Zombie Land Saga

Why would you do that?

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Would anyone really WANT them to be ancestors?

I don't get it

Folded socks are slutwear in japland

Really? I didn't know that.

I thought it was more about them being outdated fashion.

It's outdated slutwear

What a backwards little country

Tomorrow...

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RE2 or L4D mods when?

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Come to think of it, did we ever see Lilys heart poking out, without moe filter?

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Newtype Magazine April Poster

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>Yuugiri get tossed out of the room
>laying his hands on Yuugiri

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I thought it would be neat is all

he has thrown them out of his room already and Xu Fu meant don't touch Yuugiri in a sexual way

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>Xu Fu meant don't touch Yuugiri in a sexual way
Kotarou is a constant douche but Xu Fu knows he is doing all that for his high school crush, so I doubt he things he tries to molest any of the girls.
He also never even tried to bully Yuugiri during the meetings.
>he has thrown them out of his room a
We never really saw her getting kicked out. She might as well just leave on her own.

God they're so fucking gay

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SISTER!

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Personally I just think it doesn't add anything to the story or their relationship. Both of them already have different reasons to be on board. Making them related by blood would be just an unnecessary gimmick.

Masao is not a girl's name, you doofuses

no shit but they actually do drive like a drunk cow possessed by a demon if that makes sense.

Lily is though
Masao is the name she threw away

Post Sakura cosplays (or Sakura cosplaying)

Masao is a name you associate with an 9 inch long dick

Hondo Kaede in Sakura's uniform when

which is why along with jokes about her detachable penis and the fact she threw away the name Masao, people refer to her doodle as her Masao
the joke has now been explained and lost all of its humor

Minyami is basically doing an Asami-chan impression for Nako in the bocchi anime

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Yes!!

Lily's tiny shrimp!

>tiny

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Nobody cares, fuck off.

How would a kiss of Yuugiri taste like?

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Dead flesh

Cold and stiff

Tobacco, Opium and rotting flesh.

Like contact high.

Sauce?

It's April 7 in Japan now.

Congratulations on dying, Sakura!

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Sakura... had a hard life. At least she has friends who know what being dead is like.
Wonder what her non-Inui friends from when she was alive are up to now.

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I care, Minyami voices Lily and Asami-chan voices Saki

Cute nails!

How does Inui get under their nails anyway?

he doesn't, pink nail polish

Happy deathday, Sakura-chan!

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I want to dominate Sakura!

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That guy aside, Yugiri would actually kill Kotaro if he overstepped. She has combat training

That's not happy at all!

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Hey, don't be so negative, Sakura. You have friends and fans and a loving manager!

Tell me Yea Forums, why does he wear the sunglasses?

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Haven't you seen episode 12? It's pretty obvious.

tl?

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So is Sakura unlucky or does she make bad decisions like abandoning her friends and staying up all night to study? Because I think it's the latter

Will his waifu really recognize him if he doesn’t?

Hai, Bocchi~!

Until she regained her memories, we never saw any evidence of her being unlucky.

It would be extremely painful.
Not for her, but for you.
She would slap your shit.

Yes!

Nobody is bocchi in this show

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Was this just a visual gag or was there some significance to it going through his leg?

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Yes.

Except Junko. HAI, ＢＯＣＣＨＩ

She has plenty of girlfriends

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It was a visual gag.

Happy death day cute zombie egg.

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He activated Kamui

Yes, bocchi!

GABU GABU~

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She's practically the harem lead of the show

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So did I miss an episode, how did shades make a bunch of zombies?

IT’S MAGIC, I AIN’T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT YOU DUMB ZOMBIE

a chinese wizard did it

He didn't. Xu Fu did.

He did explain it. Haven’t you seen any zombie movies before?

What if he takes off his shades in a dramatic reveal and she has no idea who he is.

twitter.com/marucome15

Yuugiri would never kill anyone.

She couldn't be anyone's ancestor with all that chlamydia filling her ovaries when she was alive and working.

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She probs killed a baby or two before getting her chlamydia all the way up her tubes.

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Yes she could, by not using any at all, later or it didn't work properly.

The only one killing babies is Ai. And she has the excuse of being a psychopa... erm ... I mean ... a war veteran.

Yeah, you're right, the might have had a baby and not killed it before the chlamydia really kicked in, like in I dunno if her giving birth to some customer's baby is quite to my taste, though...

