You have presumably not read his works. I will quote a few passages which directly contradict you, in the hope that you will realise Nietzsche is actually based, and decide to read him.
>Nietzsche is:
>an anti-christian [like any marxist]
Christians: believe in equality before God, blessed are the poor
Marxists: believe in equal human rights, blessed are the proletariat
Nietzsche: "Equality to the equal; inequality to the unequal" -- that would be true justice speaking
>[Dude dont think long term like the life-denier christians, only the here and now matters OKAY!!]
Nietzsche: That which stood there aere perennis, the imperium Romanum, the most magnificent form of organization under difficult conditions that has ever been achieved, and compared to which everything before it and after it appears as patchwork, bungling, dilletantism.
>a nihilist [there is no truth, only interpretation, FACT!!!]
Nietzsche: Beyond Good and Evil -- at any rate that is not the same as "Beyond Good and Bad."
You will have to read the Genealogy of Morality to understand the distinction.
>an hedonist [Only this life matters!!1 live in the present moment to coom like my dancing vitalist idol, the great dyonisus!! teehee]
Nietzsche: Well-being as you understand it — that is no goal, that seems to us an end, a state that soon makes man ridiculous and contemptible…
>a narcissist
Not relevant to the value of his work
>[look how I analysed the totally non-judeo-christian-made concept of ''''''human nature''''' , Humanity is will to power!!! LE HECKIN INSIGHT]
Incoherent
>a jew glorifier ["The Jews, however, are beyond any doubt the strongest, toughest, and purest race now living in Europe."]
He noticed that Jews are powerful. Do you disagree?
>a postmodernist [values don't exist but reality doesn't matter bro!!! Just become le heckin uberman, sink further into delusion, create your own values and fight for them until you die!!]
Nietzsche was not telling you, or any other idiot on this board, to become an overman. Overmen must be bred.