DMC will be goo-

>DMC will be goo-

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NOOOOOOO don't talk shit about my fischer price game!!!

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Oh boy here we go!

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2nd column is the easiest bingo I have ever seen

>literally replying to yourself

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Where’s the fedora? Where’s Anonymous? Where’s the political commentary?

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It fucking won't be. It looks like shit.

I agree. DmC is shit.

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Where's the SFM porn?!

DmC didn’t have a style system or even a taunt button though.

this is my prediction for Yea Forums

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But Kamiya himself said he wanted a Devil May Cry like Nu-God of War.

Good thing Kamiya wasn’t developing DMC5

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Where's the dentist video?

Where’s the abortion.

Wow, that screams "clickbait"

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It's a mix of both DmC2 and a sequel to DMC4. You have to be in denial to not be aware of the similitudes to DmC, since you have to admit that DmC was good in the first place.

Every fucking time.

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I want dante to be a gothic lolita

>Dante's demon scarf
>Nero with sweet surrender
>V fallen over
>cavelier instead of a horse
The details, man, that's good shit.

>dante is not batman and robin dante is a guy sitting on a garbage bin

Wouldn’t that be Kat?

You think the DMC generals on Yea Forums will go away on release? Shit is annoying and made me not wanna get it anymore.

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>old dante raising his stick in the mud zoomer son about life
>slowly rediscovers his love of pizza and crazy
>teaches this to his son
Kino

You browse them too much. Seeing the same memes and shitposts over and over again will do that.

I don't browse them at all I just see them 24/7 and wonder why they aren't on /vg/. Feels like viral marketing even when I know it isn't.

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use filters

Great

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Oh so you're retarded? Just ignore or filer threads faggot. Imagine getting buttblasted by the OP not even the shitty threads themselves.

Bloggers are still ass ravaged that the game they shilled so hard failed kek

I'll just hide them like always

I think after release we need to remade this with entire demonic family going into DT for the last pic.

DMC will only go away to /vg/ around th end of March. And it will return in April for a week or two when the Bloody Palace DLC drops.

>all this shitting on a game just a couple of days before release
Its RE2Remake all over again. Its gonna be a 10/10

So why did reviewers shill DmC so hard (besides the obvious)? And why do they continue to shill it years later? Is it because it's western?

DmC is shilled by Game Journos because:
>They genuinely dislike or don't care about Japanese games
>DMC fans hatefucked DmC into submission by throwing a multi-year tantrum over it and many Journalists caught hatemail and aggression from the fanbase whenever they covered or reviewed DmC
>They love winning points with fellow journos and game devs/publishers by shitting on consumers

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>it's ok to be blind to criticism when it's muh itsuno