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GTA V would have been 10x better it focused more on Franklin and Lamar crazy hood adventures. The best part of GTA V was seeing Franklin and Lamar doing hood shit because it felt like San Andreas. Once Michael and Trevor reunited the story went to shit and it became Michael and Trevor acting like an old gay couple and Franklin being the third wheel.

Seriously, look back at Franklin's trailer, if the game was literally GTA San Andreas 2 like Franklin's trailer advertise, this game would be so much more fun

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>gta 5 would've been better if it was gta san andreas
hmmm

Yeah it probably would have. If you played as lamar instead of boring, unlikable, generic franklin.

Franklin was shit. Game would have been better if PC was Lamar.

Franklin was good until he moved out of his aunt's house then he just became boring

Ah nigga don't hate me because I'm beautiful nigga if you ain't have that ol yee yee ass haircut you got you'd have some bitches on ya dick or matter fact maybe Teneshia would call yo dog ass if she wasn't too busy fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with NIGGGGGA

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No, the game would have better if they kept only one protagonist I could have attached to. But instead, they decided to please the ADHD zoomers and give them everything and make everyong happy.

Result?

You get a boring story and you feel no attachment to any of them. I have way more memories from the guys from GTA III, Vice City, SA, and IV... than all of the ones from V combined.

Michael was the best though

We could have so much more dialogue like this, bros.

Michael was a cunt and his entire character can be summed up literally as "muh family"

Game should've just been Michael doing Sopranos shit.

Game should've been 100% Trevor but rockstar is too scared to totally commit to a manic degenerate protagonist.

Maybe you liked him, but no, he was never good, he was a generic paper thin character that shouldn't have been in the game.

yay more vine tier garbage lines zoomies can giggle at

Look at this busta right here

Trevor was literally the worst thing about GTA V. I couldn't wait to kill that annoying edgelord piece of shit asshole

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Is this the worst case of character assassination in the history of video games? Rockstar utterly destroyed everything Johnny stood for in order to make Trevor look like a "badass".

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fuck that cuck

Wasn't a cuck until GTA V when Rockstar just decided to ruin his character in every single way imaginable

I preferred Michael and Trevor lines for that reason. Franklin seemed like a rehash of CJ. Not that that is a bad thing, overall.

All Johnny in Rockstar games dies (or get beaten up). John Marston, Johnny Vincent, Johnny Sindacco, Johnny Klebitz.
the majority of them are also cuck at some degree

That "nigga" was delivered with such heart I could feel the distrubance in the force as a bunch of black moralfag nerds cringed.

Franklin is annoying. Literally complains in every mission and cutscene always crying over the dumbest fucking thing. For a guy from the hood he sure sounds like a bitch. Terrible character and one sided. They were also given the most generic ghetto script. It was oainful to listen to

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Thats not saying much considering no character was in depth. His family is annoying as shit and there was no point in the game where i felt bad if they were in danger unlike niko and roman

Nihao! naniyo ?

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The Sopranos rip off with the shrink was unbearable

>For a guy from the hood he sure sounds like a bitch.
>They were also given the most generic ghetto script.
What do you know about the ghetto, faggot?

Michael's VA really got into the role. Jesus Christ that felt so real, like he was actually going through Michael's bullshit IRL

>that therapy visit with his family

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This is real fucking emotion

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Maybe he played San Andreas.
>move to the hood as whiteboi
>drunk as shit meet a dude named CJ
>say "YOUS A BUSTA CJ, STRAIGHT BUSTA!"
>other black dudes laugh their asses off
>not even sure if they got thru reference
>CJ looking like he wants to beat my ass but he's a lil nigga

I like the story about Trevor's VA not breaking character in one of the cutscenes where he trips over a fence and mouths off Franklin's actor for laughing at him

>the majority of them are also cuck at some degree
Marston - (Supposedly) had a kid with the gang's whore.
Vincent - Started a gang war with the Preps over his tramp GF who was cheating on both factions' leaders.
Sindacco - No cuckoldry that I know of.
Klebitz - Let what was left of his life be destroyed by sticking with that druggie whore Ashley. Ultimately killed over a case of her cheating on him.

Played gta v for almost 150 hours since last sale

Ended up with no one wanting to join my heists, realizing all the cars were shit and the same shit, and that no matter what, griefers in that flying motorcycle shit are going to wreck you just out of spite.


Pain in the ass doing the same missions over and over again. The only good possession I had was the classic cheetah but even that was pretty lackluster.

I expected a lot more from gta online and was way let down.

Glad i pirated gta v for the campaign in 2014 and buzzed through it quickly. No replay ability.