Diaper fetishists and babies are two different things.

>die like an idiot all for the pride of yourself and your gang
>a year later nobody remembers your name and your crew falls apart without you
what a baka zonbii

>your crew falls apart without you
Wasn't it more because her old onee-san retired after her death?

Where the fuck did Saki and her lesbian girlfriend even get the money to afford their motorcycles? Weren't they high school students?

Not gonna lie. I'm in love with this cute egg!

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Probs from doing crimes

I lust for this sexy whore!

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Does dying erase your criminal record?

More like the hardcore biker gangs were fading out by then anyway

No

Motorcycles are cheap, especially old ones. All that gaudy custom work is DIY stuff

>falls apart
Last time I checked Maria and her crew were keeping the gang alive.

>Weren't they high school students?
Sukeban have their ways. And probably rich parents.
(Also, you could argue that they were either in the last stages of their school education or had just graduated.)

>You'll never be a big shot ancient Japanese noble and spend nights tenderly loving Yuugiri.
It hurts, it hurts so much...

>tenderly

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*be one of the industrialists who got his foot in the door when Emperor Meiji started making Japan great again
A chuuni and her concerned friends does not a biker gang make.

They had sick bikes though. And they had the jacket

>sick bikes
>even the little trap took one look at them at thought they were gay af

That's because Masao is a real man and only likes heavier machinery.

The only zombie movie I seen is Shaun of the dead

?

Truck-kun cracked the egg on the 7th of April.

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I remember almost getting hit by a truck once.

>crossdressing character
>doesn't die of something testicle related

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What testicles related thing can you die of?

>I remember
>almost getting hit
See, user, that's the problem: Had you actually been hit you wouldn't remember. You missed your chance at becoming an amnesiac zombie.

Cancer
Torsion
Non medical Castration

I'm a wage zombie

We are getting a season 2, right guys?

no

yeah

Lily died due to gender dysphoria
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria

Stop that shit. He's a child.

so?

and children can show signs of it as well

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Except that’s wrong. He just wanted to be cute for the TV

except she threw away the name Masao, insisted she was Lily and only dressed in girls clothing then up and had a heart attack when she discovered a whisker

>wants to look like a cute girl forever
>dies from shock because they start growing facial hair
>i-it's not gender dysphoria

>he

>wants to be cute TV star forever
>dad says it just can’t be that way
>be like 10 and not know how to cope with the reality
>die of shock AND overwork
See we always want to forget that part. It was very clear his dad was pushing too hard, you even see it in his eyes when they are on the couch. He never wanted to cut his dick off

Reminder to ignore the transactivist trolls and their politically motivated attempts at derailing the thread.

its more like one Yea Forums troll trying to deny that trannies exist

>his dad was pushing too hard
Not really. Takeo didn't force him to do anything.
Masao himself was pushing himself hard, but ultimately his death was down to the shock that growing up would not allow him to be a child star anymore - something he erroneously thought his father wanted him to be.

>trying to deny that trannies exist
Literally no one argues that. Just that Masao is not transsexual, if only for the reason that he's a child. But you like to build strawmen, right?
And considering that your posts have been deleted by mods multiple times in the past, I think you can't possible deny that you're the aggressor in here.
And now, let's drop this shitty topic.

Back to /pol/ with you buddy

probably

>let's drop this shitty topic
Agreed, let's instead talk about how much better Junko is as a singer compared to the others

I never start this argument, and I rarely get my posts deleted

Junkotroll etc. etc.

Great ... all trolls in one place. And now fuck off.

>I don't like it so they must be trolling
Lily said it herself, she threw away the name Masao
how does that not click with you

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Right on schedule:
You forgot to complain about /u/, at least put in some effort in your sperging

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I’m pretty sure zombies aren’t for lewd

counterpoint

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Better?

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Which of her girlfriends is seeing her flash to make her that embarrassed?

Those pantsu are too plain and cute for her

Future stardom so bright, just thinking about it calls for shades.

Now we are in business

you don't get it do you?
she is gap moe, she is secretly the girliest girl of the group and probably straight to boot

Saki wears cute, GIRLY PANTIES!!! SHE WEARS CUTE GIRLY PANTIES OVER HER PUSSY!!

Stop lewding those two! Look how uncomfortable it makes them!

