Build the optimal 4-man party based on zodiac signs

Pisces confirmed slut class.

you seem quite sensitive to me

>Tank
Taurus
>Support
Gemini
>Rogue
Scorpio
>Warrior
Leo
Has all elements accounted for. Aquarius might be a better healer but Gemini would just be fun for the twin gimmick.

If you're gonna give me the zodiac, at least have the decency of giving the Chinese one and not this Taurus shit.

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Now imagine having to spend your last birthday in a bunker on top of that :(

4 Libras, the most balanced team.

>tfw Taurus

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Capricorn here.
Seems like Taurus is just a better version of me. Fuck.

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>sign
>top 3 games

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>Leo
>I'm none of those things

Ok

Four Scorpios.

I'm not sensitive you absolute faggot. I don't start crying at the slightest fucking touch like this implies nor am I "sensual", which I'd imagine means some sort of overly depraved, lustful degenerate.

5 geminis

I want a Taurus (male) to dominate me (male) and destroy my ass with his penis.

>Virgo
>Successful
Virgo NEET reporting in

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whats your sign bro

>tfw virgo

>it's a perfect description, he's just tsundere

I'm an Aries.

I'm Leo and none of that is correct

>libra
>indecisive
Pretty much spot on.
Party: Taurus, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius

user, you're on Yea Forums, of course you're a massive degenerate. You're also crying about not liking a description of shit made up by girls, so you must be pretty sensitive. Just accept the slut life.

>posting the outdated zodiac dates

Star signs are retarded, i'm a virgo and have none of those traits.

no.
you're just a dumb boomer. so in a way they got it right (stubborn)

>mfw Capricorn and the only thing that image got right was the stubborn part

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Who makes a better paladin, Aquarius or Leo?

>Self-reliant
>Poweful
>Dominant

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Obviously leo, aquarius is too autistic for the job.

But the MSM tells me that's what all women are.

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Aquarius is heretical as fuck.

Aquarius is only for Alchemists and Engineers

Virgo solo, succesful is the only trait I need.

>Scorpio
I'm dependant and submissive, this is why the zodiac is just bullshit.

>game update changes classic mechanics

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>be Leo
>anything but the description

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>Ophiucus meme
If you're going to add it might as well add Cetus.

dang my zodiac sign is actually accurate cancer

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>libra; irresistible
>kissless virgin at 29

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>Be Virgo for years
>New Patch
>Now Leo
What is going on here? Someone give me a quick rundown?

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From your post alone it sounds lke they hit the nail right on the head.
You oversensitive little bitch.

>Aquarius
Wizards and engineers
This sound right?

I don't know man, having a paladin Alex Jones sounds fun as fuck
>You've turned the frogs gay for long enough, villain!

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spaceplace.nasa.gov/starfinder2/en/

NEETdom is the ultimate success though.
You free yourself from the kikes.

Necromancers. They're autistic fucks.

Do you suffer from depression, avolition and anhedonia?

I can live with that.

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>he plays on babby's difficulty

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What the fuck is an Aries anyway?

not him but i'm a 22 year old virgin because of anxiety
back in high school i touched many of titties and butts but never actually said yes to any dates

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Why does that meme always feature Monster when Rockstar Punched Guava is clearly superior?

In astrology language, your Sun sign dictates your zodiac personality, while your Moon sign, the second most important influence in your horoscope chart after the Sun, represents your emotions, your inner mood. And the two together strongly influence your emotional mode of operation

You need to study your Moon sign too guys

Any games incorporating zodiac signs? inb4: violated heroine

Which dates are the correct dates though?

Majority of serial killers are Scorpios

As an Aquarius can confirm.

Sims 1 and 2.

wrong

fft

Scary how accurate this is.

Wasn't Virgo 22 September?

Do what i did and go on plenty of fish, it's like Tinder but much trashier, you'll easily be able to find a village bike single mum that'll sleep with you.

Is there a worse feeling then being born Virgo? Its like the stars are mocking you

as much as i like milfs i'm good i don't wanna have sex with someone that i don't plan to stay with

What the fuck does any of that mean?

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It's just a bunch of vague, generalized bullshit like the OP's one, user.

Im like him, 29 kissless virgin.
My issues are mostly what i wrote before and originate from: school bullying and father's physical/emotional abuse.
I just dont trust people. To make it worse, a missed a few chances to hook up with a girl or two. The earliest opportunity to get a kiss was at 13, when my cousing had a birthday party and her friend was really bubbly. I denied that on the pretext of propriety.
As it goes in psychology - we often feel sense of regret over things we did not do.

