for $100 with rogers
>every few months I have to complain because the speeds go to shit

visual novels
RPGs
sometimes shooters but most of them suck lately

Canada is literally the US but colder and without the guns and drama. Prove me wrong.

there is definitely drama, just of a different sort tho

We have guns you just have to jump through more hoops to get them.

>Kingdom Hearts
>last lp on the channel
>incomplete janky soulless mess
>monstro
Great now Im depressed again

the ones allowed

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Tim Horton's Apology Simulator

There is a lot of drama up here we're just quiet about it.

we have guns, plenty of them, we just don't have 30 per household by number, you can't compare anyone to the US for guns. also we have drama, people just don't care about it, look at our current prime minister and what happened with the minister of justice

there's drama everywhere but it's not worldwide level drama like the US

yea thats what I meant.

i finally played deadbolt yesterday
man did i put that off for way too long. that fucking soundtrack

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>Canada has no drama

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Wanna retry that in English?

the game of fucking their dog.

Show me a canadian with an ak

Where are my fellow canadian anons from?

Sarniafag here

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>no drama
>when a Trudeau is in power

That legal loophole has since been closed.

i've been trucking along with botw and alien isolation

All the same ones as Americans, but at a 30% higher cost.

victoria here, island vibes

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>no drama
You should see the state of the Ontario Government at the moment. Never seen a party tank there reputation is such record time.

That was a legal loophole that existed for like less than a year. It's been illegal for awhile now.

Holy fuck, as a rural Briton that is fucking impressive. I'd be lucky if I see 60 down.

Hick town on the prairies. Fairly close to Edmonton, I guess.

And boy does it suck. I LOVE our dollar :-)

What did Ford do? I was happy when I heard he won.

Edmonton.

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ontario, somewhat small town and moving to a larger town soon but i'll probably still be surrounded by no one

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any fellow canadians remember when you could take a trip to the US to get everything cheaper and even paying for the entire trip you saved money? that was only like 3 years ago

hey smogboy

originally LONDON, now Goderich

Canada has choices
> ̶C̶h̶o̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶u̶i̶l̶d̶ ̶C̶a̶n̶a̶d̶a̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶n̶o̶m̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶v̶e̶l̶o̶p̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶l̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶;̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶e̶v̶a̶n̶t̶.̶
>Choose to import brainlets to procreate and dilute the IQ in the country's genepool to an all-time low, slowly shift out of relevance.

Also from LONDON.

It's quite alright here

Yes, everything is cheaper in America.

Braid
FEZ

OTTAWA

gas is still cheaper but it's no longer worth it because of the exchange rate, it used to be that we had $60 games and so did the US, but our dollar was stronger, so it was a really good deal.

yyj here - nice.

Finally got the time to sit down and play persona q2

He's done nothing but slash public services and give money to his cronies. He also cancelled the public event for Canada Day today in Toronto and spread them out to like 13 different cities, and made it so that the first 500 people that go to one get in for free, but after that you have to pay an entrance fee

>He also cancelled the public event for Canada Day today in Toronto and spread them out to like 13 different cities
What's wrong with that? Fuck that city. Also cancelling public services is based as fuck.

toronto

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>Born in country instead of immigrated
>Be second class citizen
DUDE
DIVERSITY
LMAO

I know right dude? Fuck education. Plutocracies are based.

And alcohol! $50 for a 24 of beer in Manitoba, in the states it's what, $25? Must be nice

I'm Canadian... and I do not like that man at all... At the end of the day, he's not a leader for everyone, he's a person who looks at the little man (oops... I mean "person") first... which is problematic because he alienates everyone else. Not to mention... he cries... a lot... over little things. For Gord Downie's death, fine, that's alright, but when it's at the G7 when Trump calls him "weak..." It makes us Canadians look bad. Also, he forgot to acknowledge a very important province on the 150th Canada Day...
Probably the same games. Mostly Battlefield 4, Red Dead Redemption 2, Rare Replay, Smash Ultimate and Borderlands 1 or 2 for the case of me. So similar experiences, except I noticed we are nicer when we lose a game (sometimes) and gloat a little more if we beat an American player.

