I am in love with nuLara

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delet

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Too bad she's in love with a horse

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She looks like she fucks them...

Fake news

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>the idealized (thus extremely unrealistic) Brit
>Wears burger flag meme

>being this perma Yea Forumsrigin
lmao

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why the fuck is she wearing a yank top instead of a uk one?

Because you're gay and irrelevant.

I'm 29 and never had sex or gf. Not fat. Not basement dweller. Explain my situation.

have never tried "hard enough"
not given less of a fuck than necessary

She's literally from London m8

When I was in secondary school like 6 years ago there was a girl in the 6th form (whatever year you guys are 17/18 in high school for you yanks) who looked EXACTLY like NuLara, super fucking hot

Also my gf looks like Yennefer from TW3 only with brown hair instead of black

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Fair enough. Is it too late for me now due to lack of experience?

Stop browsing /r9k/

I only come to Yea Forums and Yea Forums and I only started coming here in general 2 years ago.

>Yea Forums
Ah, that explains it

Asocial? Ugly? Shit location? Mentally ill? Personal choice?
Lots of reasons you can be a virgem at 29 without much effort.

Fuck, I LOVE the american flag! Those colors look amazing on women.

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But I only started coming here in general since I was 27

Guardian of light Lara is the best

Unrelated to the thread, but I agree with your sentiment 1000%
Stirs up some good old PATRIOTISM even though I don't give a shit about anything else inherently American

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how?

>Cellulite
>On her arms
Ew

Honest question. Is Tomb Raider dead now due to poor sales of Shadow?

have sex

I'm 29 and never had sex :/

Is that an offer big boy?

If you have $200 in cash you have no excuse. Hell you could make do with a lot less.

I once made out with a girl that looked like nuLara. God I was in love with her.

Maybe he doesn't want to fuck a random hooker? For some people losing V is not as important as finding a girl you like.

she was at her worst in last game.
true.

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Still shit , post again when she gets her Lara Croft tits back

>Looks BOMBIN' at 14
>Already on the downward slope when she became legal
Top fucking cock

I need an emotional connection to find someone attractive

She has a great body, I wish the devs actually showed it in the game.

Best Lara coming through

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waiting for mods which give Lara z-cup anime tiddies

Squenix will probably just reboot it again in a few years. I can't see them making another nuLara game, given how underwhelming sales and critical response were.

I want to tie up your wife and fuck her navel

Your wife is a maniac who will slaughter everyone with a bow and arrows while posting as victim.

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She can do this

And i love her!

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>le special someone
Hookers are no different from regular women. They're still prostituting themselves to you for money and attention. Both you and her can be replaced.
If the sight of a hot sexually open woman doesnt get your dick hard then damn bro you have some problems to fix

call me when there are mesh mods and physics mods to bring her actual boob size back

Get out of your confort zone bitch

and that's a good thing

Its the emotional connection I want not the sex

In what way? Tell me what to do.

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Post feet

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I want to lick her legs

>not soles

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not gonna lie I only bought the new games because of her

I hate HATE US bikini.

i love that SFM webm of her fucking a kid

You see Lara in your bedroom like that. What you will do?

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Get to know yourself and get out, meet people, talk to people. If that doesn't work, commit seppuku

fuck her in her tight little asshole

Inseminate

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Put a blanket over her. If she sleeps like that, she will catch a cold.

Your wife is both a psychopath and an exhibitionist.
And she was cuter in the reboot.

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whistle for my horse

Hug her and impregnate her with the force of a thousand suns.
She looks like shit there.

>make E3 trailer for nu-raider
>90% of it is excessive moaning
>entire crowd of virgin spergs is trying to hide their boners

BASED

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>being a Yea Forums dweller
what a mystery this is

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No U

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>Not fat. Not basement dweller.
These things aren't the cause they're a symptom. It's an implication that your such an anti-social neet, whose been consumed so much be trolling and meme'ry, that you've become an obnoxious cunt who no sane person can stand being around for more than a minute.

I wanna be a horse so badly

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Stop breathing life into this meme

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sorry but this is canon

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>le special someone
Not even that. But personally I don't even care for sex if not with someone I like. If it's just for the sex then I might aswell just be home and jerk off instead. Same shit less hassle.