More like
>possesses irresistible repulsion
>adventurous in solitude
>indecisive about fixing oneself
t. libra

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DUDE

>2 stubborn members
replace Taurus with Leo, and you're good

sorry to hear about you getting bullied mate i hate to admit it but in high school i was a terrible bully and i regret all of it

actually, the moon sign was considered the "main" sign for a long time. nowadays they use the sun sign instead, because its easier to calculate.

>mfw 28 years old kissless virgin but no tragic origin story like anons, just plain and simple loser

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Consider a Taurus Sun, Pisces Moon
A bullish brute on the outside, with an inner volition towards hard living, but deep inside he just wants to cuddle

Oh i didn't use the place with that intention, i've never slept with anyone that really like or want a relationship with at the time. You just realise certain things later that you didn't before. Even the ones that turn out to be village bikes will claim to "want a relationship", etc, etc. It's later on you realise every other in town has had a turn.

Any fellow Sagittarius chads in here?

Cancerchads > Scorpiocucks

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The only thing that i can see from this image to be true is Scorpio - totaly accurate picture of my aunt.

>Aquarius
>The water bearer
>Air
>Literally a bucket of water
>Air
>Straight up just actual H20
>Air
chart maker a retard

Okay but which dates are actually the legit ones, the one in the OP or the "patched/updated" dates somewhere else in the thread? Cos now i don't know if i'm a Virgo or a Leo.

one day we'll all find that milf for us all

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>he's a sag
oh my days you poor devil

>Capricorn Paladin
>Virgo Artificer ( dnd.wizards.com/articles/unearthed-arcana/artificer-revisited )

>Cancer Cleric/Priest
>Sagittarius Mage (me)

Depends on the year you were born, the world wobbles in vibration with the house of Jupiter which is why the dates change every few decades when Uranus crosses Jupiter

i've never slept with anyone that i didn't like or didn't want a relationship at the time.*

>Cancer
>Friend oriented
Ha ha...

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Name one thing wrong with Sagittarius (Here is a tip, you can't)

who t-square masterrace here?

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>TFW indecisive libra
List is accurate

September 12th 1987

I feel you bro.
Goddamn I hate being a pisces.

>be Leo
>be neither creative, nor popular, nor faithful
good image op

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every other guy*

>Leo
>Popular
Looks like I'm the living proof that this chart is bullshit

>strategy and artillery support
Cancer
>foot soldier
Scorpio
>logistics and diplomacy
Leo
>Spying, sabotage and spec-ops
Libra

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pretty much me to a t, yeah. I've gone to therapy like 2 years ago and gott meds and such. but it all feels the same.
w-we'll make it through, right? h-haha
you too eh?

it's all too much to bear, bros

>Free
I suffer from crippling anxiety
>Sensual
I'm a virgin and as far as I'm concerned no person has any interest in me
>Sensitive
I'm most certainly a miserable fuck but I'm also jaded as hell

Horoscope is for 40-yo moms, hope you guys don't believe in this shit

Its not that you are not, its that you have not applied yourself to actually trying to do those things.

Princess Maker or something like that does.

It kinda got better in last two years of school - there was a shuffle of class groups. Bullying kinda stopped, some actualy made a reverse and warmed up a bit. Also, from what i have heard and seen, most of my bullies are kinda regretting it. Cant blame them - they had issues in their families too.
Dont sweat it dude. Thats me right now with my degree.

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>leo
>creative
>popular
>faithful
Zodiacs are bullshit

Cope

>Be gemini
>villain of campaign

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Which sign is hardest to play?

>racism for women

...maybe

Cancer

Forever the tryhard baby no one takes seriously as the Scorpio chad bangs your dream gf

Gemini sounds like hardmode on Yea Forums

>Astrology morons being retarded and wrong

Still does not prove anything wrong with being the best one

Like pottery

Astrology is all bullshit anyways, just do what makes you happy and don't let some title based on your date of birth bind you

>tfw born on a leap year over the atlantic, inbetween timezones

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I dont. My mother does.

Also, if you have crippling anxiety, seek counceling/psychotherapy - helps, a lot.

Pisces and Virgo are always the biggest divas.

>caring about Homosuck
>chad anything

leo seems to be the easiest unless you're ugly or mentally ill

Ophiucuschads, rise up.

