Official depp v heard defamation trial thread

Official depp v heard defamation trial thread

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fuck jannies edition

Why is her name "Heard" and not "Hears"?


Because it's over.

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These threads stay for 4 hours but we can't have an actually ongoing tv event discussion on Yea Forums
I'm quitting this shithole when this trial is over

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Uhhhhh yeah, keep working at it and you will get something

>older psychiatrist lady who is eminently more talented and qualified than her, and significantly fitter and more attractive, pronounces her a crazy bitch incapable of forming genuine connections or experiencing adult emotions
Oof.

So far we've got Johnny's island manager saying she saw the two of them fight and Johnny having a mark across his nose while Amber seemed uninjured and a highly qualified psychologist say she'd diagnosed Amber with BPD.

I #believewomen

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What'd I miss megapint bros

So what board are we supposed to be having these discussions on then?

Yea Forums

I #wanttowatchherpiss
I can't stop fixating over whether she has a nice responsible stream or has to spread wide and lean forward because of an irrepressible tendency to spray.
Is she in control or at the mercy of her urethra?

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It turns out that the Ramona Flowers song was written about Amber Turd

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It's over, Amber.

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they are actor and still acting

2/10

Jannies moved a couple of threads to /pol/ yesterday, what a fucking joke, nobody is even being politically driven in these threads they're just comfy live events that are unfolding before our eyes... Fuck these disgusting pigs

(CHECKED)
Sup phone posting bro
How was your day yesterday?

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can't lie senpai those comparatives are barely different
physiognomy remains pseudoscience

god i wish she could psychoanalyze me and call me a fucking loser and give me loads of mind altering medication to try and turn my fucking shitty life around haha

Kek nice one

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>mods keep deleting a thread dedicated to a trial between two film actors with many other actors involved
>trial is also about the damages done to Depp for not being in several movies
>Mods allow threads about YouTubers, adding "in my ass" to film titles, and even sticky obituaries (which aren't about a film but are instead about just the actor)
Depp is innocent btw. Heard is a BPD alcoholic who shidded

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I'm now politically driven to call the jannies disgusting subhuman trannies
>tells you to clean your room and go for more walks and look after yourself better and stop obsessing over your inferiority complex that you just made up because you were bored and isn't even related to any abuse or neglect
>gets a court order to shut your internet off for your own mental health

I want to see her squat by the side of the road and piss and I want to catch a glimpse of her exposed anus as well. I want her to be extremely embarrassed too

this trial is not political at its core, only the wider implication could maybe be argued to be politically charged in some sense
Yea Forums is objectively the board most fit to host these threads

She's so hecking cute, bros

>>tells you to clean your room and go for more walks and look after yourself better and stop obsessing over your inferiority complex that you just made up because you were bored and isn't even related to any abuse or neglect
>>gets a court order to shut your internet off for your own mental health
Truly the best gf

what in the fuck is happening in this pic? This is fucking nightmare fuel

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If Depp doesn't come dressed as Mort one of these days I'm gonna be so bummed.

Supp phonechad bro, I tried blue clover but kept getting fucking ponies dancing on the bottom and couldn't stop it lmao, uninstalled and got kuroba but still mix it with readchan i fuckin hate the captcha on kurobaex

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unghh based
I want her to blush and nervously fart as she realizes I'm watching and annoyedly rattle off DSM codes matching me while I stroke her hair and wait for her to finish and gently wipe her pusy dry
I want to gently rub my foreskin up and down her labia as it grows taut while she continues to breathlessly elaborate on my diagnosis while her pusy blooms ready to receive me
I want to whisper to her my fantasies about her pissing her pants while I penetrate her and she pants harder and harder now diagnosing me in broken phrases between moans
>prescribes you sexual therapy with her but only after you've completed all of your mental health tasks for the day

I understand the wine thing

This is why we can't have nice things

>I understand the wine thing
Tell us what you know user

JUSTICE FOR JOHNNY
AMBER TURD

Ahhh well
Blue clover isn't for everyone.
Hope you have a great rest of your day phonebro.

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Is it? Why is that?

READY YOUR HONOR

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We're back folks. Now let's hear about how Amber has BPD.

you cannot get abused as a man
amber never explicitly said johnny hit her
companies read into ambers vague article and fucked johnny over who was already a hassle to work with
johnny left his wife of 20 yrs to marry a girl barely older than his daughter

these are FACTS

>when you cant take this shit anymore

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Omg who is this?

Carlos you fuck I already saw this shit joke in the other thread. Fuck you. 0/100 Kill yourself.

Wait so you can't disable the ponies? I'd go mad lol

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>whorelolive thread got 200 replies
>this previous thread got deleted
hiro please train you dog better

do not kikepost in Yea Forums

>THE BEGRUDGED BED BEFOULER

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>AMBER IS SOULLESS
CONFIRMED

who will play him in the biopic?

lol, so she is just stupid.