Canadians are scum.
Acting one way but doing another.
They're superficially nice.

Canadians commit suicide
youtube.com/watch?v=JOm6iZZgbj8

British Columbia

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I've been playing DoA6, MonHun, and Bloodstained lately, while tapping along at MagiReco and FGO on my phone on the side.

Also FFXIV

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unless you're, you know, actually native.

chel

London is genuinely the shittiest city in all of Canada and it's only getting more godawful every year

On top of that he also cut revenue, costed the Province about $1 Billion by tearing up the Beer Store contract, has been caught multiple times trying to give his friends cushy government jobs. He goes on about big government being bad yet he now has 31 Parliamentary assistants making around 160K a year each (the Liberals only had 21), and various other things.

>$18 for a 375ml of rum
>$2,95 for a can of beer

STILL better than the Liberals who only hold faggotry and Islam in any high esteem.

SaskFag here

We can't afford them. Games are over $100.
Our food prices are even worse. Please send help.

A city full of Cowboy hats, a big rodeo and people yelling "Yee-Haw" and "Yahoo!"

Thunder Bay, although I'm usually in Quebec for work most of the year.

>wanting the entire province to become a banana republic to own the libs

winnipeg mb. kind of hoping i get killed in this wonderful murder capital

Well then prepare youself for another 10+ years of Liberal rule in Ontario because the Conservatives in the span of a year have dug there own grave. How Doug Ford compares to the last Con premier will depend on whether he can go the rest of his term without getting people killed.

Thats why you dont buy games at full price now, I cant afford to do those kinds of impulse buys anymore.

I'd sooner want that than a caliphate of trannies. It's awful what that province has become.

BC is pretty good for internet in general honestly, as long as you're in a place no smaller than Nanaimo/Kamloops.

This, but $20 more expensive.

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Mainly walking sims. Yea Forums would absolutely shit on my taste, but fuck Yea Forums. I'm better than all of you. There I said it.

Not from Ontario I just hate the Liberals and NDP. Cons are just the lesser of all evils.

Newfoundland
We play Chell, and Civilization, Rocket League

As a Canadian I attempt to play games
and get distracted by loli posting

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do you genuinely leave your house? or do you just go on /pol/? i used to live in vancouver which is the faggot and tranny capital of canada, I barely notice them and it never effects my daily life.

It's too fucking hot and humid to play anything here in Ottawa

>bro just fuck my entire life up because I hide in my basement sucking my thumbs because I'm deathly afraid of people who aren't me

how am i supposed to get a steam controller in canada

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Oh don't get me wrong I would have no problem with the Cons had they not had Doug fucking Ford as their leader. To bad Patrick Brown was politically assassinated at the final hour likely by his own party.

>manitoba
>ndp drains the province of money for jobs that will never be finished
>conservatives try to make cuts and pick the worst place (healthcare) to cut from
>ndp or liberals will be in charge of the province in the near future, furthering the debt
The cycle continues

Wait, it's the LGBT capital of Canada? I've barely noticed any of them, either they all gather in Commercial or something.

Dilate.

i don't know if it actually is but vancouver is extremely progressive and has it's own version of folsom street.

Expensive ones.

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where you @?
>east end
>tfw hear fireworks
>go over to window to close it
>

>Thunder Bay
What's it like living in the murder capital

Winnipeg

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Born and raised in Westfort

Edmonton here.

West Canadians play monster hunter and bitch about the French

Lately?
3DS games for the most part, but recently I've been enjoying the fuck out of Lobotomy Corporation.
Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold and The Alliance Alive are my favorites on 3DS.
AB

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I'm scared for October/November, all the games I'm interested in come out then, and our prices are atrocious:
>Ghost Recon
>Shenmue 3
>Death Stranding
>Doom Eternal
>Star Wars Fallen Order
$448.00 in total

Every Canadian that isn't French Canadian bitches about those cunts.