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Worse. Sakura don't need no makeup to be the cutest and sexiest girl in the world!

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>Sakura
>the cutest and sexiest girl in the world
We get it, Inui-kun, we get it. Just tell her already, not us.

>straight
No such thing in idol anime

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Drive in Tori sux

the rice looks unappetising especially next to a bunch of raw chicken but Maki-chan and Hondo-chan said the gizzard and chicken was good and the rice was okay, all the grains were separate but it was pretty standard fried rice

Neck yourself

It's fast food. Of course it's fucking garbage. Perfect for garbage like Saki and her biker hooligans, too.

Fuck you guys Drive in Tori is the best

don't bully Saki

I'm sure its nice, I was just repeating what two of the seiyuu had said

what if you pulled off all of Saki's arms and legs and left her as a head and torso just for laughs haha
I bet she'd be real embarrassed haha

YUGIRI EPISODE WHERE?

She apparently doesn't come apart as easily as some of the others. Considering how fast she climbed up that cliff in episode 9, she probably kept herself together when she fell from the bike.

Probably season 2. If not ... season 3 then.

>Season 2

NEVER EVER

Death by various STDs probably didn’t make for a very compelling episode

>implying it won’t get one with the sales numbers it turned in

I THINK DRIVE IN TORI SUCKS

would have heard something already
even just plans
but nothing

>would have heard something already
No, we wouldn't. That's simply not how that business works. You don't usually announce a new season more than half a year before you're going to air it.

yet thats what has happened for dozens of other anime that aired at the same time

This was an anime original production by a game company. They had no idea it would do as well as it did, but left it open if it did. For all we know they want to make a game for it before rolling another season out

>season 2 held back by fucking mobage garbage
please no

Yes, tenderly

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Sakura!

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today...

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Think Sakura's hips and right thigh broke again the second time she got isekai'd? Think she had to get sent back to Xu Fu while she was out to get more metal put in her bones to keep them together?

*hips, right thigh and forearm, and left ankle

let's just hope she doesn't reject him in an unintentionally cruel manner

I think he knows that ship's sailed. He just wants her to be happy. The Egg Bowl is between Saki and Ai.

>best girls
How can the others even compete?

Yuugiri episode would have to be a hentai OVA

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While Yuugiri definitely slept with customers, the most celebrated Oirans were artists first and prostitutes second.

>musical scene
>creampie gangbang scene with the crowd
I don't see the problem.

Like a rose on the grave

Such a great song.

>singing and playing while getting DP'd

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Saki's smile is so perfect

Do zombies poop?

No.

They just vomit their food back out when they're in private.

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Why is he crying?

He's too weak.

He's a cuck.

*the decayed sludge that used to be food when they're in private and it's been a couple days

Assuming that they always eat normal food, unlike vampires who only drink blood, most likely yes. That food must go somewhere else right. The question is "how do they excrete their poop?'

Gonna need some tls for these pages

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I can beat Saki in a fight.

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Not after I'm done with them

Doyansu body.

I can make Yuugiri cum.

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But she's dead.

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Is it wrong to want to fuck that gaping wound?

Yes.

How would (You), user, non-sexually help a depressed dead girl feel pretty and like a valued member of society?

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>non-sexually
Wouldn't even try. Dead girls are only good as onaholes.

Ram her with my van until I get a more upbeat personality

RIP Egg

She can't rest in peace if she becomes a corpse onadoll

I wish I was dead

I wish I was undead.

I wish I was a zombie.

Take her out for dinner i guess.

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Where would you take a dork like her?

Marry her.

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Non-sexually, user.

Yes, Inui-kun, we know ...

Marriage isn't sex. Sex comes after marriage then dries up. Probably quite literally in this case.

Translation for this never.

Disprove me.

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Eh ... I can try. Excuse and/or correct (very probable) errors:

>見るグラサン！
>さがジン以外の記者がおるぞ！
>遂にアタシらも全国か！？
Look Gurasan(?)!
It's a reporter from outside Saga!
Me and the others will be all over the country.

>ドオオン
DOOON (weird sound effect, I guess)

>パーフェクト...
Perfect...

>あれはマズい...！
That's strange...!

>That's bad...!
Fixed

Thanks. Wasn't sure about the katakana there, so I asked Google Translate. (Yeah I know ...)

Reverse psychology works wonders!

Thanks!