I think her name is Lily Kruuk

Fucking roasted.

This is a bit mean.

Amber looks ready to murder her

Fuck this quack doctor

why is the stream so quiet

roastie btfo another roastie?

why does Heard pretend to be writing everytime a witness is ragging on her?

KIMBROS???? SHE'S REAL???

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That's a woman

Get on the ET Canada stream. It's bussin

Who is Depp and what has he heard?

She reminds me of the therapist for Janis in the sopranos.

You can user
Just close the app and open it up again lol
Don't click the build what's in red.

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>career before family

baaasicallly, she was called a nuclear soulless emotionally driven flesh beast

Seriously, what is she writing? Does she really need to take notes? Isn't that something her lawyer should do for her instead?

What’s amber writing down she’s be doing that a lot now??

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Writing down the myriad ways she's going to kill them

>sun damaged two tone hair
>imagining she has any professional pride when she looks like this.

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>I need to kill this person, slowly

She's writing down how she plans to torture the doctor for calling her a soulless crazy bipolar shallow woman.

objection, speculation

Who’s side is she on?

She's unreal

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who dis qt

I'm actually pro heard now. ((Psychiatrists)) just make up shit that is 'good' 'bad'

BPD isn't real

Exaggerating and being whimsical isn't a disorder

List of people's beds she wants to take a grumpy on

the stenographer has to write all her shit lol

I couldn't imagine sitting there and getting absolutely ripped apart

Ahh damn. Curiosity killed the cat. Will give it another shot, cheers m8

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what would she diagnose you as if she evaluated you bros?

She's cute shut up

In Heard's case, "borderline" means borderline sociopath.

being mad at all shrinks because you dont want to take your schizo pills. ngmi

You are guilty, Turd. This is a Johnny board.

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Over and over again.

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>shannon doesn't tomorrow theme
dropped

this

She's writing down timestamps so she can look up what we were saying about her at the time, then she'll track down the worst offenders and fuck them to death.

It could be a shopping list

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She's writing nothing. If you look her pen goes over the whole page. Like she starts at the top, draws a line down to the bottom, then scribbles around in the middle. That's not writing. She's either just drawing something, or she's waving a pen around the paper to look like she's busy doing something.

schizoid, major depression

A random girl i found when looking for a pic of a girl that looked like an ex of mine for a different thread a while ago.

amber is like.. see guys I'm fine.

What a cunt

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the bitch will get a bargain when she deserves none. in the end she is a woman

severe virginosis

What's your estrogen schedule like?

Meds. Now.

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I pity you retards.

It's a court computer, she can't change the cookies

heard turd

Amber HATES this based woman
>more beautiful
>smarter than her
>articulate
>wants my pp

It still says something about her personality.

Take your meds schizo amber

>good afternoon mr debit
>WHYS THE RUM GONE
>drops mic
>wins
HAHAHA i love it

I've seen like 4 different pyschs and i've gotten 4 totally different diagnoses from each one. So it is kind of bullshit, yeah. She's still a psycho though, as am I.

All good bro.

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bros amber looks so sad. its not normal to have someone hostile to you unravel your whole personality for the whole world to see. surely theres more to personality than buzzwords

avoidant personality disorder

THE LOATHSOME DUNG DROPPER

>BPD isn't real
Based. It's not that some women are whore, they all are, just some have more opportunities.

Probably her lawyers tell her when she's uncomfortable to start scribbling so she doesn't jump out of the seat and cuts the witnesses' artery with her teeth

Man fuck this
wake me up for the cross

AMBER TURD

She can't even hold her straight face today.
She's losing it.

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she is gonna go on her phone later today and explode

She looks more mad than sad to me

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Carlos!

yeah she's a loon, but you could absolutely just make up the same BS for Jonny's 'whimsicalness'.

>we all use the same test
>thousands of studies

Cool you're making objective truth judgments you can't back up without absolute objective ontological morality and you can't do that without God and most of these faggots are atheist fucks.

How many levels of seethe is she on?

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She probably thought she could fool a professional psychologist and the psychologist is going to say she was faking her circumstances.

I can save her.

Damn this guy is fucked.

>BPD isn't real
How I WISH you were right.

This Dr is hot

she has the resting bitch face on maximum capacity. imagine if she were berating you constantly. wouldnt that be awful

Maybe /soc/?