Toronto. Getting a little toasty down here in Southern Ontario.

We don't on the East Coast. If anything we hate Ontario the most.

Yeah, but the French are literally the worst. So much snobby entitled attitude over nothing

>without the guns and drama
I see you haven't visited Toronto lately

Halifag, NS

Winnipeg, have 600 down and 20 up for 85$ a month

In fairness, Bethesda games go on discount very quickly after launch, and I'm sure Shenmue 3 will be on discount soon or with tons of pre owned copies for sale from people that only followed Shenmue 3 for the hype, and not because they actually played 1 or 2.

Happy long weekend

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Others DO exist? I was sure i didn't live in a real place

Well the anglos did steal what was supposed to be there country

>buying games at launch
ISHYGDDT

Reminder to vote for Maxime Bernier next election.

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this, but for a bit less.

I'll be impressed if he can get more then just his seat in Parliament.
>mfw the Green Party have a chance to dethrone the NDP as Canada's 3rd Party.

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No, fuck him and his kike Ezra
I'm going to vote for myself

where's his upper lip?

It's $59.99 leaf dollars on GOG

I live in a tourist town in Newfoundland. The internet is surprisingly decent here.

SOLD

Trudeau was chosen as leader for the Liberals because of his dad's legacy
He was elected Prime Minister because dude weed lmao

Someone get this man a moustache, ASAP

it won't exist for long. soon the potholes between Polo and Pembina will open up and we'll all be swallowed into the earth

orleansfag
last night the fireworks were popping, gonna be the same tonight and tomorrow I bet

Bramladesh reporting in
I'm so close to being able to afford my own place, just one more year and then I can get out of this hell hole and move to Mississauga because that's where I work.
Far too toasty for my tastes. Autumn best season.

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Newf gamers RISE UP

Playan pokemon polished crystal

fuck you cunt, it's entirely deserved

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this. april/may and september/october are the best in most provinces. It's crazy to think our 30C days are cool or average temps for most of our neighbors down south

Overtaxed ones

Actually it looks like the deal ended June 17th, sorry senpai
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hearing them pop off right now
i havnt actually seen fire works in a decade

Well that and the Oil economy dried up and Harper was the poster boy. Ironically all these years later Canada is still due a good recession but it seems the Bank of Canada is doing everything it can to stop it from happening. Its only going to be harder when it finally does.

pic related

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How u know

a fucking rock
based autumn brother

no shit rain from summer
no humid sweat from summer
no shit ice and snow from winer

Vancouver and I'm not Asian. Where my fellow Vancouver bros at?

Sask here
Playing ffxiv, popn, and iidx

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Shut the fuck up Quebec, nobody likes you faggots lmao

Coquits here

>tfw seeing so many guys with asian GF's around here

FUCKKK I CANT TAKE IT

lmao, just heard some too. we might be close by.

oh fuck

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>was enjoying the mid-teens weather like a month ago
>now it's reaching up to the high 20s and nearly 30
give it back...

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I honestly hate this cuck country and everyone around me.

Why would we want to be liked by retarded anglo-canadians?

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Mississauga. I'm the last white person here. There was another one a few weeks ago, but he's gone now. It's just me. Send help.

>he doesn't main Sour Cream Glazed

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Don't forget the lack of fucking bugs. Little shits are nesting inside the folding awning on my porch. Can't open my window because the fucking bugs find their way in. God I fucking hate bugs

It's so fucking humid all the time now and I have trouble breathing. I'm gonna go move to the NWT and live in a fucking igloo

So what do we think of him?

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I just don't buy a lot of games any more, the $80 pricetags on some of them are just too much.

>Economy dried up.
No thanks to the national energy board, of course.

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He's just like every other party leader: awful.
I'm honestly just gonna throw my vote away and pick the Greens because every choice is terrible, just like the last election

I'm more of a Old fashioned plain type. Also, that looks remarkably like Victoria int. airport.

