MEN BROS?

I fucking kneel. Women are simply a superior breed of human

Women can
>Give birth to life
>Fight better than any man

What are we even good for male dudes?

opening jars

You better like this chud, because thats what youll get with lotr from now on

Male is a deficient creature incapable of any greatness.

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what is the issue here exactly

been like 10 years since i read the first book, does it go over any details about rands mother? from what i remember rands dad finds the child nearby the deceased mother

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bros...its over

You have to have eyes to understand

Hollywood is fast turning into bollywood

Men bros.... its over

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we can rape them.

I'm confused why is a woman wearing clearly modern day clothing and boots fighting a medieval knight in a sweater while pregnant?

I can't believe that asians now also open jars

Cause American fantasy show writer.

man niggas…. we just became obsolete

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she used her whole body weight

>American

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Clearly a shoop, there's writing on top of her hands so It's not a real photo.

Staged photo, they had a male on set opening the jars

I binged all of this recently, what a fucking failure of a show.
By the end I was literally just skipping anything that wasn't Moraine, and most of that too.

isn't this show mostly forgotten like most shows these days?
I hardly see people talking about it.

killing spiders

>hesitation in his swing in order to avoid her

Even if we take into account armor she's wearing, she can't weight over 80kgs, she has a tiny frame. The dude is at least 90 kilos himself, add 30 kilos from his armor if not more and he was already swinging sword not to hit her, but he was swinging frontwards. Even if they were equal weight with his footing it's likely you'd just fall flat, but she dragged him

Yes in Book 4 The Shadow Rising. It doesn't describe the details of her participation in the blood snow though. Pretty sure she was dead when Tam found the baby

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>tries to hit her with back while she's running at him instead of just holding out his sword and letting her big pregnant belly get impaled

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It would have been a cool shot if they didnt break the laws of physics - if she just used the cape as a fulcrum and drove her spear into the guy's back while he was off balance. It looks retarded the way they shot it

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I've noticed only now - what's with the strange one-second-long head seizure when she'd pulled his cape? Does she have electric powers or something?

thats what we all want to know, like wtf fuck fuck

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*breaks glass*
>there is no glass in it user you fucking schizo just eat the pickles
>user how the fuck did you cut yourself on the glass now I have to take you to the er I hate you

Obviously a male spoon. Try again.

Good job now you can't close it back, retard

>not hurling it at the wall and wrapping the surviving ones in toilet roll
ngmi

>hollywood physics

I hate my mother so much it's unreal.

NOOOOO

>He swings away from the woman midswing

Wow Northman is really lame

What show is this?

I dont even know since I gave up on these modern fantasy shows after Witcher s1

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getting raped by big tiddy amazons :D

you could tell the director of this has never walked in real snow in his life

How's her footgame?

P O W E R F U L

how do you people come up with these funny words

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Incel BTFO

jarheads... not like this...

memes aside this makes me want to play some bannerlord
is there a good Yea Forums meme run I should do?
MAybe Sopranos.

That swing wasn't anywhere near her

oh shit this is from WoT?

cant believe you wasted your time, as soon as all the niggers got casted it was over

Men sisters... It´s over.

>winds up for a horizontal slash
>turns it into an overhand chop
how the fuck does anyone watch this garbage

Pretty much same, but then I was seriously bored.
You made the right call.