Games that were ruined by retcons?
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So Long-a Bowser!
The fucking OG Nier book, or play, or w/e the fuck crazy ass other media that retconned away the entire sacrifice of the game. Don't get me wrong, I like Taro's insanity a lot, but his extended universe nonsense outside the games needs to be reigned in.
>nobody:
>mArIo WhEn He SeEs BoWsEr'S pEnIs:
are you talking about ending e where kaine finds nier in the forest?
yeah that was stupid
Fucking this Kaine fucking the corpse of a literal who while trying to remember Nier bothers the fuck out of me and the whole new ending is fucking bullshit
Tekken got hit by them.
>he didn't mention "So long, gay Bowser!" in the question
Pussy.
MGS
>Hurr Skullfuck cleaned up your mess
>PARASITES
Bioshock
Yup, that's exactly it. Just forget what that was from. It's the worst fucking thing ever that makes any kind of character growth, stakes, or sacrifice completely irrelevant. Taro really wanted to walk back the sad ending for some reason. At least he learned from that I feel for Auto Tomato.
OP didn’t post the reply where the bitchmale says something like “That’s a relief, I thought maybe Mario used a homophobic slur all these years!”
yikes
>Nintendo fans
Nigga have you heard the endings of the concert play? In one 9s goes in the ark leaving his body behind after being reconstructed meanwhile 2b rots by his side waiting for him to wake up and in the other one the literal power of love brings him back
The man is senile and can't even remember what he had for breakfast earlier that day. He won't remember a line he said 30 years ago.
>"So long, (bleep) (yes, that word, rhymes with play) Bowser.
I wanna know who failed at parenting so hard for this social travesty to happen.
>(bleep) (yes that word, rhymes with play)
Hahaha holy shit
Good fucking god, this person has skin so thin that he would get bullied by preschoolers.
Not only that but most of his job has involved saying variations of wahoo for the last 25 or so years
I'm glad he doesn't say so 'so long gay bowser' haha. That would be pretty homophobic. Unless bowser is gay and we should remind everyone that he should be proud of it haha. You feel happy about this.
The leaked fake concert ending, and then the true concert ending being the happiest shit was literally the best ruse Taro ever pulled and was completely in-line thematically with the game and the spirit of the original E ending.
Shit thread
Faggot normalfag meme, you dumb faggot
When did gay become a slur? I thought they called themselves that? Is this another "nigga" situation?
Doing something like that is the easiest way to get your question ignored outright.
Don't be retarded.
SO LONG, GAY BOWSER
34 please
When did it become okay to have a skin as thin as this?
ARENT HOMOSEXUALS LITERALLY CALLED GAY? GAY ISNT A SLUR YOU FUCKING PANSY FAGGOT!
FUCK I HATE TWITTER.
this
>Leaving out the best Persona girls from every game
Haha what if bowser really was gay and put on a crown to turn him into a woman so he could fuck mario
what a bitch, even Tumblr has no probably freely joking around about gay Bowser
Oh...well. This is awkward. Rerollan
poo poo pee pee why did you leave me
rolling for greatness
rollan gaems
Nearly all the returning characters and story elements from the first game are ruined in JC2 but this was probably the biggest fuck you.
Why didn't mario say ciao or arrivaderci? and is Italy canon in the mario universe?
give me one who's both hot and I recognize
rolling for cute
May Allah smile upon me today
roll time
if italy is canon in the mario universe, is the mafia canon too?
please
What a gay
>Gosling.jpg
Zoomer mentality, they also refuse to call black people black
Can this decade just fucking end already?
begging for 69
alright
He's SO OBVIOUSLY JOKING/TROLLING.
How do you take the bait this hard?
Back to facebook faggot
>mario....bowser's causin' trouble......take care of it.
>So long, gay Bowser!
How did Martinet get away with it for 20 years?
Mario would be SO much better if he was a shortstack anime girl, crushing goombas with her massive knockers and ass while consuming mushrooms with her vagina.
>didn't call everything gay from 3rd grade to present
that's pretty retarded user
>guys I was just pretending to be retarded
You have far too much faith in humanity.
Welcome to Yea Forums, home of pretending to be retarded, can I take your order?
kwab
>"gay" is a slur
But it's fucking called LGBT. What the fuck does the G stand for?
The fact that she likes Zelda, a relatively mature Nintendo series, tells me that she's not so thinskinned she can't say the word gay.
Then again, people always find ways to surprise me, so...
