Official depp v heard defamation trial thread

Official depp v heard defamation trial thread.

I sleep at recorded testimonies edition

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> Generic while male
> uhhh I dunno
lol
She don't remember anything. Are all cops like that in US? Do they rely on body cameras?

YYYYYYYYAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
good puzzle brehs

This is fucking GAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Why aren't there more courtroom comedies like My Cousin Vinny?

God look at this pathetic flat old bitch. Just pitiful!

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>Amber enjoying her last moments of not being a pariah

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Digits and Amber WINS

I love Dr Mommy

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*ruins your life*

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She wishes she was half as pretty as Amber

I'd eat her curry if you catch my drift

cope

Delusional.

Literally falling to sleep rn

Yes Man is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. Also, that episode of IASIP

Id let her ruin my life for just one second with her
Id fucking kill literal babies to have a whiff at her hair goddammit

Free mason confirmed

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do you remember what you wore years ago on a specific day?

Well coped, my friend!

Even Amber is annoyed at how passive that policewoman is.

she needs to urinate in my face. pronto.

Amber wishes she was 1/10th as intelligent, educated and liked as Dr. Curry.

MOGGED to oblivion holy shit

Would you agree that this is not the thread and the baker is actually a big mommy simp with a fetish for glasses?

Go listen to the trial, Amber

OONAGH

>has to copy dr mommy because shes a BPD whore
OHNONONONONO TURDBROS????

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Amber hit the wall hard

I can't stop fapping holy shit

I hurt myself today

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NO INJURY
NO INJURY
NO INJURY
NO INJURY

It's over. Case closed.

First for DJ Maxipad

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OBJECTION! HEARSAY, RELEVANCE, FOUNDATION, UH, UHM...

>My empire of dung

>she will never be your literal mother
why even live

based

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why does her jaw/chin look so froggy?

Sustained. Move on to the next objection.

Who would win a court room brawl between her, dr mommy and amber?

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Ms. Piggyface.

um, sweety, you asked the question

Imagine waking up, going to court, sitting down knowing the whole jury is against you and everyone wants you dead, and to top it off, your therapist mogs you to hell and beyond. I'm surprised she's maintained her composure thus far

c-c-compound

us lol

Quick user, may 20 2016, what were you doing?

>ywn be a therapy dog redeeming pets from currywaifu

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Is this what two bottles of wine a day does? Amber hit the wall hard.

It's just about 50 millions, no biggy zzZZzzz

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the audience

Is that Florence Pork?

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>Johnny Depp
>Alice in wonderland
pottery

I don't recall

Post the photos!
Why don't they show anything?

Trips and heard kills herself

Fapping to henta-I mean I don't recall

probably having a wank

Blowing loads in my towel

"OBJECTION, UHHH LAW THINGY!!!!"
>"sustained"
Amber simps: such an unbiased judge, wow what a fair trial

Ambertrannies are literal subhumans

>you did not see this stain correct?
>yes.
>did you investigate that stain at all?

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Who wrote this on the card, 7 years ago, on a largely uneventful night?

>reddit is on depp's side
>4chin is on depp's side
>youtube is on depp's side

doesn't this literally mean he'll most likely lose?

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sneedposting as always

According to my letterboxd diary I saw Money Monster.

>proves dr milf correct by copying her with the glasses
whats her endgame?

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examen de admision para ingresar a la universidad

what did she unironically mean by this?

fishin

Who else Reiketa Law Chads here?

Twitter and normie women are on Johnny's side too. Literally no one is on Amber's side except for some extreme minority and contrarians.

who dis

university lectures

is THAT Dr,Cunny OMG

holy shit ambers coping hard lmao

>she smells my cumsock

seething disdain

>10 years ago, you were one a plane, and the stewardess gave you a choice for dinner, stake or fish, which did you have?
>yes I remember, I had lasagna

Literally grasping at straws

some courtroom reporter with a sense of style.

This lesbian doesn't give a single fuck. Robust.

She looks bad with glasses.
Mogged hard by Dr. Mommy.

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
AMBERBROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

it's crazy watching him have all the public on his side and then you open facebook and every news outlet is reporting it as if something horrible johnny did was exposed and amber is an innocent baby who did nothing wrong.

i don't know what's going to happen.

does she have an insta or something, I wanna hit on her

DJ Maxipad

the jury is composed of people who didn't know who JD was, I can't even comprehend how they think or live their lives so who knows.

merkel sounding desperate here

I believe I was engaging in wanton domestic violence under the influence of alcohol and class A drugs.

I keep hearing brap sounds

This is pure insanity. It's one of the biggest cases in the world and Amber's lawyers are literally like some retards who just stepped out of law school and is trying their very first case.

How does this happen?

Amber Heard doesn’t have 50 million dollars. What will Johnny depp actually win?

my dick

Why is Amber's lawyer antagonising the officer? Do they really think this helps them?

Cunny has the glasses that make her look younger.
Heard ones makes her look like a granny.

no she sent me that pic on whatsapp

Yes, it's private

Remember to get a MEGA MUFFIN from Dr Mommy.

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Quads and they will kill themselves

B R A A A A A A A A A P
B R A A A A A A A A P
B R A A A A A A A P
B R A A A A A A P
B R A A A A A P
B R A A A A P
B R A A A P
B R A A P
B R A P
B R A
B R
B

HERE WE GO

She'll have to sell her body until she's debt free

If Amber loses, she will shit on the judge's desk.

Her whole team is way too aggro. Always

>the jury is composed of people who didn't know who JD was, I can't even comprehend how they think or live their lives so who knows.

