Batman: “I’m helping!”

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This. In a Justice League situation he can only really work as the brains of the organisation who plans stuff and coordinates. It's just ludicrous to have him there fighting alongside the team.

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Sure you haven't, zoomie

don’t fuck with me, sludgeskin

>He'd be better off as a Marvel hero instead.

D00d, they have a fucking chick in a catsuit, some guy with an indestructible frisbee and an archer in the Avengers next to three invincible guys.

he looks fat

I haven't watched any snyder shit because it looks dull and depressing.

I honestly just perfer street level heroes in general. I hate the multiverse intergalactic capeshit that marvel has inspired recently. It's just an excuse to have cheap cgi and a lack of good story telling about a hero risking his life for others. I'm not the biggest fan of the new Batman movie but I do appreciate that it's a simple action-drama and not some BING BING WAHOO Cgi snoozefest.

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Or else what Doreen, will you finally join the 41%?

>He'd be better off as a Marvel hero instead
>Let's move Batman to another universe where gods, reality warpers, omega level mutants, super geniuses, and magic users exists. He'll fit right in!

Fair point. I just think heroes are more Kino when they're own their own and have trade-offs to their powers and capabilities like Raimi's Spiderman or the Batman Arkham games. Can't say that's the case for the current MCU though.

I concede your point.
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Is he holding a gun? What the fuck?

Invented the only thing that could kill it, solved Luthor's plot, was the only guy taking out Luthor's arms shipments, Batman wasn't helping, he was the only guy working the whole movie.

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Batman hating guns is normie faggotry that started in the early 80s. He's used guns consistently throughout his career, just not to kill usually.

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The fuck?
And why would Batman kill Robin anyway?

Make me

>not some BING BING WAHOO Cgi snoozefest.
Kek

>The only way to counteract this is to make batman a Mary Sue who seemingly defies all odds which ruins the character even more.
No, he could start out as normal and then get boosted when his friends help him make stronger stuff with materials that weren't available beforehand. It really isn't that hard to have proper power scaling in a story.

joke cover. 50s were rife with them

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Read the story to find out kek that's the point of the clickbait covers

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That's bloody genius, wow.

DC is the house that Batman built, bitch, deal with it

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Guns are the least problem with Justice League Batman. Having him on the team is like having a drooling retard on the starting lineup of a championship NBA team.

>he could start out as normal and then get boosted when his friends help him make stronger stuff with materials that weren't available
That still ruins his appeal. Like just give him some magic titanium indestructible armour and it's okay? The most appealing about Batman is how vulnerable he is. He has to relies tactics to subdue his enemies. You'd just make him a bulletproof hero with an iron man you just have iron man but dc, not the tactical ninja detective we love.

bottom actually looks so bad

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Doesn’t matter he was standing up against a monster stronger than Superman with a single kryptonite grenade

A granade launcher designed for the lead and kryptonite granades, not that different from the grappling hook.

Isn't that what the new Batman movie did despite pushing for the le realistic and le grounded meme?

what does it being grounded have to do with the capabilities of his armor?

He did it because of his hate boner towards Superman, and he still took Luthor's b8. If anything Superman did the tough part of the job by convincing Batman out of his hate boner, and by killing Doomsday by offing himself alongside with it.

Batman in it was more ludicrous than anything shown in the previous DC movies with Superman and Wonder Woman.

Old DC comics frequently had "why is this hero acting like an asshole? Buy this comic to find out!" covers

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Batman is as outlandish as anything else.

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>He did it because of his hate boner towards Superman,
Which was really misplaced aggression over the death of Robin
>, and he still took Luthor's b8
So did Superman
>If anything Superman did the tough part of the job by convincing Batman out of his hate boner
All Superman did was take it across the chin, Lois convinced Batman.
> and by killing Doomsday by offing himself alongside with it.
Wouldn't have been possible without Batman's inventions and Superman still wound up with a tie.
truth.

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>le realistic and le grounded meme?
I don't care for realism, I just want plausibility and sensibility. I do agree that scene was retarded though. But he was tanking gunshots with (presumably) expensive Waynetech armour, not some deathray from a alien cyborg. He was still hurt from the battle and that's why he injected himself with some venom or some shit.

>He was still hurt from the battle and that's why he injected himself with some venom or some shit.
Which in itself is a stupid scene.
Batman in that movie got hurt when the movie demanded a bit of suspenseful tease and was invulnerable all the other times.
That scene with him finally getting "hurt" by the shotgun blast only exists because the movie wanted to tease his "downfall" before showing him heroically rescuing Catwoman.
In other scenes he is able to tank whatever shots without any issue. He even gets shot in the head is gets up fine moments later despite wearing nothing but a leather cowl.

>Sneeder's Batman was the first time I watched a Batman flick and genuinely thought just how fucking stupid Batman looks.
Afleck was the most authentic looking Batman yet, so you just don't actually like Batman.

Batman has never looked fat and gormless and a little cross-eyed in a comic.

Again, I'm not agreeing it was a good movie. But I do think it's less jarring than Batman surviving a punch from Superman.

that doesn't answer the question.

>Batman has never looked fat and gormless
Batfleck is still more authentic, because the other ones are even less so. They are all small men in body armour. Batman is a brick-shithouse in grey ninja cloth who relies on skill to avoid injury, not armor.

>Batman relies on skill to avoid injury, not armor.
There's a tension-obliterating scene in BvS where Batman tanks several point blank gunshots to the head

he looked fucking stupid lol

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He looks fucking ludicrous in the Sneeder flicks. Like an SNL skit.

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he looked like a fat sack of shit

that's precisely why it doesn't look good in live-action. Snyder took the TDKR outfit and made almost no changes to it, and as a result you get Ben Affleck struggling under a bunch of muscle-pads. It does not look good up close and the cowl is atrocious. Snyder would have better off stealing one of the Arkham game's designs for Batman.

new Batman had far too much of Pattinson out in the open just wailing on people. Very little stealth, his modus operandi just seems to be coming through the front door of places and sucker-punching people who take issue. His time in stealth is just him in civilian cloths on a rooftop with binoculars. I suppose this is all appropriate for newbie Batman but it is still a disappointment.

>muh batman not fat! he scrawny twink

miller sucks