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Pisces: Mage.
Leo: Tank.
Scorpio: Rogue
Capricorn: Healer

>Scorpio
>An animal found on the land
>Water
>An animal commonly found in the desert
>Water
Seriously what the fuck, literally every other element would make more sense

>tfw Taurus -> Aries

Wtf is this class change

Born on uncertain day at uncertain time in uncertain place to certain parents...
The first part of the prophecy fulfilled...

Sure is

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Final Fantasy Tactics is literally the only one i know of

>Cancer
Typical hero, legendary magic, sword and shield
>Scorpio
Sadistic tsundere, plant magic, specimen vials
>Aquarius
Kuudere/autistic genius, wind magic, machinations
>Taurus
Gyaru tank, stone magic, ballista/large blunt object
they're all girl (male)s btw

yep
Saint Seiya (watch it instead though)
FF12 even has Ophiuchus

>Virgo
>successful

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Probably Cancer

Because well, lmao cancer, and also a fucking crab vs shit like two ladies, a goat, a bull etc.

a ram retard

hello spergo virgo

>mfw my sign taurus is actually me spot-on
I nearly exclusively play damage dealers. I mained healers, supports and tanks for years.
If noone else wants to and there isn't something like a leveling-, gearing- or preparation-wall, I can still go tank or healer and I expect zero whining since I'm only playing them to be nice.
I got tired of playing support when I realized that it both leaves me defenseless in most games, and that the majority of players expect you to be a submissive bitch and I don't care to respond to such behavior.
This said I mainly play damage because I'm decent at it, and because it translates into pretty much every videogame. There isn't -always- even one tank or support, or they're boring to play, but there's always a multitude of damage dealers.

Judge me.

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Nah i made that up, but could you imagine, how all this fate mumbo jumbo wouldnt even apply to you and every fortune hoodoo teller fuck would be like welp lol idk

Cusp niggas where we at?
Scorpio/Libra dualclass here, get fucked single classers.

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It feels like playing broken speech build or not knowing how to apply it properly.

>typical hero
>this is what cancercucks think

Which one is best to start with?

means your a cusp. so have traits of both
i'm libra-scorpio

What about Aquarius, it's a fucking bucket filled with water.

>bard
virgo
>bard
aquarius
>bard
gemini
>bard
leo
what else does a party need?

>have a more rational motivation than the protags

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Cuspers be like "I'm speshul!" like darling no x

Why does nobody like us, cancerbros?

They would just look at cards/crystal ball/whatever and see a massive middle finger.

>10 tabs of shitposting open

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tfw i'm the complete opposite of my zodiac sign, ares

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You guys read this?

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>TAURUS
>TAURUS
>AND TAURUS

TAURUS CHADS!!!!! Where we at!!!?!?

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That graph is wrong though. Many signs have the wrong start/end date.

>Supp
Cancer
>Close range Deeps:
Scorpio
>Long range Deeps:
Virgo
>Tank
Capricorn

4 Pisces max charisma and use the power of love to win all encounters

>Cancer
Cancers are the loser bitter friend that is somehow always forgotten even if their friends like them, then turns into a villain out of bitterness.

Taurus (bull (me))
Virgo (cuck (you))
Gemini (the bitches I fuck (your mom and your sister))
Cancer (this board

Durrrrr
Don’t be a faggot and read the corpus hermetica and the emerald tablets of Hermès

Cancers are just inferior Scorpios and tsundere because of that fact.

Don't forget about the.secret unlockable Ophiuchus

>horse cock Sagittarius now
>would be serpent bearer in new system

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Fuck. Are you me?

I will only destroy and breed you if you look like a 10/10 girl (if you are actually are a guy) or are a natural girl, then any is fine.

Literally any sign but a gemini
>gemini

Where are my fellow Pisces chads? Also reminder that cusps literally do not exist and they are made up by faux doreen virtue types to make loser outsiders feel special.

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>I'm not sensitive you absolute faggot.
>says the fishfaggot as he replies to bait posts

unless you're a girl I wouldn't worry about it

Based

>Scorpio with Cancer gf
Cute!
>Cancer with Scorpio gf
Never fucking ever lmao

Is Gemini the most hated sign on Yea Forums?

*ehem*
FUCK geminis
and fuck twinpeople

>on Yea Forums

I am a Geminichad and everything in the image about me is absolutely correct. You can't even compete.

