Sup Yea Forums. Can someone give me a quick rundown of this game?

Sup Yea Forums. Can someone give me a quick rundown of this game?

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Old and busted. Cyberpunk already blew it out of the water with Keanu.
I'm totally not being held at gunpoint in some underground facility in China.

Kojima has been hanging out with c-tier celebrities and getting high with them, just making shit up as he goes. He is fucking unhinged and the game will be a disjointed mess.

shit game made by wannabe director

It's a christian game about how the destruction of traditional gender roles inevitably leads to the destruction of the enviroment itself. Mads represents Planed Parenthood and Norman represents the anti-abortion crowd.

The rest of the game is just WWF pandering to save our oceans.

Son of a bitch wants to unite the concept of playing with the concept of work.

but what is the story

What does the flashlight thing do

Illuminates an area

turns into a fleshlight

what do the baby do

As I'm getting similar questions so I shall re-post. DS is not a stealth game. Could move subjectively but not a FPS shooting game either. By incorporating with the concept of connection(strand), it's totally brand new genre called action game/strand game(social strand system).

eats, drinks, shits, grows, eventually fucks (not u though) and then has a baby and then dies.

Detects the Beached Things.

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pretentious arthouse indie film, in the form of big budget video game. Walking simulator, and ladder spawner. medicore third person combat and shooting. It will be game of the year contender and will sale mundo amounts of copies. But we have actual celebrities because doing acting in video games isn't seen as damaging to one's career anymore.

Unironically this

what the fuck is strand or connection

>did someone say wwf?

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Here you go senpai

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kojima is simple and understands what people never knew they wanted

Its mgs5/silent hills

>man has babby in a jar
>babby important to man for power and life
>everyone else wants the babby
>the mans journey is an allegory for how babby are made

It will unironically be the game of the generation.

Norman Reedus battles ghosts and hazmat boys with his funky fetus, briefcase, and a motor tricycle.