what is with Johnny Depp's accent and the way he talks he is born in Kentucky but lived in Florida growing up and doesn't have either accent I just didn't expect him to talk like jack sparrow all the time
What is with Johnny Depp's accent and the way he talks he is born in Kentucky but lived in Florida growing up and...
MORNING JOHNNY BROS
WHO HAS THERE MEGA MUFFIN'S READY TO EAT?
STREAM IS LIVE.
TRIAL DAY 10 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
It's the "got drunk and did cocaine every day for 40 years" accent
Straight into a sidebar. Do we know which witnesses are getting called today?
Jury coming in. Depp's team calling in officer Haden
Hopefully more Dr kino
Unfortunately I looks like this witness will be the same as officer Saenz' yesterday. Haden was her partner on call when the domestic incident happened. Both sides will back and forth on
>did you see any injuries on Ms. Heard
>did you see any signs of violence when you arrived?
>a whole 52 minutes of boredom
Guess I'll wait another hour
i thought James Franco and Elon Musk are going to witnesses or was that just a rumour
u Yea Forums dudes don't have the patience for law
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it might be a rumour, it was on TMZ after all, but
this is Week 3
we still have another week at least after this
>Get called to an apartment over a "dispute"
>Nothing out of the ordinary
>Sobbing woman is red around the eyes, as if she had been crying
>No signs of violence, situation isn't dangerous or aggravated
>Ask her if she needs anything
>She doesn't respond
>Give her your card incase she needs to tell you anything
>Probably just a heated argument
That was it.
Amber's lawyer made it sound like the officers walked in on Amber getting beaten to death, 360'd, and walked away.
It's a five week trial.
Thought this was actually a thread about Johnny Depp's accent. Turns out it's about some reddit bullshit that for some reason you retards have to come onto this site and sperg about.
they're only in court four days a week after all
Stop thinking about Reddit user
He's a posh asshole.
He use British terminology because he's been living that lifestyle of the high art douche bag for so long.
Kind of like how Madonna put on an accent
order in the court or I will have you removed
Just a drugged up weirdo
he's just an american taking on a lot of british culture, including music and muscians. basically faking it till he made it larprer.
So another two weeks at least, dumbo.
Turd's lawyers are more like
>You did not disclose that you couldn't have possibly seen any signs of what you mustn't have assessed to be a physical confrontation, correct?
>Answer the question please, yes or no
when they wrap this up on week four, you're gonna look like a clown, and the saddest part about this is that I won't be able to rub it in your face
He has some French/Native which may be swaying his identity, but he’s pretty typically southeastern American. That whole gulf coast has that southern drawl that’s highly French influenced and also has a posh attitude. Mixed with that British aspect he’s got a poshy-southern-spiritual persona.
You won't, because it won't happen.
She actually seems less confrontational with this officer, she pressed Saenz a lot more yesterday, showed her a lot of pictures of Amber's face.
god this is so petty
I have no interest in this conversation
can we both move on from this?
Why are you acting like you're in the same room with me, retard? Just stop. No one's forcing you to reply.
so that I can win a moral victory when you won't follow your own advice
would it make you feel better if I said "okay maybe you're right"
>more recorded shit
Kinobros....when is dr mommy coming back?
shes gone forever now but she is but a miffin
Imagine becoming ultra famous at 20 years old. People worshipping you even though you aren't fully "you" yet. He got stuck in that. Never developed a real personality, so he's just acting. Like a teenager does when they become e-girls and shit like that
>he is born in Kentucky but lived in Florida growing up and doesn't have either accent
Because he took vocal lessons to "not sound like a hick".
how did he go from having hair that looks like this (ok it might be slightly wet)
... to THIS
he wasn't acting jack sparrow he was just drunk all the time
stop deleting threads you dumb fuck jannies
most balding actors get hair plugs, depp is one of them
He got really into hunter s and became really good friends with him for ten years before hunter offed himself. I truly think Johnny never really could stop being some weird amalgum of himself and hunter. Even Sparrow is kinda like hunter if he’d been around as a pirate
I thought he grew up in the Bahamas and had an americanised british accent?
kys newfag janny
No, they said she was subject to recall so she might return
She’s subject to recall. Pray they forgot something yesterday.
Fucking faggot tranny janny
>watch the trial at work
>have to hide my boner from my coworkers when she's on screen
god shes perfect milf
Janny are you okay?
he does it for free
I love that trial, Johnny is fucking hilarious, he should have played in comedy movies more.
Amber couldnt come off as a much bigger cunt if she wanted.
>a mega banan?
janny is jealous of milf shrink and of heard. he will never be like them. sad!
Why would an officer take photographs to show that no crime was committed?
>looks above the screen to check the time because he's bored by these same questions 100 times.
>Did you take any photos to show a lack of injury?
>Did you take any photos to show a lack of damage?
What kind of retarded questions are these?
Anyone not gay but want to suck a dick? I'd love to give it a shot, but i just wish it wasn't attached to a guy. Even if I decided to suck some dudes dick how do you go about that? Can you just go to a bar and ask him if he wants a blowjob in the bathroom?
>at least two troon threads still up
>3 pedo threads up aswell
>one Depp thread starts and tranny jannies immediately swoop in and nuke the thread
I have a mobile and unlimited hours to waste fuckheads I’ll make up as many Depp threads as I want
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T TAKE FULL PHOTOGRAPHS OF EVERY HOME YOU VISIT ON YOUR HUNDREDS OF CALLS OVER 5 YEARS??!
>threatening him now
Based BPD lawyer
It’s a six week trial
I started like this and eventually just realized I was slightly bi. Like, I want to fuck any attractive woman I see, but only maybe 1/10 attractive dudes. Just go suck a dick you faggot
>WE'RE GOING TO CHARGE YOU IF YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR
I hate this old bag
did the jannies ever specify why they have such a hateboner for those threads?
it doesnt even make sense.
They're trying to show that ge's doing his job poorly, but it's such a lazy attempt that it just makes them look like retards
Court calls for a 3 week recess
The voice is so infuriatingly put on and pretentious, I would seriously consider siding with the bitch if I were on that jury. I would just want to scream SPIT IT OUT! JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG I'VE BEEN SEQUESTERED HERE FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS NOW. I KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY TALK LIKE THAT.
>another 30 minute deposition
FUCK BRING BACK DOCTOR MOMMY
anyone have the pic where the person holding the spear is depp and the person on the ground is heard?
>are you aware that I can rain unholy HELLFIRE DOWN UPON YOU IF YOU FAIL TO ANSWER THESE RETARDED QUESTIONS IN A WAY THAT IS FAVORABLE TO AMBER HEARD
>i do not recall
Even the judge can't take it anymore.
Nothing about them makes sense I mean they don’t even get paid
im just waiting for AH''s lawyers to OBJECTION HEARSAY themselves again
That guy seems to have fucked off for now and we just get the old bat, maybe Ms. Turd shouted at him for embarrassing her.
A mega muffin ?
I gotta watch his testimony on 1.75x
Which one of them is rottenberg?
The objection to his own question guy.
It's Rottenborn though, unironically named like a disney villain.