Amber hit the wall hard

BPD AND EXTASY

Whatever BPD is is real. But it's not a disorder the same way anxeity and depression aren't 'chemical inbalances'.

youtube comments:

India support JD. based poos

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psychiatry isn't real and this bimbo is proof anyone can 'diagnose' people. oh and the 'test' is literally a fucking yes or no test from buzzfeed dot com

i want Dr Mommy to sit on my face and wiggle her hips

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Fuck jannies get in here

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meet me in person and i will make it real

>tendency to be self righteous
Holy SHIT LOL

what's wrong with her lips?

Isn't there like something about psychiatrist not being allowed to testify against their client?

This is fucked up. I want to protect Amber

>YEAH BRO THIS TEST TELLS ME EVERYTHING YOU ARE ABOUT

surely you guys are not falling for this

How do you get rid of the queer pony shit in blue clover? I am still using the original clover but the dev stopped updating it.

You want a schizoff?

>Exaggerating and being whimsical isn't a disorder

This, I was thinking that's just a type of personality. Some people are subdued, some people are self-aggrandizing, some people are laissez faire.

How can you define a personality type as a "disorder"?

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They all just make up shit and give out drugs.

What do you mean?

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amber looks like she is about to go nuclear

its over

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they are warped

DOCTOR GET DOWN, AMBER'S GOING FOR A GUN

based

haven't heard any hearsay or objections yet, don't think the lawyers dear. she even went beyond the scope at one point lol.

they are not pressed against mine.

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They're not on my dick.

reminder that you're never sick if you don't let them diagnose you

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Histrionic is the whore disorder, BPD is the threatening-to-kill-yourself disorder

basedo
die coomer

They aren't hugging my cock

>Dr Curry
I want to eat her hot chip

It's called being a thespionic faggot.

Psych jews define any personality as a disorder. They're all devoid soulless losers in the school of austrian kikery

>I wrote up a 25 page interpretation outline.
>Ms. Herd can minimize personal problems
>She tends to have a lot of inner hostility
>Externalization of blame
>Tendency to be self righteous but to deny that she is self righteous
>Says she's non-judgemental and accepting, but she actually is very judgemental and angry
>She's very angry and may have outbursts of anger
>Passive aggressive
>Self-indulgent
>Self centered
>Needy of attention
>Need approval
>Distance people once they get close to them
>Can offer some faults that are socially acceptable to appear fair and balanced

Roasted

whose witness is this? is this going for some kinda insanity defense or are they just trying to paint Heard as batshit crazy?

The episode with the butler was by far the best, I hope he comes back later in the season

Yes

When it is destructive

Friggin johnny can handle his pints. The bitch cannot . Amber hit the wall hard fr

they're not giving me the ol' Millie Bobby Brown

IS THIS A ROAST NOW??

I want to eat her curry

>BPD is the threatening-to-kill-yourself disorder
Yeah, and then they try to kill you instead.

Yup btfo

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I saw a preview and he's in the beach episode OVA

Yeah, drugs don't even work.

>Hey uh...the anti-depressants aren't working i don't think. I feel more depressed than ever, and I can only sleep like 15 minutes a night now.

>That's very interesting for you to say user, you just have to get used to them is all.

>Yeah but...it's been 4 months.

>It takes time user!

Expert witness for the prosecution (Johnny). She's basically saying Amber is medically diagnosed with crazy.

Protect her in Hell

>Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
>Shounen yo shinwa ni nare

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>are they just trying to paint Heard as batshit crazy?
Yes.

Hired by Depps lawyers

bros remind me never to get involved with a bpd girl

We've got an expert here!

>she's evil because.... SCIENCE!!

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How do you clean a pipe like that?

Amberlance will still win. Give it up bros

MOMMY

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Holy fuck this is horoscopes lmao

>She's a scorpio, she's very aggressive!

so amber agreed to this examination .. what happens if it was positive for amber? would she not have been brought up? .. i don't get it.

Amber has now been proven by science to be a total schizo and violent psycho. it's unironically over, the sciences are against her.

This but unironically.

a based megapint

Retard

>the 'test' is literally a fucking yes or no test from buzzfeed dot com
"Are you a psychotic bitch?"
"Yes... Wait! No! I meant no!"
"Too late lol"

I was born in 1988 and I remember watching the announcement of Kurt Cobain's suicide as it broke. I remember seeing the OJ chase live on tv. I remember seeing the 9/11 news live on tv. The announcement of the invasion of Iraq and eventually the capture of Saddam Hussein. The announcement of Bin Laden's death.

Remember these trial streams, anons. This shit is legit history albeit Hollywood history.

very tasteful makeup on her. not overly done. just enough to make her look pretty in a lowkey kinda way fr fr no cap

Codetypes 3,6
Also audio cut off

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psychiatry is a literal meme, they have to constantly revise all their diagnoses because everything is so nebulous. if you were an expert in the 90s your knowledge is already outdated in 2022. it is a meme.