I don't get this picture, please explain it to me so I understand what this picture means and what it means.

Based

cringe

>those Scorpio traits
All i see is woman with a whip, clad in blood red bikini armor.

>be literally any other sign
>win
gg ez

>Capricorn
>6'9''
>410 lbs
>3 plate bench
>top 3 games: baldurs gate 2/soa, crisis core, voidspire tactics
>top 3 movies: the matrix, hardcore henry, nightstalker
>half hispanic, half white
>favorite weapon: rapier (and buckler or armored bracer)
R8 and post yours, LFG

>implying Scorpiobitches don't throw themselves at Cancerchads big meaty claws at every opportunity

Virgo as Tactician
Libra as Dancer
Leo as Bard
Sagittarius as Archer

They specialise in indirect fighting

Ey what? Why taurus gets four?
Greedy nigger!

Everything is there
The signs, the colours, the inner-outer and the distance between. Spiritual geometry.

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>mental condition: autism

>Taurus has 4 traits
Balance this shit

Yes, actually.

>leo
>177cm/5'10" (ouch)
>75kg/165lbs
>82.5kg/185-190lbs bench
>top 4 games: rayman 2, deus ex, starcraft, ut2004
>top 4 movies: edge of tomorrow, the hunt, fellowship of the ring, leon the professional
>european
>favorite weapon: double barreled shotgun

Nope I don't get it.
t. Saggitarius

Do I have to use a stupid ass bow?

>be leo
>have multiple (You)'s itt
Feels good man

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NEVER
EVER

Are you playing FF Tactics or something OP?

no shit cancers are sensitive, we have literally the worst name for a zodiac sign possible, i'd rather it be called shitfucking cuntwad than literally "cancer"

You have some good taste.

Scorpio is the worst. Fuck scorpios. Theyre all fucking faggots

t. Cancer forever inferior to Scorpiochads

If you didn't want to use a stupid ass bow then you shouldn't have been born a Sagittarius

>t. Seething and obsessed yet tsundere Cancer

also are you a giant?

Scorpios are the most likely to commit pre-meditated murder

Can use rifle or crossbow.

not him but im Capricorn

frog detected

No guns, you can use a crossbow but thats basically playing in easy mode

if you're then you do too, big guy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frog_and_the_Mouse
>The Frog is shown to attempt murder of unsuspecting animals for its own nefarious gain
biblehub.com/revelation/16-13.htm
biblehub.com/revelation/16-14.htm
>The Frog is symbolic of demonic impure spirits originating from false prophets and those opposed to God
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpius
>The Scorpion comes from the Gods, battling a Hunter who wishes to kill all animals for their own reputation and ego, and kills the Hunter at the cost of its own life
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog
>The Scorpion comes from a River Bank, tricking a Frog who wishes to kill animals for their own gain, and kills the Frog at the cost of its own life
>Due to propaganda and lies, the Scorpion is called a treacherous being by nature
Daily reminder that, the scorpion did absolutely, objectively, literally nothing wrong.

Someone needs to make a game (or heck even a book series would be fun) about some kind of clash between the solar-centric and lunar-centric zodiacs. Obviously set in a world where it's not just randnom nonsense.

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Gemini on drums, Pisces on bass guitar, Aries on lead, and Scorpio on vocals.

The guy that did Monogatari did.
It was fucking shit.

Wrong.
>have scorpio friend known since kids
>used to be best buds
>over time he changed
>he became a furry
>he became a g-fur
>he became an inquisitive asshole
>he started taking everything out of context and twisting words
>he started getting a superiority complex acting like hes the hottest shit
>he started becoming an entitled shit becoming a passive agressive cunt anytime anyone doesnt give him what he wants or makes a suggestion different to his own ideas
>he started browsing /pol/ and it lives rent free in his head
>he watched all of MLP and started trying to shove that shit on everyone
>startrd spouting /fit/ memes and got a gym membership just to talk shit about how fit he is despite never going
>he started talking about soul vore out of nowhere and got mad when I called him a degenerate freak
>he treats his family like shit, always arguing and shouting and has made death threats to them
FUCK SCORPIOFAGS throw those cunts to the trash like I did.

>pisces
>most often play a chill healbot or support
>not a woman nor a tranny and only slightly gay
Inv pls!

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manlet but otherwise good answers and stats

>t. Cancercuck seething that Scorpio-senpai won't notice them

Etotama is kinda related.

