How come you knew what this meant even when you like 5?

how come you knew what this meant even when you like 5?

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I want to fuck that lion.

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Go to bed, Doctor Peterson.

instincts

>instincts
>lion-fucking instincts

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I am waiting on an overseas phone call

just don't tell anyone in real life

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Built for BBC

why did lions have eyebrow shaper and mascara

bout to connect to my vpn, fire up incognito mode, turn off javascript, and search "why is nala so sexy" in duckduckgo

wish me luck bros

because all women a li-on when it comes to make up

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They played fuckin Elton John singing “Can you Feel My Cock Tonight” while the girl lion keeps batting him with the lewdest “fuck me” eyes in an official Disney animation

Now what if Shenzi were the love interest?

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>damn forget that lioness over there... that hyena got me all like DAMN

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people drew the lion to illicit a specific effect, display a specific message, in the scene.

This scene ruined an entire generation of men.

female hyenas have dicks that are bigger than male hyenas

ffs Carlos

That's just their clit, user, don't be intimidated.

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Its actually their vaginas and it retracts inside for sex!

uh...based.

Everyone at all ages know what bedroom eyes are

Factually, it's a Pseudo penis*

Because my uncle gave me that same look when I was 4

Not in the "oh they fuggin" sense, more like "oh they are in love like my mom and dad", I know that, that's how I understood this scene when I was 5

I actually didn't understand that scene at all
I'm autistic, so that might explain why

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Everyone at all ages know what sex is stop lying

Most of us have seen dad fuck our mom.

Nah, I remember being young enough to think that babies were just a thing that happened after you got married.

And that's what killing bites is

Fucken lolz

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>female hyenas have dicks that are bigger than male hyenas

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>duckduckgo
more like cuckcuckzog

I didn’t. I knew that ‘sex’ was something married couples did because they loved each other thanks to the Simpsons, but didn’t know it was for making babies or that it involved penis in vagina. I thought sex was just getting naked and kissing the other person and babies were made by getting married and praying to god.

I didnt, my mom said, "well, SHE's horny" and that's how I knew.

based

my friends mum just directly told me that sex is how you get babies when i was like 6

i was aware of the concept of animals sexing for reproduction before it clicked that humans do the same.
when i found out humans do it i felt very disgusted and lost a lot of respect for humanity for a while
and if you're wondering yes, i am an incel

Humans fucking big cats isn't shameful since they are higher up on the food chain.

They literally spelled it out. Literally.

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Ill take your word on that.

What if Gloria from Madagascar were inflated to an enormous size?

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You missed the real message

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that would be so weird. lol.

>watching goofy movie in class
>never seen it before
>see Roxanne and something switches inside me
>dick is hard as diamonds
>just think of Roxanne the entire time
>this happens (pic rel)
>I no hands cum in my pants
>felt like gallons shooting out
>had no idea what was happening
>ask to go to the bathroom
>need to get rid of the evidence
>try to flush my underwear down the toilet because dumb kid
>it clogs the toilet
>I run away
>janitor finds it later
>name is in the wasteband
>thanksmom.jpg
>they call my parents
>have to explain everything to them and my principle
>they ask me to go out in the hall
>hear them all laughing for like 10 straight minutes

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Fake but straight.

I love this fucking website.

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>babies were made by getting married and praying to god

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Uffff

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...no, user. that's a you problem.

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>babies were made by getting married and praying to god.
My sources say that's true.

>SCYN
>IS

Goddamn that lion sexy as hell fr fr

you did nothing wrong

We all share ancestors at some point. You probably have a latent program that makes you want to fuck a fish.

hi there Adam,you really are obsessed with this movie uh? Shouldn't you be working on the part 2?

Somebody post it

I thought nothing of this scene when I was 5, sorry.