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did johnny fall asleep on the mic several times? i won´t belive those are all farts.

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savor the moment

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lol it already got disabled this morning

lois lane

Ohh shit Amber looked really uncomfortable when the cop said it did not look like an injury

Are those the Riddler glasses??????

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thing is, being on someone's side doesn't really help much in this instance here
so what people think Amber's a lunatic, he still has to prove that she's deliberately defamed him, which is still a hard task even if she's a obviously a cunt

take what you can

what did this narcissistic jewish sellout mean by this and why is he such a faggot now?

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>IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE INJURY
Amber's own lawyers keep fucking her over time and time again with everything they provide and say.

A 'mega shit'?

quite pungent

gg jigsaw chads
lets do mommy muffins pic

who cares

Is this true? How is that even possible?

holy fuck

YOU. JUST. KNOW.

>now

A role in the new Aquaman.

So they're talking about this picture, right?

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what's on his mind bros

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wow, what a phony

I want to shoot thick, sticky ropes of cum all over those fucking glasses. Amber plz

Stern is a massive retard, as always.

Who cares?

Takes one to know one.
(The Jew is right).

>hasbeen mad about stillis being in the spotlight
Many such cases

women control him

Stern admitted that he hardly even watched anything related to the case. He's just trying his dumbass "shock jockey" shtick to try to get views/listens.

Amber Heard still looks amazing. You fat virgin incels talk a lot of shit behind your computer screens.

IT'S UP TO THE """""""VICTIM""""""" IF THEY WANT TO CO-OPERATE
>IT'S UP TO THE """""""VICTIM""""""" IF THEY WANT TO CO-OPERATE

Damn this lawyer retarded

Maybe when Amber was at her peak but not anymore. Time was her ally but now it has abandoned her, the Forerunner have returned.

Maybe competent lawyers didn't want to work with her, couldn't imagine why.

Has Tusk been mentioned at all during the trial?

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>pattinson got namedropped yesterday
He's going to ENTER court and save johnny.

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dr mommy

>What will Johnny depp actually win?
You got it all wrong.

What ALL OF US win is that she starts doing porn.

pay attention to the trial mrs tur, err, herd

I just started watching the trial. QRD on things that happened so far.

He's bleeding views and being contrarian just for clicks. He really chose the wrong thing to be contrarian about though.

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Pints, mega pints.

>What will Johnny depp actually win?
Probably a bunch of roles, companies are too afraid to cast him into right now. Like the next Pirates, which would probably make him 10 million a day.

OMG - She's clearly been crying, someone arrest this man for flagrant cheek reddening

[Agreeable]

i literally get red cheeks like that after jacking off

Looks like she got punched

do you think he regrets not getting some therapy sessions himself?

dr milf's mega milk

>tfw no one else actually bothered to watch Waiting for the Barbarians so you have no one to discuss it with

She's 32, she looks strikingly beautiful..

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The fleetwood mac album or the kevin smith flick?

howard stern is a retard and sorry bros it's not 2000 anymore

Yes and this

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>do i have a lamb bhuna or jalfrezi later to celebrate dr mommy BTFOing amber

They're teacup yorkies

Too bad not once witness who has been around her while this was allegedly happening saw any bruises on her.
And a cop literally said she wasn't a victim of domestic abuse.

This. It's shocking to me the show is still on

mirin

36

amber heard was 26 when she was lusting for 49 year old johnny depps balls, jfyi

PUZZLELADS WHERE ARE U?

he is going to rail her
mommy bros...

Pretty sure they're fucking on the side

>we're losing the audience, quick, queue the brap noises

Same redness on both sides of her face and eyes
Crying

that looks like you could mimic it if you scratch your cheekbone for a couple seconds.

Make up bros.. we won

You just KNOW

So?

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>CONSISTENT WITH HER CRYING
>NO SIGN OF INJURY
Amber is going to lose this, so badly.

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I was wondering the same thing

whatchu mean generic?

>let me just take pictures of my "injuries" and save them for years, instead of going straight to a doctor and/or the police right after it happened
Why are women like this?

so?

jigex.com/3Hpgy
get in here jigsaw bros

The one Depp worked on.

>BUHLIEV ALL WOMANS

She's far prettier than her, older, smarter, and a non-crazy bitch

You could create that by leaning your face against a door frame for a few minutes.

Jesus, her Lawyers are literally getting a police officer to testify that there was no abuse and no injuries, what the fuck are they trying to do?

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Fuck off

BASED

why did she whip the glasses when she saw Johnny wearing ones? This bitch is seriously obsessed. Johnny better watch out after this trial, she might kill his ass.

First DJ Maxipad, then Dr. Mommy. Johnnybros eating well.

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Ah, I got this one.
Because they're evil.

>that's unusual is it not
>no it's not

absolutely based

yeah look at that fucking 100% straigh line

lmao this dyke cop does not give a single fuck

This dude is a washed up hasbin. Who cares what he thinks.

brap

>You're not board certified correct?
>Correct.
>I have no further questions, your honor.

How it should have gone

Bros what goes through the mind of a BPD woman?

this lesbian is pretty based

>Tell me you have mommy issues without telling me you have mommy issues

she saw dr mommy wearing them and wanted to copy, proving her right that she is in fact a BPD bitch

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Are you actually supposed to use the pocket handkerchief in your 3 piece suit?

this cop is bad ass

ZERO RECOLLECTION

youtube.com/watch?v=gI4qHCdcaQs
>5M views
JUST. His career ends after this, right?

i fuckin sleep, why the FUCK are they listening to pre recorded shit