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Thanks. And yeah I am.

My dad is seven feet tall, I get it from his side.
>tfw hitting my head on the doorframes when going into new places
Feels bad man. Not all places, but some older buildings.

you have to explain this to the rest of us my fella.

Virgo was until sep 23, whoever made this clearly fucked up

tfw Sagittarius

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>tfw Taurus
>tfw I love everyone and want all kinds of good things to everyone, even those who are rude and mean to me. I want all kinds of beautiful things to you. Yes, you.

I'm not that stubborn, I have my own moral code and other people have theirs. And I like conversing with people who have different opinions than me, its fun!

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you'll be fine, better to be lanky than very short, as long as you're healthy

I want you to have a good day, user. You're alright.

>Aquarius
>air

?

Everyone underrestimates Cancer, but the day of the claw is coming, you fucking assholes. Prepare to be snipped

>INFP
All true except I don't play MMOs and
>cried for 4 days cause a celebrity died
The fuck is that? That just sounds straight up delusional.

He'll yeah brother

this desu

Gemini - Support
Virgo - DPS
Scorpio - Tank
Cancer - Healer

Thanks for those, but they're not exactly what I had in mind.

I thought of ordinary people who are, actually governed by those personality traites. Including a clash of sorts as different clans, countries, or even maybe just families uphold their own zodiacs.

Everyone who reads/plays gets to pick sides with his fellow zodiacs, but also explore the duality of another group seeing him in a completely different light with a different group of soul buddies.

t. Best buds with someone who matches me both in the solar (Aqua) and lunar (Ox) zodiacs.

Yay
Thank you

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Taurus is the leader - they're stubborn, but not arrogant. They strongly believe in their own convictions and provide a center for the group.
Gemini is the DPS - while they can be unreliable and unpredictable at times, they come through in the end when push comes to shove. Any obstacles in the party's way that nobody else knows how to deal with, like locked doors or puzzles, they shine.
Pisces is the healer - they care about the group, but they aren't dependent upon the group. They don't get overly attached to one person.
Leo is the tank - he's not afraid to get into the thick of battle, but he overzealousness gets the best of him sometimes, he needs the other more cautious, level-headed party members to reign him in.

Not everything sticks. For me (INTP), the MMO one does not apply. If they did change it a bit:
>tries to solo all content
>leaves/gives up rather then party up
>overthinks
>spends more time thinking about content additions and improvements than playing the damn game

gay

>Four Scorpiochad warriors soloing and seeing who can do it the best

Aries: Brave person up to any challenge and won't waver
Aquarius: The brains to come up with new things of use
Gemini: 2 extra people in the group
Sagittarius: Compassionate person that meshs well with the group

Rude

>Taurus is the leader
Your party is going to be destroyed by literally anything that requires creativity and thinking outside of the box.

>they get cucked by the chad wizard they cant reach because he is flying
>they get deleted by one circle of death spell
Nice

>can write a fucking blog story to this chad
RENT FREE

I'm Aquarius but

>not innovative
>admired by literally nobody
>eccentric in all the wrong ways

T-thanks...

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Reject mediocrity become TAURIES

>he can't jump good

Not anymore faggot, now that Ive talked about it the process of acceptance and burial begins. JUST AS PLANNED.

Are you me?

You seem like a girly boy so you're admired more than other boys.

>Capricorn (Tank)
>Cancer (Healer)
>Scoprio (DPS)
>Gemini (Hybrid)

INTJ is literally me, I would sometimes leave groups if someone refused to follow directions. Needless to say I've never made any friends playing MMO's.

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I am very gay from time to time, yes

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>i-im not obsessed anymore about that dumb scorpio baka or anything
lmao

Reminder that your sun sign is only a small section of your overall zodiac chart and may be overwhelmed by other aspects

Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio, Aries

>Pisces male

I will take you on a nonsensical crazy emotional rollercoaster ride of bullshit

Just pick every third, lmao.
Haven't you guys played FFT?

>tfw virgo but no virgin

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Always thought I was an aquarius but my gf who is super into this dumb shit told me all my planets were in capricorn. The rabbit hole of astrology is incredibly deep and pointless.

4 Scorpios. They will either completely sabotage each other or band together to fuck up everyone else. Either way it will be amusing to see.

That's why we have Gemini and Pisces.

You are without a doubt a whining faggot.

But Taurus won't listen to it's party because it's stubborn.