Wow I'm so glad that we have a format that turn anything into a meme now. You mean all I have to do is say "Nobody:" and then say literally anything after and then it's a meme? So fucking sugoi
Sephiroth being in control of Jenova from the start instead of her influencing him is one that bothers me to this day. Things like Aeris's death scene and his personality change at the Mako Reactor lose so much meaning
>relatively mature Nintendo series
imagine believing this
>mature series
For a 8 year old mentally
I don't care what he says, I hear ''So long, eh Bowser?''
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>a 33 year old
>writes like a fucking 10 year old
The absolute fucking state.
Compared to Mario and Kirby? Yeah, keyword relatively.
Star Wars is relatively mature compared to Spongebob. Relatively mature doesn't mean "for adults".
I can't disagree with that.
These people make me ashamed to be a Nintendo fan
What if he already is?
The absolute state of Nintendo fans.
It's not just that they have skin so thin as to be upset by that, but that they are stupid enough to actually think Mario says it.
Samus pls
That’s pretty fucking gay user
>refuse to call black people black
UH
Last time I got Kat, let's see who I'll get this time
Already exists
Japan is weird as fuck.
>(bleep)
When this gay nigger said it was. Stop being homophobic, user.
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NO DON'T SAY IT
Meanwhile, in her Twitter profile.
Fuck this retarded fucking (bleep) (yes, that word, rhymes with play) Earth.
On second thought she seems to be really obsessed with Funko pops.
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She could just have a developmental disability.
>"gay" is a homophobic slur
huh? It literally means either "happy" or "homosexual"
Fuck off Facebook
What a faggot.
I thought "retard" was a huge meany bad 'trigger' word for these twitter crybabies.
So am I the only one who thought it was "So long big bowser"?
Yes.
fuck off
fuck off underage
The best part about this, is that they actually thought Nintendo made Mario say ''gay''. Imagine a meeting on Nintendo and Miyamoto just says ''I have an idea, let's make Mario call Bowser gay''
So she could just be trolling, like I initially said.
Only if people they don't like use it
No, he would say "so long-uh". if that was the case. Saying "ay" isn't what he does. The line is "So long, gay bowser".
I always thought it was "So long, dear Bowser!"
He's trying to fit in with the demographic he wants to fuck.
Jesus fuck what happened to this board.
That person is an actual autistic person
Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, (bleep) (yes that word, rhymes with play) Luigi?
>0 members
Censoring the word "gay" lmao. Everyone is so hyper paranoid and terrified of getting cancelled because some irate tranny found your tweet so now everyone has to walk on egg shells because of fragile people. A few weeks ago someone was saying you should've call a raccoon a raccoon because it had coon in it.
>She's
fuck off reddit/twitter tourist
WoW
Yoshi’s Island
TF2 to an extent
thanks, been looking for this image
>all these replies
Guaranteed outrage.
>Gay is a homophobic slur to these people now
how fucking retarded can they get
Stupid nigger
I know! Let's all give him (You)s!
That'll teach him not to act like a faggot!
lamo based mods
KEK
Cause is not italian he's from brooklin.
Not all (you)s are good (you)s
Who says I didn't? But clearly I'm using gay as an adjective at that point.
I miss miiverse
it's called hazing, nimrod
>So long, pozzed faggot cocksucker Bowser!
woah woah woah, Mario! Take it easy!
What pisses me if most is that the line doesn't sound close to "Kinga"
fuck off retard
I can't believe they wrote Mario to say that. I hope I'm mishearing it.
M8. Pls.
Excellent bait, look at all the (You)s
Nice
Not the first time I've seen this kind of shit on here.
I genuinely don't get this meme. What's the point of the nobody bit?
Where do I donate to help?
the only faggots who care about (You)s are the same faggots who then go on to complain about others giving posters they don't like (You)s
prove me wrong
>Snoo (bleep)(yes that word that, rhymes with cleanness) usual I see?
>implying he's not looking for negative attention
Learn the meta noob
(You)
I think it's supposed to be complete silence, as in nobody is saying or bothering anyone
Don't be jealous there's plenty for everyone
>the meta
>noob
You have to go back.
yikes!
Wew Lad
Borderlands
Or it's the more likely possibility that she's autistic (funko obsession) and an idiotic hypocrite. For every person that's "just pretending lol", there's probably an equal share of sincere retards.
The Deus Ex prequels all took a fat dump on the first game.
I think the point is that nobody is saying anything but someone jumps in and says something retarded when no one asked for it.
