How do I achieve this hair?

He just doesn't give up. I give an SSS for his dedication.

How do I achieve kino hair?

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be 45 years old

Does anyone have that gif or webm of Nero doing sick shit with Tomboy?

Stop using shampoo

genetics, a blow dryer and some decent pomade.

you can't. you either have it or you don't.

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yeah spray works but I don't like how sticky it might get and it's not good for your hair

sleep with curlers and loads of gel

Cut off your balls. Male pattern balding caused by testosterone

don't do this it creates mustard gas I guess

How do I achieve this physique

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Nothing is good for your hair.
My hair is fucking inflexible. It just doesnt want to accept any new position unless with I force it with spray. Wax and other shit does nothing.

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stop using conditioner and only use 2-in-1 body wash instead of your sister's shampoo

Go to a good salon

make a bunch of movies without a coherent plot structure that armchair philosophers will consider deep

how does your hair shape naturally when long?

Be trapped in the demon world for 20+ years while getting corrupted by a demon lord

Salt water spray, a comb, and hair wax / clay / pomade / whatever

Theyre pretty straight. I appereantly got thick hair, so it kinda looks fluffy/thick when long, but still straight. Almost anime.

wear helmet or ears protection
after month of daily work on a ship my hairstyle change to one from anime

Some xGen work my man

find yourself in a shitty game

>12 years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=3T_RdUPNg6k

After washing your hair use a bar of soap and run it through your bangs and top a bit. Helps the hair stick up depending on how much you want it.

run really fucking fast

>tfw balding and even without that hair is hard to manage and usually looks bad

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motivated

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you gotta burp a lot and suck the poison out of a little morty penis

wax

>mfw people are actually still balding
>tfw born with a hairline thats excessive that I actually need to maintain and pull back

lmao thank you based mom genetics being stronger than male genetics when it comes to hair

cutting my hair like Nero's trying to figure out exact length right now, willing to say it's about an inch.

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I'M WEEB RIIIIIICK

avid Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

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Be an Ice Ninja

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Frost's pussy must be pretty...cool

I wish i wasn’t balding

>mfw I can make a wild west vergil in rdo since it has a hairstyle exactly like that

Try pomade or hair shaping clay, depending on what texture you are aiming for. Pomade is shiny, clay is matte. In moderation, pomade is healthy for hair since it moisturizes the scalp while clay will dry it out (which is not healthy). If you're styling your hair regularly, give your hair a day or two to go unstyled to recuperate from the product you've used and the stress on your scalp. To get a hairstyle like Vergil, you'd need a lot of clay (for texture) and hair spray (for extra hold).

Use a separate shampoo and conditioner to help promote scalp health, and wash the conditioner out with cold water. Use a hair dryer to style your hair before using any product but without drying it completely (to prevent overdrying). Good luck.

She doesn't get wet, she gets hard

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Imagine actually being bald.

>finasteride or dutasteride
>minoxidil
>dermapen
>ketoconozole shampoo
>ru58841
There's really no reason to be bald at this point. Even if you have sides from fin/dut you can use ru58841 and the other treatments.

Imagine deriving a superiority complex from something that is purely genetics

Sick post bro

Blowdryer

if you want volume you'll need to blowdry after each shower. deal with it

shadows speaks, but in demon panther

>use them
>dick stops working, develop psychosis
>but at least I have have hair!

>tfw his bangs are at least 3-4 inches in length
nigga got long hair but its stylin

>side effect that is relatively rare, and persistent side effects being extremely uncommon, so you can just quit if you have them
>completely ignored the last sentence
Based retard.

>implying any antiandrogen won't have side effects
Minoxidil doesn't regrow shit, it just stops active balding, if yo managed to lose enough hair, it's too late anyway. Shampoos are a meme and dermapen does nothing for hair loss.