Why are nips so obsessed with France?

Hopefully never. They should close their borders, though.

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I'm American but I have like pure French ancestry. Both my parents are French immigrants

Can't wait for the next chapter of Bocchi

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Of course they do. You'll notice from how obnoxious they are.

Thats because the real deal is filled to the brink with filthy niggers

And some say fake news is a new phenomenon.

France, Finland, Freedom

Japan loves the three F!

I can't wait for Bocchi to fart in my face.

Unfortunately for you it was Aru

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Stupid lucky bitch. I bet it smelt amazing.

Because even today, France is the epitome of class and good taste in the West. Anglos are vulgar uncultured swines in comparison.

We don’t like freedom.
We love slave labor.

Hello China. You will never be as good as Japan.

Quebec > France

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>French cuisine on TV
Beautiful soups and baguettes, croissants and extravagant parfaits
>French cuisine in real life
Snails and mud cookies

you really dont know what is real french cuisine, at least say some popular food like "boeuf bourguignon" or "tartiflette"

Accurate assessment.

>Everything elegant?
im nip. you said the answer.

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China will start making blue eyed blondes

it's already out

It's tasty.

When are you going to find a nice French girl and settle down?

>somalis
We're not Sweden.

Sorry, Senegalese.

Not even krauts care about krauts
the fuck are you talking about?

Not a french but you have to be delusional to not see it. Every luxurious cake in anime has a french name, they are obsessed with Louis Vutton and treat its stores as monuments.

It's because of Rose of Versailles.

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French user here, let me clarify some of your thoughts
>Everything elegant? French.
Because France is considered like one of the founding father of "haute-couture", Paris is not only called the city of Love but also the capital of Fashion.
>Cooking show? French cuisine is high tier.
French cuisine is considered like one of the 5 great cuisines along with, Chinese, Indian, Turkish and Italian food, mainly due to how much of an impact and role they've played in the shaping of modern gastronomy.
You certainly have no clue about what you're talking about, nobody eat snails besides stupid foreigners. I'm from Alsace and we've got plenty of dishes that'd make you salivate.
This is quite unfortunate and a shame but both of you are right, due to the demographics shift, the west is doomed, our birthrate is dropping and we keep importing Africans at a staggering rate to "compensate" with the lack of babies, at some point we'll end up like the Netherlands (their country is less than 70% dutch and they're the minority in all 3 of their largest cities) if nothing's done to stop that.
>trying to pretend the Japanese are obsessed with anyone but the Krauts. You're irrelevant, Pierre.
You're deluded if you think so, if that wasn't for France, Germany wouldn't exist, Italy either, even the Brits, there's no other country like France. They've played such a major role in shaping modern history that it'd be a shame not to have our share of representations.

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Because France is one of the biggest manga consumer in the world since the 80'. Some japenese authors are more popular in France than in Japan. And it's a good thing, everytime i see France being praised in manga i forget a bit how my country has gone to shit.

Well, apparantly there's some syndrome when people go to france and actually see what a dissapointing nigger infected shithole it is, they go mental.
No one in europe thinks france is remotely great.
Besides the french.

>if that wasn't for France, Germany wouldn't exist
you actually want credit for the worst fucking people on this planet?

You aren't French you faggot, you're an amerifat

As a Chinese man, I always felt that France was like, the whitest place in the world. Either France or Britain, just full of white people.

This is no longer true, because you willingly let all the subhuman Muslims in. But up until recently, the common perception of France is that it's full of white people.

>Be french
>Piss in a wine bottle
>Run it through a sodastream
>Cork and label it
>Sell it to foreigners as champagne
>Claim it's better than "wine" from other places because it's from a small suburb in France, not because it's made by anybody famous or anything
I'm on to you frogs

don't let the rest of Europe know but you French are honorary anglos along with Japan

wtf is this heresy you're talking about ?

>Be french
>Make grilled cheese sandwich
>Claim your food is the best in the world and it's special because it's french
>It's just a fucking grilled cheese
>Sell it to foreigners at fancy restaurants for $50

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It's been scientifically proven that california wine tastes better than french wine.
French wine is nothing but branding and anti-competitive laws

I meant the next one where Kurai meets up with her childhood friend who could be bread-chan in op's pic

>california wine
>tastes better

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Double blind taste tests reveal people actually like the taste of cheaper wines when they don't know it's cheap

lmao, actually they sell those in most bakeries but usually for 2/3 euros which is quite overpriced for something that can be done in 2 mins at home, also we got the other version called "croque-madame" but instead of cheese at the top we got an egg.