I'm seeing this shit everywhere though, and it's not even remotely funny. It's getting even more played out than ''Who's listening in 2019''
Haha that would be silly Haha What if we drew it and all jerked off to it together? That would be pretty funny!
Not (bleep) though (rhymes with play)
HOLY FUCK
genuinely laughed out loud. have my upvote!
me too dude, me too
Nobody:
(You): So FuCkInG SuGoI
It’s supposed to be used to show nobody asked a question. Ironically it started because of people asking questions. JK Rowling kept answering stupid lore questions and people started making fun of it. I am 90% sure the first one was:
>Nobody:
>Rowling: Wizards shit on the floor.
epic meme, upvoted. i'm going to post this on /r/Yea Forums lol
>this board in 2019:
Nobody:
Me: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>so many people shitting on that post
I kinda wish you guys reacted this way with other stale shit like police jokes
epic, sir, you've earned an upvote
(bleep) (yes, that word, rhymes with play)
Nincels everyone
I work with a guy that's about as a belligerent leftie as you can get, and he still calls blackies black. It's kinda funny.
The absolute state of society
Can we meme the (bleep)
This is the correct answer.
Aren't you a little too much of an absolute old faggot to be on a computer?
In his defense, I thought he was saying "so long King Bowser" back in the day. I was just a dumb kid barely paying attention at the time, and probably just made a quick assumption that it just sounded funny due to sound quality or something. It's definitely not "king-a Bowser" though. He could have at least wrote it as "so long-eh( or a, or ay, or whatever) Bowser", instead of denying the obvious. Tired of this constant need to appear super accepting and tolerant at all times, no matter what the cost. I bet if some gaming magazine had the chance to question him about the line when the game came out, he would have laughed and made a joke about Bowser being gay.
Ahem, fuck (beep) (yes, that word, rhymes with diggers).
>I bet if some gaming magazine had the chance to question him about the line when the game came out, he would have laughed and made a joke about Bowser being gay.
I doubt it, he's a homo. Anyone have that link to his nudes on that gay dating site?
>ywn see that one reply
Metroid and Halo, thanks everything that came after Super Metroid and Halo 3.
Is this, dare I say, the birth of a new meme?
(bleep) and (bleep) (yes those words that rhyme with chased and bedpilled)
According to these people, white males are basically not allowed to use any kind of insults ever because of their PRIBLEGE.
>B-but muh soopa cool cinematic takedowns!!!!
absolutely based, keep doing your thing user. Yea Forums faggots would only accept this post if you made mario a wojak and bowser a pepe or something
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Kinga luigi?
As a white male, who went from being homeless, to having a pretty sweet factory job, I often wonder how I could have applied my white privilege for greater success.
There's no such thing as bad (You)s/publicity.
fuck off faggot, go bitch about how oppressed you are on /r/kotakuinaction or something
Thanks user, now I know how to bait incels with relative ease!
Zero escape series
>nobody:
>(you)
Keep up the based work!
is your hair dyed?
...
who are you responding to?
>Someone paid the original VAs to read a meme version of this
>Can't find it on Youtube anymore
I hate this.
I wish people would react to this post like tired out pepe and wojak memes.
Didn't Automata make it non canon? Emil doesn't remember Nier until you kill him, which shows that Nier never came back
>tfw little brother is called Tom, nicknamed Little Tom to me
>mom is called Tracey
bros
You need to deposit money into the nearest bank, into the account of a PoC as reparations for your family's hateful bigotry.
Imagine this person watching mario64 let's play for the first time enjoying the gameplay but soon as Mario says the bleep(yep, the word that rhymes with play) word she starts shaking and loses consciousness. Then calls some guy she doesn't like a retarded faggot the next day.
***
Overgrown children with malformed opinions have many choices for public platforms where they can do everything from air out their dirty relationship drama, to making conflicting statements about anything for all to see. Some people shouldn't be allowed to post.
go back
Unironically curious as to what it was like being homeless, any tips?
based
Not once did I ever consider that he was saying "King", nor have I heard anyone suggesting it was.
wtf i hate sony now
>Zoomer
It's millenials you sperg, zoomers are shaping up to be far right becaise they see shit like this everywhere
That's what leads to the destruction of all of humanity and it's not shown as a good thing. It's shown as a selfish thing.
Unironically based. Show these dumb niggers how to meme.
It's like "fap (slang for masturbate)" all over again.