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>ywn help sew up her midriff and then kiss it better when finished
Life is suffering

For some reason I believe more than and I saw Saki kicking Donkey Kong against the wall.

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Well she's had multiple orgasms every time I've bought her so there.

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>she's had multiple orgasms
Every good oiran makes her customers believe that. If they didn't, you never know what they'd do to them. I'm sure some disappointed cusomers have killed prostitues in the past. Maybe beheaded them ...

Correction: You THINK she had multiple orgasms every time I've bought her
She pleasured hundreds of manlets before you were even born. She is a professional so she doesn't hurt someones feelings in bed.

>powerful samurai customer with such a tiny dick that even Yuugiri can't pretend to enjoy it
>gets so mad at the expressionless sex that he beheads her
Doujin idea right there dude.

Yup, Masao/Lily is a boy

Sorry anons

Lily's a girl (male). Lily da mon.

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Inui gonna plow that lewd Egg.

I resent these allegations.
Besides, there's no way anyone could have such perfect control of their vaginal muscles to be able to twitch uncontrollably.

We need more characters speaking Kyoto-ben.

>no way anyone could have such perfect control of their vaginal muscles
You're talking about the legendary Yuugiri here, user.

>Kyoto-ben
You mean Kansai-ben? And in Saga? Why?

LEGENDARY pussy control.

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If you get to that level, what is even the difference between faking an orgasm and having one for real?
Can Yuugiri make herself cum at will?

>And in Saga
I thought she is from Nagasaki.

>I thought she is from Nagasaki.
I don't think so. But there's no reason why anyone from Nagasaki would speak Kansai-ben either.

Us mortals don't deserve to know the answer to that question.

I was under the impression that she was specifically speaking Kyoto-ben, or at least an adaptation of it common to oiran.

>Yuugiri spends her days in endless self-inflicted orgasm
>Yuugiri has ascended so far beyond mortal sex that she doesn't even care about cumming anymore
I don't even know which is hotter...

Yuugiri speaks an old-fashioned (19th century) high-class style of Japanese, with a few expressions that aren't usually used anymore today (most notably the "-han" honorific).
No local influence that I've noticed, but I admit I haven't paid much attention to that.

I was pretty sure I heard her use "dosu" in a few cases, but I might have been mistaken.

>In traditional Kansai dialect, the honorific suffix -san is sometimes pronounced -han when -san follows a, e and o
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansai_dialect#Kyoto

I was only aware of it as old-fashioned. But, interestingly, that Wikipedia page you linked draws some interesting parallels between Kansai-ben and and tradidional standard Japanese that would explain how they go together - it even mentions how Oiran keep this tradition going.

Her origins are vague, but she was probably a Kyoto- (Shimabara) or Edo- (Yoshiwara)-based oiran speaking a kind of high-Kyoto-ben. I'm sure the actual script isn't perfectly historically accurate, but a decent enough approximation for 2018.

Her expression is implying something.

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>Her origins are vague
Her origins aren't simply vague, her origins are pretty much unknown. She could be from anywhere. Even her official biography opens up more questions than it answers.

>Her expression is implying something.
As are her pyjamas and her pose. She knows how hot she is, so she definitely knows what she's doing here.
(Too bad we still don't have that pic without the "sample" mark.)

She wants to sneak outside and be a delinquent.

I think her character is a reference to the character of Ohatsu here in this famous Japanese play:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Love_Suicides_at_Sonezaki

The manner of death (slit throat) does kind of coincide with her wounds. The play is set in Osaka, although it wouldn't be much of a stretch for an Osaka-based oiran to use a kind of Kyoto-ben since it was probably a mark of the trade, and the cities are quite close together anyway.

It's clearly a forced smile. She's trying to stay positive even though she's about to be raped or something.

You seem to be talking from experience, who raped you user?

My butt is itching but i'm posing for a photo.

It's just something I've noticed the girls doing

>something I've noticed the girls doing
What do you do with girls, user?

Which girls specifically?

is this why she's so chill all the time

Tried to get rid of the watermark. A bit smudgy in places, but it's best I can do.

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Also, I waifu2x-ed it.

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He is a man among women.

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Tae really should stop immitating the other girls.

Childhood is idolizing Mezame Returner. Adulthood is realizing that Atsuku Nare is objectively the better song. Junko's voice makes my shiny sword diamonds.

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what videogames they would like?