Could have fooled me, I thought we've been in a shitty recession for years now.

happy canada day

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Don't even live in Canada anymore and I'm just passing by this thread but needed to let you know you are an actual subhuman. I can smell your virginity from here, you fucking failure. Worst donut and everyone around you is positive you are the next big school shooter.

You know everything in that image applies to you as well?

I just moved to Canada for work. What should I expect here?
I'm in Toronto right now and the weather's quite humid.

nanaimo reporting in

based islandbro

Old Fashion Glazed for me.
Or Vanilla Dip.

i never go to tims anymore but when i did:
1 chocolate glazed
1 boston creme
1 cinnamon sugar

do any of my fellow canadians like Genesect

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Remember when the Tim Hortons CEO said cold weather was the cause of lower profits last year?
Remember when Tims changed their coffee supplier and it started tasting like boiled piss?

Ah yes, a fellow old fashioned chad

What's the consensus on Natives?

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You moved to the worst place in the country, user.

Honestly don't expect much. Contrary to what Yea Forums will say, Toronto is a boring place, not much really happens; and that pretty much applies to the rest of the Country as well.

Is there a meaningful difference between the Maritimes and New England? They both felt the same to me when I visited, except NE has Dunkin Donuts everywhere and Maritimes had Tim Hortons. But I'm a Europoor so I might just be blind.

Basketball americans but north.

we have alot of guns

Any of you guys able to find Yokai Watch 3 at an EB games? I tried because I wanted to give the series a shot, but no dice at any of the EB I visited.

need for speed

there is no reasonable reason a common citizen should need such a thing.

The chiefs are paid way too much, while the people live in abject poverty; thereby letting the media tell us how terrible we are for not throwing more money at them.

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Fuck yeah, he's the best. Just wish there was a form change instead of a held item to change his signature move's typing.

Gas huffers, drain on society.

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nah, not really. bunch of oceanhicks and drinking

>Outside of Winnipeg
Nobody cares
>Within Winnipeg
Scourge of the earth

The Blacks of Canada
Literally

We have higher guns per capita than the US. But don't tell them that, they're sensitive about it.

I wish they released the shiny one here. It was a bitch to get one with trading, some french guy scammed me for the first one but I ended up with 3 of them later on.

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Why is there more crime here than Calgary?

ontario weather is unbearably muggy and humid for 8 months and ball-shatteringly cold and frozen for the remaining 4
less than half of the people are "white" and less than half of "white" people are white, and anyone who isn't white hates white people
the police are generally useless and the streets and buildings have gone from being clean to dilapidated and filthy in the past couple of decades
at least 30% of people don't speak english in a way that you can understand
all apartment buildings smell like curry and other unidentifiable cooking and are filled with shuffling, dead-eyed foreigners
houses cost 10 million dollars and are tiny and rundown, you can't negotiate because chinese holding companies are willing to buy them as-is at full price
any food which a white person would want to eat is 5 times more expensive as it would be anywhere else and half the quality
don't go to toronto. however much they're paying you, living here will cost you more than the difference between it and what you could make elsewhere.

no we got those too

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there are a lot of things to critize your leader for, but the words of a clown like trump are not them.

happy moving day

>Go to College
>Fucking pajeets and muhammads everywhere

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>tfw thought this was the toronto news screenshot

We play, pretend to be as gay as possible game. Bonus points if you are brown and like ponies.

Is there anything worth seeing in Toronto?
Speaking as someone just visiting my remote family and in the area.

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we have a third of their capita

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimated_number_of_civilian_guns_per_capita_by_country

>get on bus to there
>all of it is like you said
>get on bus home
>it's all elderly chinese people
I just ignore them all and pretend to play shitty mobile games on the bus.

>Is there anything worth seeing in Toronto?
the collective suicide of an entire nation

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Here and never gonna move out

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CN tower and the ROM

Whao fuck

Fucking hivemind londoners

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I do not like Trump, but I do not like Trudeau either. It's proof of two extremes that upset the people of their country. But, there are also many supporters. People of this world are not perfect, but personally I would like a fine balance. Like Stephen Harper (but there are also people who do not like him either.)