GTA IV on the other hand, except for it being so short, had such a better story and there wasn't a gta game i personally got more attached to the characters to than that.

aw nigga don't hate me because i'm beautiful nigga. maybe you got rid of that ol yee yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. oh, better yet tanisha'd call your dog ass if she ever stopped fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with. niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I recall that girl pretty much cucking him in IV, too.

I don't think Johnny was dating Ashley in IV. He just looked out for her because he felt bad she become a drug addict

Opposite for me. I thought gta iv was a low point for 3d GTA. I only remember "BROTHER!", some annoying buff faggot, a black stoner that says "I and I", and a helicopter mission.
Shit was boring.

This is so innocent, adorable and hilarious all at the same time NIGGUYAH

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>Generic straight man in Franklin to roll his eyes at the crazy antics of the other main characters
>CUHRAZY methhead hick who is super CUHRAZY and that's his entire character
>Old knowledgeable vet who is there to do "one last job"
Who needs nuance and development when you have archetypes

what're you 12

If Lamar was the protagnist of this game, this would have been the best GTA game ever made.

Franklin was the worst one and his motivations are completely retarded, the game would have been better without him as he adds nothing to the plot.

t. 15 year old

Don't know how anyone could find either Franklin or Lamar likable. They're both annoying compared to CJ.

Honestly, that would've been perfect DLC.

They should've done more single player DLC chapters. So much potential with all the characters in it and all that world.

Fuck shark cards.

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Its sorta odd hearing JPs repeating lines they dont understand

Hell I wonder if they think America is as over the top as portrayed in GTA 5

Lamar is annoying, but Franklin is just so bland it's unbelievable.

Having heart attacks, stuffing your mouth with gabagool and killing your own crew?

My dream is they make a GTA that's like driver parallel lines where you play as young Micheal in dystopian 70s liberty city and modern Michael moving from los Santos to San Fierro or something

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The entire series is a play on hollywood archtypes.

Hell SA was just a boyz in the hood tipoff
IV was just a scorcese copycat
Vice city was Scareface

Agreed. I think Michael and Trevor should have been NPCs though. Franklin should have met them along the way. Hood shit is great. Especially hoodshit with Trevor and Llamar.
>inb4 /pol/dancers screach about immersion being broken because black people don't exist

Nico and CJ have depth though, I don't know about Tommy actually, I haven't played Vice City

>Scareface

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The problem with GTA Vs multiple playable characters approach was that the protagonist was still just Michael with Franklin's and to a lesser extent Trevor being supporting characters in his story. Especially Franklin's arc basically ended when he moved out of the ghetto. At that point the game only kept him around because it needed him for the ending.

God, the game's story is such a poorly written mess. How do even go from GTA IV to this?

>They're both annoying compared to CJ.
I didn't find them annoying. I liked them. They just got sidelined for the michael trevor shit. But yeah CJ was a better character than any character in GTAV. And CJ isn't even the best character in his own game.

>CJ
>Depth
Man hes the biggest pushover in the series. He bends over for Sweet,Tennpenny,Catalina,OG Loc, Wuzei...

Meanwhile Tommy says fuck you to Sonny and caps Diaz

It's summer. So probably

>I don't know about Tommy actually, I haven't played Vice City
He has a character and its fitting and I liked him. But CJ is given more dialogue to work with and therefore was more fleshed out. I think he was better than Tommy but I think a lot of Yea Forums disagrees.

I also really liked Johnny but after playing GTA V I found out Rockstar didn't apparently.

depth=/=strong willed

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why did michael keep calling franklin a "kid?" theyre like the same age, shit was annoying

based

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Here is a leaked screenshot of Franklin for an upcoming DLC.

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Nigga what? Franklin is 25. Michael is 45. Michael is literally old enough to be Franklin’s dad which is why he said Franklin is the son he always wanted

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>Franklin is 25.
well he looks 40

and the actor who plays him is literally 51. so its retarded

Fun fact Franklin’s VA is the real life cousin of CJ’s VA

Another fun fact, Franklin’s Va also got into a fight with Ice Cube, knocked him out and stole his chain

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When is GTA VIce City coming?

Why didn't they let Franklin's VA write Franklin?

I mean, after all the shit he went through, it's not really unbelievable that he would turn to Meth and his life fall to fucking pieces as a result.

Because Dan Houser

I thought he sounded way to close to CJ for that to be a coincidence.

>Franklin’s Va also got into a fight with Ice Cube, knocked him out and stole his chain

He didn't "get into a fight" with him, he suckered him because he wanted to seem cool to the faggots in cypress hill

Tommy had about the same amount of screen time in Vice City as any one of the individual protagonists in V. The game is far shorter than people remember.

Ice Cube actually started the fight

>tfw we would have got more Lamar and the original Deathwish ending where Franklin dies and we play as Lamar if Lamar’s VA didn’t get locked for a few months
Damn it

Not based on how he himself literally tells the story.