It's cute tho.

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Hard to get dramatic when you just came.

>Sakura... had a hard life

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Those three? Hard to say, none of them seem like they'd regularly play games. So probably casual titles. Or rhythm games, with them being idols.
Saki, of course, grew up in the 90s. The era that spawned the best games ever. So, obviously, she'd love all that stuff. Jump'n'runs on handhelds, Final Fantasy, Monkey Island, Tomb Raider. Everything that's a classic and maybe some hidden gems. Though ... more than Monkey Island, she'd probably like Full Throttle. And she'd play the shit out of that bike game in FF7.

It's alright.
I became the me I wanted to become.

>Saki
Action and fighting games
>Sakura
Rythim games
>Junko
Retro games from the '80
>Lily
MMORPGs
>Ai
Battle Royales and Team Shooters, maybe Monster Hunter franchise too
>Yugiri
Anything with an historical japan setting, like Sekiro or Nioh but possibly actual historical accurate games would be more of her taste
>Tae
Chugging on the controller and Wii games with Sakura

>Yuugiri
>Sekiro
I can just see her sitting in seiza playing and giving herself a little orgasm every time she runs a dude through. It lets her imagine herself being the one doing the penetrating you see.

>I don't think so.
Pic related made me think that.
Bonus points for members of the Tokugawa clan came from Matsudaira clan who reigned when she was a child in Nagasaki.
Both the Matsudaira clan and the Tokugawa clan later became part of the new reformed nobility.
Sounds perfectly valid to me, that Yuugiri had her story in Nagasaki during the Meiji restoration.

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sakura's got a cold
wait, zombies can get colds?
for now, stay by yourself

i can't practice now
this sucks, i suck

yo egg whaddup
oh shit u dead?

SAKURA
wat
wat
why are you here
why are you sleeping
cuz i'm sick
so get better

Interesting observation. I missed that detail!
Yeah, Nagasaki sounds sensible.
(But it still doesn't solve the problem that by the time she died, there wasn't much conflict in either Saga or Nagasaki.)

What MMORPG lily would play specifically?

Well, my tin foil theory is, that she actually is an illegitimate child of Tokugawa Yoshinobu.
Xu Fu basically lead the rebellion with other supporter to dethrone Yoshinobu, while Yuugiri helped him in some way.
Later on some members of the court realized who she was and feared that she might be a danger to the new order and ordered her assassination.
Xu Fu who knew he can't change their plans at least suggested himself to do her the honor.
He faced her directly and told her the truth, might even give her the possibility to run away, but Yuugiri who knew it is for the best submitted herself to her death.
This way she was so calm during her death experience, while still can get her head cut off.

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Mmmh ... What's the cutest one out there? What's the manliest? Is there one that strikes a good balance between both?

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Well ... let's just say that I don't think you're right about all of that.
(I can't see Xu Fu, or whoever the bartender guy is, giving his daughter up for a position as an oiran.)

Oh , wait. I kinda speedread your theory. Still, no matter who's daughter she is ... I don't see her becomeing an oiran when the father is influential.

>Well ... let's just say that I don't think you're right about all of that.
It's a theory. Nothing more and while I really like my theory, I also hope I am not right about everything because that would destroy the surprise.
>(I can't see Xu Fu, or whoever the bartender guy is, giving his daughter up for a position as an oiran.)
What? I didn't say Xu Fu was the last Shogun. I meant he was one of the forces who tried to restore the emperors power.

I feel like Saki would have been real big into Sonic the Hedgehog back in the day

>I don't see her becomeing an oiran when the father is influential.
It makes sense, when the mother for example is an Ouran too. He might not even know of her existence.
Being actually the illegitimate child of a king, ruler etc. and a prostitute is pretty clichè I admit, but something theatrical like that would fit Yuugiri perfectly.

Ah, I want to use Yuugiri's severed head as an onahole...

Not sure. She seems more Nintendo than Sega to me.

how about tae's

Tae will just bite you.

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Tae would just try to bite me every time I went deep enough to rattle her teeth from the inside.

I bet Yuugiri would take it as a job like any other and do her best to pleasure me with her throat muscles and pretend to have a throat orgasm just as I shot it deep into her nasal cavity.

you're a dead man

exhentai.org/s/5c075ffa4f/1349621-10
Only plebs don't want to experience Tae's legendary dick bites.