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My friend of good taste, please link sauce

there is no way she could run around like that without getting raped constantly

>meme
user you just haven't seen nuLara's greatest adventure yet.

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neigh neigh neighneigh neigh

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I want to marry her so much.

>this tryhard beastiality fag

Chameleonhops

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I want to be between them

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Wow this guy is good

Yeah hes an SFM wizard

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>sfm
>posts blender

Mod where?

Where did i say that what i posted is SFM?

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W-what is Lara doing?

Nice damage control faggot.

Hurts to look at this. Reminds me of a girl I like that is most likely getting fucked like this by her boyfriend now. It hurts man.

Women are just as horny as men. It is just programmed inhibition

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She was built to take big horse cock

Really bland compared with Big Titty OG Lara.

Shh, don't tell Yea Forums about Milfy City

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This. OG lara would take control and fuck you. New lara makes you do the work.

its okay it'll hurt less when you hit the age of 18

>Woman are just as horney as men
Fucking bullshit. If they were then prostitution would never have existed

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You can see the exact moment my cream fills her womb

I'm 26. First girl I geniunely fell in love with.

You sound like a faggot so i can't blame her for dropping your whiny ass.

make a baby

Since it wasn't made by crystal dynamics, I'd assume they would just mostly the ignore the poor sales and make another nu-lara with CD once they finish with the marvel avengers game.
Possibly the point where she actually "becomes the tomb raider" like they've been hinting towards for so long to boost interest and sales.

H O R S E D
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I wanna be dominated by sassy, strong, confident and big tit Lara so bad. I wouldn't even rape nu-Lara. Her whining would kill my boner.

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Nice reading comprehension faggot

babies are smelly

>bare tits look like shit
Why do these games never get good nude mods?

Imagine living in a world where Lara Croft is a chestlet.

Worst timeline.

Wrong. women get fucked tons. Except its only with Chad.

betaboys like you have to pay.

>your wife fucks horses

>muh huge tittays
pleb tier shit

>tfw not a horse

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I remember the first time I saw a girl naked, we were making out and she took her bra off
Titties flopped down, saggy as shit, horrible nipple placement, looking back she HAD to see the sheer disappointment on my face, but she kept going anyway.
Ever since then I've found lingerie to be erotic as fuck, if a woman has nice lacy lingerie I get hard as fuck, I'd rather pull the panties to the side and keep her bra on or undone in the back

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Imagine climbing and jumping aroung with giant milkers.

kys

>sorry but this is canon
You know the face modeller really needs to see this.

tits > ass

Ew no

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>Imagine climbing and jumping aroung with giant milkers.
Imagine the screenshots!!!

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ur gay

I like all kinds of tits anons, but you gotta admit Lara Croft isn't Lara Croft without her trademark milkers.

Oh God. I have a fetish for older milfs with skin that lightly sags.
blue veins in their hands.
neck has little wrinkles and sags a bit. The stretch marks on their ass.

Muh dick.

2B is garbage. Cheap whore.

I prefer nu-lara over the original
t. 26 year old zoomber

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No, I don’t.

Wake her up with slap on the ass

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see how far my tongue can make it up her asshole

also, since we have body mods for the latest tomb raider how long until someone makes a body that has her big titty proportions? and breast physics? i might get it if it has big tits and jiggle

>Imagine climbing and jumping aroung with giant milkers.
Imagine the screenshots!!!
>ur gay
Says the man hand lover
Just ew you freak.

Caroline>nu-Lara

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I can't help but think there's a bit of irony that nuLara is far more sexualized than oldlara ever was

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That's because old Lara was sexualized in a very tacky and cheesy 90's way. NuLara is sexualized in a more grounded and believable matter. She looks like a real girl which makes it easier to fantasize about.

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BASED
Sucks the faggot making the game is taking a 2 month break

I only started coming here 2 years ago though

I don't act like that whatsoever in real life. I'm normal. I work in HR.

That's icstor and patreon weg dev in general for you. I'm surprised he hasn't dropped it entirely yet like with his other games. Though that could still happen.

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get grossed out by that ass shape and leave

Another user told a really similar story a couple of weeks ago, but in his story, she immediately saw his look, left, and that was the last he ever saw of her.

The real thing that excites me about this mod is that it means it's possible for someone to mod in a really classic TR outfit.