No gameplay ever changed due to retcon in a story
O MY BROTHER SABO WHO I LOVED AND CHERISHED AND HAVE NEVER MENTIONED BEFORE THIS VERY MOMENT
rolling for heather
You guys seriously need to start gatekeeping more, people are going uncontested for admitting to going to places like Fakku, referring to the board as a sub and saying "y'all" a ton
>>(bleep) (yes that word, rhymes with play)
OR FAGGOTS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
Does the leaked plot for half Life 3 count? Because that was pretty shit
>(bleep)
What does saying "ya'll" have to do with anything?
>Fakku still exist
>Remember how they used to just let you read free hentai like any other normal site before being a bunch of greedy bastards
Thanks user, you just made me sad.
what an embarrassing post
>Gay is a homophobic slur
I don't understand.
the entirety of Fallout with 4.
It's become regular parlance for people who frequent twitter, that's how they all say "you all" now.
It's very easy to spot newfags depending on the context
I thought it was
"So long, ay Bowser?"
wow has been ruined every time they make a retcon, now its just a mess of incomprehensible shit
Retard.
lol
It was funny. Don't lie.
>(bleep) (yes, that word, rhymes with play)
>homophobic slur
The absolute state of the left.
This meme is fucking terrible. Typing like that isn't even new either. There's literally nothing to it. It's just another variation of "person I don't like" and I AM SILLY.
If you pirate their shit does it matter? At least now it's uncensored
I always thought it was so long king Bowser. What did most people think it was? Guess it's not a "retcon" if I already heard it correctly.
Facebook called,
He wants his shitty memes back.
Ha! I live an hour or so far on Pittsburgh so we say yins/yuns. Eat shit, Twitter.
Don't even hate Human Revolution to get that guy's point.
why does this have so many (You)s? Is it referencing something?
Warcraft has to be one of the most retconned series in existence. Every other bit of lore they release fucks something up
>All these replies from Yea Forums faggots who think their current memes are good
Fucking based user, keep getting their (You)'s
Holy fuck, get the fuck off my board.
And they say video games don't promote violence.
>463001541 does something cringey
>Gets rewarded with tons and tons of (You)'s
Don't you guys think this is a little counter-intuitive?
You know that is just how a big part of america types and speaks right? It has nothing to do with the internet.
Nier Gestalt is a fairy tale. Self sacrifice = second chance 100% in any fairy tale.
Read the original Little Mermaid
HOES MAD
but I like fakku
these posts never fail to make me lol
Thank christ it's not another meme frog. Here's your (you).
Is Mussolini?
shoo go away ew ew ewwww
>zoomers won't get the reference
I thought this was actually funny but it could do without the first line. The rest of the replies are from a buncha autismos.
Wouldn't
>Nobody:
Imply nobody said nothing, which means everybody said something?
Why is no one mentionimg this post?
It's posted here every day or so, what are you on?
>description says they're 33
That's the joke there friend (:
It's not a very good one
rent free, faggot
The absolute inability by the members of this board to grasp social cues and analyze people in any meaningful way has always made me laugh. Keep doing what you're doing guys...
why is he acting like gay is a bad word lmao.
based Yea Forums x
rollerino
based. hr and md are travesties and fan fiction anyway.
y'all do realize that fakku is just trying to make sure h artists can actually make money off their work and support themselves right? is the price of a coffee too much? seriously? get a job much?
Watch my video if you're interested in Classic WoW come on guys give me a chance.
The script makes it pretty fucking clear that they're co-pilots. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking idiot or a Square employee trying to sell merch.
Replies aren't upvotes,redditor.
Okay, this is based.
invest in a pop filter my man, your p's are popping
classics
...
I've said the same thing to people who use the stupid meme and they just go "uh.. well... uh... it's still funny"
I find the Nobody: part pretty tolerable, I wouldn't say I like it but it's not especially obnoxious, but I'm really not fond of the switching between uppercase and lowercase letters. I feel like it glorifies just repeating what somebody else said in a silly voice to disprove them, which I dislike.
i need reimu
Alright.
Masterful
>star wars is relatively mature compared to spongebob
You sure about that?
he has a nice cock
Is Spongebob an allegory for Vietnam? Does Spongebob have references to Taoist philosophy? Are the villains of Spongebob standins for the Nazis?
How old were you when you were diagnosed?
Poe's law is in full effect.
I hate it.
I was a teen when I was diagnosed with OCD, but I don't know what that has to do with anything.