I'm brown and I like (cartoon) ponies, still straight, what do?

i'm for sure reading all that, thanks!

Based fellow Sarniafag

I don't know about you but Canada really stopped being Canada when Americanization occurred after World War 2.

Nothing at all, the definition of soulless

Good gweilo, chase yellow pussy

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Why are they covering their noses?

can't wait for bening AI leaders fix up all the shit humans do without making even more damage.

It's funny how many people around here give to charities like World Vision, meanwhile just a few hours from these city's their neighbors are living in the same conditions as the "starving kids overseas" but no one bats an eye. Makes no sense

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Regardless of what people say, I'm proud to be a Canadian, born and raised based on the soil I stand on and the blood that I was born from. We are not Americans, and (unless you want to consider yourself to be one) never will be.

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>Class has us forced into groups for group presentations
>Get put into a group with a bunch of whispering gibberish speaking loo's that you can't understand

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Absolutely identical to the bus I pictured in my head, yes, even has the same kind of seats and ad things. Only change would be everyone wearing winter coats. Hate standing on them because they tend to push a lot and when the back of the bus is empty a glut of the girls will stand in front of the gate to the back and block it, then get irritated if you ask to them to please move so you can sit down.
Hate that shit. At least all the elderly chinese people sit down and are skinny as hell so they take up no room.
When I pretend to play those shitty mobile games (i.e. opening Pokemon Go or something) they tend to just ignore me at least. For some reason every time I am not playing a game on my phone on the bus, one of those people will ask me for directions.

Can someone explain why the fat kid in the white shirt around the back left is being so goddamn disrespectful to what I believe is the National Anthem?

Canada never existed, it's only a bunch of american migrant taking over a distinct society (Quebec) and passing those distinction as ''Canadian Culture". Poutine is Quebec, Mapple Syrup is Quebec, Hockey is Quebec, Tim Hortons is Quebec, etc. Litteral cultural appropriation. All because the anglos want to pretend they are not american

Canada is a post national country.. you have no culture or identity. Multiculturalism means there's no assimilation. Just a bunch of ethnic ghettos. Different tribes fighting over who gets to take what your ancestors fought, bled and died for.

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>disrespectful to what I believe is the National Anthem?
this is a citizenship ceremony.

wew who would have thought that a citizenship ceremony would be full of migrant. Truly shocking

Sure thing Quebecuckold, keep believing that you're even remotely relevant when we have you trapped under our heel, unable to even seperate

this
some years back almost got arrested because i was at the bus stop and there was a group of injins drinking there too when cops showed up and i had to say i wasnt with them just because i was near them

fucking scum
doesnt help i was mugged by teen injins when i was a teen, stole 200$. kill them all i say

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but user, groups become the same if they get to interact enough with each other for long, it's only when you do retarded stuff like apartheid or racial classicism that you get guettos like the ones in the united states

Every time. I was super close to being thrown in a group with some very ambiguous looking person who had a half shaved head and a political group logo on their shirt once, but they dropped out.
Also
>group presentation
>some indian girl throws a shitfit and leaves, making the Thai girl and me blabber on for 45 minutes to fill the required time
Wish I could just do a solo one, the group ones end up just being worse. At least then I can go home and play video games then work on it instead of having shitty, unproductive group meetings.

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Sorcery

anglos are going to assimilate to the poos

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Jokes on you. I went to a high school that was 85% Canadian (born Canadian, so white with a thick accent, like saying Garage as "Gey-Ra-Je.") Not that multi-culturalism is bad, it's just that I have a nationalistic opinion on my race as a Canadian, I don't think we are better than anyone, but we should be recognized as our own type of race instead of "American" or "English" because we are white.

>because we are white.
you're going to be a minority in your own country in your lifetime

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Oh really? Now I feel bad and like a jackass for assuming. I'm real sorry.