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oh 72 and woaaaah mind blown

how many year until actual french people start being considered shiny of their own countries?

you just wanted to post that picture didn't you

I thought french only eat frog legs and slugs?

Pic related: Average french person in current year + 3

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Was France ever good?
I’m scared of getting Paris Syndrome. I already have one Syndrome (Ass Purgers) I don’t need another one

blame Gainax

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Was pretty good when the monarchy was in charge.
That Karling, what a guy

France is a beautiful place to visit, just avoid Paris and you'll be fine because it's a shithole. Like most big capitals in the west.

Do japanese people read french comics?

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Have you never had good bread?

In france is socially acceptable to teachers to fuck their students, is even a tradition

man the fucking cunt in that one was so infuriating

If my daughter's teacher fucked her I would remove the teacher's testicles
Frogs are pussies

learn english

That's a weird-looking 本 there. Can most people actually tell which character that is, or do they just infer it by context?

no, it's not. Sorry for ruining your dreams user.

>if that wasn't for France, Germany wouldn't exist, Italy either, even the Brits
I was with you until you said that Italy and Britain.
You'll need to explain in the least before most will even consider your point.

To my knowledge the only possible influence I can think of relating to the formation of Britain which came from the continent would be the fact that christianity established modern kings.
One of ours involved himself significantly in conquering Scotland, thus working towards uniting the Island of Britain.

As for Germany we all know that was a mistake, German idealism is a cancer to this continent.

It’s a unique type of depression only to the Japs. I think it’s from international media they see and imagine Paris as a Ghibli dreamland as Japan is somewhat isolated compared to the EU and USA. they probably don’t know any better. It’s like how some media portray London as a amazing city because of Harry Potter or the like but it’s an enormous shitstain, a literal piece of litter.

that only Paris , that's why it's called the Paris Syndrome.

heck , even in France nobody likes Parisians , they're like the nigger of France.

this , we're still the biggest consumers beside Japan , lots of small niche series over here.

sure , because mutts are well known for having the anglo taste , so in short , they like crap scrapped directly from the sewers.

you thought wrong , i teste snails once (it's not raw contrary to popular beliefs) and it's not bad but not great either , no my thing.
i was told frog legs tastes like chicken too but i never ate those.

come in Britanny , white man.

mostly no , but some Japanese authors also make a good job at depicting our culture , like the manga "Innocent" which obviously has some fiction in it but it's pretty close to what happened under the monarchy and during the revolution.

it's not true dumbass and if you're referring to our president , he had to wait until 18 to actually fuck her , not even kidding.

all i see in this thread is mostly anglo rage and mutt (the slaves of the eternal anglo) rage.

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Paris is still beautiful. The architecture and monuments are still there. Unless you get triggered when you see black people or muslims, Paris is still very much worth visiting.

Why not just get your daughter circumcised instead? I hear that female circumcision is popular in France these days.

also to add to that , we have French Mangaka's now , and one was recently adapted in anime (Franco-Japanese anime) , it's call Radiant.

i still prefer Wakfu though.

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>I was with you until you said that Italy and Britain.
Second Italian war of Independence, France helped the kingdom of sardinia to gain its independence and Unify Italy and in return we got the city of Nice and the whole region of Savoy.
Britain, was conquered by the Norsemen in 1066 which were belonging to the french crown and were assimilated to our customs, this is part of the same reason why the hundred year war started.

>get mentally sick
No wonder. Seeing literal shithole full of niggers can traumatize anyone

as long as you stay in the middle of the city , the banlieu is crap and nigger filled.
try visiting outside of summer , there's so many tourist during that time.
also keep close to your purse when visiting and avoid some of the metro stations.

it's illegal and punished.

