Yea Forums I come with you with disturbing news. After playing EVERY Mario game, spinoff and sports title included...

Yea Forums I come with you with disturbing news. After playing EVERY Mario game, spinoff and sports title included, even the remakes, I've come to the startling conclusion. Mario. Hates. America.

Not ONCE in any of his games did he stop and say the pledge of allegiance or saluted the American flag!

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no shit retard he's japanese

dumbass

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>speaks perfect english

FUCK MARIO HE'S NOT TRUE AMERICAN FUCK USA USA USA

I want to pull his nose off

Yes, he WORE the American Flag.
But did he salute it?

yes

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That’s why I like him, though

>american education

>Is actually Italian
This is one of the few times I have been proud of being Italian.

Again, speaks PERFECT english.

>thanka you so much for to playing my game
dunno about that

That's not a salute.

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>Mario isn't American
>He hasn't watched the Super Mario Bros. Super Show

he is trying his best

He's doing it the wrong way.

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japanese company
japanese character

It’s a Roman salute

Then why is he doing it to the AMERICAN flag?

Yet he's Italian America from Brooklyn you silly mutt.

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American***

>perfect english
THANKAH YOU'S FORAH PLAYIN' MAH GAME

mama mia