>it all comes down to being afraid of skin
of course

>Hockey is Quebec, Tim Hortons is Quebec
Both created by Anglos. Quebec hasn't even been good at hockey since the 70s.

not unlike you martinez

Holy FUCK bois, we've triggered the ever loving shit out of this French Canadian faggot, this is hilarious

Honestly, it's because people are migrating here because they are afraid of everywhere else. When the US election happened, our immigration page malfunctioned due to traffic.

>in college, get put into group with 3 indian grad students
>none of them seem physically capable of speaking above a library-setting voice
>say fuck it and invite them to join me for lunch in the student union
>they surprisingly accept
>get to know them outside the context of class
>turns out 1 of them was a super cool dude and genuinely one of the smartest people i've ever met
i don't expect a lot of social skills from people here, but you'll surely you can understand that you'll never git gud if you don't make an attempt

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That and people started illegally flooding over the boarder.

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Our census is weird. Quebec and East Coast identify as 'Canadian' so the percentage of European Canadian is actually much higher.

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Lethbridge
FUCK TRUDEAU AND FUCK THE EAST + BC

In my experience they generally tend to be really nice people. They seem the genuinely want to learn about Canada and do Canadian things. On the other hand Muslims and older Chinese are more resistant to change.

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Quebec: Voting 'No' to independence twice

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>using twitter memes
anglo-canadians confirmed as retarded normalfags

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The funny thing about that is that those referendums weren't even about "leaving" but asking permission to leave. You can't just unilaterally leave the federation. You need an agreement from Parliament. A Constitutional amendment as well and that is where Quebec was guaranteed to fail.

Canadian isn't a European write-in response.

>older Chinese are more resistant to change
that's just an old people thing, not a Chinese people thing. all the young Asian people that i know have integrated super well, they just have to revert back to the old country's mannerisms when their parents/grandparents are watching.

Is there a close up of Winnipeg because there's about 1000000 filipinos for every white person there

My friend group consists of me (a "stereotypical" Canadian who says sorry and "eh" too much, who also loves the winter), a white supremacist, sexist, homophobic red neck who says the "N-Word" way too much (and is only not racist towards people he considers friends) but is there for you when you are in a crisis, a German bud everyone assumes is currently in the closet, a Filipino who fixes engines and only buys vehicles made by Japanese manufacturers, a British chap who is grand at welding but is horribly lazy and really only plays Xbox and a First Nation who was adopted by American parents... My friend group is surprisingly multicultural, and it's kind of odd...

>integrated super well
ignorance is bliss

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Yeah and you guys are utter cucks who hate the idea of sovereignty.

>populations over 100,000
el oh el
Maritimes are all whiter than Quebec is. Montreal by itself pollutes your entire province. Glad I live here and not in Quebec or Ontario where niggers and poos roam.

Can someone tell me the difference between Aboriginal vs Indigenous vs First Nations vs Native in Leafese?

it's all the same

>prime minister since 2015
>worst thing he said /pol/ complains about is made up
What went so right?

Now, now.
Let's not be rude to our other fellow Canadians. Being upset at BC is understandable, but we should try not to divide ourselves.

Same words for the same group of people.

Inuit are the eskimos
First nations are everyone else

do you even understand what the chart you posted is saying? an increase in asian immigration has nothing to do with the people here integrating or not.

Winnipegian native here, I never stole shit but one of you white fucks stole my mojarias mask cartridge when I was a kid, you white people act like you're above us but literally do the same shit, just more sneaky-like.

Fuck all of you. I hope the next drunk native you meet pisses all over you. Fuck faces.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with our politicians.
There's literally zero that are remotely good.

Yukon.

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Are you First Nations?

who else here shitting it up in calgary

You come off as a typical angry native.
Go get drunk and be mad somewhere else while your teeth fall off.

Haven't stolen shit but the natives in Walpole island steal shit from here all the time because it's close.
Honestly remove reserves

Nah, I'm intensely white.