French weebs are as strong as actually nip otakus. They actually go hard like the nips do when their idols go visit.

part true , but Akiba and Comiket "true" otakus are stronger in Japan, we can never get to their level , it's a cultural thing.
it's kinda funny because in "normal" medias manga is considered an art form and they'll only show historical or pure art manga instead of what's popular , almost as if they missed the entertainment part.
also cosplaying in the street isn't considered as being a total freak. (except in smaller cities maybe , but even then they'll probably just think this is a carnival or something like that)

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Go mope around in your wheelchair some more, Jean-Pierre.

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>Jeanne d'Arc
>With the Republican flag

...between? it's not that hard to tell because no other kanji is closer to that character than 本 is.

sorry i meant to reply to (you).

>some old fucking photos from like two decades ago
fuck dude, i bet this is some huge controversy too

>Indian
>top 5 cuisines
Seriously?

Fair enough on Italy.

I thought you'd mention the Normans.
While I'll agree that their invasion implemented a Christian monarchy hence influencing the subjigation of surounding countries I should mention that people out there don't nececarily percieve Normans as being French, despite indeed being part of the Kingdom of France.

At the end of the day though I do agree (from a logical perspective), however, I find the implementation of Christian monarchy was the key aspect rather than nececarily any of your customs.

it's not, because he is on the correct side

I'm not making anything up, go look it up. Also, Indian cuisine is great

Don’t call them nips.

>Turkish
>Top 5 great cuisine
what ?

Hell, if it weren't for France, the U.S probably wouldn't have gained independence either.

>I should mention that people out there don't nececarily percieve Normans as being French
Only british people denies it because then it would just amplify their inferiority complex. Here in France the Normans were considered french as they were fully assimilated and spoke french, also William the conqueror (or Guillaume le conquérant) was part french.
Like one of our former president said, the UK is a french colony that went wrong.

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Yes but the US was a mistake.

I’m Japanese.
I’ve read Les Aventures de Tintin in elementary school’s library.

In 1990s, almost all of Japanese public library owned that series.

Of course I know the author is Belgian.

What about "Astérix et les Gaulois"?

>Everything elegant? French.
>Characters are literally always blonde and sparkling and wearing expensive dresses everywhere they go.
>Cooking show? French cuisine is high tier.
>If some rich bitch studied abroad it's Paris.
Because they think it's still the 20th century where France is a first world country, not the no-go zone African shithole it is now.

All the emmigrates are around Paris.
All the rest of the country and the center of paris is white

Compared to other place i visited in Europe including : Italy greece, spain and Germany (only berlin so i can't tell for the rest of the country)
We'r pretty okay

>not the no-go zone African shithole it is now.
Just avoid France's major cities and you'll be fine which are diversity centers. It's like that in all of Western Europe I believe, outside Paris and Marseille it's white.

Delusional bong

I went to Troie some years ago and it was basicaly africa
So Id add : everywhere where people live like mass produced chicken and not actual persons

Only when they go to Paris, which every French hates anyway

You guys don't even know how to make edible bread so i suppose croque-monsieur must be fancy for you.

>Another son of Alsace on Yea Forums
Nice

so only the most important cities in the country have been taken over? so you've basically been colonized?

Spics are not allowed in this distinguished thread

Je ne sais pas...
I can remember only Tintin.

The West part of France is fine, only Paris and the South-East (Marseille/Montpellier) is full of Africans. For Paris it's a particular case because mostly whites live there, the thing is, Paris is surrounded by Suburbs and it's in those suburbs that you find some of the largest immigrant diasporas.

Ho yes i heard it"s that Troie is for us like Detroit for the US but i never been there

What are you doing on a Mongolian basket weaving forum,nipanon?

>be French
>we wuz napoleon and shieet
>get rekt by cucks with spiked helmets
And give Elsaß-Lothringen back.

nah mate , spiky helmets lost to us but then spiky helmets later evolved to round helmets and we lost.

>The West part of France is fine
The west part of America is fine my native brother, we don't have to worry about these white people. They've only taken a few towns

lol france is not fine my dude, no part of it is. it's all going to hell

Oh yeah I forgot the key to being French was letting invaders fuck your women. You want the Normans because youve never beaten the Brits depsite having bigger population and land. Once Germany unified you got exposed indefinitely. Also Gens Normannorum

*hon hon hon*
put a le baguette in your thread

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That may be true and we might be on the brink of the civil war, but for me as long as we don't end up like the US it's fine. we're not the minority or planned to become the minority in the near future (yet). I just hope that we the people will be able to address the matter. That'd be a real shame for a country such as french and its thousand year old worth of history to simply go vanish. But in that case it's for the West to wake up not only France. What'd be the point if we're surrounded by actual mutt neighbors after all.