Jews. I'm 20 and in the same situation. I have anxiety, I'm asocial and I'm working on a career.
But ultimately it's the Jews' fault.

Nice video game thread retard, kill yourself

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>Play this
>She is the only character that doesn't looks like shit to me
Fun ride doing all the shit related to her for some reason. Not used to playing VN like shit either so I guess that helped

She has been on the village for a whole week, also it's on her designated 15minutes of rest imposed by the chief.

>I'm normal. I work in HR.
Pick one.

Rollin'

Most people just keep talking about mommies but the sisters are always better than anyone else in his games, at least for me. I play Jap VNs and wegs every now and then. Though I wish more Jap dating sim VNs and VNs that have older characters got translated. I'm tired of high school romance VNs.

nah, I got laid at thirty for the first time.

The wealth of Jap VNs that never get translated is a sad thing indeed

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I guess but I don't remember playing dressup in any of old Laras games.

How did she react?

What game is it? I mean I know it's by Icstor but what should I search to find a good build?

Rollin around

There are so many VNs that I'm interested in but the majority of them never get translated. The ones where you manage a village/city or you're the manager of some apartment complex look interesting for example but instead of getting those we get "High School retard gets a harem" #3673356. And the worst thing is that you can't date the teacher most of the time and if you can then it's most likely some loli who's actually 20+ or it's in a fucking fandisc which never gets a translation and her route is only 4h long. I have nothing against the people who enjoy them since I do as well but it's getting tiring seeing similar VNs getting translated while the more interesting ones are left aside.

Is Milfy City's woman model based on Lara Croft? That game is terrible, anyway.

Exactly how I feel mate, the variety of stuff that is made by the japs and then all the stuff people who can't read moon runes get is the same highschool harem setting shit. Once in a blue moon you hear of something different and interesting getting a translation but it's still disheartening that so much will never see the west

I also require this information

>Tons of incest vns featuring moms
>None of them get translated despite the fact that mom wegs are making thousands of dollars per month
I don't get it. Why are vn localizers so scared of translating vns that have older women?

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Pretty much. Shame this thing here will prob never get finished, but at least it existed period I suppose.

sbirgo sburgoo

Good thing giving her more realistic proportions kept men from sexualizing her, huh?

>shota goblin
Every time

Because it is extremely difficult to market these things in the West, mainly because of the rules of credit card companies. Basically they prohibit certain sexual content because they are associated with a very large rate of dropouts and refunds.
Even erotic literature is extremely censored in the West and you will not find anything being sold in large stores that involve incest, for example.
Credit card operators have the power to block the development of certain markets in the entire West and they do it constantly.

What the hell is a weg? Urban dictionary gives me "wide evil grin" and google says it's a company.

Well at least there's rpgm stuff, even though a lot of people hate it I still like it. Lots of stuff getting fantranslated and translated oficially. Some of them are quite creative while others are just about slutting it up and riding the cock carousel while the mc's bf/husband is oblivious to it all. They're still quite fun because I like corruption and don't really hate NTR that much unless it's really ridiculous.

Western erotic game.

Western Erotic Game my innocent user

HORSE!

HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE!!

HOOOOOOORSSSEE

H O R S E !!!!

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>western
No wonder I don't know, I stay away from western porn

SAUCE PLS

SotTR with all DLC version for $20 when?

Ryll

Holy shit mates you lost hard.

Well there are incest vns that got translated and released officially, but they mostly include brother-sister romance. For example:
mangagamer.com/detail.php?goods_type=0&product_code=70
They were also selling Hypno-training My Mother and Sister but took it down.

It doesn't also have to be incest mom-son vns. I just want some vns featuring older women. Just give me something instead of the same school romance setting you god damn fucks.

Rolli

i'm so mad that guy switched from naughty and horny Lara who took initiative and was really into it to Quiet who is literally a lifeless model that just gets pounded, it's so god damn boring fucking hell. He needs to go back

There is no guard against the imminent cultural appropriation.

Can anyone source this one out ?

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Probably leeterr

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Maybe a heavy modded Honey Select model?

Bring her a bowl of eggs.

I am in love with Fuuka Yamagishi!

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What about asses? How do you guys feel about asses?

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NuLara's butt in that nude mode? It looks terrible.

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keep saying it