Margot Robbie as Barbie

old hag

If it has Kino production design and a Y2K soundtrack i'll watch it, if it's just real life but she wears pink then I won't.

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It’s fantastic, being plastic.

margo is cute

Eyebrows too dark

Extremely cute.

What even is this fucking movie
>Licensed Barbie movie
>Directed by Greta Gerwig
>Written by Noah Baumbach
>Starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling
Meme movie about toy for 5 year old girls made by the people that made Frances Ha? How will this even turn out

Either phoned in garbage or unapologetic kino and no in between.

congrats

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C'mon Barbie, let's go party if you get my drift

Barbie autist here, holding steady, the casting isn't bad and the team is competent.

dubs and you wake up

why is goose paired with an old fridge?

Mazel Tov!

>Ryan Gosling
certified kino

Highest rated and most pretty blonde girl that will sell tickets to a high budget experiment. I'm sure Anya was considered as well but she looks too AYYLMAO to be Barbie. Margot is not perfect but no human will be.

Damn. Wish I was you.

Imagine if they went through with Amy Schumer as Barbie like they originally planned.

No way this won't be in the movie at some point.
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too old

why not make barbie an asian

it'll be "subverting" your expectations kind of flick, just look at the people involved

I knew the song but never really listened that closely to all the lyrics

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamor in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
you can play
if you say "I'm always yours"

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Damn

What the fuck is it even gonna be about? A bimbo being a bimbo for 90 minutes?

Hot glue when?

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drugs were probably involved

Digits and I start fucking her and you turn into my twink butt-slut.

Kino Men will NEVER understand
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I'm just shocked Ken isn't black in this.

How much do you guys wanna bet this movie will center around mentioning white privilege and black oppression.

Congrats, user!

>Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling
I will now watch your film.

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You underestimate the autism of Mattel.

I'm happy for you

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>barbie movie starring two white actors
>BRO BUT IMAGINE THE RACIAL COMMENTARY THAT WILL BE IN IT !!!
>BRO WHY IS THE MAIN GUY NOT BLACK ???????????
>BRO THIS MOVIE IS RACIST !!!!!!!!
this is the current state of Yea Forums

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Better than Nu-Disney shit.

Should’ve cast Samara Weaving instead, she hasn’t hit the wall yet

barbie is supposed to be the embodiment of blonde haired, blue eyed, stacy bimbo.
margot is a stick and she looks almost 40 now. bleh

Trips and she leaves you for a swarthy greek man

Got that right.
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I think they were looking for someone actually sexy and who can act. Sorry bud.

>Margot and Goose
>White cast
sounds fun. im in

Barbie hasn't been a bimbo since the 80's. My niece used to love watching the show when I used to babysit her. Barbie is clever one amongst her friends. This was in 2000's.

Reject modernity.
Embrace tradition.

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plot is
>A doll living in 'Barbieland' is expelled for not being perfect enough and sets off on an adventure in the real world.
It will guaranteed be an overt feminist narrative and about how Barbie dolls are inflicting gender stereotypes etc. I'm calling it now.

I swear I read the most retarded opinions on this website

But will it be as kino as Life-Size starring Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan?

trips and she actually marries me

>Hot glue when?
When you purchase the collectors edition blu-ray

>When Robbie sat down withThe Hollywood Reporter, she was asked point-blank what theBarbiemovie would be about."All we can say is whatever you're thinking, it's not that," she teased.

This woman has no problem or shame being typecast just as a sex object

Baumbach and Gerwig do nostalgia and comfy, the film is most likely going to be about Barbie trying to woo Ken, while Ken doesn't really want to commit, or just isn't interested in her romantically, only as friends.
I know it sounds impossible that any hot-blooded male isn't turned on by Barbie the moment they set eyes on her, but that's where I could see this going.
It's going to be a comfy/gritty take on romance, where Barbie is the one in a pinch.

Trips and she trips to her death on 25 may 2022

I’d be shocked if Barbie: The Movie was overtly political. Mattel is absurdly protective of Barbie. They take a stance that Barbie was always good for girls, and they will never greenlight a story that implies otherwise.

and Alexander Payne co wrote I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
it’s gonna be mid at best

why is the cast for this so stacked?

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I hereby invite myself to the wedding. Yes, I will awkwardly and very obviously fondle the bridesmaids. No, I will not do it while drunk. Yes, I will leave with 3/4 of the food halfway through the ceremony.

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*Hollywood
Ftfy

Barbie money is huge, it’s in between Gundam and Transformers. Barbie has made more money than One Piece.

Why would she? She's beautiful and knows it.
It was her idea to put the panty flash in bombshell. It wasn't in the script.

Margot Robbie is not a suitable cast for Barbie. Robbie is harsh and buglike. Barbie is soft and prim

Hi Barbie!
...
Wanna go for a Ride?

Money

She obviously does to some extent because she flat out sabotaged her biggest masturbation bait role in Birds of Prey

>Simu Liu
Shang Chi was so fucking shit, not even that commie chink could save it

>Fridge Barbie
Yass! Beautiful at any size!

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>Will Ferrell as the ceo of a toy company
Oh, so it'll be a meta about a toy company (Matell) basing their doll off of the real life Barbie and the complications that come with doing that.
Lol boring.