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Yeah it still looks pretty decent from where I'm standing. Might be because I don't live in Paris.

Back in the revolution france had a lot of dealings with Japan, and Paris was a bit of a culture shock for emissaries.
Jokes aside, french cuisine is still one of the best, you can't really take it away from them. Pastries and sweets as well. Over the years french cinema was pretty shocking for Japanese audiences when it first came in, and the first foreigners to open high profile restaurants and such in Japanese major cities were the french.
The Japanese have a stupidly unrealistic mental image of Paris, when they go there they literally have mental breakdowns since reality is so different.

The idolization is just starting to wear off, since the Japanese are finally starting to see what shitty, rude, disgusting people the french are. French tourists in Japan are being just as revolting as they are anywhere else, and they started to mass reports of sexual harassment, which they thought they could get away with because they're french. They're also some of the only foreigners to blatantly litter the streets and throw cigarette butts on the floor. Even the fucking arabs that occasionally visit Japan act better.

I'm in Japan about 3 months a year for work, and gradually see the change going on, in anime the meme is still going strong, i give it about 5 years before it'll wear off eventually. Authorities are already fed up with the french tourists, public is on its way there as well.

>civil war
You're exaggerating.

only in nigger filled cities with suburbs like Paris or Marseille.
pretty white from where i post.

Open your eyes and see that what happens in Paris affects the country more than anywhere else, and the country follows it's example

Cope, your kings and houses were french for nearly 600 years following the Norman conquest. You even still speak french (60% of English vocabulary comes from latin, of which 30% comes from french).
>Oh yeah I forgot the key to being French was letting invaders fuck your women.
The irony because all modern british people are issued from perpetual rape by the vikings and romans.
>youve never beaten the Brits depsite having bigger population and land
Actually you're wrong because France won most war against the Brits than vice versa. You just won some of the decisive ones.

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I'm not, over 15k Ak-47 that were brought and smuggled into France are circulating inside the mainland.

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funny thing about the sexual harassement thing is that i heard a lot of belgians pretend to be french and do it , i'm not even kidding.

I meant Franco-prussian war

pour l'instant.

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Nope, still don't see it. But I'm sure you do.

American here.

Growing up I always associated France with being The Fancy Country with wine and art and architecture and dudes in striped shirts smoking baguettes and classically beautiful women. Paris was the city of art and lovers and the source of every elegant aristocrat. That was the stereotype on TV and in movies and among people I talked to. Then after 9/11 that played into the whole sissification of the country, "FRANCE NEVER WON A WAR," the virgin France vs. the chad macho manly American, etc. England was stiff upper lip gentry, France was artsy, Germans were all Nazis or ex-Nazis. I could keep going.

I'm not surprised another country like Japan had a similar stereotype in mind.

France is probably the last country where a civil war can occur. Institutions are strong, people follow rules and laws to the point of idiocy, and while social unrest is common, it's constantly repressed without issues.
People crying here about having arabs in their neighbourhood while getting fucked in the ass by Macron's liberal elite is also quite tellling.

We are the country with the most military victory in history.

Yes because of the Normans and their army comprised of mostly Bretons the French benefited by association. You got comeuppance in the 100 years war when english arms went around raping and pillaging France. We english are majority anglo saxon precursor to the vikings who came over were essentially kin as old english and old norse were mutually intelligable. Romans left no genetic footprint as they hired germanic mercenaries, unlike you swarthlords. Cope harder you’ve never beaten us and got dominated by a smaller country with less people and your cowardice is legendary,
>”the English, seeing that the remaining French infantry forces were slow to join the Scots in the attack (Pernoud quotes the Journal du siege d'Orléans to the effect that the remaining French forces "came on in a cowardly fashion, and did not join up with the constable and the other foot soldiers"), decided themselves to go on a counterattack. They struck the rear and flanks of the disorganized French/Scottish forces and put them to flight.[3]:62”

Most of those are padded by petty border disputes with the low countries. Lol and you still couldnt conquer them

Yeah the US got really butt-hurt when we didn't follow them in the retarded post-9/11 war.
We got bad role in your movie for at least a decade.