Saskatoon, or the city that rhymes with fun

Somewhere, Nunavut. Currently playing From the Depths whilst browsing this thread.

based chugs getting loser pissed and eating bologna

Essentially, most native groups in Canada believe they should get recognition for their independant groups rather than being clumped into one big one, so sometimes they like to be called by their actual group name. But they also unite themselves as a "collective" group when it comes to a treaty (after the Indian Act of 1876) that guarantees them (or their ancestors if they chose to not take the money, which builds up over the years) a tax benefit, where the government pays them because the treaty states that it is binding "as long as the sun is shining and the river is flowing." I'm probably wrong with this fact, so do not take my word as the truth, but I believe the Mètis do not get this benefit because they spent the money they got right away, which meant the taxes they got did not build up, so they get nothing.

It's too empty to be a Brampton bus. Double it up with pakis that are incapable of walking up those steps at the back unless there's an empty seat.
Also they're the people that won't move an inch, even if there is open space, when people get off. They're in their spot and fuck anyone that has the common courtesy to move further back when people get off the bus. They also have no concept of personal space and will always get as close as possible to you, regardless of how empty the bus is.

There are pale First Nation people, user.

Dude, you can't call them eskimos anymore, man.

I've heard that Canadians were big proponents of this game

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aye, what are you playing?
Playing some lobcorp while my fan explodes

By white, I mean caucasian.

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How can my country have taste this garbage

Canada is the younger sister of America that is heavily dependent on her and everything she does.
You cannot dispute this fact.

Why are Canadians the only new worlders where the regions are nice to each other?

his wife was my teacher in grade 3
she's an absolute fucking bitch

Durham region

Canadian culture is literally american the accents are almost identical too they think an imaginary border line makes them different

Don't speak french to me fucking quebecers, stay in your homosexual province.

ffxiv shadowniggers. just had surgery at the high river hospital and i have nothing to do but play video games while i recover. what is lobcorp?

>tfw go over to friend's house
>he has over 100 hrs clocked in LGPE
>says it's one of his favorite Pokemon games
Then again the dude plays a shitload of league of faggots and collects pop figures so I can't say I expected better

You know, I respect the Natives/First Nations/Aboriginals of this country and recognize the atrocities the government did to the children in regards to the residential schools, that's something I am ashamed of... But don't generalize all of us because we are "white." I'm sorry that he was white, but I did not do anything to you, so when you generalize all of us by saying "Fuck all of you." you're the racist bugger here. Calling us "sneaky thieves." It makes you no better to the people you hate. I do not disrespect other races, but I will do it towards individual people, and you are one of those people. You are not a noble person, and never will be.

you were saying

What do you mean by regions? Like Provinces? if you are then you need to look at BC and Alberta who have been at each others throats for a couple years now, and well everyone holds Quebec in contempt.

Newfie born but grew up in BC Port Coquitlam is a weird place, a mix of safe and completely fucked depending on the time of day

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Holy fuck we aren't. There's definitely more regional shit flinging than you have in the states or most of South America.

>what games do Canadians play?
Canadian Games

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Currently playing Mega Man X1 in the legacy collection.
I think my controller is broken because it sometimes isn't registering pressing/releasing the shoot/dash/jump buttons making fighting Sigma extra aggravating

Reginafag here
Lobotomy Corporation is basically simtower with SCP thrown in and korea-styled anime waifus that make you fucking miserable by dragging through a drama hellpit.

morronwind with the soultrap glitch

Yeah, the same games that Americans play.

We just put on our toques and plaid jackets and cover our games in maple syrup then play the games. Just like anyone else.

Happy Canada Day!

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Sask/Manitoba aren't exactly on friendly terms either
also all four fucking hate Ontario
and the entire rest of Canada hates Quebec

Lobotomy Corporation, management sim on pc

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This guy actually made a very valid point

sounds autistic. is it fun?

abolish treaties and integrate or face destruction

They play Triple Eh games.

>Reginafag
>tfw I just got home from getting rained out of the Rider game

Depends on the topic. But at the end of the day, provinces don't hate each other, people do.

>post picture of kids getting along as an example of ethnic warfare
>the white kids and especially the white girl in tight pink pants surrounded by adoring ethnic classmates

Are you American?