COUNTERPOINT:
exhentai.org/g/1394222/6720bc5b36/

>Tae's legendary dick bites
>Yuugiri's legedary sloppy seconds
Final destination etc.

PSO2
FFXIV

>Can Yuugiri make herself cum at will?
Yes, as well as make other people cum at will and the secret for that is pressure points, son.

Tree of Saviour or FF 11.

I doubt Yuugiri has something as embarrassment in her repertoire of feelings.

But that Shimabara might be referring to the old red-light district in Kyoto:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimabara,_Kyoto

I think the most likely theory is that Yuugiri's life follows the traditional tragedy framework of geisha and oiran: they fall in love with a man, the man can't afford to buy her out, and so the two resolve to run away. However, some kind of incident happens and they die, or they commit a lover's suicide.

>commit a lover's suicide
I've never seen a suicidal beheading. Seems pretty complicated to set up.

>ToS
Poor role playing options

it was a legendary suicide

Well if we adapt

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Love_Suicides_at_Sonezaki

a bit, maybe some important noble wanted her, she fled, and then was caught and executed as a result. At any rate I don't think there's any hints of her death being the result of political violence.

Something else that comes to mind is

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichiriki_Chaya

which is the geisha establishment in Kyoto related to the 47 ronin, where one of them stayed and lived a dissolute life in order to throw off the suspicions of their target. But then again, Ichiriki Chaya is across the river from Shimabara.

But according to that wiki, during Yuugiris time it functioned only as a Geisha district.
Keep in mind Yuugiri had Geisha training but wasn't one. Also Geishas stopped prostitute themself.

>Yuugiri had Geisha training but wasn't one
Where does it say this?

in the anime, she says it when she goes to slap Kotaro

Alright, I did some more looking around. According to the website (zombielandsaga.com/index2.php#1) she died in 1882, well after the Bakumatsu era.

The wiki for Shimbara, Kyoto says:

>from the late 19th century Shimabara had a dance hall and an annual dance show, in its case known as Aoyagi odori (青柳踊, green willow dance, dance of the willow in leaf). This was staged from 1873 to 1880 but ceased in 1881, together with a general decline in the dancing of the district

So possibly she was geisha trained, but for the purposes of dancing and musical performance. I'll try to look into why a young woman might be executed in 1882 in Japan.

>I'll try to look into why a young woman might be executed in 1882 in Japan.
You might also want to look into the methods of exacution used at that time. Beheadings were extremely uncommon when Yuugiri died.
A lot of her official biograhy and dates doesn't really make sense.

The neck wound is easily explained by either her being hanged or the execution was unofficial. Maybe even assassination.

*Deliberate* beheadings, yes...
>Prior to 1892, the drop was between four and ten feet (about one to three metres), depending on the weight of the body, and was calculated to deliver a force of 1,260 lbf (5,600 newtons or 572 kgf), which fractured the neck at either the 2nd and 3rd or 4th and 5th cervical vertebrae. This force resulted in some decapitations, such as the infamous case of Black Jack Ketchum in New Mexico Territory in 1901, owing to a significant weight gain while in custody not having been factored into the drop calculations. Between 1892 and 1913, the length of the drop was shortened to avoid decapitation. After 1913, other factors were also taken into account, and the force delivered was reduced to about 1,000 lbf (4,400 N or 450 kgf). The decapitation of Eva Dugan during a botched hanging in 1930 led the state of Arizona to switch to the gas chamber as its primary execution method, on the grounds that it was believed more humane. One of the more recent decapitations as a result of the long drop occurred when Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti was hanged in Iraq in 2007. Accidental decapitation also occurred during the 1962 hanging of Arthur Lucas, one of the last two people to be put to death in Canada.

Yeah, the official website says (Google translate) "this legendary flower was said to be behind this restoration", but she was born in 1863 and the restoration was in 1868, so she would have been five years old. Interestingly, there was a Saga Rebellion in 1874, but then she would have been nine years old.

>he underestimates a loli prostitute
You wouldn't have survived more than a few weeks back then.

Eleven years old rather, my math is failing me for some reason. Still kind of young to be involved in that sort of thing. The Satsuma rebellion was 1877, but then why hold her for 5 years before executing her?

shit translation

>she is killed trying to protect Xu Fu from an assassin

The only thing I can think of is her being executed after a rebellion like this one:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chichibu_incident

although the setup is definitely not telegraphed. I'm still gunning for the "Yoshiwara [in this case Shimabara] tragedy" explanation.

