Official depp v heard defamation trial thread

>recorded testimony
oh noo..

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>cop wearing a mask on zoom

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>Everyone on Amber's side is fat, ugly and stupid
>Everyone on Johnny's is hot, capable and based

Wat means?

>martin luther king blv
>*locks car*

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POH-LICE ON THE STAND

KINO INCOMING

>video conference mask
why

bros, this audio quality is extremely UNCOMFY

he's a big guy

when will amber testify?

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Thanks, just realized I wanted to start saving memories from this ride

>Wearing a mask for a recorded testimony
what

Deepest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins

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>YES I HIT THE BITCH & I'D DO IT AGAIN!

whoa johnny ..

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She is so cute bros

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What the fuck is going on? Where is that voice coming from?

when she testifies on my nuts

this trial has been blessed by the coomgods
and theyre all on johnny's side

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Shes prolly gonna talk in the last third of the trial

well she's not a cop cause she's bright user

>1h 47m of this shit

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Is it just this for another hour?

>2 hours of boring testimony
yeah i'll check back tomorrow

amber on suicide watch

your balls

>mfw going to fap to this trial for the 4th time today
>lost count of the total amount since it started

Jesus Christ

FUCK WHERE IS MY MOMMY KINO???
WHERE IS MY BUTLER KINO
FUCK THESE RETARDED RECORDINGS

the world must be fucking hellishly confusing to be THIS retarded

jigsawexplorer.com/online-jigsaw-puzzle-player.html?url=aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWFnZXMuc2FhdGNoaWFydC5jb20vc2FhdGNoaS8xNzQ0NTU4L2FydC84MzEwODg2LzczNzU3ODEtSFNDMDAwMDEtNy5qcGdfKG5vX3ByZXZpZXdfNClfKG5vcD01MDAp

here is baby Oonagh preparing for her first mega pint

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Yes, yes, well done Amber, well done Amber.

However!

Recent evidence must be taken into account. And I have a few last minute points to award.

To Dr. Shannon Curry for cool use of intellect, while others were in grave peril. Fifty points.

Second. To mr. Isaac Baruch for the greatest paintings a public court has seen this many years! Fity points.

And third to Mr. Johnny Depp. For pure love and outstanding courage. I award House Depp, sixty points.

Assuming the jury's votes are correct. I believe a change in decorations are in order.

Depp wins the Defamation Trial.

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Can any amerianon tell if more trials in the US of A are this kino?

I am so glad they recorded this 1h long testimony in a tiny bathroom

>Amber hit the wall hard!

Objection, foundation

how much will amber cry during her cross examination? Bet in milliliters.

i see nipple

BASED

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why can a woman enjoy a mega pint and its le funny but a man does it and he's an alcoholic?

Is this The Mollusks baby?

I wish I could give this an award!!!

>closing with a gringo with a mask on
yeah seeya tomorrow lads

This police cop sounds dumb as fuck.
At least show us her face ffs.

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The Kyle Rittenhouse trial was a fucking shitshow overall too. Then there's the classic OJ Simpson one, of course.

What about the muffins though?

vlc zoom plugin

Why does this cop sound like a dindu

>gringo
i don't think you know what that word means

you missed out the based butler King

>forgetting the butler
Shame on you.

there was an young e-girl type on the left a couple days ago. Can you find her coom user?

what is the point of questioning this pig
is she the responding officer or something? get on with it i wanna see butlerkino again

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Sounds like a spic to me.

yeah this is unlistenable and 2 hours long after which I presume they'll adjourn for the day. unfortunate.

>police cop
lmao I mean cop woman.

wait, is this recorded?

Amber is so clearly in the right here. Just the number of questions Depp's team got shut down on via hearsay tells they're grasping at straws.

it literally says MAR 31 2021 on screen
it's pre-recorded

yeah, these are so boring

someone give QRD on the muffin thing pls

this is a blue board user dont do this to me

Objection! Leading and hearsay.

May we approach, your honor?

Do they have a second recording for saying "objection"?

>And lastly, it's easy to have a good memory, but it's far more difficult to present your story in such a lovely manner, I award Mr Benjamin King 10 points

after yesterday and the first half of today, this is a letdown
hopefully we get back to kino tomorrow

AYE WHEN THE VERDICT BE GUILTY & THE SENTENCE BE HUNG BY THE NECK PERHAPS YE SEE THE BLACK PEARL UNFURL HER SAILS AND SHIMMY THE CAP'N AWAY FROM HARM

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if it's recorded how do they object? how is this shit even legal?
we need to go back to the muffins

Curry, user! FUCKING CURRY!

An outrageously attractive woman talked about muffins on the stand. Some of us jerked off to it.

she is aesthetic even when she cries

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What do you gain from trying to be a retarded contrarian? No one is gonna believe you to be genuine.

it's 4d chess dummy. Even if your question or answer is shut down as hearsay, it still plants a seed in the jury's mind. These trials are really just looking good for the jury, not objective at all.

someone bought muffins and that is factual proof that Depp is a abusive rapist chud

Amber hit the wall HARD!

Fuck this shit, I'm pouring a megapint and watching some Pirates of the Caribbean instead.

>objection your honor, witness brought muffins!

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Isn't it unfair that you cannot object to a pre recorded statement?

Based and same

me on the left

The defense/plaintiff lawyer teams probably review the video and they cut out the portions that are sustained objections later on. Keep an eye out for cuts in the recording

This blows, I'm out

How is this audio quality allowed in a court in 2000+22?