>get btfo
>either get shown to be a little bitch who go his ass whooped
Or
>that guy sucker punched me like a little pussy and caught me off guard

Hmmm I wonder what story he'd pick my double digit anime poster amigo

The game would be way better if trevor didnt exist
>le cuhrayzee mentally deranged protag!
Steven Ogg did a great job with the voice acting and all that but the character itself is insufferable

What does yee-yee mean?

>Franklin’s Va also got into a fight with Ice Cube, knocked him out and stole his chain
>Trevor was the one that got missions about stealing things from celebs

NIgga~

Does GTA V have the worst characters in the entire history of video games?

Franklin is the blandest nigger I've ever seen. Completely void of any personality. The most generic straight man imaginable.

Michael is also useless. He's a family man turned into crime and that's pretty much it. He could be replaced with a cardboard and nobody would notice.

Trevor is so over the top it's irritating. Either have him be a redneck meth head or a politically awoke crazy genius. Him being both just makes him less believable and makes the player lose immersion.

Overall, GTA V has the worst writing of any GTA game.

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Franklin was boring as absolute shit. So no not really.

Fellow sir you are so right! I tip my fedora to you.

3 characters was ok, I liked all of them, but there just wasn't enough story/time to make me really care. it seemed plot driven, which is fine, but it felt rushed. focusing on mp was a mistake but ofc normies ate it up, slopped up the excrement and demanded more.

This. Loving the voice acting but HATE Trevor

your opinions are offensively bad

The only interesting bit of story in GTAV was Micheal and Trevor, nothing about the Ballas or Grovestreet or Merryweather or the FIB or anything else was remotely interesting. The Micheal and Trevor story however ends in the worst possible way if you choose to spare both of them.

I still have troubles grasping what the plot of V was. If you had to summarise the plot in one sentence, how would you do it?

there were 3 simultaneous plots,
trevor's was to get money because he was r*ddit
michael's was to get money because he was bored and wanted to relive the old days when he wasn't a washed up bum
franklin's was to get money because he's a criminal (black).

it was basically seinfield the game with 10% more larceny

>muh nigger representation

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Hey Yea Forums
Kifflom!

right: soul
left: soulless

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>right: 30fps
>left: 30fps
heh

>muh maga

you got a milkshake coming snowflake

Lamar was supposed to have a much bigger part and become a playable character with franklin dying but Lamar's actor went to prison so most of his shit got cut

Was he camping?

Couldn't be helped. He had Apache blood.

KNOCK KNOCK NIGGAS

>literal cuck

How did GTA V's story even happen, did Rockstar just forget how to write a good story temporarily , or did they outsource the writing to 12 year olds. It was literally a cartoon network tier story

urgent plea to all fans of lamar to watch black jesus

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sounds like bullshit

>He bends over for Sweet
His brother, in the pen for bullshit. Holding it down while CJ was fucking off in LC. Show some respect
>Tennpenny
Indirectly murders him
>Catalina
Hot piece of latina ass, can't really blame him. Also he tells her to fuck off
>OG Loc
Directly murders him
>Wuzei
Woozy is based, no reason not to go along with him

HUH?!

In a 2013 setting it's just stupid they already did the 90s when it was relevant

Yeah and when he gets out he fucking hates that he made a name for himself

>left: shit game
>right: shit game

This. Their missions were easily the best parts of the story.

Best line in any video game after 2011, hands down.

No he's mad that CJ let crack dealers take over his neighborhood while he was locked up

so 3d universe and hd one are the same or is just some shitty reset with some 3d universe trapped in hd one?

Somewhat agree, either focus on the niggers or remove them. Franklin never felt like part of the whole story, he just kinda hitched a ride with Michael and Trevor.

>zoomies
if you use this word you're definitely underage

they're different universes

If they are in different universes, how did I play them all?

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Nice essay.

In conclusion, get the fuck out of here faggot.

why is lazlow there?

Actually it's the opposite , they were the worst and most unnecessary part of the game,Franklin barely had a place in anything that was going on,the only reason he even existed was to cash in on some SA nostalgia, Trevor/Micheal were the real story. The third character should probably have been the last crew member who is just getting out of jail

He is a transcendental being, existing in all universes at once

Dilate and have sex trannycel

so are we now pretending that not all of them were shit !?
cringe

Because he does all the radio production. And it makes it feel like GTA since his presence has always been pretty popular overall.

Damn I forgot how much of an ugly ass nigga Franklin is.

>tfw you realize Trevor represents Rockstar and Johnny represents the GTA franchise

Pretty much all of the gta protaganists life would have fell apart after the story anyway you just dont get to see it