Well, we've talked over what "維新の裏" actually means, and the better translation than the literal "behind" would be more something like "in the shadow" or "int the back row". Still, you are ver much right that she'd have been far too young to be a legendary prostitute (flower, again, is a literal translation) at the time of the restauration, and certainly not involved in it in any way.
That biography is pretty confusing, provided her birthday is correct. There's always the possibility that they are lying about her age. The thing is: Something seems to be off. And I'm not talking about Yuugiri's head.

I like this fan comic, that implies that Yuugiri was just a casuality of a murder to intimidate Soejima Taneomi/Xu Fu

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I can't believe Prince wrote a song about Yuugiri

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soejima_Taneomi
>He later joined Itagaki Taisuke and Eto Shimpei in forming the Aikoku Koto political party

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aikoku_Kōtō
>Its purpose was to petition the Meiji government to establish a national assembly. Fearing arrest after the failed Saga Rebellion, Itagaki disbanded it soon after its foundation.

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Sakura is a year older, why is she so flat
>ywn have a Saki 12 episode spinoff cour

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I want loli Sakura to boss me around

>not loli Ai

>loli Ai
He said "boss me around". Not "mercilessly slaughter me".

Look at them. So happy. They've got no idea what's coming.

Them saving Saga together?

H-how did she get that gash?

TL?

"I SAID I want to PLAY with SAKI!!"
"She seriously does look like an egg..."
SFX: squish squish
What is with the disproportionate amount of people asking for translations in ZLS threads? Out of all of the threads I visit ZLS threads have the most people asking for translations

Why does Yea Forums hates Lily now?

Yea Forums doesn't hate Lily. Why do you keep asking that same question every few threads?

Stop spreading bullshit. Misaka Mikoto does that.

Because I'm dying from overwork and can barely go to Yea Forums nowadays, so it's hard to find those threads, sorry user.

Because she's a tranny

I have a strong desire to see Yuugiri getting flustered or being in embarrassing/ridiculous situations that make her want to cry.

There's something about serious and calm women freaking out that's very charming to me. Anyone think the same?

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we don't it's just one really angry user

Yuugiri is only interested in foreigners!

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Based and zonbii pilled

Bump!?

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I'd bump uglies with Saki

How did Egg get so thicc?

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Eating a lot of chippu.

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She's a lesbian tho

...

Just because she's a lesbian doesn't mean she can't be bi

this is why I want her episode to involve her being stranded somewhere and having to deal with traversing the modern world on foot back to the mansion while she remembers the situation that lead to her beheading
the end should have her collapse infront of the mansion bawling her eyes out with Sakura calling out to Ai that she found her way back

Seems no one here has seen episode 9 ...
No lesbians in this show, no matter how hard yo/u/ try to force it.

Kotaro is no foreigner though.

What kind of argument is that?

What are the chances they make another cafe collaboration next month?

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why are they singling Lily out and making her wear shorts

Because he's a boy.

Shrimpo thinks they look cuter, clearly.

It shouldn't have been outdated when Sakura lived though.

don't bully

It's not bullying. He is a boy. He himself acknowledged this. And he is into manly stuff, among other things, so why wouldn't he wear shorts?

>He himself acknowledged this
no she hasn't

i would last 0.5 seconds in Sakura's ass

What part of filename related don't you understand, Sakisperg?

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>Hey, this lad is a lad
>n-no

Lily said she threw away the name Masao

6 cute zombies to choose from, and you still want to talk about that boy no one wants

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this I can accept as a reasonable answer but treating Lily differently because she was born a boy isn't nice

please don't post Yuugiri when you say things like that

and yet people like you hail a dead child as a trans icon, this shit is dumb from the very start

But all the zomblers are cute you philistine.

He has. Remember the story he told Sakura? Remember what it was about? Remember that he explicitly said that he was that guy named Masao?

>Sakisperg?
Who do you think I am, retard? And what does Saki have to do with anything?
Well, at least you revealed who you are, Junkotroll. So, you are not only a yurifag, but also one of these transactivist shitposters. It's all coming together now ...

yes, she WAS that guy named Masao
and now she is Lily

>and yet people like you hail a dead child as a trans icon
I don't, shithead. I'm one of those arguing against those shitters. Am I not allowed to disagree with you on details without you throwing me into a pot with everyone else you disagree with?