Don't forget that this isn't a literal drama show. They're not here to entertain, and every moment can't be gripping kino.

It's the pencil and paper scandal of the century. ABOUT TIME WE FUCKING GOT HERE.

it was 2021

>CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT A NOTEBOOK LOOKED LIKE IN 2016
This is Amber's lawyer isnt it

seconded. My balls are so drained from mommy I can't take any more

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>Mrs Amber Heard, please point out the person in this courtroom whose bed you shat on

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How are they interrogating a witness using fucking VLC player?

based.

that sounds so obvious that I feel stupid for even asking the question lmao

this still sucks compared to live testimony though

OH I CANT FAP TO THIS

Serious question to anyone who knows about law. Why is Amber's defense asking such inane questions like Did you have a piece of paper? Did you have a pen? Did you have a pair of shoes? How often did you put your shoes on?

>wearing a mask for a zoom call
sheesh

its a deposition not a statement
you cant object to this, you use it as ammo
if you want you bring the person in to go on stand

You can. they literally skip forward.

WASTED KYS

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>Wearing a mask for video conferencing

isn't this what firewalls are for?

>idk
>idk
>idk
does this woman know ANYTHING?!?!

you can record with a capture card and stream the video file over to another instance of vlc

It could be that she doesn't want her face shown to the world

>Sounds like a spic to me.
Impressive. Who will win the trial, user?

Objection: Narration and badgering a compass.

if i'm a juror i am irritated with heard's bitch lawyer making me sit through this nonsense

she doesnt want to show her face on tv, its simple

Yeah, how to not be a virgin, unlike you

It's LAPD, sounds about right.
One step above Somalia.

kek

How do you zoom call in vlc?

they have nothing, but need to keep that hourly rate up.

she's a cop, ofcourse she doesn't

based retard. it's a pre recorded deposition, enjoy the 1 hour of it

>be accused of beating and abusing your girlfriend
>hordes of hotties from all around the world show up inside and outside the courtroom to support you every day
I can't even imagine being that blessed

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Who is this?

holy

>almost 2 hours of this shit
Goodbye jury attention

ABOUT A WEEK AGO WEEK AGOOOOO

Yeah i hate these shitty testimonies, even the live video interviews suck ass, mic quality sucks, the witness is not stressed out and under the courtroom scrutiny, it's not exactly kino but what you gonna do, lets see what this bitch has to say

lynchian

if I had to go on trial and say what I did five years ago I'd probably not remember anything

depp is going to make sweet sweet love to that psychologist

They do that in hopes the person testifies claims something different that they claimed before. If someone claims "I had a pen" and in the courtroom they say the opposite, it supposedly creates the idea that the person is not worth believing.
Courtrooms are Yea Forums tier autism arguing. Unironically.

Be grateful of what you get. In my country live courtroom coverage is considered illegal.

W
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>Why is Amber's defense asking such inane questions
They are desperate. 1 week in and they are out of their depth. We still have 5 weeks to go and I have no idea what the fuck they are gonna do for the rest of the time.

VLC bros. we won

This cop seems as dumb as nails.

booooooooooo get back the last witness

How were your shoes on that day? Did you have them correctly tied and how old were they?

Officer Muffin, you may take the stand

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evidence.com? really?

What does he show her? His home porn with shitfaced Amber?

I want to wear a body cam and have sex with Dr. Curry.

>evidence.com
>it's real
do burgers really?

brehs

Pathetic. Check out my mega dubs.

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Trying to put the juries to sleep.

Yea Forums shitposts
>see babe, you post 'sneed' and derail a thread like that

Wait till you learn about bailiff.org

Can you elaborate on how much electric charge was in your phone that day?

In the US they unironically employ cops who have a low IQ on purpose and disqualify people with high IQ. It's so that they can keep them in check without anyone questioning if what they are doing is wrong. I truly wish I was joking.

They're gonna put Amber on the stand
She's gonna go like :(
And Amber is gonna win

>What does he show her?
Kino

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imagine busting a load on those glasses and lips.

Reddit is going to go insane when Johnny loses this case.

how the hell are they talking to her through VLC?

Us

shadow magick

They're playing a video

>trial has hit boring status
>still dont want to close thread and leave my johnnybros
Fuck

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I want to shoot cum right on the bare spot of her chest.

My cum is yellowish, if you put it under a light source it appears to be somewhat yellow. Is that bad?

Pre-recorded

puta

2 vlcs to stream, two to playback the other streams and you're good

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So what is at risk for each party in this? Assets and cash?

>mar 31 2021
uh
BROS?

>5 weeks to go
what the fuck, why

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON MCGONIGAL! THE MAYOR IS UP MY ASS AND YOU HAVEN'T ONCE LOGGED INTO CULPRITS.COM TODAY. I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE IF YOU'VE FORGOT YOUR PASSWORD AGAIN!

That's cancer.

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ambersisters.. we won
the patriarchy is no more

It might as well be a bullseye. It invites challenge.

really makes you wonder why the "video conference" is an edited mpg4 file.

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wtf nigga do you write the number of the post you're replying to manually?

So, rank the witnesses up untill now
>Fat artist
>Butler
>Mommy muffins

any compilations of funnies

because only nerds use MPV lmao

Has Natalie Wisco examined this video for compression???

Stay for the memes

you fucking retard
your urin goes trought the same fucking tube you mongoloid
is your unin yellow ? drink more water
case closed

This is why there are so many breaks and pauses between her answers and the question. She's not dumb, it's just not synced up tight.

How else would you do it?