>she
Why does this have so many reploes ahahaha i dont even get the hjoke whos nobody btw i didnt play mario
aight you earned this (you) for successfully baited all those newfaggots
this
Nah, the -eh sound makes some sense. Like how Spanish native speakers will often put an e- in front of words that begin with s.
>>nobody:
this shitty fucking twitter meme is exactly '____ be like' and i fucking hate it.
fuck you
>Yea Forums in 2019
Bump
Unfortunately there's a fine line between gatekeeping and feeding attention whores and Yea Forums can't handle it. They either spoonfeed and let everything slide, or respond to obvious bait either obliviously or with the mistaken thought that since they know it's bait, their (you) doesn't count.
I was gonna say "based and redpilled" but then I realized how fucking niggerish "based" is too. Fuck that meme and fuck based. You're alright bro.
You faggots use the same memes
Memes is normie shit now. We're gonna turn back the clock and return to using image macros, and inside jokes
Always figured it was "so long, big bowser" as a kid. As an adult, I figured even the "so long" part was actually Japanese and he never literally said "so long", just something that sounded like it.
"Nobody: " - Nobody said, nothing. This would imply that somebody did in fact say something due to double negative.
the absolute STATE of this "board"
>this sort of post will probably show up more often now
There is no cure for cancer.
thanks man, you pretty alright too my dude
>xhe's
When will it end
there was an interview with Nomura, Sephiroth was controlling Jenova entirely from the start. It is really fucking stupid but unsurprising when you look at the godawful writing the entire series has. Just look at Final Plothole 8 which was like a year after
>twitter screen cap
>instant 300 plus replies
when did this website die?
Doesn't it have to be specifically concentrated helium and not helium mixed with oxygen, otherwise you just painfully suffocate as normal?
What a gay bitch
Based, epic win, and redpilled. I will make sure to like, comment, upvote, subscribe, yeah!, and drop a (you).
Wow, one extremely small aspect of the game.
Cringe but also unironically made me chuckle
5-10 years ago
The voice clip definitely has more of a long A sound than a long E that you'd hear in king
It sounds way more like "so long-a, bowser", fitting mario's "accent"
I fucking hate you and your low hanging fruit drivel. Go back to plebbit or, god forbid, ifunny. You are not funny with your flavor of the month meme format
>hazing
literally youtube tier
based deflector
lurk more, freak
what the fuck
you managed to be so unfunny that it looped around and I laughed at you for being a dumbass
NECK YOURSELF
Unironically funnier than the election tourists retards who have been invading this website since 2014. Haha xd another pepe who says nigger XD
Sorry for the late reply, but here:
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I kept searching for "real hotel mario" thinking it was the title and I only found garbage, turns out it was the name of the channel. Thanks a lot user.
thank you for new pasta
I looked at this person's twitter and I'm pretty sure they're autistic or something.
dumb ESL
Wow, I miss 2016 Yea Forums so fucking bad.
Remember when this board was all about Trump and how based and redpilled he is?
What the fuck happened?
dubs
Gay isn't even a slur, does she think that lesbian or bisexual are slurs too? What the fuck is that hypersensitive bitch even smoking.
Also Mario says "So long, eh bowser?" hence why it sounds like
>"So lonG-AY bowser?"
It's the same as Pingas
>"SnooPING-AS usual I see"
The VAs just put too much emphasis on those parts.
BASED AND RED PILLED
Sneaked a twitter meme in the replies, nice.
>there are people that thought mario actually said "gay" and didn't know it was a miss heard meme
also "gay" isn't a slur. its what gay people call themselves. that's what g stands for in lgbt
this reminds me of that emo guy that got bullied by little kids to the point were he started crying
youtube.com
> Caring about ANY Yoko Taro shit
NEXT
MEME
fuck off normalfag
fuck off from my board
based
Biggest reason why gore threads should be mandatory: the post
This is the single greatest episode of the series. Lucky gun, I implore anyone to watch it.
I don't get it.
>gay is now a homophobic slur
put me in the screencap
Everything in Zelda. How a series of mostly unrelated stories make me consistently angry every time they find a new way to shit on Ocarina or Majora's Mask usually in that order is astounding.
And Hyrule Encyclopedia.
i always thought it was "so longsey bowsey"
Put me in the screencap
Hi /r/Yea Forums
Cole died for nothing
that's not Yea Forums retard it's twitter, look at their profile they are 100% serious, there isn't any irony
I don't even understand what this means but I can still tell it's cancer
autism
It's somehow better than a large majority of the memes that Yea Forums has been churning out since the election.