The defense could admit the doctor as a witness. It looks like Amber agreed to the psychological evaluation because she thought she could fool a professional.

>BPD isn't real

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this
I hope the defense tears her a new one for diagnosing someone she wasn't officially treating

Lmfao the roastie Heard supporters are seething holy shit.
Imagine getting dabbed on by a girl smarter AND more beautifal than you LMAOOOOOOO.

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cringe

>Amber is in X group
>therefore she has the behaviors of everyone in X group
>have you seen her act like this
>well.. no, but she's in the group... we-w-we have thousands of studies
>have you seen her act out these behaviours
>well... you know the DSM 6
>no further questions

take the meds schizo

Amber is not enjoying this at all

Crazy people not only think they're fine, but they're the most amazing person on the planet. So they're usually happy to get examined officially because they think they'll just wow the psychologists so much that everyone will plainly see they're not crazy

>court psychologist describes you to a T
Kinos for this kind of feel?

Heard confirmed paranoid and hysterical

polchuds now accepting austrian kikery 'categories' as if they're facts

TRUMP LOST

Whats with the roastie defense all of a sudden ITT? Are the Heardshills getting mad?

I know depp is a cutie

>if you were an expert in the 90s your knowledge is already outdated in 2022
that applies to virtually all jobs in the world, a career is a constant learning experience

Good witness for the prosecution, they've gotten her to talk about how angry Amber is and went back to the previous witness about how you should check with co-workers or associates to see if there is a consistent pattern of behaviour.

you can't doubt the science user believe in the science

Okay leftoid
Take your meds

most women are bpd histrionic. watch out before u get with one brothers

>user in charge of following the explanation

>bro the DSM hasn't been revised 5 times in the past 50 years with major changes in almost every single one of them
enjoy your meme degree bro

Wow, she's talking extremely fast. Classic BPD sign.

The "imbalance" of chemicals, i.e. the necessarily fucked up neurotransmitter situation, is the mechanism by which the anxiety and depression manifest, but it's not the cause.

Gas going through a car system to make combustion drive the engine is how a car works, but it's not the cause, the cause is properly viewed as me putting gas in, starting the car, and pressing the accelerator.

>i dont understand what an expert witness is

Good thing my computer science degree from 1993 still holds up!

yes but she is writing a novel it seems.

this woman is proof that psychology is a fucking meme field and women are a meme

Having a rollercoaster of emotions is a disorder

Of course Jews would say that, they're soulless.

you're just mad gender dysphoria is classified as a mental illness, troon

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS EXPERT IS WRONG BECAUSE IT RUINS MY SIMP NARRATIVE
Do Heardfags really?

you sure didn't have a problem when your psychiatrist gave the greenlight for your hormones and dick transformation into a gaping wound huh?

>prosecution

It's going on 3 weeks now, you'd think people would catch on to the fact that this is a civil trial, not a criminal one.

Why is your name "Carlos" and not "Carwin"?
Because you're a loser

>Take your meds
you are the one who believes in meme diagnoses
psychiatry isn't a hard science, it is astrology for atheists

>bring in an unrelated expert witness
>"yeah but did you witness her doing these bad things?"
I hope the lawyer does try this just so that everyone can see that Amber's team is functionally retarded

will this testimony garner sympathy for amber from the jury?

It's day 9.

It's actually not. They took it out of the DSM. I wish it still were. Maybe some kids lives would be saved. Protect kids from trans.

amber bros.....

>psychiatry isn't a hard science, it is astrology for atheists

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Fuck bros... Curry is describing my girlfriend to a T in some of these statements.
What do I do?

My point isn't the witness or nature of the testimony, but that anyone would ever put stake in a logical inference fallacy.

I see losers getting mad I said BPD isn't real, it isn't unless a MAN has it you chuddy duds. Read between the lines and believe all women.

>psychiatry isn't a hard science, it is astrology for atheists
that has nothing to do with what I said

This seems too on the nose.

>y-y-your a TRANNER
wow, what an enlightened, well-adjusted individual you are truly worthy of having an opinion that matters to me

Chris Watts

Even they're not that stupid.

>THEY WILL THREATEN LEGAL ACTION AND DO ANYTHING TO KEEP THEM

shit on her bed.

Why haven't the defence objected to anything?

Run.

4 day trial week, dumbo.

kek whats an argument that could actually get this thrown out.lawyer fags report in


>so theese studies are they represetative over all stratas of society

"the study is huge"
>so are you testifying that its representative of humans as a species

"errm yes"

so this scale worked in peru? where you did novel science
"well i used this study in peru"

why was that considerd novel???

>errm nobody had tried to treat theese children before

lmaoing at all the hormone imbalanced trannies ITT getting upset from learning its not normal to have wild moodswings daily

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

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