The Gray Man

>>steal valor from us virgins
Kek. What a phrase. Thanks for making me chuckle

LITERALLY me after applying for Wagner Group.

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>The Gray Man

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>ryan goslings new film

You mean barbie?

Is he a bad guy in this?

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Twitter was a goddamn mistake. None of these people are mentally ill weirdos. They all have friends and gfs

More like The Gay Man

pew pew bang boom pow wow white male lead hooks up with hot minority actress and saves the day

oh, billy bob thornton is in this film

Is it supposed to be satire?

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Based and literally me

ryan gosling is the protagonist, chris evans () is the antagonist

Maybe you will, but since his character is going to be just like me in every way, I won't have to change at all.

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mulldog hands typed this

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Did he get jaw fillers?

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It’s got the capeshit directors and captain america so no not really. Fuck when’s the last time greensling was in a movie?

>He was gray in appearance and demeanor

>ryan gosling literally becomes gray in the film
would be kino

I haven't seen this asshole in any kino for years. Of course I'm excited for it.

once it's out, do you thick Yea Forums will obsess over it like they did with drive?

oh Ray is gonna be all over this

>spook worship

No thanks!

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Literally me except I don't own an AR

Jesus Christ, I'm gonna cum.

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Cavill did it better.

Also, what the fuck is with the:
>slicked dark hair
>trimmed mustache
Trope lately? Whites le bad?

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the cheap porno stache is how you know they are are bad

Why is every mustache now referred to as a cheap porno stache? That isn't anywhere near proper sleazecore, you're the only one getting that vibe because you objectify chadvill's body.

Sirs

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GOOD MORNING sirs

I just want heist or operator kino starring the goose, but directed by micheal mann. And I want the goose to do 3 months of gunfighter training with SAS instructors.

Nice thinking, slick.

he's probably an annoying libshit irl, but i like Evans in everything i've seen him in

depends on who can wore it best and in this case Cavill has the look to pull it off... now if it was Paul Dano with a stache than I will agree completely

where he is a liberal or not, it doesn't define his acting abilities. separate the actor and their performance from the beliefs. you can disagree with their viewpoints, but still enjoy their work

okay good

i could give less of a shit, i was just referencing the fact that the board hates on him sometimes

>Twitter
>None of these people are mentally ill weirdos
lol, and dare I say, lmao.

looks like a whole slew of miscasts

Why did the goose choose to pivot from being the hunky guy in "romance" movies to making movies just for us?

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droopy face

>The Gray Man
>The First Man
>The Wolf Man

HACK

I didn't see any black main characters in it.

user, did you get whiplash going from Drive to Crazy, Stupid, Love.?

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this guy was a real jerk!

I can't believe such a gay, negrofied country is the grandest one today.

Is this the TRT Gosling arch?

>now don't laugh at this next part

kek

>In the end Ryan Gosling became very cold... not in just his demeanor, but actually freezing to the point his warm breath can be seen exiting his mouth like a man trapped in Mount Everest as his companions left him to die all alone

You can thank the germans for fucking up europe, as is their tradition.

Kek

The grain man?

We have to normalise mustaches.