Expect the Netherlands. Everybody here knows our country is perfect as long as you ignore the weather.

>at some point we'll end up like the Netherlands (their country is less than 70% dutch and they're the minority in all 3 of their largest cities) if nothing's done to stop that.
1: That's factually not true. 2: Outside of the general problems associated with modern capitalism, our country is doing just fine. 3: A large portion of our non dutch population has pretty much fully integrated into our culture. They don't even have a accent anymore.

Reminder that France conquered most of Europe Twice, giving birth to a plethora of young nations meanwhile the eternal anglos were busy colonizing empty bits of land or fighting barbarians for their own profit.

And how did you fare in WWII? You know, the one war that matters? I'm starting to see why Japs love france. Kindred spirits from getting assblasted at WWII.

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Then what about the British? Remember Dunkirk? they cowardly went back to their island while we were busy saving their asses. No one at the time would have win against Germany they had a population twice as big as that of France or the UK. They were the military powerhouse of Europe

There is no such a thing as "the one war that matter' but yes WWII must be one our greatest shame. However you burgers have military history as short as pathetic so you should really not talk

I wish we'd gotten off with just being idiots in foreign films. Now we get that anyway, but also a ton of other shit from the War on Terror.

Even if you thought the WoT was a necessary reaction, it's been so badly managed it boggles the mind.

One embarrassing defeat does not somehow erase all of the actual victories.

America's military history is embarrassingly poor. So, the only way they can make themselves seem competent is by trying to push other countries down.

Yeah that german and italian did quite well. The goal of war is to gain territory, France could have had those lands but got bested again and again like in the seven years war. Look at the borders of france then and now, those unstable costly wars did nothing but plummet France into continental irrelevance

Yeah they made add another layer of shit on the mess that was midle east but for they defence it was alredy on the verge of blowing up so i think it would have ended up the same but maybe a bit latter

The BEF had a supllementary 300,00 men to Frances 2,000,00 as Britain had relied on France to be able to defend its country till it could fully mobilise. After Germany invaded and Belgium surrendered the line was broken. Lord Gord tried to contact the commander of French army to try and coordinate a counter attack but he didnt reply cowering away in his office. Even Churchill flew into Paris but found the government had given up and had burnt their documents and fled. Yeah those French army covered our withdrawal because they also covered the 100,000 french soldiers fleeing to Britain. And 97,000 of those returned to France to be captured instead of staying to fight

Accurate, since in the past the french sometimes got away with it by going "it's part of our culture", belgians caught on to the trick.

Since France went to shit both Financially and culturally from 2012, the effectiveness of this BS went down, and now it no longer works.
Overall Waffles act much better than Baguettes though

>"The one war that matters"

sasuga burgers, ignorant in every possible way. Please do remember that you basically owe your ass and your country to the french, without them the brits would eat you back up like a 5 o'clock cucumber mini-sandwich.

I loathe the French, but facts remain facts.

We had the most retarded gouverment and headquarter at the time. We had better equiment more forces, but our headquarter and our gouverment were retarded coward so they blew it up . But there is point to remake history so yeah as i said our greatest shame

>France could have had those lands but got bested again and again like in the seven years war
More like a lack of luck, during the 7year war all of France's allies were poorly doing which cost them the war, along with the Brits outperforming any nations on sea, they were doomed, the death of the Russian king at that time was not helping either which more or less led to them capitulating because the following king would turn out to be a huge fan of Prussia.

The user you replied to here.

>Inferiority complex
If we're avoiding an amplification of a inferitority complex then you're are drunk on your own patriotism.
I have no interest in letting his become a patriotic spat so let's not get hyperbolic.

>French colony that went wrong
While we may have taken on a few traits that happened to be already integrated into your culture such as the implementation of Latin and a Christian monarchy, you and your president would be wrong to say that we were anywhere near a colony of yours.
We have maintained to many of our Anglo Saxon and Gaelic traditions as well as cultural values to the extent where you could not consider us such.
All that remains in this country that can be considered French would be those that have maintained to their Norman surnames.
You could say it was a failed attempt at making one though.