Doesn't change anything about Lily being a boy and admitting that he's a boy. You are just inserting your own wishful thinking. Please keep to what we actually know from the show itself and don't mix in your agenda-driven fantasies.

This is the greatest and best fanart in the world.
Tribute

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she admitted she was a boy, implying she is no longer
she threw away her Masao

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Sakura is THICC holy shit

>implying she is no longer
No, that was at no point implied. Unless you interpret it in a very distinct way - intentionally.

>she threw away her Masao
If you refer to the name: He just says he doesn't use it anymore. Which is factually correct. And in the context means: It doesn't matter what genitals he has (just like Saki says in your pic).
If you refer to his genitals: Bullshit. He very likely still has them. (Zombies can't disown bodyparts anyway. Even if they are unattached, they still feel and control them.)

Post kimono zomblers.

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Can't wait for Yuugiri's song in season 2, when all of them get to wear traditional clothing.

Sakura singing enka when?

Season 5.

Sakura gang rise up!

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Her death day's already over in most of the world.

Yugiri’s dress seems way out of character. Sakura has a pretty nice kimono though.

I know that this pic is referencing Big Boss but the like is said in MGS4 when referring to Solid Snake. Still fits. youtube.com/watch?v=_k3n5me4Rns&t=61s

>this is your average eggfag

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Fuck off, troll. Leave other people and their little flaws alone when you yourself are just a giant shitposter.

Why do none of the fans notice their cold dead pulseless hands during events?

Because they've warmed up from dancing and shaking the hands of their living fans.

You can only warm up from dancing if you have a circulation to begin with otherwise only the shaking of hands will warm them up.

They're moving around a lot. Or would their lack of circulations (except Shrimpo when she's nervous) keep that heat localized?

They do have circulation. And they do warm up. We've seen them sweating. And blushing. I don't get why some people are so determined to deny that.

If they have working circulatory systems they'd bleed all over the place when they lose a limb or their heads.

people confuse them with gabugabu/Romero zombies

its magic, aint gotta explain shit

If they can control their separated bodyparts (meaning that electrical impulses get "teleported" from one separated nerve-end to another), then why wouldn't their blood get magically teleported from one half of a cut vessel to another one?
You pick the one thing where we see "zombie magic" happen, choose very selectively which one aspect you count (blood) and which one you don't (motoric/sensoric impulses), and then use that to argue against factual evidence for other things.
And, worse, you are obsessed with this absurd theory of yours. Do you also believe in a flat earth? Or alien conspiracies?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takahashi_Oden
>and being the last woman in Japan to be put to death by beheading
>1879

>yuugiri dead in 1882
beheading(X)
Hanging(O)

Season 2 when? I need more shock culture coming from the oldest idols

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The wiki refers only beheading from death penalties, thought.
She might have been murdered.

Yuugiri is interested in Kotarou who is not a foreigner. Maybe not romantically but she still likes him

>Yuugiri is interested in Kotarou
That heavily depends on your definition of "interest". I'm sure the other user was implying something very ... specific. Something of a more romantic or sexual nature.

I don't follow. Please explain further and give pictures for proper visualization.

Sorry, user. No pictures I could give can compete with the pictures your mind can produce.

So when are we getting mock gravure of the idols? Not including Masao, of course. He's just a kid

Would you like the zomblers in a generic high school setting?

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Not a generic one, no. Some hilarious comedy, sure!

I doubt this would happen since she already seems to be comfortable and confident about walking around alone.

Sasuga, eggfags

*she's just a kid

*she is just a kid (penis)

If anything, episode 9 confirmed she's a lesbian. Maybe you should actually watch the show before trying to pretend to understand it

/u/ goggles

tr/u/e /u/nderstanding

>Not a generic one, no. Some hilarious comedy, sure!
The setting doesn't really say anything about the quality of the humor.

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Lilly's chest looks fat, maybe she is finally becoming a woman

># stripes depending on zombie number
>badges based on their t-shirts
>Sakura's white thighhighs!! ZR!!!
>LILY WEARING BOYSHORTS
BOYSHORTS!!!

>Sakura getting fucking TRUCK'D AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>more
There weren't really many fish out of water moments in S1
Really hope we get more next season.