My mother told me the exact same thing. Is that like an astrology meme?

You ever notice only stupid people believe the month you were born in affects someone's character. Like, I'm not saying the belief itself is stupid, though it is, I'm saying it attracts people who are already stupid.

There's a difference in stubborn and arrogant. Taurus is down to earth, he's practical. If he can't solve something, he'll keep trying to solve it, but he'll eventually realize he can't do it wihtout his party members

I am ENFP and Taurus: Yay

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>ive never had a friend for over 20 years basically die and be replaced with a skinwalker
Oh sorry i mean
>ive never had a friend

These things are as accurate as a MBTI test. Unless your are a 15 year old girl, I wouldn't worry about it.

>jumplets sperging out about friends
wew

Librachad here, AMA
Yes, i'm attractive IRL

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Reminder that in the millennia since the Babylonian civilization codified their astrology, the Earth's rotation has shifted and the zodiac signs are all off by one.

How do I avoid using teeth when I suck dick?

I pick four Gemini
Now I have a versatile team of eight.

Apparently aquarius was my sun sign but the planet locations are also influential. It is a massive meme but capricorn suits my personality better in most aspects so who knows.

Give us some sources to find out then

Aries is 100% true for me, I hate relying on people and like doing stuff or getting it on my own, I'm not afraid to square up, and I'm rather impulsive although I've calmed down with it as I got older.

It's kinda like whistling, purse your lips somewhat.
It helps if you have larger/softer ones. Thats where the term DSL comes from.

based leotards

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I think more the issue I have is that its pretty much centered around MMOs. Sorry I'm bad at explaining, that's why I said the rest was true.

Even if it is trivial, make sure you retards are what you are too, i went years thinking i was something else before getting into the /x/ meme
astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php

this sites pretty accurate, stupidly detailed too. The only way to really understand it is through study which is fucking hard

they throw vague words at you and if you want to believe you will always find parts in your life or personality to validate it so naturally naive people stick to it.
It also gives validation for negative traits, it's the stars' fault i'm a bad person!

Aquarius is the autistic engineer class with the machine gun or a maverick class.

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>put your name, time and date of birth, and place of birth into this random form linked from Yea Forums

Ever seen East Asian education results, IQ results and such?
People there place so much belief into zodiacs and blood-type defined personality they will willingly divorce someone or leave a job because of it.

People just naturally try to find abstractions for complex things (like a personality). Whether it's going by someone's looks, their native country, the year and month they were born, which blood-type they have or what results they get on arbitrary psychological tests. We currently don't have a way to do this in any real objective way, so whether it's MBTI, zodiac or RGB shade of hair you use to determine something about someone's personality, the results are equally (objective) bull and (satisfying curiosity) good at the same time.

yeah that's the one

You glow in the dark.

>Everyone of my bullies have been either Aries and Scorpios were always nearby to watch my suffering encouraging the behaviour

Fuck Aries and fuck Scorpio

High IQ/Education=/=intelligence
There's a reason book smart isn't considered proper intelligence. You can be knowledgeable about all variety of subjects and still be a dumbass. such as myself.

What sign you are yourself?

I actually don't know my real birthday since I'm a foster kid and it was never noted down. Also don't know if my birth mother even named me so maybe I'm immune to Death Notes.

works without name input i just found out but find another website if you like, most serve the same function.

You get to name yourself and be your own person. That sounds great.

Cancer

Thank you. It's hard when you have big front teeth.

Astrologyfags roast me please

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No worries bugs

as an aquarious i can confirm this, we are all literally autistic machine freaks

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This is too autistic for me. I must not really be an Aquarian.

Is your friend fucking Sonicfox?

>High IQ/Education=/=intelligence

IQ is the intelligence quotient. Having high IQ means you are more intelligent than you should be at your age.

Reality is that just like zodiac calendars and MBTI tests, deciding the IQ of an individual is something we can define, but can't actually solve. Hence it's just as much voodoo as any of the things mentioned ITT.

Plus, misidentifying smart people is quite easy, misidentifying genuine idiots is not. So you've always got that going for yourself.

All astrology is horseshit. You could put any traits on any of these fucking things and people would buy it.

They wanted to be chocked by your big meaty claw.

chinks arent human

i just wanna know my horoscope not how to transmute lead into gold what is all this bullshit

>5'10
>manlet
no

>AQUArius
>air
this is bullshit