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alcool is degenerate and should be taxed for the damage it cause or move to quebec or alberta

Apparently, Canadia has a different language than us Murricans.

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I only hate Quebec when they search for special treatment.

Do Canadians like the "excessively friendly" stereotype that Americans have exported about them all over the world?

Part of me feels for them, but then sometimes my work takes me through the reserves and I see how they literally pile trash all over the place and there's torched cars all over the sides of the roads

It's better you weren't home. My power's dipped out something like six or seven times in the time the game WAS up.

Also goddamn I wish I could meet up here but the closest place people do anything is Saskatoon and fuckers there will not hesitate to run you over.

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Weeb shit and games that involve cutes girls and non goblins characters, at least for me.

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we get kidnapped less than Americans while overseas, so that's a good thing.

Americans suck Trudeau cock so I generally don't give a shit what they think about.

My brother and sister live in Saskatoon, I fucking hate driving there it's such a shitshow

Toronto here, FUCK SUMMER

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Yeah, probably the most I've enjoyed a game on PC in years. I recommend it
Kind of niche stuff though so maybe look up a video of it or pirate to try first, idk

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This. The American media seems to have this weird image of him.

I like that hes against quotas and for more guns but aside that I agree with almost none of his policies

it's because he's not trump
that's literally it

Bramladesh

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No.
It also isn't true. Couple hours ago some fuck head was chirping me from acrossed the road. Not sure if it was directed at me or the little old Chinese man in front of me but i would have given him the ol maple if he tried shit

Which is all the time, on any topic

Our official language is French and English. Quebec tried to make Bill 101, which made French the only official language, until the government intervened and forced them to change policies making both English and French the official language, which is why if you come to Canada (Anglo parts), almost every product has an English and French translation, while if you go to Quebec, it is only French.

FUCKING LEAFS
CAN
LEGALLY
DIDDLE
DOGS!

>Live in Newfoundland
>Tons of beautiful south korean university students
>None of them will date me since they just keep to their own

If you [play it, read the goddamn manual.Do the tutorial. It will save you headaches because this, while looking simple, is not the game you brute-force.
I was only there when we found out I was type 1, but my sister hits cons all over and tells me people still spew profanities and try and hit-and-run on the main streets.

No we can't.

Why is every Canadian I've ever met so enthusiastically nice? Excluding the quebecois, they're detestable.

Chatham here.
Hows you doing you other south westerner fucks

Yes.
It means people won't try to kill us when we go to another country. Not to mention, most Americans I know slap a Canadian flag on their bag when they travel.

BCfag here
I'm moving to the states in a couple months it was fun while it lasted you crazy leafs

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Theres literally nothing wrong with Justin leaf

il give it a try then. thank you fellow leafbros

Why the fuck are games goddamn 80 fucking dollars in here.

I try and generally be friendly because I dislike making enemies and spilling my spaghetti, so yes I'm fine with it, makes it easy to speak to some people. Only sucks if they think you're a doormat because of it.

Ironic, because most Canadians do not like him after the forced Carbon Tax law being inposed in 2020 and his trip to India... which made us a laughing stock.

because our Dollar is in the shitter and it's only going to get worse

he'll never be my bf :(

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Oh trust me, I can't fucking stand him and at this point I'd rather vote for fucking Lucifer if it meant getting him out

>doormat
I got fondled by a short Hispanic American man as a gesture of greeting.

get shit on sale while the steam sales are on user

have fun user
We have threads a lot on Yea Forums but they don't have the title in the OP because of the mod police poking them off the board, stop by sometime if you like it or need some advice
Threads are usually an abnormality portrait or drawing

Not if you go to Montreal, which is filled with Libtards.
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I don't know if you know this but Montreal is the gay capital of the world, why would you expect anything less?

>SoulCalibur
>second best video game ever made
This is actually worse than Ocarina at 1. At least with Ocarina there is some kind of case to be made for Top 10 All Time status. SC though? What?

Also
>Journey is 14th best game ever made
FUCK no, and it is ahead of SMB3? Please fuck off with that yuuuuck